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Chomp8645 posted:Must not be that hard to imagine after all there are hundreds of thousands of Twitch subscribers. quote:I've been involved in a romantic/sexual relationship with a streamer guy I met on twitch for almost 3 years. I am very well known in his stream but no one knows we're romantically involved (he's not a big streamer, it's a fairly small community). We both live in separate countries and have agreed to not make things official since we have no financial means to meet any time soon. Though we have both confessed to each other that we are falling in love with each other, we pretty much agreed to keep things the way they are until we could meet. (I should mention, we are both very flirty people and tend to flirt with other people on twitch. Also his sister has been staying with him the past few months and is pretty much around all the time.)
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Approximately three years ago
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You know what they say, wait until the third
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Darkrenown posted:No, but you have reminded me of the woman who demanded her BF eat her rear end every night so she could sleep. https://twitter.com/dril/status/828104135400706049?lang=en
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# ? Apr 8, 2018 00:13 |
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Guy [28M] that I [25F] have been dating for two months giving me the silent treatment after I turn down his invitation to Netflix and chill because I wanted to go home and sleep insteadquote:TL;DR: Guy I'm dating starts ignoring me after I turned down his offer to come over at his place in favor of going home to sleep.
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# ? Apr 8, 2018 00:35 |
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Gluten Freeman posted:Guy [28M] that I [25F] have been dating for two months giving me the silent treatment after I turn down his invitation to Netflix and chill because I wanted to go home and sleep instead There's other dudes out there, better luck next time.
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# ? Apr 8, 2018 00:38 |
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My [26F] mom [60F] sends me 20-40 dollars worth of dollar store toys every single holiday, for the past 6 yearsquote:When I started college, my mom started sending me care packages. In my sophomore year, she started sending toys and decorations from the dollar store to me and my roommates as sort of a funny joke. We thought it was funny, and would hang up the silly decorations and mess around with the toys. Toys like, rubber animals that grow three times their size in water, silly putty, giant fuzzy pens, silly eyeball glasses.... I guess that positive feedback she got made her want to do it again. And then again. And agaaaaaain...
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# ? Apr 8, 2018 01:19 |
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Donate them to a local goodwill or salvation army so the next crazy woman can buy them all for her ungrateful child and the cycle continues forever and ever.
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# ? Apr 8, 2018 01:24 |
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lol am I just getting used to reading these or are they actually getting more and more transparently "I know there's no magical answer that will fix everything with zero stress, but please give me one, Reddit?" like that lady knows her choice is to either just do what's she's been doing or upset her mom. does she really think someone is gonna come in like "here's how to bend reality to your wishes with no downsides!"
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# ? Apr 8, 2018 01:45 |
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Surely some mad scientist with a mind control ray who needs help covering this months rent posts on r/relationships
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# ? Apr 8, 2018 01:48 |
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Turn all the lovely little dolls into voodoo dolls of your mom. Maybe that'll kill her and save you the stress of having a conversation with her.
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# ? Apr 8, 2018 02:44 |
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Midnight Voyager posted:If she even has a school counselor. We didn't. I've said it before, and I'll say it again: school counsellors are the most useless people on god's green earth.
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# ? Apr 8, 2018 03:31 |
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:lol am I just getting used to reading these or are they actually getting more and more transparently "I know there's no magical answer that will fix everything with zero stress, but please give me one, Reddit?" A lot of em don't really want advice, they just want sympathy or to tell a story and have somebody listen. like, sometimes they're utter worms terrified of ever risking a conflict but pretty sure this girl here doesn't even really have a problem and just thought she'd get better reception with her odd little story on r/relationships than r/mildlyinteresting (oh god why is there a mildlyinteresting subreddit, why is it enormous) A Wizard of Goatse fucked around with this message at 03:41 on Apr 8, 2018 |
# ? Apr 8, 2018 03:38 |
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Donate everything to a preschool or women’s shelter, brighten the holiday for some kids.
