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Khazar-khum
Oct 22, 2008

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
2nd Battalion

Admiral Ray posted:

Parents dumb so what

They're never going to believe her, because as far as they're concerned she's three and has no business telling them anything, because they know it all.

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La Brea Carpet
Nov 22, 2007

I have no mouth and I must post

Anony Mouse posted:

Haha I like how he gets to make new videos but still has to have the old ones playing while they make it. Like it'll become a Matryoshka doll of homemade porn, until they break up and her next boyfriend is forced to watch videos of her and her ex BF loving, with another video of her getting plowed in the background of that one, etc.

Cuckception.

Midnight Voyager
Jul 2, 2008

Lipstick Apathy
I'm glad I've lived long enough to have noted shitposter Faggy Clause to explain my own gender to me.

burial posted:

I (26M) am dating someone (22F) that is late to almost everything. It isn't improving and getting to the point that I don't want to see her anymore. It seems like such a stupid reason to break up.
u/BeOnTimeJustOnce


He doesn’t want to give her an ultimatum, guys, but he doesn’t have a valid reason to break up either! Poor bastard. He’s going to be late for everything ever for the rest of his days. :(

you know what, it's okay to say "Yes, I'm angry. You do this every time, and I am tired of it. It's really inconsiderate."

Kill the idea that nobody's allowed to be angry.

Blade Runner
Aug 14, 2015

DragQueenofAngmar posted:

My boyfriend (20M) thinks his action (slapping me) is justifiable in this case? Do you agree?

If you hit someone it is very possible you will get hit

Honestly, he probably shouldn't have slapped her back, but after he said stop once, she should've stopped

She also sounds like the most annoying kind of person physically possible so

DragQueenofAngmar
Dec 29, 2009

You shall not pass!
lol

My sister [28f] is upset with me [32m] because My wife and I aren’t visiting this weekend, due to sister’s husband [28m] shooting my wife [29f] in the face with a nerf gun for his stupid youtube video.

quote:

I think this is same facebook-level drama, but here it is:

So my wife (Noelle) and I were visiting my sister and her husband (Maria and Joe) last weekend. We’ve lived in different parts of the US for a long time, so my sister and I are kind of trying to figure out how to be siblings again after being far apart for a long time.

We were having a pretty nice dinner and talking about the good times when, out of nowhere, Noelle got tagged in the face with a nerf dart. She was trying to figure out what happened when Joe came walking around the corner with some assault-rifle-looking nerf gun and his phone in video mode, and a huge grin.

Noelle just kind of stared at him like Did you really just shoot me in the face dude? and then Maria rolled her eyes and said “Sorry, he’s doing that all the time for his stupid video.”

Noelle kinda fake-laughed and was like “Oh....uh....okay”, and I recognized her pissed-off-but-trying-not-to-show-it face.

Joe indulged us by showing us what type of video he was making, apparently “Husband annoys wife with nerf gun” is a popular thing on youtube. Noelle and I were fairly unimpressed, but whatever. Maria told us he’s always sneaking around and shooting her with his nerf darts, at least once a day. Apparently he wanted some more variety in his targets for his video.

The night goes on. At some point Joe disappears for a bit. He came back in the room once again with the phone on video and nerf-gun in hand. As he pointed it towards Noelle, she just looked at him and said “Don’t.” When he shot her anyway, she immediately stood up and walked out. Joe shouted after her that it was just a nerf dart and he was just messing around, but by then I was following Noelle out the door.

We got to the car and Noelle was furious(don’t blame her at all). She didn’t say much on the ride home except that she was sorry the night at my sister’s got cut short. I just told her I’d have done the same and no biggie.

Noelle cooled down over the couple days after that, enough to go shopping with my sister the other day. They were still gone when I got home from work. A few minutes later Noelle came storming through the door. She just told me that she’s not interested in doing anything more with my sister as long as there is even the slightest chance her “rear end of a husband” is around. I just asked if it was the nerf gun again. She said they got back to Maria’s place after a good time at the mall, and Joe was waiting to shoot them both in the face. Noelle told him not to again, he did anyway. Noelle said she just turned around and walked out without saying anything else.

Noelle is still livid over Joe and his damned nerf gun, and i’m livid for her. I got a message from Maria a little bit ago asking if we want to meet them for breakfast tomorrow. I told her that Noelle is ready to murder Joe over this nerf gun thing, so I didn’t think we were going to be up for that.

Maria told me that Joe promised he wouldn’t do that anymore and we’ll be at a restaurant anyway so he wouldn’t have the nerf gun. I Pretty much told her it’s not gonna happen for a while, and frankly, I’m not taking her word for it that Joe wouldn’t bring the stupid nerf gun to a restaurant. And Noelle is still in a killing-mood over it.

So now Maria’s upset because we were just starting to act like siblings again and now she thinks I’m mad at her. I tried telling her I’m not exactly mad at her, but her husband needs to learn to respect my wife before we’re all going to be happy in-laws hanging out together.

She just responded with the argument cop-out “Whatever.”

