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There's no way people jerk it to this. I'm not buying it.
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# ? Jun 8, 2018 13:38 |
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Shiki Dan posted:
My theory is that these guys (or this singular guy who adamantly claims to be multiple people) were like really into Ren & Stimpy as kids
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# ? Jun 8, 2018 13:40 |
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loquacius posted:My theory is that these guys (or this singular guy who adamantly claims to be multiple people) were like really into Ren & Stimpy as kids I've always been really revolted by that animation style. Just, uh, for the record.
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# ? Jun 8, 2018 13:43 |
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This reminds me of being a kid and trying to jack it to a workout show before a commercial break or whatever. It’s like you had other options but there was some fun in the challenge.
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# ? Jun 8, 2018 14:56 |
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quote:Since someone just sent in a completely bullshit "badawwws martial arts assassin" story, I'm sending in a real story. Just a warning, though: there is nothing exciting or funny about this, and some details have been changed for privacy. Yeah, army officers are not used to being told "no" which is part of both your specific problem and the problem you were trying to alleviate I dunno if I were you I'd have just kept teaching the class and refusing to let the fuckwit in. What could the officer have done to you for pissing him off, really? He's not your boss and he can't have you court-martialled or make you clean a bathroom with a toothbrush. He's out of options at that point. quote:So my confession is that I get off on reading *true* accounts of rape/murder. Well, get off isn't the right word, I get excited reading about serial killers, spree killers, etc. Picture it like watching a really good action movie. The day after the Las Vegas shooting I was in glee, the day long slow drip of gore pics and accounts and videos was just wonderful. But it's not sexual, I don't like, JO to dead bodies. This is as lame as the puppetmaster but like several orders of magnitude creepier If you read the r/r thread you know what my stance is on Weird Kinks: it's fine as long as you're mindful that it's Just A Game. Reading fictional stories is one thing, but loving with actual rape victims is another entirely. You've stopped thinking of your fun as a game, and it's hurting people. See thread title please.
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# ? Jun 8, 2018 18:57 |
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In before the finger pointing about who this gem is
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# ? Jun 8, 2018 19:22 |
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Lieutenants of any service are usually the most worthless shitbirds. rapegoon.
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# ? Jun 8, 2018 19:55 |
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Oh man, it would have been great for you to not have posted that OP. Would have been just dandy if I didn't have to read that vile dog crap.
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# ? Jun 8, 2018 21:22 |
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I'm not gonna stop posting content from horrible people because then I'd have no content Should I start putting in content warnings maybe, this sounds sarcastic but I'm actually asking
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# ? Jun 8, 2018 21:27 |
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nah pal you are doing fine, its interesting to see what warped poo poo folks dally their brains in. e: that being said if any folks find that poo poo utterly unbearable (hell some stuff i just nope over myself) feel free to overrule me
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# ? Jun 8, 2018 21:28 |
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loquacius posted:I'm not gonna stop posting content from horrible people because then I'd have no content Yeah post ‘this confession is from an absolute shitstain so skip it’
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# ? Jun 8, 2018 21:36 |
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The first fesher should have just made that guy the practice dummy for self defense education but without the padding. He's in the military, he should be able to handle it.
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# ? Jun 8, 2018 21:43 |
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just lol at officers handling a beating well
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# ? Jun 8, 2018 21:46 |
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Just keep posting whatever comes in.
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# ? Jun 8, 2018 21:48 |
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dropped the ball at "I am extremely intelligent" imo
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# ? Jun 8, 2018 22:04 |
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Imo feel free to skip the ones trying super hard to be edgy.
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# ? Jun 8, 2018 22:08 |
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yeah I eat rear end posted:I definitely remember one with a similar premise, but the fesher actually got robbed but I could be remembering wrong. This one is jonpop I'm almost positive, dude was always telling stories about seeing prostitutes and deep self-loathing. I recognize that particular brand of disgusting
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# ? Jun 8, 2018 22:16 |
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my therapist keeps asking me to take off my shirt and then she gives me a back rub
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# ? Jun 8, 2018 23:11 |
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I've never been to a masseuse.
