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hhhat
Apr 29, 2008

marshmallow creep posted:

I felt the same about Five Guys. Everyone was super excited to see one open and they're frankly over priced poo poo.

See they were excited to have five guys and you thought they meant burgers

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marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

If you have five guys and not one of them can make a decent burger, just throw them all out. Just shameful.

Sulla Faex
May 14, 2010

No man ever did me so much good, or enemy so much harm, but I repaid him with ENDLESS SHITPOSTING
Anybody talking online about the quality of food should probably be obliged to declare whether they're american, but normally you can tell anyway so it's no big deal

enigmahfc
Oct 10, 2003

EFF TEE DUB!!
EFF TEE DUB!!
I to get excited for when a fast food burger joint of mediocre quality comes to my town/city/near-by hamlet.

This applies to all fast food burger joints.

bows1
May 16, 2004

Chill, whale, chill

JEEVES420 posted:

There was all this hype about them coming to Dallas and to be honest the burgers are pretty bland and the fries suck.

In and out burgers rule but I will concede the fries suck

Dracula Factory
Sep 7, 2007


All fast food burgers are terrible learn to cook you sick goons.

Bunni-kat
May 25, 2010

Service Desk B-b-bunny...
How can-ca-caaaaan I
help-p-p-p you?
I need that gif of the person dropping something down a manhole cover and then there's an explosion that flings them off screen. If you run it in reverse it looks like the person flies in and lands in super-hero landing pose. TIA.

dumb.
Apr 11, 2014

-=💀=-

Dracula Factory posted:

All fast food burgers are terrible learn to cook you sick goons.

Conversely the less time I spend cooking the more time I have to do sex and video games and other actually enjoyable things

https://i.imgur.com/UnJXCfm.gifv

Sulla Faex
May 14, 2010

No man ever did me so much good, or enemy so much harm, but I repaid him with ENDLESS SHITPOSTING

dumb. posted:

Conversely the less time I spend cooking the more time I have to do sex and video games and other actually enjoyable things

https://i.imgur.com/UnJXCfm.gifv

a wet slice of limp pickle slides out of the deflated sugar bun and plops oto the greasy cardboard

'do you want me to eat this off your female skin like they do on the tv'

Ignite Memories
Feb 27, 2005

marshmallow creep posted:

If you have five guys and not one of them can make a decent burger, just throw them all out. Just shameful.

It takes a little while for a new five guys' grill to get that season going

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist
It’s okay to like things.

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Zesty posted:

It’s okay to like things.

Don't you know it's the internet, if you like a thing you're wrong to like that thing. gently caress you and your personal preferences.

Pararoid
Dec 6, 2005

Te Waipounamu pride

Dracula Factory posted:

All fast food burgers are terrible learn to cook you sick goons.

You must not live in a place with great burger places. Poor you.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
In N' Out does suck though. Fatburger was really good. Maybe the westcoast should export that.

DaveKap
Feb 5, 2006

Pickle: Inspected.



I kept checking in on this tab seeing if the burger discussions were over (no single chain is bad or good, it all comes down to locale) and then finally realized this was the gif thread tab and what the gently caress is wrong with you people. Post gifs.

https://i.imgur.com/aLYuGnt.mp4

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Avenging_Mikon posted:

I need that gif of the person dropping something down a manhole cover and then there's an explosion that flings them off screen. If you run it in reverse it looks like the person flies in and lands in super-hero landing pose. TIA.

Here ya go!


Bonus:

Sunswipe posted:

Played backwards, that's a pretty cool superhero entrance.


DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

what's the over/under on that person being dead?

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

Cakefarts Carol posted:

what's the over/under on that person being dead?

definitely way over

Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH

Zesty posted:

It’s okay to like things.

get a load of rodney king over here

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



https://i.imgur.com/eDlNUGm.gifv

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

I thought this was a new Excite Bike and got really excited.

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Solice Kirsk posted:

I thought this was a new Excite Bike and got really excited.

Well it's got bikes and it got you excited.

duz
Jul 11, 2005

Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost


Cakefarts Carol posted:

what's the over/under on that person being dead?

two weeks

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

duz posted:

two weeks

Lol

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever


Jesus, its like the time I came out at my extended Kentucky family reunion.

dumb.
Apr 11, 2014

-=💀=-
https://i.imgur.com/5zvAC3V.gifv

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
Nothing beats a boiled pizza

Bunni-kat
May 25, 2010

Service Desk B-b-bunny...
How can-ca-caaaaan I
help-p-p-p you?

Karate Bastard posted:

Here ya go!


Bonus:

Thank you greatly!

betamax hipster
Aug 13, 2016

UP THE BUM NO BABY posted:

Nothing beats a boiled pizza

They're making Neo Kobe Pizza!

Geemer
Nov 4, 2010



https://i.imgur.com/tQxHJ9F.mp4

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



Me: You know that scene where Leia is Jabba's slave? Can we role play that?
Her: Say no more...

https://i.imgur.com/t6QdSSE.gifv

ante
Apr 9, 2005

SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS
https://i.imgur.com/HxenXio.gifv

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

eeny weeny
teeny weeny
shrivlled little
short hammered man

don't want don'twant
don't want don't want

dumb.
Apr 11, 2014

-=💀=-

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......kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyooooooo.......
.....oooooooooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!


https://i.imgur.com/MTamy0s.gifv

That70sHeidi
Aug 16, 2009

I'm gonna need more info on doggie school bus because that is ADORABLE

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

Kheldarn posted:

Me: You know that scene where Leia is Jabba's slave? Can we role play that?
Her: Say no more...

https://i.imgur.com/t6QdSSE.gifv

Alright can everyone leave the thread for like... 5 mins?

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AtomD
May 3, 2009

Fun Shoe

Is this what anxiety feels like?

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