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Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


every day millions of people mistake bears for pet dogs and end up raising large skull-crushing monster bears in their back yards as family pets.

why just this morning I was hopelessly mauled by my little Chihuahua, Terrance Trent D'Barky, as I was feeding him his daily sixty pound bucket of guts. such a cute little guy, anyone could've made this mistake, really.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/pet-dog-black-bear-china-family-grow-kunming-yunnan-stand-endangered-species-a8350451.html

post pictures of good dogs you've accidentally found out were bears.

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Nosfereefer

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in tirana, albania i saw a guy walking a bear

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Nosfereefer

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dunno if he knew it wasnt a dog or not, i dont speak albanian

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Farecoal

There he go

Nosfereefer posted:

dunno if he knew it wasnt a dog or not, i dont speak albanian

uh what language do you think you're posting in now idiot

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Nosfereefer posted:

dunno if he knew it wasnt a dog or not, i dont speak albanian

Dude it's bring your own alBanian bear


Macnult



"Don't get us wrong; having a pet that can walk on two legs is cool as gently caress, but that doesn't let you back into the dog park."

vanisher

Chasterson

by Nyc_Tattoo

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treasure bear

woof

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN



this is a dog


Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN



vanisher


Thats a Bog

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


vanisher posted:

Thats a Bog

Dare


Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


here's a picture of a pretty cool dog i saw; he's just peepin through his family's window like "hi moms, i just want you to know i love you and miss you and won't maul any of the stored vegetables anymore if you let me in because i'm a good dog now"


Macnult


drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack

Good dog.

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Koishi Komeiji



All dogs are bears but not all bears are dogs. It's one of those square/rectangle things.

Fredrik1

Gopherslayer
:rock:
IT'S EASY TO TELL IF YOU HAVE A DOG OR A BEAR, THOSE PEOPLE ARE IDIOTS

BEAR


DOG

Drink-Mix Man

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.


what kind of dog is that on the right, some kind of cat???

vanisher


Look at the shame in that dogs eyes

drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Someone needs to tell that horse that no means no.

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Matoi Ryuko


Bear:



Dog:



any questions?

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Matoi Ryuko posted:

Bear:



Dog:



any questions?

Yes, I have a question: can I pet your good dog


mags

I am a congenital optimist.
If you're cold, they're cold.

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


mister magpie posted:

If you're cold, they're cold.

But what if we're chill... Together???


redm


cmere boy

yes good boy

ok thats enough get down now

i said get down

poo poo

Drink-Mix Man

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

redm


Macnult

mister magpie posted:

If you're cold, they're cold.

Twenty Four


My av/sig letting you know that the dog park is just down the road.

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Oh my god my ex was attacked by a bear today while taking a selfie


vanisher

hamjobs posted:

Oh my god my ex was attacked by a bear today while taking a selfie



He was attacked from behind too?

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


vanisher posted:

He was attacked from behind too?

I mean technically Beans attacc involves a reverse head butt


google THIS

Poor Missy is just going to be heartbroken to lose her puppies, but at least they're going to good homes. Anyway, you got the little guy comfy in the carrier? Ok, let me just...oh hi, Missy. No no Missy, remember, we don't jump up on peop-...OH MY GOD MISSY WHAT ARE YOU

A LOVELY LAD

Hey man, wanna hear a secret?



Fredrik1 posted:

IT'S EASY TO TELL IF YOU HAVE A DOG OR A BEAR, THOSE PEOPLE ARE IDIOTS

BEAR




treasure bear

mags

I am a congenital optimist.
this is getting confusing

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
I gave it some thought* and I think I know the answer to this riddle.

Police officers are also known as 'bears'. If you ask a police officer if they're a cop, they have to tell you*. So if you ask someone you can't tell whether or not if they're a bear or a dog, ask them if they're a cop. If they say yes, BINGO! it's a bear. If they say 'no', it's a dog or an undercover cop who doesn't have to tell you*. I hope this helps!*





*bullshit

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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poverty goat



Treasure dog...?

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canyoneer


I only have canyoneyes for you

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