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I mean, sometimes people are just blunt and that's fine, but being blunt doesn't excuse you from caring about other people's feelings.
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I don't understand why being at pride is supposed to make somebody who doesn't like PDA, all of a sudden like PDA. I mean, you two aren't compatible and should break up and you can find someone to act like a teenager with but trying to make it like you've got the moral high ground because you're out-lesbianing her seems like gatekeeping.
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Jun 12, 2018 01:04
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I'm the legendary super lesbian
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Haifisch posted:My Wife [F 20s] is Upset That I [M 20s] Am Never In the Mood for Sex, But She Won't Put Herself Together This made me physically ill to think about. I just baked cookies and now when I eat them it will be to cover the flavor I can't stop imagining. Like old eraser shavings mixed with vinegar and piss. Smelly dude balls are like old, old potatoes mixed with fish.
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Jun 12, 2018 01:05
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Ghost Leviathan posted:I'm the legendary super lesbian I defer to your judgement then obviously
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Jun 12, 2018 01:11
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Ghost Leviathan posted:I'm the legendary super lesbian Brally isn't canon
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Ghost Leviathan posted:I'm the legendary super lesbian I'll have the soup.
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tactlessbastard posted:I don't understand why being at pride is supposed to make somebody who doesn't like PDA, all of a sudden like PDA. I mean, you two aren't compatible and should break up and you can find someone to act like a teenager with but trying to make it like you've got the moral high ground because you're out-lesbianing her seems like gatekeeping. Obviously there's people who just don't like PDA at all while still being affectionate in private, and that's decently likely with OP's girlfriend if she's very affectionate at home and is out as a lesbian publically, just not willing to hold hands or kiss in public. Given the kind of stuff gay people face I don't think it's unreasonable for OP to wonder if internalized homophobia or past bad experiences factor into it, but I also feel like if that isn't the case it must feel pretty lovely to have your partner constantly questioning if you're ashamed of her because of a thing you were clear about from the start.
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LadyPictureShow posted:We have this old recipe box at my dad’s place and the chocolate chip cookie recipe card was all beat up and dog eared, and in my grandmother’s handwriting. My mother seemed utterly betrayed when one of us pointed out ‘that’s the same recipe on the chocolate chip bag, but without walnuts’. I have terrible news about the coleslaw recipe too.
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Jun 12, 2018 01:27
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It's like the $500 "stolen" Neiman Marcus cookie recipe. They're pretty loving delicious cookies though. 
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Jun 12, 2018 01:51
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I just refuse to acknowledge a chocolate chip cookie recipe that doesn't involve ground oatmeal. Keeps em moist for days. I don't even think it's possible to get hard cookies doing that. Also you need to grate half a chocolate bar into the dough.
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Jun 12, 2018 02:36
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A friend of mine told me he'd been feeling depressed lately, so I went into the city early before work to buy him some fancy Kitkats from the Kitkat shop there. I thought it was a decent compromise between doing something nice but not over the top. When I tried to give them too him he refused them because he 'felt bad' that I'd gone to 'so much trouble'. I'm still not sure if I'm the weird one in this anecdote or not.
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Jun 12, 2018 02:57
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If your cookies last for days, you need a better recipe.
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Jun 12, 2018 02:58
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And last I checked, Paul Dini was married to almost literally Zatanna, so.
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Jun 12, 2018 03:04
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HazCat posted:A friend of mine told me he'd been feeling depressed lately, so I went into the city early before work to buy him some fancy Kitkats from the Kitkat shop there. I thought it was a decent compromise between doing something nice but not over the top. When I tried to give them too him he refused them because he 'felt bad' that I'd gone to 'so much trouble'.
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Jun 12, 2018 03:08
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HazCat posted:A friend of mine told me he'd been feeling depressed lately, so I went into the city early before work to buy him some fancy Kitkats from the Kitkat shop there. I thought it was a decent compromise between doing something nice but not over the top. When I tried to give them too him he refused them because he 'felt bad' that I'd gone to 'so much trouble'. Yo go check on your friend tomorrow. Go physically over and talk to them face to face. Sometimes people are in a bad place and don’t believe they deserve happiness.
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Jun 12, 2018 03:11
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Barudak posted:I have terrible news about the coleslaw recipe too. Hahaha, as if my family served a vegetable other than broccoli, corn on the cob, or iceberg lettuce doused in salad dressing. Cabbage?! Get the gently caress out of here with that poo poo.
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Ghost Leviathan posted:And last I checked, Paul Dini was married to almost literally Zatanna, so. 
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Jun 12, 2018 03:31
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I [23F] just got dumped by my ex [21M] because I am not "academically and professionally competent" or his equalquote:He is a super genius at MIT and I have been recovering from depression and regret that I did not work as hard in college or study the right thing. He says I will never understand him intellectually. I gave him everything, took care of him, gave him everything I had, and he just took took took. He even put me down and treated me poorly, but I was hoping that he would improve over time. Towards the end of the relationship he did improve, and now that he is sobering up, he has become a better person with a strong social network and great prospects for the future. I feel like his trash that he is taking out. He will go on to get a better, smarter, prettier girlfriend than me and he will treat her better, and I will just be his regret. I will be damaged from this relationship because I let someone treat me so poorly and I gave him way too much, it was not an equal relationship. And he said he was breaking up with me because it would always be an imbalanced relationship and he would always look down on me because he is superior academically, professionally, and intellectually. 
