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Twitch
Apr 15, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

CuteStorm posted:


Please note it's five feet wide. This must be terrifying in person.


I hope to one day retire with enough money to own a house full of paintings like this.

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Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
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Postal Parcel posted:



Looks normal right? All good, nothing wrong...




I had a friend once who rented an apartment where the bedroom had all the bathroom stuff on a platform like that. None of it was nice, though; picture that with poverty-tier rental fixtures and a mattress on the floor. Also the toilet was hooked up to the hot water and the landlord never fixed it. We called it the butt sauna.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Brawnfire posted:

I had a friend once who rented an apartment where the bedroom had all the bathroom stuff on a platform like that. None of it was nice, though; picture that with poverty-tier rental fixtures and a mattress on the floor. Also the toilet was hooked up to the hot water and the landlord never fixed it. We called it the butt sauna.

I imagine that would be really nice in the winter, but evidently hot water degrades the seals pretty hard.

PizzaProwler
Nov 4, 2009

Or you can see me at The Riviera. Tuesday nights.
Pillowfights with Dominican mothers.

CuteStorm posted:


Please note it's five feet wide. This must be terrifying in person.

All I'm getting from this is "chubby Harley Quinn taking a painful dump." I would hang it in my house.

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Dixville posted:

My first thought was fetish too :ohdear:

Well friend, it seems the internet has broken us

:suicide:

CuteStorm
Sep 22, 2010

Twitch posted:

I hope to one day retire with enough money to own a house full of paintings like this.

To be honest, same! I love weird art. If I had the space and the money to burn I'd be buying those weird space dolphins too. However, I'll be passing on this "veiny, glowing table"


You know those goths and that kinky reflex play they do!


And this is cool as hell:

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


There's always money in the ice cream stand

Slowflake
Aug 18, 2010

Weld it to the bed of my truck, equip it with a spear. That'll teach people to get in my lane without signalling, the fuckers.

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)
The paitnting of Divine would really fix anything wrong with the bedroom/bathroom combo.

CuteStorm
Sep 22, 2010

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
Will guarantee that ad got like a billion replies

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)


These two ads are linked in my mind

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.
"What am I going to do with a Japanese robot arm?" Whatever you want, friend.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cR-YlZ9NdIA

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

CuteStorm posted:

And this is cool as hell:


It even has a clean title and everything! :v:

Applesnots
Oct 22, 2010

MERRY YOBMAS


I want giant rusty robot arm.

winterwerefox
Apr 23, 2010

The next movie better not make me shave anything :(

CuteStorm posted:


700 bucks for furniture made of lovely pallets!


Hey that looks neat, id buy that for.... oh gently caress you, i can get leather couches free and leave em out on the patio.

winterwerefox has a new favorite as of 22:31 on Jul 13, 2018

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)
Bets on there being a body in the slab

Ignoranus
Jun 3, 2006

HAPPY MORNING

I know the circle on the map is just the rough area where this item is but for a minute I was entertained by the idea of it being an actual blueprint. IT'S HERE. THIS IS THE CIRCLE IT MAKES.

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

winterwerefox posted:

Hey that looks neat, id buy that for.... oh gently caress you, i can get leather couches free and leave em out on the patio.



Goon project. I want an above-ground swimming pool.

winterwerefox
Apr 23, 2010

The next movie better not make me shave anything :(

Nah, we can put it in the basement.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

winterwerefox posted:

Nah, we can put it in the basement.

Ok, but it’s yours and you’re probably going to have it expanded a bit

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
lmao Forest Grove rednecks looking for free disposal.

InediblePenguin
Sep 27, 2004

I'm strong. And a giant penguin. Please don't eat me. No, really. Don't try.

TotalLossBrain posted:

lmao Forest Grove rednecks looking for free disposal.

just tell some meth users that the scrap metal is worth money and they'll disassemble and haul it off overnight

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)
groverpool

Miaou
Jun 13, 2008

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
Would suit busy serial killer lacking time to do own research.

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.
Both modge and podged? What a steal!

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.


https://www.gumtree.com/p/plants-flowers/tomatoe-plants/1307388802

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

quote:

tomatoe
You're fooling no one, Dan Quayle.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
The Hog from Horgsville: Sherlocks most Boaring Case

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

The cheekiness of the pig along with the wording of the caption makes me envision a scenario that involves the Benny Hill music.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

sweeperbravo posted:

The cheekiness of the pig along with the wording of the caption makes me envision a scenario that involves the Benny Hill music.

Or a case of the seller going 'It's your problem now!' and running away laughing maniacally the moment the sale is finalised.

Radio du Cambodge
Dec 3, 2007

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011

quote:

Dogs come all over you, and your emotions come out from your face.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
There would definitely be an emotion coming out of my face if I was in that situation but I doubt it would be positive

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9Wnss4dtIc

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

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Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




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