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RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Good ol' page lucky 777.


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Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
That arm looks weird as gently caress

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Randaconda posted:

That arm looks weird as gently caress







fair disclosure, I am not @papamoist or a papa or particularly moist

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

Unlike your posts

Foxhound
Sep 5, 2007

Randaconda posted:

AI Generated "Inspirational" Messages





















Indistinguishable from Jaden Smith tweets.

Wendell
May 11, 2003

I am glad that Randaconda is not MAGA :)

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Wendell posted:

I am glad that Randaconda is not MAGA :)

Hell, same. (my grandmother might shoot me)


https://i.imgur.com/KdNxuCp.mp4

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Randaconda posted:

Hell, same. (my grandmother might shoot me)


https://i.imgur.com/KdNxuCp.mp4

I swear you can hear Brad trying to keep a straight face through all that.

Canned Panda
Jul 10, 2012




freeedr posted:

You goddamn troglodyte. You just had to say it. It wasn’t enough the past 300,000 times someone said it. And you said it to a purposeful goatse reference. I hope someone beats you with a rake. I hope you get a brain parasite from eating pinworm-infested rear end. You quintessence of dumbassery. Spray tear gas up your urethra. Drown in a port-a-potty. May the gods poo poo fire on your cadaver. EAT gently caress

Aaww, thanks sugar!

:allears:

Slime
Jan 3, 2007

Randaconda posted:

Hell, same. (my grandmother might shoot me)


https://i.imgur.com/KdNxuCp.mp4

Is she...is she upset that they didn't sell her a can of nothing?

Evilreaver
Feb 26, 2007

GEORGE IS GETTIN' AUGMENTED!
Dinosaur Gum

Slime posted:

Is she...is she upset that they didn't sell her a can of nothing?

They sold her something, but it wasn't what was on the can, thus fraud :pseudo:

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

Randaconda posted:

AI Generated "Inspirational" Messages
My favorite is the trend of putting fitness quotes over pictures of drinking.













Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Randaconda posted:

Hell, same. (my grandmother might shoot me)


https://i.imgur.com/KdNxuCp.mp4

This is why civilised countries call it condensed milk.

Because we're full of idiots, too.


EDIT: And it's soooo much better with sound.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kph9LxAD7wc

Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer

Gorilla Salad posted:

This is why civilised countries call it condensed milk.

Because we're full of idiots, too.


EDIT: And it's soooo much better with sound.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kph9LxAD7wc

In the US, the term condensed milk is used wrt to sweetened condensed milk. Evaporated milk is specifically condensed in vacuum pans that lower the boiling point of the water in the milk and evaporate it off, so as tp reduce it without denaturing proteins or breaking down sugars. I'm not sure if sweetened condensed milk is reduced differently than that, or boiled or simmered to reduce it. Milk proteins change a lot with heat, so there may be a difference between how the two are reduced, and thus evaporated conveys a specific method.

Some Pinko Commie
Jun 9, 2009

CNC! Easy as 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣!
You can also make Caramel pretty easily with it.

A recipe for making Caramel Sauce from a can of condensed milk posted:

Fill a large saucepan with water and bring to a boil over medium heat. Place the can of milk, unopened, in the boiling water. Cover and let simmer 3 hours, topping off water as needed and turning the can every half hour to prevent scorching. Carefully open can and serve.

RoboRodent
Sep 19, 2012

It's got to be a bit, right? Even if someone is that dumb, Brad is egging her on rather than try to explain the confusion.

Regy Rusty
Apr 26, 2010

Brad never actually explains the mistake shes making so hes a dick

Its only funny to make fun of the stupid if you try to help them and they ignore you

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

RoboRodent posted:

It's got to be a bit, right? Even if someone is that dumb, Brad is egging her on rather than try to explain the confusion.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qhm7-LEBznk

Some Pinko Commie
Jun 9, 2009

CNC! Easy as 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣!

RoboRodent posted:

It's got to be a bit, right? Even if someone is that dumb, Brad is egging her on rather than try to explain the confusion.

It is absolutely a bit. There are a whole lot of videos with her arguing with Brad about really stupid poo poo.

Like this one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lM-6XQQUWyw

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
Oh good. I was worried it was like

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_c6HsiixFS8

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)

RoboRodent posted:

It's got to be a bit, right? Even if someone is that dumb, Brad is egging her on rather than try to explain the confusion.

its drugs

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost
I enjoy Randacondas posts. At least he posts content, poo poo or not, and actively contributes to the threads, unlike my post here.

Also, the jag emotes are cool as gently caress. If you hate them, then direct your hissy fit my way, because I bought 2 of them. :colbert:

Content:

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE

"We as a nation have to ask ourselves what is going on"

Agreed dumb lady. Agreed.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/CNET/status/999294463913709574

I would not.

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

https://youtu.be/HID-74TBTGE

https://youtu.be/gdQ6PzM1JSg

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe

I hope she's doing well.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Jamesman posted:

I hope she's doing well.

I don't get it.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
it's a girl who deepthroats penises very well and nicely

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
I assume she did porn

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Scratch Monkey posted:

I assume she did porn

Yeah, same.

https://i.imgur.com/OBSSitV.mp4

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Zzulu posted:

it's a girl who deepthroats penises very well and nicely

oh

well, alright

Randaconda has a new favorite as of 16:57 on May 23, 2018

DiggityDoink
Dec 9, 2007

you really need the sound for this.
https://twitter.com/xeropls/status/999043774876614657

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011




Only 2000's kids will get this

don longjohns
Mar 2, 2012


The way the bird goes back into its little cardboard house and the wind-up toy noise it makes while gyrating with its special cup makes me want a cuckoo clock just like it.

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me


I know that you know, but I don't know and I would like to know, so how about you let me know what you know so you can know that I know what you know, and we can know together and recharge our crystals.

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer
Goddammit.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
Those clips are still hot, low resolution and all

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Zipperelli. posted:

I enjoy Randacondas posts. At least he posts content, poo poo or not, and actively contributes to the threads, unlike my post here.

Also, the jag emotes are cool as gently caress. If you hate them, then direct your hissy fit my way, because I bought 2 of them. :colbert:

Content:


Is this :sonia:?

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

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Sanford
Jun 30, 2007

...and rarely post!


Phlegmish posted:

Only 2000's kids will get this

I’m not and I don’t get it :(

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