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Ham Sandwiches posted:This is gina's cousin and it owns. I also find it bizarre how many dudes seemingly don't enjoy being around a lady that is a bit spicy The correct response is "Where do you want to eat, where do you want to drink, and how hot should the sex be." Dude won the lottery and is having second thoughts.
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fruit on the bottom posted:Well alright... I mean it’s not science I’m just saying empirically 10 is a reasonable threshold of whether you think this is a little or a lot, you probably want to gently caress someone who agrees. Asking/telling your actual number is usually a very bad idea.
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I [24/M] discovered a stack of love letters to imprisoned murderers, belonging to my girlfriend [31/F] that I moved overseas to be with - along with a knife and positive pregnancy test. So, I'll try keep this as short as possible. I still feel sick in the stomach. Throwaway because I know she monitors my reddit account. So I knew Stacey (not real name) for 2 years prior to me moving overseas to be with her. We met online, became friends, and then some 2 years later, just kind of fell in love. It was deep. So much so, that I decided to move overseas to be together with her. Life is an adventure after all. Anyway, things had been going well initially, though began to get a little challenging due to her night shift work. It can be hard going to bed by yourself every night when you're in a foreign country, not knowing anyone else but your partner. I began to get a bit homesick too, which actually made her angry and upset. I was missing out on big events happening back 'home', but I knew the sacrifices were worth it. However, during these bouts of homesickness, I ended up having to console Stacey - rather than the other way round! Despite me being the one needing the emotional support, I was made to feel like my homesick feelings were wrong or not allowed. Maybe that was a red flag. When in the kitchen one night, I discovered a stack of papers in one of the cupboards. A big bunch of what appeared to be handwritten letters - not the ones I had sent her. It became clear, these were from prisoners doing serious time in US prisons. A quick google of some, brought up that they were double murderers, killers etc. They were very romantic and talked about trying to "get out" and "start a life together". I couldn't find any dates on them. I felt sick. I literally began throwing up. She was at work at the time. I didn't know what to do. Stacey was starting to appear like someone I didn't even know. I now began fearing for my safety. Days later, when looking for a lost bus card down the sides of a couch. I discovered a knife. Not like a kitchen knife, but a proper weapon knife. What the hell?! Why would that even be there? This hasn't done anything to make me feel safer! After those 2 discoveries, I've began to feel myself turning into the type of snoopy person I despise. But I just feel like I have zero trust for Stacey now, and like I don't even know this person who I moved across the planet to be with. I feel so alone, with no support network here. No friends or family. The closest person in my circle of friends or family is over 16,000km away. During Stacey's night shifts, I couldn't help but start to snoop around the apartment we shared. I justified it to myself that my own safety was potentially at stake. Then I found a positive pregnancy test. Cue up that whole feeling sick in the stomach feeling again. It seemed old though, which in a way, was of slight relief. Why would she keep this in her drawer? I really don't feel like I know her anymore, and combined with the homesickness, increasing emotional absence from her, I'm starting to admit I maybe hosed up with this whole decision. I feel like I can't return home though. The stress of this is destroying my health, I'm constantly sick. I haven't brought it up to Stacey yet because my anxiety is through the roof. I had going away parties, left a good job - everyone was happy for me that I was moving overseas to be with my girlfriend. I would feel so stupid moving back after just 2-3 months. What should I do? I'm finding it hard to accept that something I wanted so much, is clearly not working out. Whenever I bring up an issue with her, she becomes very aggressive and it never gets resolved. TL;DR Moved 16,000km away to be with my girlfriend who I met online. Discovered love letters to murderers, a knife, positive pregnancy test. What to do? Thanks in advance for any help - don't know where else to go, as my family back home already have their own issues to be dealing with.
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Smirking_Serpent posted:I [24/M] discovered a stack of love letters to imprisoned murderers, belonging to my girlfriend [31/F] that I moved overseas to be with - along with a knife and positive pregnancy test. I feel like that's good enough without even having to read the story holy poo poo
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Smirking_Serpent posted:I [24/M] discovered a stack of love letters to imprisoned murderers, belonging to my girlfriend [31/F] that I moved overseas to be with - along with a knife and positive pregnancy test. Girlfriend turns out to be a total whackjob, but I can't go home, I had a leaving party! What do, Reddit? This dipshit deserves whatever inevitable poo poo happens to him if he doesn't FRO back home.
