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Mousedoodler

Splatmaster posted:

There are promising new forays into the attempt, including genetic manipulation that slows down or even reverses aging in mice, currently. I'm sure there's a market for immortal mice

it is me
i am the market

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Manifisto


that is such a good sig

ShinyBirdTeeth

sparkle sparkle sparkle
i read taht as "immoral mice" and had some questions

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


ShinyBirdTeeth posted:

i read taht as "immoral mice" and had some questions

they lie, cheat, steal, gamble and have multiple extramarital affairs, in front of mouse god and everyone.

for shame.


Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


mouse de medici


Manifisto


hamjobs posted:

mouse de medici


ty nesamdoom!

ShinyBirdTeeth

sparkle sparkle sparkle
Mouse god is much like standard god, but 1/100th the size

Mousedoodler

Manifisto posted:

that is such a good sig

Thanks :)
it is my memento of an autumn in another time and place


ShinyBirdTeeth posted:

Mouse god is much like standard god, but 1/100th the size

sb hermit





Mousedoodler posted:

it is me
i am the market

hello the market

I am el dorito

hamjobs posted:

they lie, cheat, steal, gamble and have multiple extramarital affairs, in front of mouse god and everyone.

for shame.

they don’t put their tiny mouse carts in the cart return at the supermarket

they don’t wash their tiny mouse paws after using the restroom

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


el dorito posted:

hello the market

I am el dorito


they don’t put their tiny mouse carts in the cart return at the supermarket

they don’t wash their tiny mouse paws after using the restroom

they steal peanuts out of the vending machines, but more than your coworker jason (god dammit jason)


Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


they are responsible for the poisonings and murders of many other mice

they have infiltrated mice populations all over europe and abroad

they have simultaneously mated with many royal mice, dwelling in their castles, bearing their children legitimate and illegitimate

they have sailed many ships and started a great many wars

they are insidious and also adorable which makes it so much harder to stop giving them bits of cheese and head scritches


Papa Was A Video Toaster





mice templar?

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


TVsVeryOwn posted:

mice templar?

the mousish inquisition will not stand for this nonsense


Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


the catican will know about this insult to our righteous catlick faith and there will be no more dogestants in europe.


Papa Was A Video Toaster





hamjobs posted:

the mousish inquisition will not stand for this nonsense

oh poo poo. i did not expect them!

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


TVsVeryOwn posted:

oh poo poo. i did not expect them!

NO ONE DOES


Barking Gecko

Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."
FAFTW - free association for the win.
:five:

Robot Made of Meat

Mousedoodler posted:

it is me
i am the market

Holy . . . .!!! It's Mousedoodler!!!

Woohoo! How are you, BYOB frien?


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

ShinyBirdTeeth

sparkle sparkle sparkle
Things I have yelled at Pokemon this evening:

You're mine now, trash bird.

Hit him, weasel.

What was that? What was that? loving trash bird.

Manifisto



things that my local domme charges extra to yell at her clients:

Elephant Ambush

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
one time there was a poster on the forums named "Eat My Fuc" and i always thought it was a funny username and now i yell it at enemies in games sometimes

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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

FluffieDuckie

Robot Made of Meat posted:

Holy . . . .!!! It's Mousedoodler!!!

Woohoo! How are you, BYOB frien?


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


ShinyBirdTeeth posted:

Things I have yelled at Pokemon this evening:

You're mine now, trash bird.

Hit him, weasel.

What was that? What was that? loving trash bird.


Manifisto posted:

things that my local domme charges extra to yell at her clients:


Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


going to the shelter tomorrow to introduce Frank to many DOGGOS of the PUPPER variety, to perhaps entertain one as a FRENDOG in our home.


Papa Was A Video Toaster





hamjobs posted:

going to the shelter tomorrow to introduce Frank to many DOGGOS of the PUPPER variety, to perhaps entertain one as a FRENDOG in our home.

:woop:


Robot Made of Meat


Frankie is a VERY GOOD DOGGE, and he deserves many scritches and a frien.


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Robot Made of Meat posted:

Frankie is a VERY GOOD DOGGE, and he deserves many scritches and a frien.

hard agree!!!! he's the best boy and he needs a buddy since beans is so far away now.

he's currently very flat on the living room floor, absorbing the cool wood into his body, because it was muggy today. he needs a hairscut. he's too floofy for his own bottom's sake.

eta: i'm singing to him and he's hooting along and it's cute. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HzrPMLy8G8I


Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


taco bell, a cautionary tale:

if you, or someone you love, decides to eat a chicken quesadilla for dinner, and gets food poisoning, they've been visited by the taco bell fairy and will probably die of dysentery on the oregon trail.

rip boyfriend, died as he lived: full of weird bad food but a generally p ok dude with good hugs.


SniperWoreConverse



Hey I never used to look at byob on my phone because the images would use all my battery and it'd burn me from the intense processing, but now I guess they don't do that for some reason

Whelp, later

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo

alnilam

SniperWoreConverse posted:

Hey I never used to look at byob on my phone because the images would use all my battery and it'd burn me from the intense processing, but now I guess they don't do that for some reason

Whelp, later

hi! If you want you phone battery to die quickly again there's a browser script that will make them rotAte again

how r u

wearing a lampshade

My lunch apparently fell out of the work fridge and smashed all over the floor. Nothing is sacred.

Ride The Gravitron

by FactsAreUseless
My co-worker just quit. We are a small office. It was me and him each working 56 hours a week to keep this place running. I don't know how I'm going to manage

Manifisto


Ride The Gravitron posted:

My co-worker just quit. We are a small office. It was me and him each working 56 hours a week to keep this place running. I don't know how I'm going to manage

wow, that's quite a bump in the road. hope you get through it as quickly and painlessly as possible. and I definitely hope that whoever's in charge is committed to finding a suitable replacement as quickly as possible. don't let your ability to handle a crisis turn into a reason not to fill the vacancy, because you do such a good job all by yourself.


ty nesamdoom!

Jaded Burnout


Ride The Gravitron posted:

My co-worker just quit. We are a small office. It was me and him each working 56 hours a week to keep this place running. I don't know how I'm going to manage

Do you own the place? If not I recommend dropping back down to 40 hours per week and letting the owners deal with the consequences of their lack of capacity planning.

As Manifisto suggests, as long as you keep overworking for the same pay they're going to keep letting you.

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Ride The Gravitron posted:

My co-worker just quit. We are a small office. It was me and him each working 56 hours a week to keep this place running. I don't know how I'm going to manage

I'm so sorry. I hope you follow the good advice manifisto and jaded gave you--don't be me and burn out at thirty.


mags

I am a congenital optimist.
steal from your boss

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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mags

I am a congenital optimist.
:twisted:

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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Bluedeanie

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



and just like that, the yob descended into anarchy

Papa Was A Video Toaster





Be Your Own Boss
oh shi-

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Jaded Burnout


Don't worry, mister magpie will only steal spoons and bits of tinfoil.

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