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this broken hill posted:it's weird that people say stuff like this to me now lmao you better get banned and find a new name then i guess sorry
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pangstrom posted:Standard poodles are great dogs. The miniatures are decent and the toys, yeah, are usually brokebrain twitchy. Yeah standards are fine. Very small dogs are almost universally awful, with an exception made for my girlfriend’s parents’ chihuahua, who has two teeth left—just the top canines, like a vampire—and usually has to be carried in a bag in public to conceal his constant erection. You might ask “how does he chew with only two teeth” and the answer is he doesn’t, they chew food for him and drop the prechewed bits into his mouth.
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May 19, 2018 05:41
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You've described a disaster of a dog that in no way sounds like an exception to small dogs being awful.
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May 19, 2018 06:17
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Dogs are all bad. Choose cats. Or squirrels. Squirrels are cute.
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May 19, 2018 06:25
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By "chew food for him," you mean, like... cut it up into tiny pieces, right? Not literally chewing it up in their mouths and regurgitating it like the dog is a baby bird?
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May 19, 2018 06:25
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Pirate Radar posted:Yeah standards are fine. Your girlfriend kisses your dick after eating and then vomiting up dog food.
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May 19, 2018 06:28
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Pirate Radar posted:Yeah standards are fine. Uh... these people chew dog food and spit it back out to feed their dog? Could they not just soak it in some water and put it in a blender or something? I'm guessing the more likely thing is they just feed the dog chewed up chicken or other "human foods" but that's not really nutritionally balanced so it's not ideal. But there are a lot of people with dogs that are so spoiled or picky they won't eat anything else. If they're super old and probably gonna die pretty soon anyway I figure they might as well what they want at that point. I ain't gonna judge, I'm just saying, there are other ways to make food edible for dogs without teeth.
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May 19, 2018 06:31
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Antivehicular posted:By "chew food for him," you mean, like... cut it up into tiny pieces, right? Not literally chewing it up in their mouths and regurgitating it like the dog is a baby bird? I think you know exactly what I mean.
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May 19, 2018 06:32
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He gets people food from the table, to be clear, they don’t chew up dog food for him. Apparently the vet says he can eat whatever he wants now because he’s old as gently caress and it’s hardly going to make things worse, which doesn’t sound like good medical advice, but it’s not my dog, so...
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May 19, 2018 06:37
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Dogs are all bad. Choose cats. Or squirrels. Squirrels are cute. choose life choose cats choose independence choose sleeping through at night choose not having to pick up turds choose to avoid the weird intentional rotten/poopy smell choose lazy friend dont choose in your face friend
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May 19, 2018 06:48
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Is this dog good in a 'so terrible it loops around to awesome' way or
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May 19, 2018 06:57
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Is this dog good in a 'so terrible it loops around to awesome' way or He’s just a fascinatingly strange creature
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May 19, 2018 07:00
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Krankenstyle posted:choose independence Holy hell do each of these give a different wrong impression of cats Moo Moo HOWLS throughout the whole night trying to get us to come out and play
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May 19, 2018 07:03
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Krankenstyle posted:choose life Ah yes, the best thing about owning a cat: not having to clean up their poop.
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May 19, 2018 07:12
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Ariong posted:Ah yes, the best thing about owning a cat: not having to clean up their poop. i did clean up cat poop once, in i think 98, 99? she lost the magnet thingie from her necklace so she couldnt get out i guess ill have to withdraw the cat poop sentence because of that
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May 19, 2018 07:18
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Krankenstyle posted:i did clean up cat poop once, in i think 98, 99? Uh, where does she normally poo poo? What I’m trying to imply is that I don’t really see a distinction between picking up poop from grass using a plastic bag vs. picking up poop from gravel using a shovel. Personally I would prefer the latter because then the poop is never in the house, but objectively they seem pretty even. No comment on the larger point re: cats vs. dogs.
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May 19, 2018 07:24
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she poop under the dirt, you know how cats irl dig a hole and then cover it after? literally in a hole in the ground outside
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May 19, 2018 07:28
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You do have to apologize about all the small critters your cat has killed because you let them outside. If you choose life, It certainly isnt cats. I love my cats but I aint about to be smug about it.
