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littlebluellama posted:Somebody post something piss related, or a thing that like defaces or breaks an object you already have. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1eJhAR5tQg0
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Collateral Damage posted:Well it's not a kickstarter, but here's a stupid as gently caress product. Sometimes you need a product to help maximize your ball sweat.
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Collateral Damage posted:Well it's not a kickstarter, but here's a stupid as gently caress product. Yes, because my couch needs to be full of even more ball and rear end sweat.
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Collateral Damage posted:Well it's not a kickstarter, but here's a stupid as gently caress product. in billy mays voice IT BAKES YOUR BALLS! IT COOKS YOUR oval office! IT TORCHES YOUR TAINT! IT BURNS YOUR BUNS! IT'S THE AMAZING SAUNA PANTS CALL NOW WITH CONFIDENCE!!!
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I can't even look at those things without imaging the Prickly Heat/diaper rash that would inevitably follow if I tried sitting around in hot sweaty sauna pants while watching TV or whatever. Damp heat is not a friend to your nether regions.
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Count Uvula posted:Low production cost, low shipping cost, simple easy-to-make designs, and just a general popularity among consumers of random individual artist products. ...If you order like 10000+ copies then yes. Its actually surprisingly difficult to find a reasonable pricetag for making a customized production run of ~couple of hundred enamel pins, at least was a couple of years ago when I was trying to come up with a small give-away present for our research project participants.
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Der Kyhe posted:...If you order like 10000+ copies then yes. Its actually surprisingly difficult to find a reasonable pricetag for making a customized production run of ~couple of hundred enamel pins, at least was a couple of years ago when I was trying to come up with a small give-away present for our research project participants. You can get 100 made for about $180. You then sell them for $10 each.
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Collateral Damage posted:Well it's not a kickstarter, but here's a stupid as gently caress product. It must be rough going with an "expensive" $65 sauna experience.  On the upside, guys who wear those sauna pants probably aren't going to have (more) kids. Those heating neck/back massage pillows/blankets have a "DON'T PUT THIS poo poo ON SENSITIVE AREAS OR EXPOSED SKIN AND FOR FUCKS SAKE DON'T USE PRESSURE TO HOLD IT IN PLACE" among other warnings that those pants ignore completely in their concept.
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I'm gonna go back in time and murder the inventor of enamel pins https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1765478260/bobs-burgers-x-kpop-enamel-pin-collection?ref=newest&ref=discovery
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Guy Goodbody posted:I'm gonna go back in time and murder the inventor of enamel pins Do they even have the Bobs Burgers license?
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evobatman posted:Do they even have the Bobs Burgers license? Lol
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This game was banned from Kickstarter but apparently it managed to be completed anyway. It's about to be released on Steam in a week. Behold the unholy union of FMV and PUA. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5MfGJG_ndA The MSJ has a new favorite as of 11:01 on Feb 28, 2018 |
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The MSJ posted:This game was banned from Kickstarter but apparently it managed to be completed anyway. It's about to be released on Steam in a week. The game is fantastic. There are already let's plays on youtube, and basically it's always the same thing. You approach a girl and have several dialogue options: a. I'm going to rape you (serious) - wrong option! b. I'm going to rape you (joking) - wrong option! c. Sometimes I cry at night when I remember I'm still a virgin - wrong option! d. Hey, how are you doing? - correct option, you've mastered women!
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Paladinus posted:The game is fantastic. There are already let's plays on youtube, and basically it's always the same thing. You approach a girl and have several dialogue options: Some sample gameplay shots: Palpek posted:Ummm
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Guy Goodbody posted:I'm gonna go back in time and murder the inventor of enamel pins https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Safe_harbor_(law) I stopped selling pins on Etsy because I couldn't compete with people infringing on copyrights, reselling Alibaba merch, or both. I really hope these crowdfunded folks outsource to China and then get scooped.
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The MSJ posted:This game was banned from Kickstarter but apparently it managed to be completed anyway. It's about to be released on Steam in a week. Because we were all clamoring for a Man Enough sequel.
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The MSJ posted:This game was banned from Kickstarter but apparently it managed to be completed anyway. It's about to be released on Steam in a week. While I think it's funny that the content of this thing is so bad that it'd be for sure proper to ban it on its own merits, isn't it also against KickStarter TOS to just use a Kickstarter page as a storefront for a completed product? Because, uhhh... quote:The game is fully-funded to completion irrespective of reaching the target goal. The Kickstarter donations work both as a pre-sale of the game and also to provide a global translation, marketing and PR budget for the title. It's pretty obvious that this isn't really kickstarting it at all. It's selling a finished game.
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SpacePig posted:It's pretty obvious that this isn't really kickstarting it at all. It's selling a finished game. And it's not like they can even pretend to have to develop anything. The video even brags about only having "520 choices." So it's just a program that will play a one of four possible mp4's based on which box you click. I don't know how to code but I'm certain that I could learn enough to code this game in a week.
