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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Over/Unders

11.5 - Patriots
10.5 - Steelers
10 - Eagles, Vikings, Packers
9.5 - Saints, Raiders, Falcons
9 - Rams, Chargers, Texans, Seahawks
8.5 - 49ers, Ravens, Titans
8 - Panthers, Cowboys, Jaguars, Chiefs
7.5 - Buccaneers, Colts, Broncos
7 - Dolphins, Giants
6.5 - Washington, Lions, Jets
6 - Bills
5.5 Bears, Cardinals
5 - Bengals, Browns

Wanna slam the over on: Bengals, Lions, Jaguars
Under on: Raiders, Seahawks,

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weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Kalli posted:

Over/Unders

11.5 - Patriots
10.5 - Steelers
10 - Eagles, Vikings, Packers
9.5 - Saints, Raiders, Falcons
9 - Rams, Chargers, Texans, Seahawks
8.5 - 49ers, Ravens, Titans
8 - Panthers, Cowboys, Jaguars, Chiefs
7.5 - Buccaneers, Colts, Broncos
7 - Dolphins, Giants
6.5 - Washington, Lions, Jets
6 - Bills
5.5 Bears, Cardinals
5 - Bengals, Browns

Wanna slam the over on: Bengals, Lions, Jaguars
Under on: Raiders, Seahawks,

Without looking at schedules, I'd take the over on Bears, Broncos and Giants.

Under on Colts.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
I honestly don't understand how you could look at the Bengals offseason this year and rate their over under at 5 games.

They won more games than that last year and the roster is 100% improved on last.

Peachfart
Jan 21, 2017

Pressing the Under button on the Seahawks so fast that my keyboard is on fire.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Under on the Browns.

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.
Over on the Colts.

They'll win 8 games...

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
9.5 Raiders
9 Chargers

Hmmm

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

a neat cape posted:

9.5 Raiders
9 Chargers

Hmmm

They must not have factored in the Melvin Ingram experience. Should be Chargers 9.389.

e: yes, I am aware I just opened myself to a Falcons 9.283 joke idc :colbert:

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

weird Asian candy posted:

They must not have factored in the Melvin Ingram experience. Should be Chargers 9.389.

e: yes, I am aware I just opened myself to a Falcons 9.283 joke idc :colbert:

Lolololololololololololololooooooooool

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president

Eifert Posting posted:

I honestly don't understand how you could look at the XXXXXXX offseason this year and rate their over under at X games.

They won more games than that last year and the roster is 100% improved on last.

Literally every poster in this forum about their team

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
Melvin Ingram owns

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

a neat cape posted:

Melvin Ingram owns

I thought we hated Melvin Ingram, Ross? You have me so confused!

Or we hate we traded up for him...is that it?

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Blitz7x posted:

Literally every poster in this forum about their team

8 seems fine for the Chiefs? Hell if I know what they'll do. The offense should theoretically be good but you don't really know about Mahomes yet (no matter how much my fellow Chiefs posters post gifs). The defense was godawful last year and addressed almost solely through the draft. :shrug:

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
Melvin Ingram and Melvin Gordon are different people

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer

Kalli posted:

Over/Unders

11.5 - Patriots
10.5 - Steelers
10 - Eagles, Vikings, Packers
9.5 - Saints, Raiders, Falcons
9 - Rams, Chargers, Texans, Seahawks
8.5 - 49ers, Ravens, Titans
8 - Panthers, Cowboys, Jaguars, Chiefs
7.5 - Buccaneers, Colts, Broncos
7 - Dolphins, Giants
6.5 - Washington, Lions, Jets
6 - Bills
5.5 Bears, Cardinals
5 - Bengals, Browns

Wanna slam the over on: Bengals, Lions, Jaguars
Under on: Raiders, Seahawks,

Bucs were at 6.5 the other day

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

a neat cape posted:

Melvin Ingram and Melvin Gordon are different people

gdi

How many mf Melvin's y'all got on this drat team?

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

a neat cape posted:

Melvin Ingram and Melvin Gordon are different people

hosed up if true

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

weird Asian candy posted:

gdi

How many mf Melvin's y'all got on this drat team?

One too many

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin

Kalli posted:

Over/Unders

11.5 - Patriots
10.5 - Steelers
10 - Eagles, Vikings, Packers
9.5 - Saints, Raiders, Falcons
9 - Rams, Chargers, Texans, Seahawks
8.5 - 49ers, Ravens, Titans
8 - Panthers, Cowboys, Jaguars, Chiefs
7.5 - Buccaneers, Colts, Broncos
7 - Dolphins, Giants
6.5 - Washington, Lions, Jets
6 - Bills
5.5 Bears, Cardinals
5 - Bengals, Browns

Wanna slam the over on: Bengals, Lions, Jaguars
Under on: Raiders, Seahawks,

Vegas likes the new York teams and San Fran, hates Chicago and ex Chicago Cardinals. nice

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002

mastershakeman posted:

Vegas likes the new York teams and San Fran, hates Chicago and ex Chicago Cardinals. nice

Send us good deep dish places like Pequod’s and we’ll talk about it :colbert:

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

weird Asian candy posted:

I thought we hated Melvin Ingram, Ross? You have me so confused!

