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Eox
Jun 20, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

that first bend is always gonna be clogged by the corpses of people who didn't make it through the loop and couldn't climb back up

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Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Eox posted:

that first bend is always gonna be clogged by the corpses of people who didn't make it through the loop and couldn't climb back up

This isn't Sonic the Hedgehog, you can just climb to the side.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Absurd Alhazred posted:

This isn't Sonic the Hedgehog, you can just climb to the side.

No! The entire tube is filled with water. It's more so a hose than a slide.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Solice Kirsk posted:

No! The entire tube is filled with water. It's more so a hose than a slide.

Talk about hose drinking!

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

You really have to use sunscreen when you go there. If you don't put the lotion on your skin you have to ride the hose again.

Mr. Sunshine
May 15, 2008

This is a scrunt that has been in space too long and become a Lunt (Long Scrunt)

Fun Shoe
The state of US politics.

Chadderbox posted:

At what point, exactly, does a bag of rotting dicks become irredeemable? As soon as the rot starts?

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Lobster God posted:

Whenever I read 'house of Saud', I hear it in my head to the tune of Motorhead's Ace of Spaces.

SplitSoul posted:

If you like rights trampled, I'll tell you what's haraam
You whip some, abuse some, it's all the same to me
The pleasure is to flay, makes no difference what they say
Dissidents shall bleed, the only house we need is
The House of Saud
The House of Saud

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop
I always hear the Ace of Spades as The Space of AIDS

Mr. Bad Guy
Jun 28, 2006

china bot posted:

I always hear the Ace of Spades as The Space of AIDS

But enough about your mother's cooter.

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

I hear it as the racist babes but I have a brain disease where i hear everything with the correct amount of syllables to that tune

MrJacobs
Sep 15, 2008

Mr. Bad Guy posted:

But enough about your mother's cooter.

Its the sequel to "We are the World"

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Lobok posted:

You really have to use sunscreen when you go there. If you don't put the lotion on your skin you have to ride the hose again.

I got a much better hose you can ride. :whatup:

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Choco1980 posted:

I got a much better hose you can ride. :whatup:

And it gives just as many kids nightmares!

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Superhero comics are wonderfully stupid:

prefect posted:

Wolverine was nuked down to just his shiny skeleton once, and he made it back. (Which was stupid, I agree.) :shrug:

SonicRulez posted:

Hasn't Wolverine been to the sun?

John Dyne posted:

Yeah, but he went at night.

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
That is when the sun is coldest

Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010




Mel Mudkiper posted:

This video should be shown in acting classes so they can study that dude's "oh gently caress there's a cheetah behind me" face

BIG FLUFFY DOG
Feb 16, 2011

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.


This is both a funny quote AND a fun place to guess the thread.

VictorianQueerLit posted:

yeah really, find me a gay guy that can't get laid

Jose posted:

look at any proud boy

Relevant Tangent posted:

again, and truly, none of them are gay, straights should really fix their own community before they come for the LGBT community

KomodoWagon posted:

Their name comes from a Broadway show tune, dude.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Gumbel2Gumbel posted:

[cheetah video]

Really wanna know how high that cheetah would jump if the guy had honked the horn.

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

Lobok posted:

Really wanna know how high that cheetah would jump if the guy had honked the horn.

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl


So I'm out of high speed data for the month and watching the poop fall out of this majestic predator one frame every 3 seconds was probably the funniest thing I've seen all day

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









purple death ray posted:

So I'm out of high speed data for the month and watching the poop fall out of this majestic predator one frame every 3 seconds was probably the funniest thing I've seen all day

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Every Frame A Pooping

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Could you resist the temptation to yank that tail?

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Karate Bastard posted:

Could you resist the temptation to yank that tail?

Could you resist the temptation to lick that live wire?

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
What you asking me? Hell naw

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

Karate Bastard posted:

Could you resist the temptation to yank that tail?
While the rest of your group tries to stop the bleeding from where your hand was you can tell them if it was worth it.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Lobok posted:

Could you resist the temptation to lick that live wire?

Another thing I'm wondering is what do you think the poop smells like haha I'm just curious for laughs haha I would like to smell it.

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

PopeCrunch posted:

Yeah and it eventually became like, EVERY GAME, the same half-dozen idiots would tear their clothes off, eat everything in sight, and giggle while making GBS threads everywhere, smearing the poo poo all over themselves or others, and chasing down everyone not interested in their coprophilia to tackle them, butter them liberally with poo poo, and forcefeed them poo poo until they threw up.

They got weird with it, is what I'm saying.

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747

Choco1980 posted:

Another thing I'm wondering is what do you think the poop smells like haha I'm just curious for laughs haha I would like to smell it.

probably like massive cat poop?

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
I don't even need to guess the thread. Ah, the halcyon days of Space Station 13...

Bunni-kat
May 25, 2010

Service Desk B-b-bunny...
How can-ca-caaaaan I
help-p-p-p you?

Malachite_Dragon posted:

I don't even need to guess the thread. Ah, the halcyon days of Space Station 13...

That was the topic, but not the thread!

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
I really wanted that to be about some college football league gone off the rails.

Maxwells Demon
Jan 15, 2007


Karate Bastard posted:

I really wanted that to be about some college football league gone off the rails.

NAIA: Not the lovely games you'd expect.

Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop

barbecue at the folks posted:

I remember there being a discussion somewhere, somethread on SA where goons shared their childhood Action Park experiences. The place must've been magical in a way that only ten-year olds without a healthy fear of death could appreciate :allears:

That was quoted in this thread not too long ago

Pierson
Oct 31, 2004



College Slice
Does anyone have the link to the page where the dude was phone-posting his workout over and over again in a thread about a missing child or something? He does it once and people kind of glance over it with "wrong thread buddy" as normal but it happens like ten times across two pages and the entire thread loses it's mind.

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

I don't, but it was a thread about Kermit Gosnell.
.

SubponticatePoster
Aug 9, 2004

Every day takes figurin' out all over again how to fuckin' live.
Slippery Tilde

Pierson posted:

Does anyone have the link to the page where the dude was phone-posting his workout over and over again in a thread about a missing child or something? He does it once and people kind of glance over it with "wrong thread buddy" as normal but it happens like ten times across two pages and the entire thread loses it's mind.
Don't have the link handy, but it was actually an abortion thread in D&D, which makes it even funnier.

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
Although IIRC the posters actually found the intrusion to be pretty funny.

E: also a similar event in an E/N thread where a poster, I want to say gentle Pete, starts writing a response to someone who can’t get over their ex, and then midword the post shifts into getting off on his fetish which had something to do with holding in farts or something?

christmas boots has a new favorite as of 16:55 on Mar 31, 2018

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Ah, the old cutnpaste error jape

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Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!
Oh, cutnpaste.

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