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Ham Sandwiches posted:This post features polygraphs, pre nups, and advanced math Depending how wealthy Barry's family is, and what future they intend for him, I don't think its unreasonable to wonder a potential match's full sexual history. If Barry's future entails a public life, whether it be CEO of a Fortune 50 corporation or higher elected office, questions about sexual history could serve as a risk mitigation strategy. If a partner sluts it up when young, there is the potential for blackmail or damaging media to exist. Let he who would not watch Ivanka Trump taking it up the rear end on pornhub have their attorney ask the first question, and all that jazz. Alternatively the way to win this as the chick would be to only ask the questions they do in the wedding ceremony. Or you only ask one question, and you make it imply that 'all I care about is a life with you' so that they're the bad person when they ask you about the 37 dicks you sucked in Spain during your gap year. mllaneza posted:The correct response is "Where do you want to eat, where do you want to drink, and how hot should the sex be." Dude won the lottery and is having second thoughts. Going by the OP, it seems that chick is past her peak and now plays in the loving LOSER LEAGUE whether you find this is a red or green flag depends on your personality Smirking_Serpent posted:I [24/M] discovered a stack of love letters to imprisoned murderers, belonging to my girlfriend [31/F] that I moved overseas to be with - along with a knife and positive pregnancy test. OP lacks sufficient information to provide informed advice. For instance, if Stacy were a Finn or Slav, then yeah I suppose I could see how the bleak culture would make talking to murderers enticing. My Imaginary GF fucked around with this message at 10:06 on Jun 7, 2018 |
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Smirking_Serpent posted:I [24/M] discovered a stack of love letters to imprisoned murderers, belonging to my girlfriend [31/F] that I moved overseas to be with - along with a knife and positive pregnancy test. FAKE NEWS
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Boyfriend [32M] started crying after he accidentally farted during sex and is now avoiding me [31F] a day laterquote:This whole situation is a mess so let me get right to the point.
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Hot Stunt posted:Boyfriend [32M] started crying after he accidentally farted during sex and is now avoiding me [31F] a day later I feel like this dude experienced some childhood trauma over farting because goddamn bro. Does he implode into uncontrollable sobbing over a little blood or pee during sex too? 
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Jun 7, 2018 12:42
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Whoa, looks like Spider-Man discovered Reddit. Just found out my GF previously hooked up with 2 of my Arch Nemesis quote:Here's my situation,
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LadyPictureShow posted:Whoa, looks like Spider-Man discovered Reddit. I'm guessing they're trailer trash?
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quote:Why not try to get back together? You think it's not possible? I mean I don't know if I want to deal with all the controlling part either, but perhaps we both can get better in our own way Has this ever, in all of human history, ever happened.
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LadyPictureShow posted:Whoa, looks like Spider-Man discovered Reddit. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NhlMWmWSB4
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tactlessbastard posted:Lmao After severe head trauma
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tactlessbastard posted:Lmao That guy’s whole post history was a loving train wreck. There were a few that the meat of it was deleted/removed, but the comments were hilarious in a pathetic way. ‘I’m not working by choice. Just because I don’t work doesn’t mean I don’t have money! I live with my parents because I just got out of rehab!’ He also apparently lost an accounting job due to drinking, and wrecked two cars driving drunk. And he and his GF did get back together for a bit. Theophany posted:I'm guessing they're trailer trash? Most likely. From the comments: quote:I call them trash because one is an rear end in a top hat roid using coke selling xanax addict who trys to scam anyone they can out of money. E: he also posted a day before in r/r ‘Suspicious bruises or am I just paranoid?’ LadyPictureShow fucked around with this message at 14:25 on Jun 7, 2018 |
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Jun 7, 2018 14:21
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LadyPictureShow posted:That guy’s whole post history was a loving train wreck. There were a few that the meat of it was deleted/removed, but the comments were hilarious in a pathetic way. ‘I’m not working by choice. Just because I don’t work doesn’t mean I don’t have money! I live with my parents because I just got out of rehab!’ Man, there's your run of the mill alcoholism and then there's this collossal fuckup.
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LadyPictureShow posted:I can't process how and what led to my gf sleeping with them less than a year ago, months before we started dating Because your GF is a skank. You're having a hard time processing that because of what it says about you.
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Hot Stunt posted:Boyfriend [32M] started crying after he accidentally farted during sex and is now avoiding me [31F] a day later How was this not a "laugh and move on" scenario?
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Money says that dude has older brothers who tortured him with farts and now he can barely loose a silent one without his lower lip trembling.
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:I feel like this dude experienced some childhood trauma over farting because goddamn bro. Does he implode into uncontrollable sobbing over a little blood or pee during sex too? I bet a previous partner freaked the gently caress out over a sex fart, then either cut him off indefinitely or broke up with him outright.