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# ? Apr 8, 2018 03:39 |
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This one starts off with the gross crazy bits then takes a sharp left turn into depressing, just FYI. If I bolded the worst parts it would end up being over 3/4 of the post so just start at the top and read until you can't take it anymore. My [25F] dad [56M] got his own poop all over my apartment. Now I overwhelmed with memories and emotions from my childhood. I am unsure how to proceed. quote:TL;DR: My dad drank a fifth of whisky, pooped himself, and got it all over my apartment. The event scared me because it reminded me of when he was unstable when I was a small child. Do I bring it up or let sleeping dogs lie?
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# ? Apr 8, 2018 04:08 |
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Haifisch posted:My [26F] mom [60F] sends me 20-40 dollars worth of dollar store toys every single holiday, for the past 6 years Donate them and write off the donation. Tell your mom you love her. That mom is going to die someday and there will be no one left who loves you unconditionally.
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# ? Apr 8, 2018 04:10 |
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:lol am I just getting used to reading these or are they actually getting more and more transparently "I know there's no magical answer that will fix everything with zero stress, but please give me one, Reddit?" Something I've learned in relationships? 99/100 they don't want solutions they just want to vent to and for you to say "yeah it's unfair you're in this position". That said there was a similar story about unwanted repeated gifts (fudge) where the reddit commentators actually had some p good suggestions the OP hadn't thought of that would help smooth over the situation.
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# ? Apr 8, 2018 04:10 |
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Dunning Krugerrand posted:This one starts off with the gross crazy bits then takes a sharp left turn into depressing, just FYI. If I bolded the worst parts it would end up being over 3/4 of the post so just start at the top and read until you can't take it anymore.
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# ? Apr 8, 2018 04:26 |
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Haifisch posted:My [26F] mom [60F] sends me 20-40 dollars worth of dollar store toys every single holiday, for the past 6 years Don't allow your mom's aggression to go unchecked. Save them for 2 years then send them back, stating you're keeping the tradition alive. This will result in an arms race where you eventually buy each other worthwhile gifts like tickets to a monster truck rally or laser tag.
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# ? Apr 8, 2018 04:32 |
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Dunning Krugerrand posted:My [25F] dad [56M] got his own poop all over my apartment. Now I overwhelmed with memories and emotions from my childhood. I am unsure how to proceed. Jesus, what a poo poo show.
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Dunning Krugerrand posted:This one starts off with the gross crazy bits then takes a sharp left turn into depressing, just FYI. If I bolded the worst parts it would end up being over 3/4 of the post so just start at the top and read until you can't take it anymore. quote:I was bit by a squirrel. I told my dad who told me that rabies shots were expensive and painful. That was all. He didn’t take me to get one of those expensive, painful shots. I was eight. Amazing.
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# ? Apr 8, 2018 04:51 |
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ArbitraryC posted:Something I've learned in relationships? 99/100 they don't want solutions they just want to vent to and for you to say "yeah it's unfair you're in this position". Well yeah, it's mostly to vent, and it'll be hyperbolized. That's what I do. Frankly Hugh was (is?) a good dude but we were both not in a good place and weren't very good communicators. The rest just fell from that but it shouldn't reflect negatively on him. All the best to him, he is a good person though he has had some tough times which unfortunately I contributed to more than I helped.
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# ? Apr 8, 2018 05:32 |
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oh my god just shut the gently caress up about hugh forever PLEASE this thread is good when it's not about that guy
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# ? Apr 8, 2018 06:18 |
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Haifisch posted:My [26F] mom [60F] sends me 20-40 dollars worth of dollar store toys every single holiday, for the past 6 years This and that fudge story make me so angry. My mother has given me a couple Cadbury creme eggs every year on Easter (she gets my wife candy she likes and gets my son an Easter basket to be clear). I haven’t eaten a Cadbury cream egg since I was like 19, but she’s in her late 60s and at some point she won’t be around anymore, and it makes her happy. I know when she dies I’m going to miss that kind of poo poo. So suck it up and tell your mom you love her and think she’s hilarious for the harmless poo poo they do to make you happy. Just arrrghh it’s so inconsequential how can you get aggravated by something like that.
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# ? Apr 8, 2018 09:39 |
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YeahTubaMike posted:oh my god just shut the gently caress up about hugh forever PLEASE This is a pleasant reminder that you can just put all of the trolls and shitposters on squelch. Profiles -> Ignore list.
