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Haifisch posted:If you win the lottery, the correct move is 'tell no one(except for your spouse, but make sure they're also not going to tell anyone else) and don't go on a conspicuous consumption spree'. Also hire an attorney to claim the prize for you.
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# ? Jun 2, 2018 04:55 |
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Title's funnier than the entire story, but have the whole thing anyway: Employee is soliciting customers to buy mozzarella from her quote:I manage our family-owned retail farm store and have two employees. One is our full-time butcher and the other is my daughter’s best friend, Jess, who has been working for me for six years.
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# ? Jun 2, 2018 05:02 |
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Hellblazer187 posted:From the department of judgy insecure assholes, or what happens when an incel finally gets laid. Wow, what?! ‘I had unprotected sex with a woman, her STD screen was clean, but she had unprotected sex with guys before getting the all clear. How disgusting! This man had no business ever having sex.
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# ? Jun 2, 2018 05:07 |
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Haifisch posted:Title's funnier than the entire story, but have the whole thing anyway: Take that poo poo up with Judge Judy!
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# ? Jun 2, 2018 05:27 |
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LadyPictureShow posted:Wow, what?! ‘I had unprotected sex with a woman, her STD screen was clean, but she had unprotected sex with guys before getting the all clear. How disgusting! He's going to have unprotected sex with someone, get an STD and blame that filthy slut with zero self awareness.
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# ? Jun 2, 2018 05:43 |
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Haifisch posted:Title's funnier than the entire story, but have the whole thing anyway: Lmao should have made her sign a non-compete contract and an NDA and registered your lovely cheese as IP belonging to only you, dumbass "Oh no someone I employ might make money that I'm not giving her" gently caress off capitalist E: what I mean to say is that if you aren't going to exploit the rules of late stage capitalism then you don't get to whine when someone else beats you at it
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# ? Jun 2, 2018 06:05 |
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I Was The Fury posted:Lmao should have made her sign a non-compete contract and an NDA and registered your lovely cheese as IP belonging to only you, dumbass
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# ? Jun 2, 2018 06:23 |
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Like if you're the one going "you probably should have gotten lawyers before you helped me out if you didn't want me to exploit your good will", the bad person may be you.
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# ? Jun 2, 2018 06:25 |
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If you're not the mob, don't work with or for family.
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# ? Jun 2, 2018 06:26 |
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I Was The Fury posted:Lmao should have made her sign a non-compete contract and an NDA and registered your lovely cheese as IP belonging to only you, dumbass Hold on for a minute while I get wound up over the idea of a person who says late stage capitalism, citing that as an actual reason for anything real at all, offering advice.
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# ? Jun 2, 2018 06:34 |
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If the main business is her own, why did she ever make the side business in the first place, and why did she pass it on to someone else? The whole thing is a problem of her own making.
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# ? Jun 2, 2018 06:55 |
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Ham Sandwiches posted:Why do so many employees feel that work is a place for comedy and hilarious gags? I would fire every prankster in all those stories, even the car idiots lol I hope some day that cashier job at Taco Bell gets you moved up so that you can put these great management ideas into action. Can't wait to hear about how you're getting sued because you fired an employee for the egregious offense of parking next to another employee's car
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# ? Jun 2, 2018 08:00 |
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My [24 F] boyfriend [37 M] was upset by how I reacted to the idea of possibly being pregnant.quote:well into the day. I couldn't keep food or water down, and I eventually realized I ought to go to urgent care because I was becoming dehydrated and lightheaded. Absolutely DO NOT have a child with this man!
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# ? Jun 2, 2018 08:01 |
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Definitely hope she has an IUD because at least she'd wake up when Harry sabotages it
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# ? Jun 2, 2018 08:22 |
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Anne Whateley posted:Definitely hope she has an IUD because at least she'd wake up when Harry sabotages it Even better, set up a doll with an IED.
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# ? Jun 2, 2018 08:32 |
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Haifisch posted:Title's funnier than the entire story, but have the whole thing anyway: I'm really not getting this guy's problem. I get that he feels he has a reason, I just can't buy into it. Also sounds like it's too late anyway and gently caress why not make money?
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# ? Jun 2, 2018 09:39 |
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LethalGeek posted:I'm really not getting this guy's problem. I get that he feels he has a reason, I just can't buy into it. Also sounds like it's too late anyway and gently caress why not make money? They (post doesn't seem to indicate a gender) are loving the mozzarella buyer maybe?
