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trap sprung
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# ? Jul 25, 2018 00:56 |
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# ? May 27, 2024 03:08 |
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sugar free jazz posted:not a psych/cognitive person myself but last I heard that implicit association stuff was Not Great so ymmv on that I read that if you try and do implicit association, that you are the one who is implicitly associated
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# ? Jul 25, 2018 02:13 |
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loquacius posted:The primary reason this is a movie plot idea is that you'd need to do some dirty poo poo to give ads access to a user's webcam It's because I was molested by a pedo. Survivors are going to have hella strong and weird emotional responses too.
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# ? Jul 25, 2018 03:42 |
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PetraCore posted:Lemme tell you I'm pretty sure I'd fail that test and it's not because I'm a pedo! Sorry that happened to you.
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# ? Jul 25, 2018 03:50 |
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Salty Josh posted:Sorry that happened to you.
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# ? Jul 25, 2018 03:56 |
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The SS did like 90% war crimes 10% running away from people with actual guns, iirc.
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# ? Jul 25, 2018 05:00 |
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That first goon talks like someone off of 4chan so that plus his knowledge of those terms makes it seem like a "protest too much" situation. He secretly wants to be outed so he no longer has to hide his secret shame.
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# ? Jul 25, 2018 05:12 |
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SatansOnion posted:ahem
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# ? Jul 25, 2018 06:35 |
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Ghost Leviathan posted:A Dracula's Castle theme park would probably unironically own. Basically a Halloween all year round place. (except on Christmas when Santa Claus shows up and things get hilarious) terry pratchett, hogfather (gnu terry pratchett)
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# ? Jul 25, 2018 07:07 |
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bob dobbs is dead posted:terry pratchett, hogfather Gave the best present, that one.
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# ? Jul 25, 2018 07:08 |
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loquacius posted:The primary reason this is a movie plot idea is that you'd need to do some dirty poo poo to give ads access to a user's webcam Yeah - the main source of malware for most people is via malicious banner ads. People never patch their browser, Java or Flash. The main ad networks don't even pretend to glance at any third-party scripts included in whatever they're paid to serve up. Ads more than likely already have control of your whole computer.
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# ? Jul 25, 2018 11:27 |
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The Rabbi T. White posted:Yeah - the main source of malware for most people is via malicious banner ads. Ad blockers are probably literally better protection than antivirus software at this point. (Of course, you're best off with both)
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# ? Jul 25, 2018 11:30 |
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Add blockers (privacy badger specially), pimping your hosts file and closing as many unnecessary windows services as possible is the ticket.
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# ? Jul 25, 2018 11:42 |
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See thread title to prevent infections.
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# ? Jul 25, 2018 13:35 |
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Honestly the idea of malware didn't really come to mind for some reason, but rooting a computer through an intrusive ad in order to gain access to its devices in order to see through the webcam whether the user looks at a pedo word for too long seems like kind of a roundabout way to do not very much, and then the user clicks away from your ad and there are no more pedo words but you still have control over their webcam and what are you gonna do with it now At that point honestly just hijack the processor to mine bitcoin or encrypt all their emails for ransom or whatever it is virus people do, and if you're doing that why bother putting pedo words on the screen
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# ? Jul 25, 2018 13:38 |
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Ad blockers are probably literally better protection than antivirus software at this point. (Of course, you're best off with both) antivirus other than what is built into your OS(ie windows defender) seems to primarily exist as an additional attack surface for malware nowadays. https://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2017/01/antivirus-is-bad/ be smart about your surfing, keep you software patched, and use an adblocker for best security.
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# ? Jul 25, 2018 17:46 |
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So, I'm gonna be on vacation for about a week starting tomorrow and updates are gonna be sparse in the meantime. I've managed to get in contact with H.H and he said he can post a few times in the interim, but he's busy with work so no guarantees of regularity. In the meantime, here's another followup from the guy who cheated on his wife and got away from both partners: quote:Me again. I know it is stupid, but having rhese read and commented on is a big help for me, so thank you. lol at the entire drunk-dial gambit "Hey, I know you never talk to my ex, but could you call him to see if he's asleep so I can show up drunk at his place?" "Uh, what should I say it's about?" "I don't care, make something up." "Make something up? It's after midnight." "I don't care. Make. Something. Up." "Alright, whatever. Test results: he was asleep." "Ok, thanks. I'm still going over there lol" Anyway I was gonna say you should maybe look into getting a sleep apnea mask, but if you're losing a bunch of weight honestly that should help regardless. Good on you for continuing to stay away from both of these women because both of them seem horrible for you. Here's a short story about aliens: quote:The US government has been stalking me for decades and ruining my life all because of something I saw as a kid. I kind of like the idea that the government employs a bunch of indistinguishable guys in suits to follow people who go to 7-11 to get candy around randomly for decades Your tax dollars at work
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# ? Jul 25, 2018 18:53 |
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loquacius posted:
MIB stalkee is probably Hispanic, such is the world we live in now
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# ? Jul 25, 2018 19:12 |
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Ahahahaha they're not even doing anything useful. They're just being really weird.