Or we hate we traded up for him...is that it?

That's Melvin Gordon

Edit: Hahahaha really beaten.

MD2020
May 30, 2003

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
https://mobile.twitter.com/EdgeofSports/status/991794913418334211

Substandard
Oct 16, 2007

3rd street for life
I'm fine with the Chiefs at 8, because I don't really know what to expect this year.. But in the AFC West I don't get the Raiders at 9.5 at all. They were 6-10 last year. Is Gruden worth > 3.5 wins?

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


I firmly take the under on the Patriots.

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Under on the Ravens, I'm going 8-8. Without checking the schedule.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Grittybeard posted:

8 seems fine for the Chiefs? Hell if I know what they'll do. The offense should theoretically be good but you don't really know about Mahomes yet (no matter how much my fellow Chiefs posters post gifs). The defense was godawful last year and addressed almost solely through the draft. :shrug:

???

They acquired

David Amerson
Kendall Fuller
Anthony Hitchens
Xavier Williams

They return Dee Ford, Eric Berry.

I'm looking at the depth chart after Berry went down and I count nine different starters in the defense. Gone:

Ron Parker
Derrick Johnson
Phillip Gaines
Tamba Hali
Derrick Johnson
Bennie Logan
Marcus Peters
Ramik Wilson

The defense might suck but it's a whole new defense so can we really know for sure?

King Hong Kong
Nov 6, 2009

For we'll fight with a vim
that is dead sure to win.

Anyone taking the over on the Raiders has stage 4 AFC West brain.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

kiimo posted:

The defense might suck but it's a whole new defense so can we really know for sure?

I did brainfart on Hitchens but I'll note that Kendall Fuller while good to possibly very good is likely a downgrade compared to the guy we've gone back and forth about and the other FA guys are "well I hope he'll be better than he has been!"

But yeah it will be a totally new defense. Plus a hopefully still the same Eric Berry, which would obviously be an amazing upside.

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

Manoueverable posted:

Yeah this is probably going to get ugly real fast, and I am bracing for my team to be implicated in some kind of shady poo poo.

Easterbook's dumb column was skeevy as hell for the cheerleader creeping, to say nothing of his obsession with Ashley Judd, but his dumb quasi-Rivals nicknames for teams shouldn't go without derision either. It all just reeked of a man who thinks he's five times as clever as he actually is.

I hope not. A Seahawks cheerleader used to teach dance to kids at my work and she was nice enough it kinda airheady. I’d hate to think she got treated like that.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

I fear Eric Berry is destined to be Bob Sanders. We'll tell stories of the few games he played in between debilitating, season-ending injuries.

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling

Grittybeard posted:

I did brainfart on Hitchens but I'll note that Kendall Fuller while good to possibly very good is likely a downgrade compared to the guy we've gone back and forth about and the other FA guys are "well I hope he'll be better than he has been!"

But yeah it will be a totally new defense. Plus a hopefully still the same Eric Berry, which would obviously be an amazing upside.

Kendall Fuller is really, really good. Everyone in DC was pissed that he got traded, bloggers and football writers rave about him, he is one of the best young corners around

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

SHOAH NUFF posted:

Kendall Fuller is really, really good. Everyone in DC was pissed that he got traded, bloggers and football writers rave about him, he is one of the best young corners around

Yet still likely a one for one downgrade :sigh:

I don't mean to come off as down on Fuller, I really like him too.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Yeah I think we'd all just be going nuts trying to bet the over right now if we had Fuller AND Peters.

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
That Raiders under seems like a sure thing and I don't care what their schedule is like. Might stop by the casino after work tomorrow and drop a hundred on it

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


Step 1: Start fight
Step 2: Attack straw man
Step 3: REPEAT

Do not engage with me



Quiet Feet posted:

N: Eagles have signed whatever's left of Markus Wheaton to a 1-year contract.

V: He was occasionally decent before getting every injury in the world last year, right?

He was completely ineffective on a Bears receiving corp that desperately needed someone to just catch a football. He was not up to the task.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Play posted:

That Raiders under seems like a sure thing and I don't care what their schedule is like. Might stop by the casino after work tomorrow and drop a hundred on it

I don't know. That team is weird. I could see them going 10-6 easily, I could see them going 6-10 just as easily. Even without accounting for injuries or anything. I have no idea how to evaluate it, and just going "lol Gruden is a dinosaur" is hardly rigorous analysis.

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president
They had twelve wins with a worse roster so

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Blitz7x posted:

They had twelve wins with a worse roster so

Like 8 of those wins were one score games

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president
Can't teach clutch

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Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

The Bengals are going to win the Super Bowl

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