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tactlessbastard posted:Man, there's your run of the mill alcoholism and then there's this collossal fuckup. Boy howdy, is there! Have I hit rock bottom? No, but I am getting there quote:u/MrClean123 Roll back to about three months before ‘rock bottom’... Me [32 M] with my GF [32 F] 1.5 years, had baby together. Not sure if we will work out quote:She has a 7 year old son that I met for the first time last year. I moved in together. He is a hyper kid, talks a lot. Can be annoying. I don't love him. I don't talk sweet to him like she does. But I am nice to him overall. I can be pretty direct with him when he does not do things right. Maybe one day I will love him, who knows. And 3 days before that... Me [32 M] with my GF[32 F] of 1.5 years, thinks im psychotic and won't change quote:First of all - Thanks for reading. I can't give a lot of details but I will do my best. Holy moly. E: in a surprising twist, he only posted once in TIFU TIFU by drinking quote:TIFU. Well more like two nights ago. I was pretty stressed from moving to a new state for a new job where i heard i might be getting fired. So of course i decide to go out drinking at a local bar with some guy who is also new in town. Basically he couldn't hang with me for more than an hour bc i was too intense of a partier according to him. Anyways last thing i know i woke up in my car which was parked in the parking lot, so obviously i decided i was too drunk to drive and passed out with my keys in the ignition but the car was off. Two cops were knocking on my window. I say no to all those field tests and no to breathalyzer. At this point i have officially got my license suspended it seems for a year because i said no. I then started crying like a little bitch and kept saying they are gonna kill meee if i go to jail. I was def going to jail so i was trying my best to make them feel sorry and just let me go. No luck. I get to jail and start being a smartass with every cop there. They gave me some old rear end socks to wear im like uhh yall for real?! And saying stupid poo poo. Anyways i said no I don't need to use my courtesy phone call. Bad decision. Next thing you know im stuck in the jail with two other dudes for two and a half days because even when i did call my parents next day they could not get the call since their phone automatically does not accept blocked calls. And at the jail phone calls shows as blocked when u call out. Also, i could not bail myself out because my money was in my brokerage account and i had to transfer it in order to pay with my debit card. Of course they wouldn't let me do that either. And on top i had to try to call a bonds man but they just gave me a list of bondsman and said u got 15 mins to call one and will don't know who will accept collect calls since u got no money to pay for calls u gotta use collect. So finally third day i get released and they don't make me pay the bail money. Now i can't drink at all, gotta take alcohol drug test randomly. Btw food sucks at the jail, like literally id rather eat dog food. I of course didn't shoe up to work today and i let them know the truth. I really thought i was going to lose my job. But they just said to come in tomorrow. Anyways this was my first offense ever with law so im hoping il get this off my record. LadyPictureShow fucked around with this message at 14:43 on Jun 7, 2018 |
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Vargatron posted:How was this not a "laugh and move on" scenario? it wasnt a fart, not even a shart, it was a blart, it was a paul blart: mall cop. imagine the shame.
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:Does he implode into uncontrollable sobbing over a little blood or pee during sex too? Pee? 
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LadyPictureShow posted:Boy howdy, is there! The pros of alcohol: -Forget about my problems The cons of alcohol: -Causes literally all my problems
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loquacius posted:The pros of alcohol: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iMuZ8w1_kxQ
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LadyPictureShow posted:because even when i did call my parents next day they could not get the call since their phone automatically does not accept blocked calls Or, you know, they just knew it was just you calling from jail again and decided to let you cool your jets for a while.
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Breetai posted:Pee?
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I (26f) just took a call from my ex-BF's (27m) mom (60s?) both blaming me for breaking up and begging me to take him back. Do I go utterly nuclear with this with our social circle or do I thank my lucky stars I'm out?quote:Background: after a pretty lovely year of a relationship where I didn't see the signs that my ex was an all around lovely human being, a partial list being:
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Malachite_Dragon posted:What'd you think squirting was? It’s magic not-piss juice from the not-piss gland, obviously
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MenschMaschine posted:I (26f) just took a call from my ex-BF's (27m) mom (60s?) both blaming me for breaking up and begging me to take him back. Do I go utterly nuclear with this with our social circle or do I thank my lucky stars I'm out? Stirring up more drama here would be one of those things people think about years later all like "hmmm maybe I didn't take that breakup as well as I possibly could have... oh well gently caress that guy anyway lol" It'd be better for all involved if she didn't do it but people do poo poo like this all the time because breakups make you crazy so gently caress it why not
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MenschMaschine posted:I (26f) just took a call from my ex-BF's (27m) mom (60s?) both blaming me for breaking up and begging me to take him back. Do I go utterly nuclear with this with our social circle or do I thank my lucky stars I'm out? Lmao damng
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Yeah I forgot to mention that dude's mom is still a loving lunatic and it's no wonder he apparently grew up into Buster Bluth
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Lol obviously tell everyone you know. Come on. Scorched earth.
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But like Buster, you can still get laid if you join army
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Smirking_Serpent posted:I [24/M] discovered a stack of love letters to imprisoned murderers, belonging to my girlfriend [31/F] that I moved overseas to be with - along with a knife and positive pregnancy test. "What are the worst items you could possibly find that your new girlfriend keeping hidden in your house?"
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I [20M] told my parents [50s] about my sister's [18F] promiscuity and now she is grounded? quote:My family is from a South Asian background so the culture is quite strict when it comes to things like dating and sex. My parents were actually born and raised in India so there's no way they would be as forgiving towards pre-marital sex. I live in the UK so legal drinking is at age 18.
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Dunning Krugerrand posted:I [20M] told my parents [50s] about my sister's [18F] promiscuity and now she is grounded? Lol, gently caress off nerd.
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Dunning Krugerrand posted:I [20M] told my parents [50s] about my sister's [18F] promiscuity and now she is grounded? All seems like pretty deeply ingrained Indian misogyny to me. Shitstain brother got involved 'because of the money,' either out of jealousy or because he shares the same deep-seated and warped beliefs that the FOB parents have.
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Dunning Krugerrand posted:I [20M] told my parents [50s] about my sister's [18F] promiscuity and now she is grounded? A no-win situation if you're a massive dork maybe.
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