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Darkrenown posted:If you read the comments, they are in an isolated cabin in the woods and he took her keys. She is out phoneposting in the woods rather than calling the police. It's either fake to worry people or he is already wearing her skin. It’s probably some bullshit arg for the new scary game coming out at E3.
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# ? Jun 12, 2018 13:06 |
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My[23M] girlfriend[29M] won’t let me eat enchiladas.quote:I know the title sounds kinda funny but hear me out.
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# ? Jun 12, 2018 13:31 |
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La Brea Carpet posted:My[23M] girlfriend[29M] won’t let me eat enchiladas. this lady better come to the loving table if she's going to throw down an ultimatum about enchiladas
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# ? Jun 12, 2018 13:33 |
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La Brea Carpet posted:My[23M] girlfriend[29M] won’t let me eat enchiladas. He says "23M", but it reads like a teenager wrote it.
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# ? Jun 12, 2018 13:34 |
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[quote="La Brea Carpet" post="484990705"] My[23M] girlfriend[29M] won’t let me eat enchiladas. like, if my gf said I couldn't eat a dodgy servo pie or pound Carlton like a messy oval office, i would sever almost as hard as my previous housemates cut out new roomies who ate literally any meat other than kangaroo. ...I stayed because "gently caress yeah free Skippy means more pill money" was an acceptable answer" #Sydvegas
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# ? Jun 12, 2018 13:51 |
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This guy’s a dumbass, but the comments just go insane. [M30] My wife [F23] wants nothing to do with my sister [F27], how should I go about this? quote:So a few weeks ago, my wife[F23] and I [M30] had a really bad argument (like to the point that it was almost physical), anyway we were saying really nasty stuff mostly just insulting each other and then out of anger, I told her that she doesn't even come up to my sister's [F27] heals. quote:I just think my wife is jealous of my sister that's all. I was once admiring my sister's qualities and the words didn't come out right. I wanted to say my sister has commendable qualities but came out as ”if my sister wasn't my sister I would probably be with her" because of the good qualities she has. I know its incredibly stupid but that would never happen of course. I love my wife I have no idea how that argument swerved to the point of ‘you’re dogshit compared to my sister (who I’d totally gently caress)!’
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# ? Jun 12, 2018 13:56 |
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Yolo Swaggins Esq posted:[quote="La Brea Carpet" post="484990705"] lmao
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# ? Jun 12, 2018 13:57 |
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LadyPictureShow posted:This guy’s a dumbass, but the comments just go insane. I mean if you replace 'sister' with 'daughter' it's basically Trump, so...
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# ? Jun 12, 2018 14:01 |
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Me (35m), wife (32f), friends (29f/29m) and the mystery of the missing pillsRelationships (self.relationships)quote:Background Definitely the wife, IMO. Maybe the friend's boyfriend is taking them as well, but definitely the wife.
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# ? Jun 12, 2018 14:21 |
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Clark Nova posted:Me (35m), wife (32f), friends (29f/29m) and the mystery of the missing pillsRelationships (self.relationships) lock them up and see who gets pissy first. it will be the wife, who is stealing the addictive pills
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# ? Jun 12, 2018 14:24 |
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Clark Nova posted:Me (35m), wife (32f), friends (29f/29m) and the mystery of the missing pillsRelationships (self.relationships) Im not falling for this again, its going to be a previously unmentioned child
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# ? Jun 12, 2018 14:30 |
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boner confessor posted:lock them up and see who gets pissy first. it will be the wife, who is stealing the addictive pills Switch out the Adderall for fast-acting laxatives and see who starts uncontrollably making GBS threads first.
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# ? Jun 12, 2018 14:34 |
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^^^lol or this as long as you're not worried about some litigious fucker trying to sue you over "being poisoned" by this trap.boner confessor posted:lock them up and see who gets pissy first. it will be the wife, who is stealing the addictive pills
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# ? Jun 12, 2018 14:40 |
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Theophany posted:lmao This isn't even a joke post tho. Forgetting my aggressively ockerterian old housemates , an SO saying you can't eat this food because *otherworldly shrieking* is not a good time. Also meat pies are golden and I will fight you?
