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Splatmaster posted:
it is me i am the market
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# ? May 6, 2018 23:35 |
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# ? May 28, 2024 05:31 |
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that is such a good sig |
# ? May 6, 2018 23:36 |
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i read taht as "immoral mice" and had some questions |
# ? May 6, 2018 23:39 |
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ShinyBirdTeeth posted:i read taht as "immoral mice" and had some questions they lie, cheat, steal, gamble and have multiple extramarital affairs, in front of mouse god and everyone. for shame.
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# ? May 6, 2018 23:39 |
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mouse de medici
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# ? May 6, 2018 23:40 |
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hamjobs posted:mouse de medici
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# ? May 6, 2018 23:41 |
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Mouse god is much like standard god, but 1/100th the size |
# ? May 6, 2018 23:43 |
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Manifisto posted:that is such a good sig Thanks it is my memento of an autumn in another time and place ShinyBirdTeeth posted:Mouse god is much like standard god, but 1/100th the size
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# ? May 6, 2018 23:45 |
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Mousedoodler posted:it is me hello the market I am el dorito hamjobs posted:they lie, cheat, steal, gamble and have multiple extramarital affairs, in front of mouse god and everyone. they don’t put their tiny mouse carts in the cart return at the supermarket they don’t wash their tiny mouse paws after using the restroom |
# ? May 6, 2018 23:48 |
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el dorito posted:hello the market they steal peanuts out of the vending machines, but more than your coworker jason (god dammit jason)
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# ? May 6, 2018 23:56 |
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they are responsible for the poisonings and murders of many other mice they have infiltrated mice populations all over europe and abroad they have simultaneously mated with many royal mice, dwelling in their castles, bearing their children legitimate and illegitimate they have sailed many ships and started a great many wars they are insidious and also adorable which makes it so much harder to stop giving them bits of cheese and head scritches
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# ? May 6, 2018 23:58 |
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mice templar? |
# ? May 7, 2018 00:00 |
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TVsVeryOwn posted:mice templar? the mousish inquisition will not stand for this nonsense
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# ? May 7, 2018 00:00 |
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the catican will know about this insult to our righteous catlick faith and there will be no more dogestants in europe.
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# ? May 7, 2018 00:02 |
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hamjobs posted:the mousish inquisition will not stand for this nonsense oh poo poo. i did not expect them! |
# ? May 7, 2018 00:02 |
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TVsVeryOwn posted:oh poo poo. i did not expect them! NO ONE DOES
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# ? May 7, 2018 00:04 |
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FAFTW - free association for the win. |
# ? May 7, 2018 00:21 |
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Mousedoodler posted:it is me Holy . . . .!!! It's Mousedoodler!!! Woohoo! How are you, BYOB frien?
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# ? May 7, 2018 00:39 |
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Things I have yelled at Pokemon this evening: You're mine now, trash bird. Hit him, weasel. What was that? What was that? loving trash bird. |
# ? May 7, 2018 00:49 |
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things that my local domme charges extra to yell at her clients: |
# ? May 7, 2018 00:54 |
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one time there was a poster on the forums named "Eat My Fuc" and i always thought it was a funny username and now i yell it at enemies in games sometimes
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# ? May 7, 2018 00:58 |
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Robot Made of Meat posted:Holy . . . .!!! It's Mousedoodler!!!
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# ? May 7, 2018 01:00 |
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ShinyBirdTeeth posted:Things I have yelled at Pokemon this evening: Manifisto posted:things that my local domme charges extra to yell at her clients:
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# ? May 7, 2018 01:05 |
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going to the shelter tomorrow to introduce Frank to many DOGGOS of the PUPPER variety, to perhaps entertain one as a FRENDOG in our home.
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# ? May 7, 2018 01:11 |
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hamjobs posted:going to the shelter tomorrow to introduce Frank to many DOGGOS of the PUPPER variety, to perhaps entertain one as a FRENDOG in our home.
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# ? May 7, 2018 01:12 |
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Frankie is a VERY GOOD DOGGE, and he deserves many scritches and a frien.
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# ? May 7, 2018 03:41 |
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Robot Made of Meat posted:Frankie is a VERY GOOD DOGGE, and he deserves many scritches and a frien. hard agree!!!! he's the best boy and he needs a buddy since beans is so far away now. he's currently very flat on the living room floor, absorbing the cool wood into his body, because it was muggy today. he needs a hairscut. he's too floofy for his own bottom's sake. eta: i'm singing to him and he's hooting along and it's cute. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HzrPMLy8G8I
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# ? May 7, 2018 04:34 |
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taco bell, a cautionary tale: if you, or someone you love, decides to eat a chicken quesadilla for dinner, and gets food poisoning, they've been visited by the taco bell fairy and will probably die of dysentery on the oregon trail. rip boyfriend, died as he lived: full of weird bad food but a generally p ok dude with good hugs.
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# ? May 7, 2018 07:12 |
Hey I never used to look at byob on my phone because the images would use all my battery and it'd burn me from the intense processing, but now I guess they don't do that for some reason Whelp, later |
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# ? May 7, 2018 10:18 |
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SniperWoreConverse posted:Hey I never used to look at byob on my phone because the images would use all my battery and it'd burn me from the intense processing, but now I guess they don't do that for some reason hi! If you want you phone battery to die quickly again there's a browser script that will make them rotAte again how r u |
# ? May 7, 2018 12:11 |
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My lunch apparently fell out of the work fridge and smashed all over the floor. Nothing is sacred. |
# ? May 7, 2018 17:48 |
My co-worker just quit. We are a small office. It was me and him each working 56 hours a week to keep this place running. I don't know how I'm going to manage | |
# ? May 7, 2018 18:15 |
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Ride The Gravitron posted:My co-worker just quit. We are a small office. It was me and him each working 56 hours a week to keep this place running. I don't know how I'm going to manage wow, that's quite a bump in the road. hope you get through it as quickly and painlessly as possible. and I definitely hope that whoever's in charge is committed to finding a suitable replacement as quickly as possible. don't let your ability to handle a crisis turn into a reason not to fill the vacancy, because you do such a good job all by yourself.
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# ? May 7, 2018 18:42 |
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Ride The Gravitron posted:My co-worker just quit. We are a small office. It was me and him each working 56 hours a week to keep this place running. I don't know how I'm going to manage Do you own the place? If not I recommend dropping back down to 40 hours per week and letting the owners deal with the consequences of their lack of capacity planning. As Manifisto suggests, as long as you keep overworking for the same pay they're going to keep letting you. |
# ? May 7, 2018 18:47 |
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Ride The Gravitron posted:My co-worker just quit. We are a small office. It was me and him each working 56 hours a week to keep this place running. I don't know how I'm going to manage I'm so sorry. I hope you follow the good advice manifisto and jaded gave you--don't be me and burn out at thirty.
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# ? May 7, 2018 18:54 |
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steal from your boss
paul_soccer12 posted:everyone in the idf must die |
# ? May 7, 2018 18:57 |
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paul_soccer12 posted:everyone in the idf must die |
# ? May 7, 2018 18:57 |
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and just like that, the yob descended into anarchy |
# ? May 7, 2018 18:57 |
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Be Your Own Boss oh shi- |
# ? May 7, 2018 18:58 |
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# ? May 28, 2024 05:31 |
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Don't worry, mister magpie will only steal spoons and bits of tinfoil. |
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