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Caganer posted:the comments from OP are even better: Billy Connoly put it best in a stand-up routine: the only thing possible to say when someone walks in on you cranking it: thank god you're here! Also, who are you, Caganer?
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maskenfreiheit posted:but the school wouldn't let you take the AP test if you're not in the ap class What that sucks. Isn't it administered via College Board or whatever though anyway?
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# ? Feb 16, 2018 03:00 |
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Also I commented on that lord of the rings wedding guy on reddit and apparently 'dickhead' is a gendered slur so I'M SORRY. That best man is a dickhead though.
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# ? Feb 16, 2018 03:02 |
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tactlessbastard posted:Billy Connoly put it best in a stand-up routine: the only thing possible to say when someone walks in on you cranking it: thank god you're here! A Caganer (Catalan pronunciation: [kəɣəˈne], Western Catalan: [kaɣaˈne]) is a figurine depicted in the act of defecation appearing in nativity scenes in Catalonia and neighbouring areas with Catalan culture such as Andorra, Valencia, and Northern Catalonia (in southern France). It is most popular and widespread in these areas, but can also be found in other areas of Spain (Murcia), Portugal, and southern Italy (Naples). The name "El Caganer” literally means "the crapper" or "the shitter". Traditionally, the figurine is depicted as a peasant, wearing the traditional Catalan red cap (the barretina) and with his trousers down, showing a bare backside, and defecating.
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# ? Feb 16, 2018 03:04 |
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Caganer, I always smile when you post because I just envision those nativity figurines copping a squat. I’ve been searching for years for one that meshes with my dad’s nativity set. Isn’t the symbolism like, baby Jesus loves the highest of the highs and the lowest of the lows, even the dude taking a poo poo not five feet from him?
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# ? Feb 16, 2018 03:07 |
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LadyPictureShow posted:Caganer, I always smile when you post because I just envision those nativity figurines copping a squat. I’ve been searching for years for one that meshes with my dad’s nativity set. "The caganer was the most mischievous and out-of-place character of the pessebre's [otherwise] idyllic landscape; he was the "Other", with everything that entails, and as the "Other", was accepted, in a liberal vein, as long as he did not aim to occupy the foreground. The caganer represented the spoilsport that we all have inside of us, and that's why it is not surprising that it was the most beloved figure among the children and, above all, the adolescents, who were already beginning to feel rather like outsiders at the family celebration."
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# ? Feb 16, 2018 03:10 |
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When I was caught taking a dump at a nativity scene, I was excommunicated from the church!
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# ? Feb 16, 2018 03:13 |
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13Pandora13 posted:I know this is from...pages back but it revived in me a 20 year long rage. The fact that you are still fuming about something that happened in 8th grade suggests that maybe you still don't have the emotional maturity required for freshman AP world geography.
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# ? Feb 16, 2018 03:19 |
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therobit posted:The fact that you are still fuming about something that happened in 8th grade suggests that maybe you still don't have the emotional maturity required for freshman AP world geography. yeah, someone who recalls a negative experience that is relevant to the thread obviously is emotionally stunted [borat voice] NOT
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# ? Feb 16, 2018 03:22 |
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Caganer posted:A Caganer (Catalan pronunciation: [kəɣəˈne], Western Catalan: [kaɣaˈne]) is a figurine depicted in the act of defecation appearing in nativity scenes in Catalonia and neighbouring areas with Catalan culture such as Andorra, Valencia, and Northern Catalonia (in southern France). It is most popular and widespread in these areas, but can also be found in other areas of Spain (Murcia), Portugal, and southern Italy (Naples). Not to be confused with El Cagatío, the log children beat so that it'll poo poo out presents.
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# ? Feb 16, 2018 03:24 |
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Batterypowered7 posted:Not to be confused with El Cagatío, the log children beat so that it'll poo poo out presents. ahaha i googled this and it's hilarious wikipedia posted:A song is sung during this celebration. After hitting the tió softly with a stick during the song, it is hit harder on the words Caga tió! Then somebody puts their hand under the blanket and takes a gift. The gift is opened and then the song begins again. There are many different songs; the following are some examples.
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# ? Feb 16, 2018 03:29 |
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There was a story where some poor idiot's girlfriend decided that her love language was ALL OF THEM and he was kind of sheepishly going along with it.
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# ? Feb 16, 2018 03:30 |
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Caganer posted:My [26 M] roommate has turned into the roommate from hell ever since I [26 M] got together with my girlfriend [24 F]. The worst thing is that he constantly keeps his door open while streaming graphic hentai videos and pictures. Are things with my friend irreparable? Should I listen to my girlfriend? wait did this guy's anime roomie bring home an anime girl and his chad roomie stole her love because if so
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# ? Feb 16, 2018 03:33 |
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maskenfreiheit posted:that sucks I was appreciating another hard troll from maskenfrieght's pantry of goodies and then you had to drop another "god drat most boring and sad life story" from maskenfrites' dungeon of dullness.