So now what? I don’t want to ruin my relationship with my sister, but her husband is an rear end in a top hat and I’m not going to chill with a guy who keeps popping nerf darts at my wife when she asked him not to. And Noelle has a temper that can burn hot and long, so she probably isn’t going to be ready to give Joe or Maria another chance for a while.

Am I being too harsh on Maria? Should I just let Noelle be mad about this for a while?

Can I murder Joe for causing this whole stupid mess?

TL;DR: Sister’s husband keeps shooting my wife with a nerf gun for his dumb youtube video. My wife is seeing red over it, and now my sister is upset we don’t want to go to breakfast with them. Advice?

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Actions have consequences? Not on my youtubes!

Adar
Jul 27, 2001

DragQueenofAngmar posted:

lol

My sister [28f] is upset with me [32m] because My wife and I aren’t visiting this weekend, due to sister’s husband [28m] shooting my wife [29f] in the face with a nerf gun for his stupid youtube video.

Location is important here

if it's Florida I think she's got a great case for a stand her ground defense

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Interesting that he only shoots women in the face and hasn't shot the OP in the face...

blugu64
Jul 17, 2006

Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?
"He was coming right at me officer, I thought he had a gun"

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Just get a spray bottle and spray him in the face over and over again while saying “bad! no!” I dont mean after he shoots a nerf gun at someone, I mean in general

burial
Sep 13, 2002

actually, that won't be necessary.
At the end of an episode of Home Movies called “The Party” the main characters are talking about movie ideas, (almost?) all of which have to do with Melissa getting injured or maimed. She protests, asking why she always has to be the one to get hurt. In response, Brendon Small says “it’s funnier when it happens to the girl.”

Clearly, the rear end in a top hat nerf husband agrees.

Mameluke
Aug 2, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

burial posted:

I (26M) am dating someone (22F) that is late to almost everything. It isn't improving and getting to the point that I don't want to see her anymore. It seems like such a stupid reason to break up.
u/BeOnTimeJustOnce

This poo poo's not hard! Just stand her up! Say, "I'm running late" by text, and see how long it'll take for her to get it.

burial
Sep 13, 2002

actually, that won't be necessary.

Mameluke posted:

This poo poo's not hard! Just stand her up! Say, "I'm running late" by text, and see how long it'll take for her to get it.

I do know a few people who are chronically late who ALSO get pissed if other people are late. Never understood that one. You’d think the perpetually tardy would understand and support one another.

I guess my point is it’d be hilarious if she had an immediate meltdown.

almightyerin
Apr 16, 2007

The one the only. Accept no substitutes.
Dentist kicked me out of the office for no reason. This is legal?

quote:

Hi everyone

So my dentist kicked me out of her office today and I would like to sue. (TX) She’s apparently the best dentist in the state but she’s a scheming witch.

The first incident when I got unhappy with her happened two weeks ago. I was a new patient going in for a whitening. First of all, they didn’t “accept” insurance for whitening. My friend who’s a doctor told me that they just wanted money so they didn’t accept mine. Ok, whatever. I’ll pay. I asked how long it will take and she said until I’m satisfied.

Then the doctor told me my case was very severe so she gave me extra tube thingies I apply on at home.

The next week (last week) I told her I’m running out. Originally I told the office lady but she was incompetent. So I went into the work area and called the dentist out.

She was like “I gave you 6. You’re using it too often” and I was like “no. You didn’t” because I thought there was only three. Thats why I went and asked for more and I admit I raised my voice a bit. She was like “most people get two. But I gave you six.” But I thought she gave me three so I protested. She then promised to give me more and I went home. Then I found out there were six. So I returned the extras she gave me and told her she was right.

Then yesterday, I took my daughter (11) into the dentist to get a consultation for braces and possibly do braces there for an apology. She told me that insurance won’t pay for braces (surprise surprise she used the same tactic) and I have to pay. Like wtf??

While she was looking, she informed me that my daughter needs 5 extractions and a few fillings. My daughter got up and walked out the door. She always does this. After 10 minutes I managed to coax her in for X-ray. But she refused. So the dentist got annoyed and said “you’re 11. This isn’t cute. Grow up” like wtf? And my daughter got the X-ray done after 20 more minutes because she kept running away. I was gonna let them do the fillings but my daughter started crying and saying that fillings hurt. And she accidentally bit down onto the dentist’s hand. And the dentist got fed up in the middle.

She told my daughter that she did two fillings and she’s done for the day. Furthermore, she gave me all our medical information and told me in front of my daughter that she does not want me in her office ever again because all we do is waste her time when “she can help other patients”. She even let the office lady charge us for the X-ray and 2 filling which was super overpriced. Like is this even legal? What did we even do wrong? She even told my kid that my daughter needs to grow up and stop crying and running away because she’s not a baby.

What’s more embarrassing is that she told me that we waste her time in the office area where other patients can hear.

Is this legal?

Just fuckin...lol. She's being all lovely in the comments too.

Midnight Voyager
Jul 2, 2008

Lipstick Apathy

almightyerin posted:

Dentist kicked me out of the office for no reason. This is legal?


Just fuckin...lol. She's being all lovely in the comments too.

