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andrew smash
Jun 26, 2006

smooth soul

Dr. VooDoo posted:

It’s either that or some poor person who tried to cross the border and died from exposure. In which case the Qultists have just helped shown why Trump’s immigration stances are vile and inhumane because they lead to grueling deaths

It’s almost certainly this. I’m a pathologist and live in the Southwest, people find bones in the desert all the loving time because they last forever in this climate. Usually once the cops show up they turn out to be dog ribs or something but actually finding human bones is relatively common and most of them once identified are found to be hikers who went missing, people from rural areas who were last seen drunk and wandering off years before, etc.

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paternity suitor
Aug 2, 2016

Even as Pizzagate type poo poo becomes more mainstream, which horrifies me, the idea that so many people believe a crazy conspiracy theory seems crazy in and of itself to those who aren't aware.

What I mean is, I tried to explain Pizzagate, QAnon, crisis actors ala Parkland and Sandy Hook, Alex Jones and this whole Deep State deal to my roommate, who is a generally uninformed girl in her 20's. She watches the Bachelorette, and one of the contestants, who seems like a normal redneck type of guy, was found to have liked a bunch of MAGA poo poo on Instagram including a Parkland crisis actor picture feature David Hogg.

To someone like her, from 5000 feet away, it means "he's a Trumpy guy, yuk", which is not great, but when you're talking about a picture claiming that David Hogg is an actor, it's actually way loving crazier than just liking our big dipshit old racist President. So I tried to explain what the Parkland picture actually meant. He's liking a picture that claims a victim of a school shooting is an actor. He's saying this mass shooting that is all over the news is a hoax. And likely Sandy Hook too. And so I'm explaining this whole scene to her, this world of insane ideas, and the thing is it's so crazy I can tell that she doesn't really believe there are THAT many people who believe it. To her Roseanne got fired for a racist tweet. So I tried to explain QAnon and how Roseanne has been peddling that poo poo for a while now, so it's somehow actually WORSE than racist. It's literally insane.

It's so insane that it's hard for someone to absorb though. The idea that you're walking around in your day to day life surrounded by a not insignificant amount of people who actually believe that Hillary Clinton is sacrificing children and running pedophile rings and worshipping satan, is almost harder to believe than the loving conspiracy itself.

Son of Man
Jan 29, 2003

by Azathoth

this doesn't look like anything to me

Feinne
Oct 9, 2007

When you fall, get right back up again.

paternity suitor posted:

Even as Pizzagate type poo poo becomes more mainstream, which horrifies me, the idea that so many people believe a crazy conspiracy theory seems crazy in and of itself to those who aren't aware.

What I mean is, I tried to explain Pizzagate, QAnon, crisis actors ala Parkland and Sandy Hook, Alex Jones and this whole Deep State deal to my roommate, who is a generally uninformed girl in her 20's. She watches the Bachelorette, and one of the contestants, who seems like a normal redneck type of guy, was found to have liked a bunch of MAGA poo poo on Instagram including a Parkland crisis actor picture feature David Hogg.

To someone like her, from 5000 feet away, it means "he's a Trumpy guy, yuk", which is not great, but when you're talking about a picture claiming that David Hogg is an actor, it's actually way loving crazier than just liking our big dipshit old racist President. So I tried to explain what the Parkland picture actually meant. He's liking a picture that claims a victim of a school shooting is an actor. He's saying this mass shooting that is all over the news is a hoax. And likely Sandy Hook too. And so I'm explaining this whole scene to her, this world of insane ideas, and the thing is it's so crazy I can tell that she doesn't really believe there are THAT many people who believe it. To her Roseanne got fired for a racist tweet. So I tried to explain QAnon and how Roseanne has been peddling that poo poo for a while now, so it's somehow actually WORSE than racist. It's literally insane.

It's so insane that it's hard for someone to absorb though. The idea that you're walking around in your day to day life surrounded by a not insignificant amount of people who actually believe that Hillary Clinton is sacrificing children and running pedophile rings and worshipping satan, is almost harder to believe than the loving conspiracy itself.

I mean when your brain is functioning correctly you don't "see" the connections these people do, so even when it's explained you correctly dismiss it as madness and have trouble understanding how anyone could believe something like that. And the extent of mental illness in the world is depressing enough that people don't really want to think about or believe it.