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# ? Jul 25, 2018 19:30 |
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quote:I would love a rational explanation for this. Rational explanation? Its all fake? I love reading these crazy stories like this, but the people making up these stories should step up their game and attach pictures of "proof" to make things more interesting.
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# ? Jul 25, 2018 19:39 |
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I saw a bunch of men in black once, it was during my grandma's funeral and they were crying. The weirdest part was they all looked exactly like my uncles and even my own father
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# ? Jul 25, 2018 21:07 |
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I'm picturing four guys in black suits standing awkwardly in a field trying to remember what their mission was again and as soon as the groundskeeper rounds the corner they freak out and scooby-doo run their way into the woods.
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# ? Jul 25, 2018 21:31 |
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The Mighty Moltres posted:I saw a bunch of men in black once, it was during my grandma's funeral and they were crying. The weirdest part was they all looked exactly like my uncles and even my own father Do you still see these people? At family gatherings and such? You could be getting stalked by the government.
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# ? Jul 25, 2018 21:32 |
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Guessing the writer listens to Last Podcast on the Left... drat it, you've just made the tulpa stronger you fool!
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# ? Jul 25, 2018 21:39 |
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wesleywillis posted:Do you still see these people? At family gatherings and such? You could be getting stalked by the government. Gangstalked no less!
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# ? Jul 25, 2018 22:13 |
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wesleywillis posted:Do you still see these people? At family gatherings and such? You could be getting stalked by the government. No! Not anymore anyway. The last remaining one who was there was buried three years ago, I made sure of it. Since then, they haven't bothered me.
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# ? Jul 26, 2018 07:08 |
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no gum is worth that bend, that's for sure. drat, this is my new favourite fesh, congratulations MiB goon.
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# ? Jul 26, 2018 10:44 |
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I absolutely love that the MiB following this goon just sound like old white dads with awkward habits, but also they're stalking him.
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# ? Jul 26, 2018 11:07 |
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I'm imagining all the MiB stalkers to be Tommy Lee Jones at different stages of his career.
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# ? Jul 26, 2018 11:40 |
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The Mighty Moltres posted:No! Not anymore anyway. The last remaining one who was there was buried three years ago, I made sure of it. Since then, they haven't bothered me. You better make sure that their deaths were accidents, (or natural causes I guess), else, the gub'mint will find out and send more people after you.
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# ? Jul 26, 2018 13:22 |
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How do I get these cool MIB jobs
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# ? Jul 26, 2018 13:47 |
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mkultra419 posted:Guessing the writer listens to Last Podcast on the Left... I was thinking the exact same thing
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# ? Jul 26, 2018 14:53 |
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New Wave Jose posted:I was thinking the exact same thing OP even hits all of the weird details from that series. At this point, creative writing goons should realize that other people here probably listen to the same podcasts as they do.
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# ? Jul 26, 2018 15:25 |
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Farg posted:How do I get these cool MIB jobs pull out your teeth and cut off your dick
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# ? Jul 26, 2018 17:48 |
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Son of Man posted:pull out your teeth 2/3rds of the way there already!
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# ? Jul 26, 2018 18:55 |
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Farg posted:2/3rds of the way there already! Big Dick Brag
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# ? Jul 26, 2018 19:40 |
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being awkward has been a MiB trait since way back when– misunderstanding ordinary customs, body parts not functioning properly... that's why g-man in half-life talked the way he did. it's supposed to make them seem like they've not quite fully adjusted to being human, which makes your mind run wild with what they might be I've always found those descriptions unsettling, but now I'm picturing them stumbling around like Baman Piderman
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# ? Jul 26, 2018 20:23 |
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Hi. Sorry for my absence, my apartment was unlivable for a few days due to a gas leak. I hope to help with confessions starting from tomorrow. In the meantime, contemplate the removal of your genitals.
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# ? Jul 28, 2018 12:29 |
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H.H posted:
hmmmmmm.... hunh. hmmmmmmmmm.........
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# ? Jul 28, 2018 14:18 |
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# ? May 27, 2024 03:08 |
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H.H posted:In the meantime, contemplate the removal of your genitals. Blessed
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