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# ? Jun 2, 2018 14:19 |
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Wait, they trained her and showed her their methods, and now she's sniping customers from this person's store? like customers come in for orders for the OP and then Jess takes them and gets paid instead? Yeah dude that's a dick move
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# ? Jun 2, 2018 14:54 |
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There's really not enough info to understand the situation. Why is this mozzarella side business ONLY allowed to be sold back to one single farmer in the first place? Maybe there's a very good reason that's the way that it is, or maybe the owner is just insane? I guess it's that the farm shop has a relationship with this farmer and sells exclusively for this person to sell at their market stand or whatever, and selling it in the shop is undermining them. Like, maybe they source the milk and rennet from this farmer or something.
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# ? Jun 2, 2018 15:06 |
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Jeza posted:There's really not enough info to understand the situation. Why is this mozzarella side business ONLY allowed to be sold back to one single farmer in the first place? Maybe there's a very good reason that's the way that it is, or maybe the owner is just insane? “Hi welcome to family farm store... You want to buy our cheese? Well I could sell you our cheese, or you could come by behind the store and buy MY cheese so my boss doesn’t get any of the money...”. Read the post again she’s working the store and redirecting customers coming into the store to her own side business.
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# ? Jun 2, 2018 15:13 |
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Oh right. It's still weird that a farm shop that makes and sells mozzarella would term making mozzarella for one specific person as a side business that can be handed over from person to person. Wouldn't that just be normal shop...business?
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# ? Jun 2, 2018 15:34 |
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I think Jess should be able to sell the mozz to other people as long as she doesn't solicit from store clients. Like, her going out with samples to restaurants the next town over or something. Pay store owner a token royalty. I hope someone on reddit suggests that.
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# ? Jun 2, 2018 15:38 |
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Jeza posted:Oh right. It's still weird that a farm shop that makes and sells mozzarella would term making mozzarella for one specific person as a side business that can be handed over from person to person. Wouldn't that just be normal shop...business?
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# ? Jun 2, 2018 15:40 |
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Jeza posted:Oh right. It's still weird that a farm shop that makes and sells mozzarella would term making mozzarella for one specific person as a side business that can be handed over from person to person. Wouldn't that just be normal shop...business? OP had a nice thing going where she (and her daughter) were getting money directly from one of the store's biggest customers, and now the OP is pissed that Jess has got the same scam going. I bet the OP was demanding money from any cheese Jess sold to the farmer (hence all the bullshit about it being a 'side business' the OP had some claim to) but wasn't (and hadn't been) passing any of the farmer's money back to the business. OP is very coy about who actually owns the business. They're the boss, but did they actually bankroll it, or are they paying family back for a loan (and thus have an incentive to hide earnings with weird under the table direct sales)? Anne Whateley posted:It sounds like that one farmer is buying it in bulk to resell while the other customers are just people who want one thing of mozzarella for dinner. Nah, Jess's customer was a restaurateur who wanted 30 balls and would almost certainly become a regular if the cheese is any good. HazCat fucked around with this message at 15:44 on Jun 2, 2018 |
# ? Jun 2, 2018 15:41 |
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*opens disgusting trenchcoat stuffed with sweating mozzarella* hey kid, you want the good stuff? puuuuure di bufala
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# ? Jun 2, 2018 16:00 |
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Has this been posted? Because it’s amazing. My [43 F] husband [46 M] doesn't like my daughter's [17 F] boyfriend [17 M] because he's black. quote:In the past few months our daughter started dating a boy names Kenton. The odd things is that my husband actually liked him initially (before they started dating) Kenton was in my daughter's group for both history and english projects and spent many hours working on the projects at are house. He was always nice and respectful and seemed like a very hard worker. My husband is an unapologetic racist. WHAT DO
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# ? Jun 2, 2018 17:41 |
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Nightgull posted:Has this been posted? Because it’s amazing. quote:(I don't think he's aware of what's been going on)
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# ? Jun 2, 2018 17:54 |
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Looks like that's an old one. Are there any updates? Does she divorce and/or murder the racist husband?