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# ? Apr 8, 2018 12:26 |
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Regret moving in with online girlfriend 25M/20Fquote:Mobile post. quote:Have you watched the film "Get Out"? If not, you really should and you can thank me later.
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Is my girlfriend losing interestquote:My girlfriend [19F] and I [19M] have been dating for two months. Now this last week I tried to move things on to sex because she comfortable talking about sex with her previous boyfriend. We had a long talk about sex and the future. She decided that we will never have sex and that we shouldn’t make out, what should I do about this?
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# ? Apr 8, 2018 14:00 |
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Ghost Leviathan posted:I've said it before, and I'll say it again: school counsellors are the most useless people on god's green earth. Truth. Being relentlessly bullied? Oh, just ignore it. Suicide attempt? I’ll meet with you once because it’s protocol, but you seem fine. I’m not sure what other avenues that girl would have, aside from talking to her GP doctor who might be able to talk to her mom/give her some resources. I sure as heck had no idea what to do at that age. My mother’s advice was ‘well if you’re upset or you had a bad day, bake cookies or something. Don’t down a bottle of pills.’
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hanales posted:This and that fudge story make me so angry. My mother has given me a couple Cadbury creme eggs every year on Easter (she gets my wife candy she likes and gets my son an Easter basket to be clear). I haven’t eaten a Cadbury cream egg since I was like 19, but she’s in her late 60s and at some point she won’t be around anymore, and it makes her happy. I know when she dies I’m going to miss that kind of poo poo. So suck it up and tell your mom you love her and think she’s hilarious for the harmless poo poo they do to make you happy. I think the occasional creme egg and a literal fudge themed engagement holiday or $500 worth of money being wasted on literal useless junk are a bit different. It's frustrating when people only buy things you hate, not so much for the opportunity cost of getting a better gift, but because it makes you feel like a liar when you pretend to like them. Plus it's a shame to have to throw things away, I hate waste and would feel bad having to just bin stuff that someone had bought with good intentions.
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YeahTubaMike posted:oh my god just shut the gently caress up about hugh forever PLEASE crazy you don't find repetitive, navel gazing, attention seeking posts from generic self obsessed lady the highlight of your day ominous edit here depending on how good your imagination is When can I put my(f56) brother's(m51) dead animals in the trash? quote:Background: My brother does not currently live with my mother and I. He moved back in last year and brought 12 animals with him. (he's separated from his wife). He moved out over the summer (to his own condo, just up the road), but I guess he's planning on moving back. The house belongs to my mom, she's 84 and in poor health, I'm her full-time caretaker. When he left, he took most of the animals with him, leaving only a few lizards which aren't really a bother (not like the cat he brought which my cat hated).
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# ? Apr 8, 2018 14:41 |
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quote:She decided that we will never have sex She's not wrong!
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Dunning Krugerrand posted:My [25F] dad [56M] got his own poop all over my apartment. Now I overwhelmed with memories and emotions from my childhood. I am unsure how to proceed. Time to take my clearly alcoholic dad out for a fun time at the bars with my friends, what could possibly go wrong?
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# ? Apr 8, 2018 14:51 |
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an overdue owl posted:When can I put my(f56) brother's(m51) dead animals in the trash? Cook the gecko Also, my phone's autocorrect knows grok but not gecko. Why
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# ? Apr 8, 2018 14:56 |
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an overdue owl posted:When can I put my(f56) brother's(m51) dead animals in the trash? quote:I talked to my mom about it, she agreed that she wanted the animals out of the freezer.
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# ? Apr 8, 2018 14:56 |
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Palpek posted:Is my girlfriend losing interest
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# ? Apr 8, 2018 15:07 |
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How can you write that way in your 50s.
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# ? Apr 8, 2018 15:12 |
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Have you seen the internet lately? All the kids can type well and all the old people type like children did ten years ago
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Have you seen the internet lately? All the kids can type well and all the old people type like children did ten years ago I know, it's kind of shocking and funny. The olds wanted respect but in the internet age it's harder for them to hide that they're barely literate.
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Have you seen the internet lately? All the kids can type well and all the old people type like children did ten years ago I had one of those WTF moments when my 80+ year old grandfather texted me a "lol" followed by a "roflmao" Blew my mind.
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