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# ? Feb 16, 2018 03:57 |
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blarzgh posted:I was appreciating another hard troll from maskenfrieght's pantry of goodies and then you had to drop another "god drat most boring and sad life story" from maskenfrites' dungeon of dullness. you don't actually think that, you just think it annoys me. (note you didn't call the other poster's story boring, because you don't have a history of getting into slapfights with her) i just clicked ? and in 80 posts you haven't shared content. maybe if you don't like my contributions maskenfreiheit fucked around with this message at 04:02 on Feb 16, 2018 |
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maskenfreiheit posted:you don't actually think that, you just think it annoys me. Weeooowwweeeeoooo Post Police here to make an arrest!
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# ? Feb 16, 2018 04:03 |
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ArbitraryC posted:It's never used that way in healthy relationships and every post about it is either one extreme of "I suck at everything but do one good thing for my partner, why don't they respect my love language" or the other "my partner does so much for me but I feel neglected because they don't do the one thing, why don't they respect my love language?" On the other hand, your entire exposure to the concept is from the hosed-up relationship forum, so there's a sampling bias in your experience here. Me and my gf hav discussed love languages before and concluded "I'm glad we both appreciate each other", and also I have never posted about this functional dynamic on reddit.
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# ? Feb 16, 2018 04:09 |
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blarzgh posted:Weeooowwweeeeoooo Post Police here to make an arrest! read that in a mr meseeks voice My [28 M] brother [22 M] thinks his Rick and Morty impressions are good but everyone makes fun of him for it behind his back. How can I break it to him gently? quote:I'm just going to keep this short, really. My brother introduced me to R&M during season 2's run. It's a fun show. He's really into it. He's also really into doing his Morty and Mr. Meeseeks impressions.
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# ? Feb 16, 2018 04:19 |
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My fiancé [25f] dumped me [26M] on Tuesday. Today she tells me she wants the apartment to herself tomorrow for her Valentine’s date.quote:I’ll try to keep this short because I’m so stunned I think I’ve stopped being able to process things. I’ve [26M] been with my fiancé [25F] for 4 years. We’ve been engaged since last year and actively planning the wedding.
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# ? Feb 16, 2018 04:58 |
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Haifisch posted:My fiancé [25f] dumped me [26M] on Tuesday. Today she tells me she wants the apartment to herself tomorrow for her Valentine’s date. There’s a follow up: [UPDATE- One Year Later] My fiancé [25f] dumped me [26M] on Tuesday. Today she tells me she wants the apartment to herself tomorrow for her Valentine’s date. quote:I’ve [27/m] spent the last year working very hard to improve myself. Now that it’s Valentine’s Day again, I was thinking about what a dark place I was in last year. I didn’t have the strength to post an update back then, but now that I’ve had some time to heal, I wanted to let everyone know how I’m doing.
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# ? Feb 16, 2018 05:03 |
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I feel like usually the updates are nice but this one makes the dude look so pathetic I have no idea why he would air it.
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Caganer posted:My [26 M] roommate has turned into the roommate from hell ever since I [26 M] got together with my girlfriend [24 F]. The worst thing is that he constantly keeps his door open while streaming graphic hentai videos and pictures. Are things with my friend irreparable? Should I listen to my girlfriend? quote:hands down his pants, and masturbating furiously. This is a very weird way to jerk off. with John until he becomes the dick screamer we all know he can be.
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# ? Feb 16, 2018 05:20 |
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Caganer posted:oh boy searching for "door open" pulled up some gems, first one incoming: Looks like LBJ is enjoying his reincarnation as a millennial woman in her twenties. Caganer posted:Me [26F] with my roommates 27M & 27F. They will not leave me alone in the bathroom.Non-Romantic Ugh, I can understand having someone ask a question if you're in the shower, but being bothered while on the can is loving awful.
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# ? Feb 16, 2018 05:38 |
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Bogus Adventure posted:Looks like LBJ is enjoying his reincarnation as a millennial woman in her twenties. i'd just make a voice like i'm one of those porno guys who has to talk to his wife on the phone while the secretary blows him "oh yeahhhhhh... i know where the remotteeee isss ah yes yes yes"
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# ? Feb 16, 2018 05:51 |
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Bogus Adventure posted:Ugh, I can understand having someone ask a question if you're in the shower, but being bothered while on the can is loving awful.
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# ? Feb 16, 2018 05:57 |
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Caganer posted:oh boy searching for "door open" pulled up some gems, first one incoming: Start pissing in the sink.
