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Has Disney stuffed animals or Disney related paraphernalia in the bedroom. Is a wiccan.
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# ? May 1, 2018 02:30 |
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# ? Jun 8, 2024 05:52 |
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doesn't jerk off her retarded handicapped son
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# ? May 1, 2018 02:31 |
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Can't handle the time and responsibility it takes of me to run the local Ace of Bass fan club
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# ? May 1, 2018 02:36 |
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The Bananana posted:Are you saying: srry i made a typo i meant "plays league instead of dota" as in they MUST NOT PLAY LEAGUE and ONLY PLAY DOTA!!!!!!!!! 1 game of league = no Dice Baby. gently caress off back to SCRUB TOWN! NOOB VILLE!
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# ? May 1, 2018 02:39 |
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uses the WARIO character in Smash Bros = INstant Dump. Begone spammer, wanton WHORE!!
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# ? May 1, 2018 02:40 |
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wont peg me
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# ? May 1, 2018 02:44 |
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Doesn't appreciate the fine art of Geisha.
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# ? May 1, 2018 02:47 |
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doesnt keep her lego bricks sorted
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# ? May 1, 2018 02:49 |
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watches dubs
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# ? May 1, 2018 02:57 |
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Being a normie Not up for a hooliganism Injects drugs Equates doing drugs w/ committing murder (though simply requiring a straight edge lifestyle is alright if she's cool enough) Not self-possessed Too feminine Too masculine Too liberal Too conservative Fat Idiot, well meaning or not Doesn't engage in my game of hard-to-get At this point that's basically all of my no-nos. It covers an exceptionally depressing percentage of women worldwide, but with items like "Can't be a normie" I think the fault is squarely mine. pap smear fucked around with this message at 03:03 on May 1, 2018 |
# ? May 1, 2018 03:00 |
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Smythe posted:srry i made a typo i meant "plays league instead of dota" as in they MUST NOT PLAY LEAGUE and ONLY PLAY DOTA!!!!!!!!! 1 game of league = no Dice Baby. gently caress off back to SCRUB TOWN! NOOB VILLE! Thank you for the clarification sir
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# ? May 1, 2018 03:06 |
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pap smear posted:Being a normie Jesus dude, you must look like Chris Evans to demand so much and be hard-to-get.
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# ? May 1, 2018 03:09 |
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Salty Josh posted:Jesus dude, you must look like Chris Evans to demand so much and be hard-to-get. Ask GRINDCORE MEGIDDO, he's seen pictures of my beautiful face. Also is this list really asking that much? Just be weird, don't fall into any annoying extremes, don't be fat or stupid and don't jam needles into your arms. Is that really so much to ask?
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# ? May 1, 2018 03:12 |
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pap smear posted:Ask GRINDCORE MEGIDDO, he's seen pictures of my beautiful face. Nah man, I'm just giving you poo poo.
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# ? May 1, 2018 03:13 |
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pap smear posted:Ask GRINDCORE MEGIDDO, he's seen pictures of my beautiful face. Props for the Hawaiian shirt and cocktail in a snow blizzard, my man.
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# ? May 1, 2018 03:15 |
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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:Props for the Hawaiian shirt and cocktail in a snow blizzard, my man. I don't think I've ever sent you a picture where I'm NOT wearing a floral print. This is a trend I will continue until you VISIT ME Salty Josh posted:Nah man, I'm just giving you poo poo. Good because it's actually far more extensive and I cut out a lot of the trimmings. Stuff here and there that I make passes for depending on the presence of desirable traits. Into plants, insects or reptiles? I can forgive having no mechanical interest. Good eyebrows? I can overlook those misaligned teeth. Tomboy? So she has no knowledge of history what-so-ever. Live and let live baby. That sort of thing. Even some of the things on the list are up for debate, specifically when traits considered extremely and highly desirable are in play, or there is a timeline/limit on how deep the relationship goes. I'm perfectly fine with hanging around someone who shoots up, depending on the nature of the relationship. If I know I'm not gonna be around after a time, or if the relationship wasn't intended to be that serious, it's a flaw I can look past and work around. pap smear fucked around with this message at 03:31 on May 1, 2018 |
# ? May 1, 2018 03:25 |
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pap smear posted:Ask GRINDCORE MEGIDDO, he's seen pictures of my beautiful face. Generally guys in your situation should be thankful for whatever they can get.