Lote
Aug 5, 2001

Place your bets
They’re gonna get No Country for Old Men’d accidentally and disappear off the face of the earth. Then the Qultists will gently caress the investigation up by telling the police that the first suspect is Hillary Clinton.

paternity suitor
Aug 2, 2016

Feinne posted:

I mean when your brain is functioning correctly you don't "see" the connections these people do, so even when it's explained you correctly dismiss it as madness and have trouble understanding how anyone could believe something like that. And the extent of mental illness in the world is depressing enough that people don't really want to think about or believe it.

It’s just discouraging how hard it is to shine light on any of this, because it’s so crazy, it’s not even believable to conceive that people actually believe it. I’m reminded of the time I tried to explain Alex Jones to a Norwegian. I might as well have been trying to explain that there is a community of millions of people that believe dogs are actually cats. He just looked at me in a bemused manner as if I was crazy for thinking millions of people thought dogs are a type of cat. It’s all so crazy it makes you sound crazy to acknowledge it’s existence.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

KiteAuraan posted:

LOL looks like they found an actual smuggler watch point on a hill. They are gonna get loving killed.

Edit: Facebook supporters are saying that the Civano community logo, which features a stylized "a" that looks like a triangular scroll is a pedophile symbol. It's not, it's a design derived from local Hohokam ceramics produced from CE 650-1450. We really gotta teach people better in this loving state.

They love to claim innocent symbols are occult of pedophile symbols. Like you see a lot of "this means boy lover and this means girl lover!" but those symbols are only found in those kinds of posts, so likes, what?

TapTheForwardAssist
Apr 9, 2007

Pretty Little Lyres

BravestOfTheLamps posted:

Eagerly waiting to hear how reservations are in on it.

They're way ahead of you; it's already established Qcanon (or whoever you combing "Q" and "canon") that the Rez is exploiting its proximity to the border and using their sneaky Indian guide tracking way to funnel drugs and sex-slaves through to the US. It's more explicit on 4chan where they're all trying to out-racist each other ("red beaners") but on r/GA they just stick to saying that the Rez is in on it.


In other Q news, they're really busy today trying to tie the Anthony Bourdain suicide to the Kate Spade suicide to the suicide of the sister of the queen of the Netherlands. They're scouring Bourdains' Twitter to find any evidence either that he's a pedo and used secret terms like "pizza" or used "pedo symbols" in images, or for tweets where he's dissed Hillary or something and thus been marked for death.

Again, it's vital for the "just world fairy tale" that the reason for Bourdain's suicide be publicly discernible through his Twitter, because like a good mystery novel, it wouldn't be "fair" if the only way to solve the mystery wasn't publicly accessible. Because everyone who's going to kill themselves will make sure to leave a trail of clues on Twitter.

EDIT: they can't tell if Bourdain is dead because he was a good guy or a bad guy yet.

quote:

I think it was retaliation for Asia Argento Cannes Film Festival speech . She called out Weinstein for raping her when she was 21 at the festival , to an audience of Hollywood people . Bourdain supported her on his social media quite heavily , even calling out other sexual predators. He was a good man , i have my doubts on suicide being the cause of death ... ( Weinstein )


quote:

Bourdain worked for CNN. CNN is based in Atlanta. Atlanta had a huge child trafficking bust yesterday.

Coincidence? Those who yell the loudest have the most to hide...

TapTheForwardAssist fucked around with this message at 19:05 on Jun 8, 2018

TapTheForwardAssist
Apr 9, 2007

Pretty Little Lyres
The thread on the Anthony Bourdain suicide cites the news from CNN.

r/GA has a fricking 'bot to come in automatically and say this:

quote:

Content from cnn.com is sometimes unreliable. Discernment is advised.

There is no ironicat of sufficient size.

TapTheForwardAssist fucked around with this message at 19:06 on Jun 8, 2018

TapTheForwardAssist
Apr 9, 2007

Pretty Little Lyres
More Bourdain suicide theories:

quote:

He was also well known for being adventurous in regards to what was considered food or not (pedovore). This gives me some pause, having seen many of his shows.

When you add the drug piece to it, and the people that he hung out with, the idea of him being into adrenochrome isn’t a stretch unfortunately


As a 1990s Seattleite, I'm digging the old-school here:

quote:

Easiest to off a junkie, just ask Courtney Love

quote:

He was relentless in his criticism of Weinstein, and more recently Clinton for her relationship with Harvey.

He was friends with Obama.......