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# ? Jun 2, 2018 17:55 |
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Hellblazer187 posted:Looks like that's an old one. Are there any updates? Does she divorce and/or murder the racist husband? Unfortunately, probably not. Her last post was a year ago asking how she could convince her daughter not to go to the same college as her boyfriend, who appears to be the same one that the husband dislikes FOR SOME WEIRD REASON. I agree with the mom that basing your college decision on where your high school bf is going is a bad idea, but good god this woman is dumb quote:My husband has never really l iked her boyfriend (for admittedly silly reasons) so he is pretty annoyed by it Teehee, silly reasons like racism.
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# ? Jun 2, 2018 18:12 |
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quote:Her boyfriend has good grades. She's applying to more out of state schools because her boyfriend hates Alabama. Gee I wonder why
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# ? Jun 2, 2018 18:15 |
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My [31 M] Wife [31 F] told me she regrets marrying me a day after wedding.quote:I've been engaged for a year and a half, we finally got married last Sunday. A few days before the wedding, I tried to talk to her about how I felt she was being distant. I figured she was stressed about the upcoming wedding and wanted to ease any tension. I tried to tell her something like... "Don't stress about making the wedding perfect, I love you very much, and just being able to share this day with you makes it perfect for me... let's have more sex". It did not go as planned, I blew up in a heated argument, what I wanted to say ended up being "I could not care less about the wedding" and I know I hurt her feelings deeply. I apologized the next day and tried to clear the misunderstanding. I felt we were okay. Also his post history shows that his wife makes twice what he does and paints him Nintendo related things for gifts, so preeeeetty sure he's a manbaby
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# ? Jun 2, 2018 18:18 |
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Hey baby lets turn this sunk cost fallacy into a sunk cost phallacy
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# ? Jun 2, 2018 18:20 |
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my (23f) boyfriend (30m) of 4 years loves UFC so I splurged and got him tickets to the June 9th event for his bday. He says he'd rather go on the "boys night" he's buddies planned for him that night. I'm crushed and don't know what to do.quote:I will try to keep this very short because I understand in the bigger picture, this isn't that big of a deal. SURPRISE!! that guy sucks
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# ? Jun 2, 2018 20:11 |
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LimburgLimbo posted:My [31 M] Wife [31 F] told me she regrets marrying me a day after wedding. That dude seems like a dumbass from his "Why are you tense, let's have more sex" solution however, "I regret marrying you and only did it for the money we already spent" is loving lol that lady is a black hole of misery and he managed to get caught
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# ? Jun 2, 2018 20:13 |
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Sounds like they're in time for an annulment and then they can both go off and be terrible, miserable, single people instead of a terrible, miserable couple.
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# ? Jun 2, 2018 20:26 |
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Ham Sandwiches posted:my (23f) boyfriend (30m) of 4 years loves UFC so I splurged and got him tickets to the June 9th event for his bday. He says he'd rather go on the "boys night" he's buddies planned for him that night. I'm crushed and don't know what to do. dudes who think an awesome boys' night out is a strip club are trash, SURPRISE
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# ? Jun 2, 2018 20:35 |
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value-brand cereal posted:Let's talk about lovely greedy families instead. Give them jobs away from the public doing the absolute shittiest work for the shittiest pay. Take out trash. Wash dishes. Scrub bathrooms. MAKE lovely work for them if you don't have it, like hey, power wash the back of the building, just anything lovely. Make it a part-time job with hourly pay and very few hours and just split up the day between rotating them all through that lovely job so you only have to deal with one at a time. Say it's the only job you have available and you didn't want to foist it onto family, but since they were so adamant...
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# ? Jun 2, 2018 21:26 |
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She should still go the MMA thing cause she will find so many dudes ready to date her there that her novelty tap out t shirt will be literal
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# ? Jun 2, 2018 21:26 |
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Hellblazer187 posted:Sounds like they're in time for an annulment and then they can both go off and be terrible, miserable, single people instead of a terrible, miserable couple. Nah, they are gonna have kids. That will make it better. Yeah.
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Ham Sandwiches posted:my (23f) boyfriend (30m) of 4 years loves UFC so I splurged and got him tickets to the June 9th event for his bday. He says he'd rather go on the "boys night" he's buddies planned for him that night. I'm crushed and don't know what to do. Dude is an idiot but I'd be annoyed if someone went and bought tickets to something without discussing it with me first. Who's to say I didn't have to work that night? Maybe I had plans already in place?
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