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# ? Feb 16, 2018 06:07 |
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Caganer posted:oh boy searching for "door open" pulled up some gems, first one incoming: The comments on this one are all kind of odd, the highly rated posts are all "maybe she thinks nothing of it and you're the weirdo for looking". OP has specified that it's a tiny apartment, he doesn't go into her room, and the bathroom she frequents is within eyeshot of the entire living room. maybe it's a fetish
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# ? Feb 16, 2018 06:40 |
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maskenfreiheit posted:ahaha i googled this and it's hilarious The videos of kids pounding on logs are great. You know, I've been wanting to change up our Christmas routine--maybe this is just the thing to try. People singing "poo poo out my gifts now, Uncle Log" is better than those tired old carols.
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:this doesn't bother me at but I would think the polite request would be enough My bladder and sphincter are shy and clam up when people talk to me while I'm trying to pee or poo. At my current workplace, people talk to me at the urinal. It sucks so hard because I can't piss until they stop.
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ArbitraryC posted:The comments on this one are all kind of odd, the highly rated posts are all "maybe she thinks nothing of it and you're the weirdo for looking". OP has specified that it's a tiny apartment, he doesn't go into her room, and the bathroom she frequents is within eyeshot of the entire living room. She wants to gently caress OP
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lol in my freshman ap world geography class my teacher pulled me aside after a test and fed me the correct answers to a question i got wrong. it was under the guise of "not being sure what i had bubbled" but i was too dense to understand what they were doing. i just kept saying that i meant to fill in the wrong answer. after being asked like five times whether i actually meant to answer A instead of B i gave in and told them "sure, i guess that's what i answered then." and they told me that i got it right and scored a 70. the moral of the story is that y'all nerds should have tried less hard.
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# ? Feb 16, 2018 07:15 |
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What the gently caress went on in that region back in the day? I guess there was maybe the Inquisition, but I don’t think that explains beating poo poo logs for candy while chanting about it. I think the caganer has an additional element of grounding the nativity scene in reality. Not only did heaven and earth not stop to mark the birth of mankind’s savior, life carried on as it always has. That includes the dude round back of the stable taking a fat, steamy poo poo. Hell, Jesus poo poo on himself all of the time for a while. That’s what babies do.
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# ? Feb 16, 2018 07:18 |
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Bubblyblubber posted:Why are you telling HR about your massage parlour handjobs, you weirdo? psshhhh look at this loser who's never put a handie on the company card
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# ? Feb 16, 2018 07:23 |
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Who wants to help me decipher this mess of sibling drama? My sister [31/F] excluded my twin and I [26/F's] from our other sister's [30/F] birthday plans in March. My twin is not going, and I agreed to go but the more I think about it the angrier I get. quote:My sister Casey turned 30 in January. For months prior my twin Shelly, and older sister Adrian and I were all planning her bday, as it was supposed to be a big deal because she was turning 30. Plan one: Go to SF. Nixed by Adrian. Plan two: Go to NYC. Nixed by Adrian in an underhanded manner (plans meant to be a secret; instead, messages sister openly in group chat as though it was solely her idea) Plan three: Go to Boston. Nixed by Casey (the eldest sister whose birthday it is). Plan four: Go to their hometown for an event. Allegedly nixed by Casey, actually nixed by Adrian. Plan five: Casey and Adrian have dinner, excluding the twins. This happens. Plan six: Casey and Adrian go to a resort together, excluding the twins. This is yet to happen. Don't you love sisters?!?!
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# ? Feb 16, 2018 07:35 |
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Plan 9: Go to the moon and get drunk.
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# ? Feb 16, 2018 07:49 |
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Did she not ever call casey and ask her what's up? Make solid plans? I'm a little confused why all communication seemed to go through group chat or adrian.Caganer posted:She wants to gently caress OP
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# ? Feb 16, 2018 08:49 |
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:Did she not ever call casey and ask her what's up? Make solid plans? I'm a little confused why all communication seemed to go through group chat or adrian. I'd have gone with "It's her fetish."
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# ? Feb 16, 2018 08:56 |
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maskenfreiheit posted:are you slow? NOBODY dates in serial (only goes out with one person 24/7 with zero overlap) This is just the dumbest poo poo. I'm not biting, just pointing it out. hth
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maskenfreiheit posted:are you slow? NOBODY dates in serial (only goes out with one person 24/7 with zero overlap) i;mg ay
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My wife (29f) left me (33m) and our family (9f) (4m) 3 weeks ago for a new man (?m)who she met doing drugs. He died after being hit by a car today and she wants back. My wife (29f) left me (33m) our daughter (9f) and son (4m) for a man she met at a party and began a cocaine binge that eventually turned into her abandoning us. We live in a small community and today there was a truck that went out of control and hit some pedestrians one being her new bf. He died from the impact of the accident, I honesty think it's hilarious and the greatest karma ever. She's now begging to come back and I don't want her. Is this wrong to think it's funny and good karma this man died and she's now begging for forgiveness? TL;dr wife (29f) abandoned me (33m)and our kids (9f), (4m). Her new boyfriend died in an accident now she wants back
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