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# ? Jun 12, 2018 14:43 |
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Yeah, my first thought is the wife. The rational thing would be to agree it must be her friend or her friend's boyfriend, not that the husband was sleepwalking and flushed them. I want to know why this guy didn't think to maybe put them in a different spot or to lock them up. Honestly it's probably all three of them.
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# ? Jun 12, 2018 14:54 |
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La Brea Carpet posted:My[23M] girlfriend[29M] won’t let me eat enchiladas. She's racist. It's really common in South/Central America to be racist against Mexicans. Picture the kind of rhetoric people in the EU use to talk about Polish people. ("Hurr durr they're dumb and poor and their country's government is corrupt"). Clark Nova posted:Me (35m), wife (32f), friends (29f/29m) and the mystery of the missing pillsRelationships (self.relationships) Get a lockbox dumbass. Also IMHO I wouldn't jump so quickly to the wife. The whole "the friend's boyfriend uses our bathroom because it's a bad neighborhood" screams junkie excuse to me.
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# ? Jun 12, 2018 14:57 |
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boner confessor posted:lock them up and see who gets pissy first. it will be the wife, who is stealing the addictive pills Yeah, lock them up or move where you store them and you can figure this out really quickly.
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# ? Jun 12, 2018 14:58 |
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get a freaking camera for like $8 or like an off-season elf on the shelf
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# ? Jun 12, 2018 14:58 |
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Yolo Swaggins Esq posted:This isn't even a joke post tho. Forgetting my aggressively ockerterian old housemates , an SO saying you can't eat this food because *otherworldly shrieking* is not a good time. Ain't no loving way I'm getting in between a Bogan and his meat pie.
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# ? Jun 12, 2018 14:59 |
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Theophany posted:Switch out the Adderall for fast-acting laxatives and see who starts uncontrollably making GBS threads first. Reminds me of this one, sorry if this got posted when it was new: I left some volatile gummy bears on the desk now my co-worker wants to sue me (self.legaladvice) quote:This is in Michigan. I am originally from Germany and very unsure how the law works in the United States so bear with me.
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# ? Jun 12, 2018 14:59 |
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La Brea Carpet posted:My[23M] girlfriend[29M] won’t let me eat enchiladas. quote:[–]throwaway4enchiladas Dude might only eat enchiladas by the bucketful.
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# ? Jun 12, 2018 15:00 |
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Pick posted:get a freaking camera for like $8 Only problem is the pills are being stored in the bathroom by the sounds of it and spy camera + bathroom is a real fuckin bad idea right there.
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# ? Jun 12, 2018 15:00 |
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Theophany posted:Only problem is the pills are being stored in the bathroom by the sounds of it and spy camera + bathroom is a real fuckin bad idea right there. side hustle
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# ? Jun 12, 2018 15:00 |
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Caganer posted:Reminds me of this one, sorry if this got posted when it was new: The follow up to this was good because this person is so poo poo at explaining these are legal, normal gummies so you needed the update to figure out whats going on
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# ? Jun 12, 2018 15:01 |
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Barudak posted:The follow up to this was good because this person is so poo poo at explaining these are legal, normal gummies so you needed the update to figure out whats going on The LA Beast did a pretty good explainer video.
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# ? Jun 12, 2018 15:02 |
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Admiral Ray posted:Dude might only eat enchiladas by the bucketful. Ill be on the first float at the Enchilada Pride Parade
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# ? Jun 12, 2018 15:02 |
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Pick posted:side hustle "These aren't the piss tapes you're looking for"
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# ? Jun 12, 2018 15:04 |
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Barudak posted:Ill be on the first float at the Enchilada Pride Parade actually the cardiologists come in first at the enchilada pride parade
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# ? Jun 12, 2018 15:04 |
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Barudak posted:The follow up to this was good because this person is so poo poo at explaining these are legal, normal gummies so you needed the update to figure out whats going on Yeah, though personally I think this person played up the "super logical german" angle in a unique twist on "playing dumb". I mean, she put a bunch of gummies in a candy bowl she seems to insinuate sometimes also held non-assblast-inducing candy. It's a dick move to empty the bowl but I think she knew this person was a dick, predicting the dick moved, and did their own dick move - a double dick move! quote:We are still in Michigan. I had a ... I guess a fruitful conversation with HR yesterday.