Nothing gets past this guy:

quote:

Wasn't a theme of his show eating weird foods?

quote:

THIS. AB traveled the world to sample "weird foods". Me thinks he was sampling a bit more than that........


quote:

and Guy Fieri and Jimmy Alefantis.

And why do Ben and Jerrys use Colbert and Kimmel to sell their all natural ice cream?

Anderson Cooper and him dined on TV talking about meat in Argentina. At one point in the video Bourdain mentions "clowns" and "nurses shoes" as things he is afraid of and Cooper has this odd look in his eye on the word "clown" and he looks right at the camera for a split second.

https://imgur.com/a/KVTNF1l

very odd.

Feinne
Oct 9, 2007

When you fall, get right back up again.
It's really amazing that people can be so convinced that this world has meaning and makes sense so everything that happens must have some tie to the overarching 'plot' of things and equally take no comfort in that. They huddle together in the dying light trying desperately to convince each other that the monsters they imagine swirl around them in the darkness will be defeated by some imaginary hero and every morning when they wake and they remain undevoured they take that as evidence that surely that hero did come and protect them as they slept because their entire sense of self is tied up in the idea that monsters are going to consume them at any second.

TapTheForwardAssist
Apr 9, 2007

Pretty Little Lyres
r/GA moda are getting annoyed at all the Tucson content as too tangential, so asking folks to take it to the new r/Veterans_On_Patrol_V1 instead.

Not everyone agrees:

quote:

Oh gee, it looks like the effort to censor the Tuscon event is in full swing now. I just watched a procession of obvious shills pass through whining about the topic and saying it's not Q related so i can't see any coincidences here.

Luigi's Discount Porn Bin
Jul 19, 2000


Oven Wrangler
It is AWFULLY STRANGE how many celebrities die from suicide, drug overdoses, or car accidents. Sometimes multiple celebrities in the same week! HMMM!

My favourite so far is /GA/ making GBS threads themselves over this tweet by Bourdain, who by the way said he'd probably poison Trump if he got the chance to cook for him-



Sure he was just arguing with some whatabouting trump supporter, but it was too much - he had to be silenced. Like a month later.

Luigi's Discount Porn Bin fucked around with this message at 20:17 on Jun 8, 2018

Luigi's Discount Porn Bin
Jul 19, 2000


Oven Wrangler
Also, to their credit, /r/conspiracy has been absolutely dunking on the Tucson stuff. Have the Q*berts gone so bonkers that they made /r/conspiracy swing left again?

Neo_Crimson
Aug 15, 2011

"Is that your final dandy?"

Luigi's Discount Porn Bin posted:

Also, to their credit, /r/conspiracy has been absolutely dunking on the Tucson stuff. Have the Q*berts gone so bonkers that they made /r/conspiracy swing left again?

lol no /r/conspiracy is all about the (((globalists))) and Holocaust denialism not pedophile satan cults.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Neo_Crimson posted:

lol no /r/conspiracy is all about the (((globalists))) and Holocaust denialism not pedophile satan cults.

"I may have pulled out the fillings in my teeth and wear tinfoil to keep the CIA out of my brain, but at least I know Pizzagate wasn't real."

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Neo_Crimson posted:

lol no /r/conspiracy is all about the (((globalists))) and Holocaust denialism not pedophile satan cults.

It's slightly less so full RaHoWa in the last few months and closer to its pre-escalator bent as I think there was a partial purge on the donald mods.

Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

TapTheForwardAssist posted:

They're way ahead of you; it's already established Qcanon (or whoever you combing "Q" and "canon") that the Rez is exploiting its proximity to the border and using their sneaky Indian guide tracking way to funnel drugs and sex-slaves through to the US. It's more explicit on 4chan where they're all trying to out-racist each other ("red beaners") but on r/GA they just stick to saying that the Rez is in on it.


In other Q news, they're really busy today trying to tie the Anthony Bourdain suicide to the Kate Spade suicide to the suicide of the sister of the queen of the Netherlands. They're scouring Bourdains' Twitter to find any evidence either that he's a pedo and used secret terms like "pizza" or used "pedo symbols" in images, or for tweets where he's dissed Hillary or something and thus been marked for death.

Again, it's vital for the "just world fairy tale" that the reason for Bourdain's suicide be publicly discernible through his Twitter, because like a good mystery novel, it wouldn't be "fair" if the only way to solve the mystery wasn't publicly accessible. Because everyone who's going to kill themselves will make sure to leave a trail of clues on Twitter.