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# ? May 1, 2018 03:31 |
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Who What Now posted:Generally guys in your situation should be thankful for whatever they can get. I used to be until I actually started being social. Then after getting all the attention I was getting, I realized I way undersold my market value. And it's only going up, baby. Unlike bitcoin, this is a bubble that will never burst
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# ? May 1, 2018 03:32 |
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pap smear posted:I don't think I've ever sent you a picture where I'm NOT wearing a floral print. This is a trend I will continue until you VISIT ME Or just have no standards like me.
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# ? May 1, 2018 03:34 |
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Salty Josh posted:Or just have no standards like me. I tried that and almost became a dipshit girls side dick, who later tried to tear down while I was peaking on 3.5g mushrooms because I rebuffed her. Miss me with that bullshit, turned me off of girls for a good 3 months afterwards.
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# ? May 1, 2018 03:39 |
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Prefers Rob zombie over white zombie.
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# ? May 1, 2018 06:16 |
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stealing my-a meatballs
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# ? May 1, 2018 06:22 |
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won’t do the cumwalk
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# ? May 1, 2018 07:03 |
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Smythe posted:three dimensional Holograms?????!!!!?!
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# ? May 1, 2018 07:40 |
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really it's just the homestar runner thing
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# ? May 1, 2018 07:41 |
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Smoking like two packs a day and jobless. I can settle with a lady that flips burgers if I'm into her, but she's got to bring in some kind of income.
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# ? May 1, 2018 07:46 |
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Laughs at Gabriel Iglesias' stand up
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# ? May 1, 2018 07:48 |
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amusinginquiry posted:Laughs at Gabriel Iglesias' stand up Doesn't laugh at Gabriel Iglesias' stand up
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# ? May 1, 2018 13:44 |
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is not desperate enough. e: and before people criticize my humor as being generic, let it be known that I am being serious. jerk irl fucked around with this message at 16:16 on May 1, 2018 |
# ? May 1, 2018 13:47 |
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No fat chicks/ guys. With women I’m slightly more lenient because some women can still look good despite having some fat-and I’m talking like maybe 25 lb overweight max, but with men; no. I don’t want some gross twig boy though, either. And a beer gut is an immediate disqualification for either sex.
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# ? May 1, 2018 14:15 |
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refuses to call me racial slurs during sex too weak to break my jaw during sex wont let me buy her mass quantities of shoes wont let me sell her socks and underwear on ebanned
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# ? May 1, 2018 14:25 |
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cant read my homemade teleprompter with any conviction live on cam, with my wonderful audience that ive cultivated over years of great content and customer service.
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# ? May 1, 2018 14:26 |
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bitches who wear socks in/over heels
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# ? May 1, 2018 16:49 |
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Swedish Butt-Whistle posted:bitches who wear socks in/over heels How does a sock fit over heels? Very carefully!? Dealbreakers: Wears socks of any kind
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# ? May 1, 2018 17:23 |
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Wamdoodle posted:How does a sock fit over heels? Very carefully!? counterpoint: socks own because feet look weird.
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# ? May 1, 2018 18:41 |
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Wamdoodle posted:Dealbreakers: Wears socks of any kind
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# ? May 1, 2018 19:02 |
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Wamdoodle posted:How does a sock fit over heels? Very carefully!? https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3855750#post483680414
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# ? May 1, 2018 19:42 |
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refuses to read from my book of sacred poetry.
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# ? May 1, 2018 19:51 |
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Gay Weed Dad posted:Overpowers me physically *to the point of tears! Are we talking tears like crying or tears like torn anal lining?
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# ? May 1, 2018 19:54 |
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Xaintrailles posted:Are we talking tears like crying or tears like torn anal lining?
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# ? May 1, 2018 20:00 |