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The MSJ posted:Some sample gameplay shots: Paragon Renegade Jeffrey Dahmer
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Harveygod posted:So it's just a program that will play a one of four possible mp4's based on which box you click. aaaaand history once again repeats itself, horribly: 
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Five years after the end of the campaign, the guys behind the Robotech miniatures game have admitted that half the promised products will never be produced. But they are graciously offering to send people more of the stuff they've already received to make up the difference. But they will be pricing the stuff they send at MSRP, not the lower kickstarter prices, and also they aren't covering shipping. https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/rrpgt/robotech-rpg-tacticstm/posts/2120399
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queserasera posted:https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Safe_harbor_(law) Yeah, while the production process is approachable to any artist who knows Illustrator that's what makes it very easy to vector trace a simple cartoon screencap and send it off. I like buying ones from artists who produce their own designs, though  .
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Pastry of the Year posted:aaaaand history once again repeats itself, horribly: One of the let's players here on SA actually managed to make a working PC Port of that game without any programming, just uploading the source videos to Youtube and connecting them with annotation links.
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Guy Goodbody posted:Five years after the end of the campaign, the guys behind the Robotech miniatures game have admitted that half the promised products will never be produced. But they are graciously offering to send people more of the stuff they've already received to make up the difference. But they will be pricing the stuff they send at MSRP, not the lower kickstarter prices, and also they aren't covering shipping. The even better part is their initial plan for you to pay for your shipping for your liquidation stock sold at RRP (because they have lost the license and have to dump it all) was to send them your credit card number by Kickstarter private message.
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kjetting posted:One of the let's players here on SA actually managed to make a working PC Port of that game without any programming, just uploading the source videos to Youtube and connecting them with annotation links.
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Forget YouTube, the gameplay of most adventure games could be faithfully replicated in Hypercard. Zork is actually just one big text file with tags for the wrapper to draw from.
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Guy Mann posted:Forget YouTube, the gameplay of most adventure games could be faithfully replicated in Hypercard. Zork is actually just one big text file with tags for the wrapper to draw from. I mean, a ton WERE in Hypercard. Including the original MYST. That's not how Zork works though, Zork uses the Z-machine virtual machine instructions just like all of Infocom's other games and a ton of even modern text adventures. Because they had to sell games on the dozens of platforms available, they use the same data files across every platform which mixes in a bunch of virtual machine instructions, specialty compression methods for the action terms and what the actions do, and a seperate sort of compression for the plain old descriptions. These days if you want to write games to run on the Z-machine format though, you can use languages like Inform 7 where you can just define the whole game the way you describe, simple tags and text. But you didn't have that sort of luxury back when you're writing the original Zork.
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Guy Goodbody posted:Five years after the end of the campaign, the guys behind the Robotech miniatures game have admitted that half the promised products will never be produced. But they are graciously offering to send people more of the stuff they've already received to make up the difference. But they will be pricing the stuff they send at MSRP, not the lower kickstarter prices, and also they aren't covering shipping. Jesus, reading that post is like re-reading "Poorly Made in China."
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The MSJ posted:This game was banned from Kickstarter but apparently it managed to be completed anyway. It's about to be released on Steam in a week. Dunkey played this a couple of weeks back. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HS6R2Q7eRdg
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Phanatic posted:Jesus, reading that post is like re-reading "Poorly Made in China." He's lying about at least some of it. Ninja Division had already made miniatures games before, but they didn't know plastic molds couldn't have undercuts? Bullshit.
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I haven't played tabletop games since like 2009 but it's good to see Kevin Siembieda is still incompetent as ever.
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Guy Mann posted:You joke but a lot of people buy them ~ironically~ so they can walk around with them at anime conventions or pose with them for their selfies for Imgur upvotes or whatever. It's enough of a thing that multiple game studios have done them as crowdfunding rewards. A goon submission recently won the homestuck body pillow merch contest
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Another day, another overpriced piece of poo poo that doesn't work that raised a decent six figgies on Kickstarter off of vinyl hipsters and "makers" who don't actually know how to build anything. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEkj4BVaD0s It's not as comically inept as the RokBlok but it's still a lovely version of something that already exists.
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And the campaign page is unavailable because of an IP dispute.
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Need a phone, but tired of all those annoying apps that waste your time? Do you have zero ability to delete those apps or limit your usage? Then Light Phone II is for you! For the bargain basement price of 250$ (for backers, retail price will be $400), get a phone that can do the following (and nothing else): -Calling -Texting -Alarm Clock -Uber (Not Yet Implemented) -Play Music (Not Yet Implemented) It's Light Phone II, the phone that respects you (even though you don't respect yourself enough to delete Instagram). The video for this one is hilariously pretentious, well fitting a product that calls itself "A Phone for Humans". https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/light-phone-2-smartphone-design#/
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https://twitter.com/DayGl0Chainsaw/status/969374702111219714
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Just think, for the retail price of one Light Phone you could get like a dozen of those badass ruggedized AliExpress feature phones that come with radio/TV tuners and have so much battery that they can charge other phones.  
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Or ten Nokia 3310s.
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