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# ? Jun 12, 2018 15:08 |
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La Brea Carpet posted:My[23M] girlfriend[29M] won’t let me eat enchiladas. She's racist. It's really common in South/Central America to be racist against Mexicans. Picture the kind of rhetoric people in the EU use to talk about Polish people. ("Hurr durr they're dumb and poor and their country's government is corrupt").
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# ? Jun 12, 2018 15:11 |
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I like the update nonchalantly including that the OP also randomly shits their pants. Like, big woop I says to HR. We all shits in our britches every once in a whiles, mean gad, Im doin it now
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# ? Jun 12, 2018 15:14 |
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Barudak posted:I like the update nonchalantly including that the OP also randomly shits their pants. Like, big woop I says to HR. We all shits in our britches every once in a whiles, mean gad, Im doin it now I wonder which goon posted the story
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# ? Jun 12, 2018 15:15 |
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True story though, my pants had been, were and have been shat during the last couple days
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# ? Jun 12, 2018 15:18 |
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Theophany posted:Ain't no loving way I'm getting in between a Bogan and his meat pie. I am neither a he, or a Bogan. But I did secure my room at the aaliyah-vegan house after the kangaroo-eaters by doing lines off a gravestone then taking them all to an emo club so you would actually probs wanna go me And I guess it's obvious that I read this thread to feel better about my garbage self Yolo Swaggins Esq fucked around with this message at 15:32 on Jun 12, 2018 |
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I (19M) took her (19F) out and I thought we were getting together and then she picked up another guy right in front of mequote:We've been best friends since we were toddlers. We ended up being each other's first crushes even. Since then we've gone on and off again for a while. I wonder how charitably he's describing their relationship as "off and on".
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# ? Jun 12, 2018 15:19 |
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chitoryu12 posted:I (19M) took her (19F) out and I thought we were getting together and then she picked up another guy right in front of me You sound gutless OP? Do you have a yellow streek a foot long on your back? Because sounds like you aint got the gumption to be what a woman wants
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# ? Jun 12, 2018 15:21 |
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MrQwerty posted:I saw Sleep last night and that is a band that just released their first album in almost 20 years on 4/20/18. Uhhhh if Sleep (and I do love them very much) wasn't the actual easiest and most copyable music in the entire world then maybe you'd have a point Buy a baritone, drop your bottom string one note, put it through a fuzz pedal / old amp turned up as loud as possible, move your index finger up and down the neck really slowly, throw in the occasional minor pentatonic, done It's even easier to rip off and play than Nirvana
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# ? Jun 12, 2018 15:22 |
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Yolo Swaggins Esq posted:And I guess it's obvious that I read this thread to feel better about my garbage self I thought we all did?
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# ? Jun 12, 2018 15:22 |
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Barudak posted:I like the update nonchalantly including that the OP also randomly shits their pants. Like, big woop I says to HR. We all shits in our britches every once in a whiles, mean gad, Im doin it now That, like every poop or fart story makes me think of that guy in e/n who was lactose intolerant and violently farted all day every day and had a work fridge full of cheese like it ain't no thang. Sexond favourite e/n, after blue story.
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# ? Jun 12, 2018 15:26 |
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Caganer posted:She's racist. It's really common in South/Central America to be racist against Mexicans. Picture the kind of rhetoric people in the EU use to talk about Polish people. ("Hurr durr they're dumb and poor and their country's government is corrupt"). Cuba is in North America.
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