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every day millions of people mistake bears for pet dogs and end up raising large skull-crushing monster bears in their back yards as family pets. why just this morning I was hopelessly mauled by my little Chihuahua, Terrance Trent D'Barky, as I was feeding him his daily sixty pound bucket of guts. such a cute little guy, anyone could've made this mistake, really. https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/pet-dog-black-bear-china-family-grow-kunming-yunnan-stand-endangered-species-a8350451.html post pictures of good dogs you've accidentally found out were bears. |
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in tirana, albania i saw a guy walking a bear |
# ? May 14, 2018 18:50 |
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dunno if he knew it wasnt a dog or not, i dont speak albanian |
# ? May 14, 2018 18:51 |
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Nosfereefer posted:dunno if he knew it wasnt a dog or not, i dont speak albanian uh what language do you think you're posting in now idiot |
# ? May 14, 2018 19:34 |
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Nosfereefer posted:dunno if he knew it wasnt a dog or not, i dont speak albanian Dude it's bring your own alBanian bear
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# ? May 14, 2018 20:09 |
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"Don't get us wrong; having a pet that can walk on two legs is cool as gently caress, but that doesn't let you back into the dog park." |
# ? May 14, 2018 21:13 |
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# ? May 14, 2018 22:46 |
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woof |
# ? May 14, 2018 23:06 |
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this is a dog
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# ? May 14, 2018 23:52 |
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# ? May 14, 2018 23:54 |
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Thats a Bog |
# ? May 15, 2018 00:15 |
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vanisher posted:Thats a Bog Dare
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# ? May 15, 2018 00:52 |
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here's a picture of a pretty cool dog i saw; he's just peepin through his family's window like "hi moms, i just want you to know i love you and miss you and won't maul any of the stored vegetables anymore if you let me in because i'm a good dog now"
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# ? May 15, 2018 05:17 |
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# ? May 15, 2018 06:52 |
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Good dog. ---------------- |
# ? May 15, 2018 17:15 |
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All dogs are bears but not all bears are dogs. It's one of those square/rectangle things.
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# ? May 15, 2018 19:53 |
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IT'S EASY TO TELL IF YOU HAVE A DOG OR A BEAR, THOSE PEOPLE ARE IDIOTS BEAR DOG |
# ? May 16, 2018 17:25 |
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Fredrik1 posted:DOG what kind of dog is that on the right, some kind of cat??? |
# ? May 16, 2018 18:02 |
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Look at the shame in that dogs eyes |
# ? May 16, 2018 18:21 |
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Someone needs to tell that horse that no means no.
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# ? May 16, 2018 22:45 |
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Bear: Dog: any questions? |
# ? May 16, 2018 22:51 |
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Matoi Ryuko posted:Bear: Yes, I have a question: can I pet your good dog
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# ? May 18, 2018 22:32 |
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If you're cold, they're cold.
paul_soccer12 posted:everyone in the idf must die |
# ? May 18, 2018 22:47 |
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mister magpie posted:If you're cold, they're cold. But what if we're chill... Together???
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# ? May 18, 2018 22:57 |
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cmere boy yes good boy ok thats enough get down now i said get down poo poo |
# ? May 19, 2018 07:08 |
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mister magpie posted:If you're cold, they're cold. |
# ? May 19, 2018 07:44 |
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My av/sig letting you know that the dog park is just down the road.
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# ? May 19, 2018 08:47 |
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Oh my god my ex was attacked by a bear today while taking a selfie
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# ? May 19, 2018 20:05 |
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hamjobs posted:Oh my god my ex was attacked by a bear today while taking a selfie He was attacked from behind too? |
# ? May 19, 2018 20:09 |
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vanisher posted:He was attacked from behind too? I mean technically Beans attacc involves a reverse head butt
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# ? May 19, 2018 20:33 |
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Poor Missy is just going to be heartbroken to lose her puppies, but at least they're going to good homes. Anyway, you got the little guy comfy in the carrier? Ok, let me just...oh hi, Missy. No no Missy, remember, we don't jump up on peop-...OH MY GOD MISSY WHAT ARE YOU |
# ? May 22, 2018 15:27 |
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Fredrik1 posted:IT'S EASY TO TELL IF YOU HAVE A DOG OR A BEAR, THOSE PEOPLE ARE IDIOTS |
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# ? May 27, 2018 15:05 |
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this is getting confusing
paul_soccer12 posted:everyone in the idf must die |
# ? May 27, 2018 15:13 |
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I gave it some thought* and I think I know the answer to this riddle. Police officers are also known as 'bears'. If you ask a police officer if they're a cop, they have to tell you*. So if you ask someone you can't tell whether or not if they're a bear or a dog, ask them if they're a cop. If they say yes, BINGO! it's a bear. If they say 'no', it's a dog or an undercover cop who doesn't have to tell you*. I hope this helps!* *bullshit https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
# ? May 27, 2018 16:45 |
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Treasure dog...? |
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