EDIT: they can't tell if Bourdain is dead because he was a good guy or a bad guy yet.

No "RESERVATIONS".
indian RESERVATION. Sioux. Tonto. Toronto.Canadian syrup, dipping sauce. Adrenal glands.
harvested ADRENAL glands. GLANDS. GLAAD. Pride Month. Pride of Lions.
homosexual child predators are hunting innocent children and harvesting their adrenal glands.
Promise Made Promises Kept
QQ

Ayin
Jan 6, 2010

Have a great day.

Relevant Tangent posted:

If the Satanic panic happened now (and I'd argue that we're heading in that direction)
Good news!

quote:

Another Atomwaffen-affiliated person created a Gab account aimed at “exposing” the group’s satanic ties, and started leaking Atomwaffen chat logs, alongside Harry Potter memes. That person linked to audio of a call, purportedly between Atomwaffen members arguing about satanism.

“In your opinion, Satanism contradicts the ideals of national socialism, right?” one Atomwaffen member asked another during the debate.“Yeah,” the second man answered.

“Okay, I’m not gonna try to get mad and say you’re a fuckin idiot,” the first said. “Like, I want to know legitimately what part of it contradicts the ideals of national socialism.”

“Uh, every part. I’ve literally read both those books. Nothing in it stood out to me as—”

“Have you read the Satanic Principles?” the first Atomwaffen member interrupted. “The loving baseline ideas of what Satanism stands for? You cannot honestly read that and tell me it reflects none of what national socialism teaches.”

:eng99:

Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗
say what you want about the tenets of Satanic National Socialism, dude, at least it's an ethos

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

I like that you can keep track of each cycle of compaction based on how granular the subreddit is.

McGlockenshire
Dec 16, 2005

GOLLOCKS!
TMoR has created a huge compilation of qultists lamenting that their families don't want to talk to them now. It's worth a chuckle / cry / :stare: / :stonk: / :magical:

TapTheForwardAssist
Apr 9, 2007

Pretty Little Lyres
I'm the guy who's been bugging his loved ones about the JFK assassination since 1991.

TapTheForwardAssist
Apr 9, 2007

Pretty Little Lyres
The Qult is busy designing a Q missionary pamphlet to hand out.

Top line goes to r/TMoR

quote:

Now I'm imagining Qhovah Witnesses....

TapTheForwardAssist
Apr 9, 2007

Pretty Little Lyres
Hamilton Dashboard, which tracks activity by known Russian trolls/bots says that currently #qanon is the fifth-most popular hashtag in that set (#maga being the top).

https://dashboard.securingdemocracy.org

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit
It's weird how this thread used to get one, perhaps two posts a day. This week we've had like 50-60 posts per day. Clearly the Q message is reaching the masses!

Cactus
Jun 24, 2006


This is too funny

quote:

Try it! Today I went to McMurty Ice Rink (PUBLIC property in Bakersfield CALIFORNIA (the state of TREASON) and spoke with LOTS of average AMERICAN families about Q drops. Many were willing to hear me out and I think I got a lot of people worried today, most people stopped what they were doing and got in their cars and WENT TO INVESTIGATE themselves! I think I made some serious progress today before I was ILLEGALLY removed from the property by the commie gestapo that is the Bakersfield Police Dept!

"I started talking to people, they all got in their cars and drove away from me, and then the police came and carted me off! Success!"

Feinne
Oct 9, 2007

When you fall, get right back up again.

quote:

The Q phenomenon is ruining my life! I wake up several times at night to see if there are new Q posts or decoding. Most of my thoughts are about everything I've learned and wondering what's going to happen. I'm constantly checking here for updates during my freetime. I'll read updates even while I'm driving. I'm always anxious about when the SHTF finally. I've given up watching movies and reading books. My family is getting annoyed at me. Help! Am I alone?

You are schizophrenic seek help.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Cactus posted:

This is too funny


"I started talking to people, they all got in their cars and drove away from me, and then the police came and carted me off! Success!"

That man absolutely is not in tune with the political atmosphere of Bakersfield CA.

TapTheForwardAssist
Apr 9, 2007

Pretty Little Lyres
Trump vaguely supports rescinding the federal ban on marijuana:

quote:

digital_refugeePromises made. Promises kept. - Q • 7h

Cannabis is relevant to MK-Ultra because it can spontaneously deprogram mind-control

Paladin
Nov 26, 2004
You lost today, kid. But that doesn't mean you have to like it.