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Jun 12, 2018 03:58
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Monkey paw wishing to have a girlfriend that is also an engineer. Good luck dingus.
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HazCat posted:A friend of mine told me he'd been feeling depressed lately, so I went into the city early before work to buy him some fancy Kitkats from the Kitkat shop there. I thought it was a decent compromise between doing something nice but not over the top. When I tried to give them too him he refused them because he 'felt bad' that I'd gone to 'so much trouble'. i think it's  now if every day you skipped lunch to buy him a kit kat despite his protests and complained he's hurting you by rejecting the kit kats, that would be weird also this one was good - the guy originally said his ex was a 23/m and edited to clarify, but redditors are lemmings so a lot of the replies were HURR DURR YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS A GUY. I feel a need to note I made the editorial decision to correct the genders for readability and remove the clarification which distracted from the batshitness: My [26M] girlfriend [23F] told me she had sex with her ex as a jokeRelationships (self.relationships) quote:Today i was texting my girlfriend and out of the blue she told me that she had sex yesterday with her ex. Immediately she said she was joking, i told her it wasn't funny, then again she told me he fucks good. This is when i lost it and said gently caress it im done, im not taking this poo poo. again She said she was joking and that she loved seeing me get jealous, and stopped replying to her texts. She then called me and when i picked up, i yelled at her for the first time. I told her that wasnt funny and shouldnt be joking about that. She cried and said im overreacting and if i trusted her i wouldnt have reacted this way.
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dudeness posted:Monkey paw wishing to have a girlfriend that is also an engineer. Good luck dingus. I wonder if Blue Story is single
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VanSandman posted:Yo go check on your friend tomorrow. Go physically over and talk to them face to face. Sometimes people are in a bad place and don’t believe they deserve happiness. Yeah, this is  as gently caress.Caganer posted:also this one was good - the guy originally said his ex was a 23/m and edited to clarify, but redditors are lemmings so a lot of the replies were HURR DURR YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS A GUY. I feel a need to note I made the editorial decision to correct the genders for readability and remove the clarification which distracted from the batshitness: She had sex with her ex. It wasn't a joke. 
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HazCat posted:A friend of mine told me he'd been feeling depressed lately, so I went into the city early before work to buy him some fancy Kitkats from the Kitkat shop there. I thought it was a decent compromise between doing something nice but not over the top. When I tried to give them too him he refused them because he 'felt bad' that I'd gone to 'so much trouble'. It's a manipulation tactic, tell him you'll see him again when he's done being a victim.
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HazCat posted:A friend of mine told me he'd been feeling depressed lately, so I went into the city early before work to buy him some fancy Kitkats from the Kitkat shop there. I thought it was a decent compromise between doing something nice but not over the top. When I tried to give them too him he refused them because he 'felt bad' that I'd gone to 'so much trouble'. That’s dumb tell him to take the KitKats you got for him and stop being a depressed moran.
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Barudak posted:I worked with a woman whose husband told her point blank he only wanted sons and girls would be her problem and while she was 8 months pregnant he took a solo trip to scotland and captioned himself out there as “the happiest day of my life”. IIRC wasn't part of the "Orange is the New Black" S1 plotline that her friend's husband goes on like a kayaking trip or some poo poo while she's either pregnant or they're trying to get pregnant, then she gets pissed and fucks Piper's husband? Or am I mashing other plotlines together? I distinctly remember the husband running off to a foreign country to find himself on some recent show.
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Beachcomber posted:If your cookies last for days, you need a better recipe. Yeah what kind of goon doesn't eat two dozen cookies in one sitting?
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Jun 12, 2018 04:52
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A lede buried so deep you'd unearth t-rex skeletons alongside it. Brother and his wife catfished my husband quote:Hi. Casual Reddit user. Not up with the lingo. Will try my best. This will be long! 
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Jun 12, 2018 04:52
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"he would msg our SIL asking if she'd had a haircut" Never been a more clear cut case of attempted grooming, I say.
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Haifisch posted:A lede buried so deep you'd unearth t-rex skeletons alongside it. Why is she staying another seconds with this red flag golem? 
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gotta stay together for the kids you know
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Why is she staying another seconds with this red flag golem?
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Artist's conception of her husband: 
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Haifisch posted:I [23F] just got dumped by my ex [21M] because I am not "academically and professionally competent" or his equal What I took from that post is that the 23F is constantly telling 21M how horrible she is, how she constantly expects 21M to dump her, and all-around self-negging. 21M seems to be getting out of a poo poo place in their own life and come to the realization that 23F's vibe isn't a good fit for their recovery
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Jun 12, 2018 05:33
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dudeness posted:"he would msg our SIL asking if she'd had a haircut"
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dudeness posted:"he would msg our SIL asking if she'd had a haircut" I know I shouldn't, but goddamn lmao
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The dividing line between plebe chocolate chip cookies and actual good ones is brown butter. Dont get me wrong, there are many elements that go into a great chocolate chip cookie. But if you arent even browning the butter its a sure fire sign that you are loving up.
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*Throwaway* My longtime partner pushed me to the ground, held me down and choked me. How do I proceed?quote:This is a throwaway, as the title leads, because my partner knowns my reddit username. This is also going to be general and non specific because I believe he follows this sub. How the gently caress do you think creating a new Reddit account on a sub you think your clearly deranged and possibly murderous partner frequents to ask what you should do is a higher priority than getting the gently caress away from this soon to be murder cabin in the middle of nowhere??
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