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# ? Jun 8, 2018 23:32 |
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that deep tissue massage poo poo that takes 3 sessions before it stops hurting is tops yo. then you like can go a year without muscle pain.
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# ? Jun 8, 2018 23:34 |
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One of my clients keeps offering me massages. Maybe I'll take her up on it sometime. I just think it would be weird. I've never had a massage that wasn't from a girlfriend.
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# ? Jun 8, 2018 23:36 |
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is it a massage business?
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# ? Jun 8, 2018 23:40 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:One of my clients keeps offering me massages. Maybe I'll take her up on it sometime. I just think it would be weird. I've never had a massage that wasn't from a girlfriend. Just do not roll over. Don't make it weird.
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# ? Jun 8, 2018 23:45 |
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She's a pet groomer.
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# ? Jun 8, 2018 23:45 |
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can she make you do that leg thing that dogs do?
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# ? Jun 8, 2018 23:49 |
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i might be down for that
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# ? Jun 8, 2018 23:49 |
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sneakyfrog posted:is it a massage business? Yeah, she owns a couple of massage parlors and is starting a mobile massage van that companies can hire out for the day. I think Phoebe from Friends had that idea back in the 90's as a joke, but she's doing pretty well with it.
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# ? Jun 9, 2018 00:32 |
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might be legit then, but then again she might want the big D
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# ? Jun 9, 2018 00:37 |
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gotta feel that poo poo out yo
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# ? Jun 9, 2018 00:38 |
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quote:Today would have been my 5 year anniversary. Instead? I’m living in squalor, all because of my own mistakes, and I’m all alone. Honestly I'd try to find some kinky people and learn to tolerate a little baggage because you've got some of it yourself But not yet really, you've got some working on yourself to do. I wouldn't try dating seriously until you're past the point where you're drunk-tweeting your ex. (nb: I don't actually think this fesh was anything more than a vehicle for a description of the Phantom Couch Sex Machine, just responding earnestly out of habit mostly) quote:I’m a professional thief, possibly the most prolific one in the United States today. I'd read this book Thread book rec: The Lies Of Locke Lamora
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# ? Jun 9, 2018 17:08 |
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Thief fesh had heart... but Phantom Couch Sex Machine had a Phantom Couch Sex Machine.
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# ? Jun 9, 2018 17:37 |
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loquacius posted:
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# ? Jun 9, 2018 17:51 |
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loquacius posted:bad social skills or hygiene or with some major baggage. loquacius posted:I'd read this book Splicer fucked around with this message at 18:12 on Jun 9, 2018 |
# ? Jun 9, 2018 18:10 |
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Thief goon: Are you recruting a gunslinger, a samurai that can cut through anything and a femfatale (that half of the time betrays you but is easily forgiven) for a team stealing the Pope's hat?
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# ? Jun 9, 2018 18:15 |
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loquacius posted:Honestly I'd try to find some kinky people and learn to tolerate a little baggage because you've got some of it yourself So... tell me more about this machine. I've got a wad of cash burning a hole in my pocket and I'm pretty handy with power tools.
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# ? Jun 9, 2018 18:17 |
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Why would you want to steal something as lame as the pope's hat? At least have some ambition and steal something that's actually valuable like the crown jewels.
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# ? Jun 9, 2018 18:18 |
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You would think that it's the point that it's not valuable Also current pope's the kinda guy who would forgive you You should do it thief goon
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# ? Jun 9, 2018 23:09 |
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bob dobbs is dead posted:You would think that it's the point that it's not valuable well yeah but I doubt the pope's hat is very secure. I mean that guy in eurotrip just had to wander off from a tour to get it and set it on fire. If you're going for low value targets at least go for highly secured ones. He's the most prolific thief in the country, i'm sure he can handle something more high profile.
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# ? Jun 9, 2018 23:16 |
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steal the declaration of independence and put a dickbutt on it
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# ? Jun 9, 2018 23:55 |
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# ? May 25, 2024 13:49 |
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yeah I eat rear end posted:Why would you want to steal something as lame as the pope's hat? At least have some ambition and steal something that's actually valuable like the crown jewels. extremely powerful magic object
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