Did they just cite a plot point from Cabin in the Woods as established medical fact?

Fulchrum
Apr 16, 2013

by R. Guyovich
And even then, that was just the stoner guy using his own weed instead of the government agencies poo poo that was supposed to drop his IQ by 40 points. I don't think I've ever heard even the most baked people say weed undoes brainwashing.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to
Only for white people, for black people is gives them Hulk like negro strength.

Dr. VooDoo
May 4, 2006



One interesting thing is the running thread of an almost narcissistic nature running through all these posts. Everyone of their family/friends is dumb and stupid but once THE PLAN happens they’ll be looked up to rightfully, finally, as the true geniuses and hero’s, and in the case of one post :psyduck:, masters they’ve been all this time

I feel really bad for the young children of these people who aren’t old enough to escape them

quote:

Completely surrounded, no one really believes me, children's movies and songs keep getting turned off and starts family arguments, but it is so loud and in your face, it is upsetting to watch my kids energy being sucked away by the tv. The luciferian type of references in the diary of a wimpy kid movie are very blatant. Patience is necessary.

Imagine you or your parents getting into a fight because one of your parents think Satan is sucking your life energy out via Diary of a Wimpy Kid movies

Dr. VooDoo fucked around with this message at 05:16 on Jun 9, 2018

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

twistedmentat posted:

Only for white people, for black people is gives them Hulk like negro strength.

I’m reading the James Bond novels and Bond blames marijuana for one of Le Chiffre’s thugs seeming like a Lennie-esque dull-witted murderer. Moonraker compares it to the contemporary meth epidemic in Japan by saying that you get addicted from the first hit.

Fulchrum
Apr 16, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Dr. VooDoo posted:


Imagine you or your parents getting into a fight because one of your parents think Satan is sucking your life energy out via Diary of a Wimpy Kid movies
In fairness, anyone who watched The Long Haul can tell you that movie literally does suck your soul away.


chitoryu12 posted:

I’m reading the James Bond novels and Bond blames marijuana for one of Le Chiffre’s thugs seeming like a Lennie-esque dull-witted murderer. Moonraker compares it to the contemporary meth epidemic in Japan by saying that you get addicted from the first hit.

You mean the series that included a story about all the black people in North America in on a conspiracy to get the white man hooked on heroin through their devil music funerals, voodoo, pimp mobiles and soul food, has a hosed up view of drugs?

Also, was Bond drunk when he said this?

Reclines Obesily
Jul 24, 2000



Hey Moona!
Slippery Tilde
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAVuAvkE6bM

https://twitter.com/senyorreporter/status/1005311687140958209

fed! fed! fed!

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Fulchrum posted:

You mean the series that included a story about all the black people in North America in on a conspiracy to get the white man hooked on heroin through their devil music funerals, voodoo, pimp mobiles and soul food, has a hosed up view of drugs?

Also, was Bond drunk when he said this?

Bond makes pretty heavy use of Benzedrine and mixes it with alcohol, and in one mission he's estimated to have consumed about 13 ounces of ethanol in a single day, but drinking seems to have absolutely no effect on his competency. He never once displays a single sign of drunkenness even after consuming half a pint of Jack Daniels.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Fulchrum posted:



You mean the series that included a story about all the black people in North America in on a conspiracy to get the white man hooked on heroin through their devil music funerals, voodoo, pimp mobiles and soul food, has a hosed up view of drugs?

Also, was Bond drunk when he said this?

I though the book was less heroin and more stolen pirate gold

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sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Dr. VooDoo posted:

One interesting thing is the running thread of an almost narcissistic nature running through all these posts. Everyone of their family/friends is dumb and stupid but once THE PLAN happens they’ll be looked up to rightfully, finally, as the true geniuses and hero’s, and in the case of one post :psyduck:, masters they’ve been all this time

I feel really bad for the young children of these people who aren’t old enough to escape them


Imagine you or your parents getting into a fight because one of your parents think Satan is sucking your life energy out via Diary of a Wimpy Kid movies

this is what conspiracy theorists always talk like though. The entire thing is rooted in feelings of powerlessness and inferiority, so of course the end game would be 'all those ASSHOLES who said I was DUMB beg for forgiveness...'

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