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BattleSausage
Aug 14, 2003

I'm butter side up, baby.

Taco Defender

dumb. posted:

I don't *think* this has been posted before, but I apologize if I'm mistaken...

https://i.imgur.com/YHTG1Yt.gifv

Jenkum gone wrong

Or right :getin:

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deoju
Jul 11, 2004

All the pieces matter.
Nap Ghost

BattleSausage posted:

Jenkum gone wrong

Or right :getin:

So I googled 'Mentos Coke condom' and found the first part of this video.

the dude yelling in Italian adds to it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59L51yWUFiQ

Edit: What does nutella add?

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

DaveKap
Feb 5, 2006

Pickle: Inspected.



deoju posted:

Edit: What does nutella add?
Pretentiousness

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003


https://i.imgur.com/5qV9NZ3.gifv

Mogomra
Nov 5, 2005

simply having a wonderful time

dumb. posted:

I don't *think* this has been posted before, but I apologize if I'm mistaken...

https://i.imgur.com/YHTG1Yt.gifv

Did I just watch someone die? That's a real good way to gently caress up your something or other. Etc

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

:drat::wow:

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

deoju posted:

So I googled 'Mentos Coke condom' and found the first part of this video.

the dude yelling in Italian adds to it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59L51yWUFiQ

Edit: What does nutella add?

Joe Rogan has really let himself go

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

:perfect:

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

https://i.imgur.com/gADnuif.mp4

DaveKap
Feb 5, 2006

Pickle: Inspected.



Away all Goats posted:

Kid eat thing kid weren't s'posed to eat
If they got her reaction in there, this would've been on the level of those "guy grabs ice cream at drive-thru" gifs.

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

DaveKap posted:

If they got her reaction in there, this would've been on the level of those "guy grabs ice cream at drive-thru" gifs.

BYU kid. Makes sense.

Geemer
Nov 4, 2010



https://giant.gfycat.com/LonelyPowerfulBirdofparadise.webm

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

trying to collect insurance off of being rear ended?

Nickiepoo
Jun 24, 2013
That looks like the UK in which case, lol chav.

Geemer
Nov 4, 2010



Nickiepoo posted:

That looks like the UK in which case, lol chav.

People in the UK drive on the wrong side of the road, though. And one of the trucks on the opposite side of the road looks like it has cyrillic on it.

https://i.imgur.com/N7TpUCG.mp4

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

Geemer posted:

People in the UK drive on the wrong side of the road, though. And one of the trucks on the opposite side of the road looks like it has cyrillic on it.

I was thinking "Twenty bucks says someone involved is wearing a tracksuit." Then boom -- tracksuit and a bonus wifebeater.

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo
https://i.imgur.com/2cREjjO.gifv

The Wurst Poster
Apr 8, 2005

Literally the Wurst...

Seriously...

For REALSIES.

Russian maildrone had a bit too much vodka.

Poops Mcgoots
Jul 12, 2010

I know I'm like a page late, but you don't fold your pizza to speed up your rate of consumption. You fold it to keep long slices from flopping downwards.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gi-TBlh44gY

The Relentless
Sep 27, 2002

ANTI KITTY-PORN TASK-FORCE - "It's Hell-Bag eatin' time! Rowwwwrrrr!!!"

Too much polonium or novichok, most likely.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Poops Mcgoots posted:

I know I'm like a page late, but you don't fold your pizza to speed up your rate of consumption. You fold it to keep long slices from flopping downwards.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gi-TBlh44gY

:wrong:

It is to stuff more pizza into your mouth and to create a "super bite." It is the pinnacle of eating technology. It is the twirling spaghetti on a fork of pizza.

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Poops Mcgoots posted:

I know I'm like a page late, but you don't fold your pizza to speed up your rate of consumption. You fold it to keep long slices from flopping downwards.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gi-TBlh44gY

Made me think of this....

Metal Geir Skogul posted:

gently caress that. I love podcasts because I love the material they talk about, and the banter that goes back and forth. However, if my brain is capable of parsing the information at 1.5 or 2x speed, then there's no reason I should have to waste my hours on this planet listening to it at normal speed.

I can understand the same 99% Invisible podcast in 11 minutes as I can 22. I shouldn't have to hold my life hostage because Roman Mars talks a bit slow.


There's no achievement for "Completing the Netflix Catalog," but there's also no achievement for "Sitting for 50 hours watching <media>," either. So I don't see what your issue is if the same media can be enjoyed in 35. That's entirely subjective and something you can't force other people to feel bad about, or whatever-the-gently caress your goal is by whinging about whatever-the-gently caress it is you are about.

Can you imagine eating folded pizza while watching your favorite movies on 2x? I'd be living in 3018.

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



Geemer posted:

People in the UK drive on the wrong side of the road, though. And one of the trucks on the opposite side of the road looks like it has cyrillic on it.
It's a dashcam so the chances of it being Russia or China are like 90% without any further information, then the adidas tracksuit makes an appearance.

Dragonstoned
Jan 15, 2006

MR. DOG WITH BEES IN HIS MOUTH AND WHEN HE BARKS HE SHOOTS BEES AT YOU
by Roger Hargreaves

Ghostlight posted:

It's a dashcam so the chances of it being Russia or China are like 90% without any further information, then the adidas tracksuit makes an appearance.

The Russian number plates are also a pretty big hint...

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



You can't make low-key racist jokes about license plates though.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
What a good boy

https://i.imgur.com/bh7lhoW.mp4

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Ghostlight posted:

You can't make low-key racist jokes about license plates though.

Ahem, "ricense prates."



:colbert:

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

RCarr
Dec 24, 2007

The fact that someone has eaten a pizza before at any point in their life and doesn't know the folding technique is ridiculous to me. Like how could you be so stupid. You idiot. You loving moron.

Lurking Haro
Oct 27, 2009


Those hair physic simulations are always so unrealistic.

Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH

RCarr posted:

The fact that someone has eaten a pizza before at any point in their life and doesn't know the folding technique is ridiculous to me. Like how could you be so stupid. You idiot. You loving moron.

there's actually zero difference between good & bad pizza

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003



Barry Bluejeans posted:

there's actually zero difference between good & bad pizza

Oh hey I lived in Chicago for a while too

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



greazeball posted:

Oh hey I lived in Chicago for a while too

Yeah, it’s a good place to set a decent baseline for good pizza.

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

that boy is 90% fluff

I must hug it

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://i.imgur.com/quT4p6T.gifv

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




Solice Kirsk posted:

Ahem, "ricense prates."



:colbert:

What the gently caress, dude

w00tmonger
Mar 9, 2011

F-F-FRIDAY NIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS


poo poo apple doesn't fall far from the poo poo tree

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

This has got to be an osha, right? Rotten core, filled fulla water, waiting to snap and topple in any direction it so chooses?




E: o poo poo here come dat abuse

https://i.imgur.com/iRy8fKG.mp4

Karate Bastard has a new favorite as of 15:51 on Apr 4, 2018

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Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Reminds me of the old bush trick, where some old melaleuca trees store water inside them and you just bang in a tap.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhgmiFnVMHM&t=25s

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