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May 19, 2018 07:28
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May 19, 2018 07:31
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https://youtu.be/qpl5mOAXNl4
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May 19, 2018 07:33
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Awwwwwwwwww
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXHqoPHZCUM
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May 19, 2018 08:03
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Hihohe posted:You do have to apologize about all the small critters your cat has killed because you let them outside. My cat doesn't know how to kill. Seriously, she once caught a mouse and then dropped on my mom's pillow next to her head at 5AM, terrified but otherwise unharmed as though she wanted us to teach her what the next step was.
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May 19, 2018 17:07
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:that business is dead, brother. chopped up and sold off to investment bankers. your pants are a two-story hole in the ground where once a business stood. you couldn't be less unfuckable if you were a nine pound cube of greased aluminum. you dont have genitals just a misshapen frill that enlarges to ward off predators. komodowagon is what evangelicals name their children to ensure lifelong chastity. your name is the brujeria written in chicken blood which banishes all sex from a 3 meter radius per caster level.
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May 19, 2018 17:13
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Goddamn. I don't even know how to feel about that.
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May 19, 2018 17:44
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I need to figure how to work 9 pounds of greased aluminum into a conversation now.
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May 19, 2018 17:51
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May 19, 2018 18:00
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1stGear posted:I'm an EMT and we recently had a patient who was walking on train tracks with his earbuds in. The obvious occurred. He survived and last we heard his brain was still in decent shape, surprisingly enough. effervescible posted:At least once or twice a year my train line gets shut down for "trespasser strikes." SiKboy posted:I didn't even know they had a union. IncredibleIgloo posted:The trains are actually quite good at dissolving that union.
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May 19, 2018 18:10
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Ha! I know these guys. We've gotten drunk a lot of times. They used to live with one of my friends. They're amazingly fun.
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May 19, 2018 18:13
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"Still in decent shape" is not a reassuring way to describe someone's brain.
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May 19, 2018 18:15
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Bertrand Hustle posted:"Still in decent shape" is not a reassuring way to describe someone's brain. From the circumstances that got him in the hospital "decent shape" seems like a stretch even before the accident
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May 19, 2018 18:58
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this broken hill posted:it's weird that people say stuff like this to me now Let it be known I have always appraised all manner of fart posting as being inferior to yours.
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May 19, 2018 19:19
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Solice Kirsk posted:Ha! I know these guys. We've gotten drunk a lot of times. They used to live with one of my friends. They're amazingly fun. I'll let you know allowing dogs to get drunk is incredibly irresponsible.
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May 19, 2018 19:27
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Dogs love kahlua
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May 19, 2018 19:41
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SomeJazzyRat posted:I'll let you know allowing dogs to get drunk is incredibly irresponsible. One people beer is like six in dog beers.
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May 19, 2018 19:49
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POOL IS CLOSED posted:Goddamn. I don't even know how to feel about that. i want to make an ASMR series of videos where i destroy large quantities of jelly dildos with various & sundry tools, weapons. Field Mousepad posted:I need to figure how to work 9 pounds of greased aluminum into a conversation now. i tried imagening what the least sexually functional object would be and a cube with sharp edges is all i could think of PHIZ KALIFA has a new favorite as of 21:50 on May 19, 2018 |
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May 19, 2018 21:46
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fruit on the bottom posted:My cat doesn't know how to kill. Mother cats teach their kittens to hunt by bringing them progressively less injured prey so they can practice. Your cat thinks you're almost--but not quite--competent.
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May 19, 2018 22:08
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:i want to make an ASMR series of videos where i destroy large quantities of jelly dildos with various & sundry tools, weapons. So like ballistics jelly dildo destruction derby? I'd watch the poo poo out of that while drunk, tbh
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May 19, 2018 22:38
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I'd watch the poo poo out of it while sober. I'm easily entertained.
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Has the hydraulic press channel guy done dildos yet?
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