First off, her friend is a loving moron. Who the gently caress has insurance that covers whitenings? Dental insurance is ITS OWN THING in this hellcountry.

Araenna
Dec 27, 2012




Lipstick Apathy

DragQueenofAngmar posted:

My boyfriend (20M) thinks his action (slapping me) is justifiable in this case? Do you agree?

My ex used to do "punch buggy" with me. Where we lived at the time there were quite a few in the area, we'd often see 3 if we drove more than few blocks. This was not an optional game, and he'd punch my arm as hard as he could. And if I did a punch back or beat him to it as he was doing it, he'd get super angry that I was cheating or some bull poo poo. Or that I was doing it harder (literally hard as he could at that angle and he was a Marine). I had a constant bruise.

What I'm saying is OP is looking for "proof" she can show him that he's overreacting and actually the abusive one here for hitting her like that etc.

LadyPictureShow
Nov 18, 2005

Success!



Midnight Voyager posted:

First off, her friend is a loving moron. Who the gently caress has insurance that covers whitenings? Dental insurance is ITS OWN THING in this hellcountry.

I have custom-molded dental trays that my parents’ insurance covered (when I was still under their insurance); but they had Cadillac health/dental/vision insurance. The bleach itself was always out-of-pocket.

LOL over wanting to sue for getting kicked out as patients ‘I yelled at her about bleach, my daughter ran around for over twenty minutes and bit the dentist. What a jerk!’

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

ERM... Actually I have stellar scores on the surveys, and every year students tell me that my classes are the best ones they’ve ever taken.
i found a video of that girl

https://i.imgur.com/5Ax2UeK.mp4

Porfiriato
Jan 4, 2016


I feel like it got kind of glossed over that an 11 year old needed 5 extractions. Aren’t those probably permanent teeth at that age? Is this poor kid going to be wearing dentures by high school?

tactlessbastard
Feb 4, 2001

Godspeed, post
Fun Shoe

almightyerin posted:

Dentist kicked me out of the office for no reason. This is legal?


Just fuckin...lol. She's being all lovely in the comments too.

When autists and dentists meet

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

almightyerin posted:

Dentist kicked me out of the office for no reason. This is legal?


Just fuckin...lol. She's being all lovely in the comments too.

quote:

[–]UsuallySunny

Quality Contributor[M] [score hidden] an hour ago stickied comment
Locked because OP is an idiot.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
Am I [f/20] justifiable in wanting to break up with my boyfriend [m/21]?

quote:

Writing this on mobile so bear with me.

I have been at my wits end deciding if I should break up with my boyfriend or not. I recently have been thinking of breaking up because he does not interest me and all I can see are his flaws. I myself have flaws too but I am trying to work through them, started going to therapy, college, and exercising to improve my health. We have almost broken up twice because his mother [f/50] is absolutely controlling and insane. This is not even a joke. This woman has called me every name in the book and thinks I am the absolute worst for her little boy. My boyfriend left in the middle of sex because his mother called for him. This has happened more than once. He would see what anyone else needed then return to continue the deed. During Christmas she got upset because I didn't buy her son many extravagant gifts and drop every penny on him, I basically almost did. My parents had to send me cash so I could make it for the whole trip. I stayed there for a month and tried to leave several times because I was just unhappy but he begged and begged for me to stay. We are a long distance relationship. I have gone to visit him 3 times already. He says he can not get time, money, or he is scared to travel alone, yet in some months we are going on a trip together with friends for an event. I feel he is extremely clingy. He calls me and will sit in silence in a phone call. He is not a great conversationlist most of the time. Quiet guy.

He is a wonderful guy. He is just extremely unmotivated to do things on his own because his mother has babied him. Is it reasonable to break up with him because I am trying to improve and do not share an interest at him? His mother maybe becoming my mother in law is also a fear of mine. I just feel terrible because I have not been giving him the attention I used to and I don't know. I guess maybe I feel like I am missing out or maybe we both need to discover ourselves a bit more? I feel like down the road I will not be happy with him even if he very sweet. I just don't know. I am his very first girlfriend. I hope I am making sense? I feel like I have rambled on. I am just so confused. Any help would be appreciated it.

TL;DR: I am wondering if breaking up with my boyfriend would be a right Move? Any advice staying or moving forward?

I'm sorry, Ma'am, but there is insufficient evidence here to warrant a breakup.

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Am I [f/20] justifiable in wanting to break up with my boyfriend [m/21]?


I'm sorry, Ma'am, but there is insufficient evidence here to warrant a breakup.

You are 20 he's 21 who gives a gently caress just break up with him.

loving hell lady.

Khazar-khum
Oct 22, 2008

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
2nd Battalion

tactlessbastard posted:

When autists and dentists meet

The five extractions could be baby teeth that are impacted. And not all dentists take all insurances. I have to wonder if there's something wrong with the kid; running and biting aren't normal behavior for 11 year olds.

PetraCore
Jul 20, 2017

👁️🔥👁️👁️👁️BE NOT👄AFRAID👁️👁️👁️🔥👁️

Khazar-khum posted:

The five extractions could be baby teeth that are impacted. And not all dentists take all insurances. I have to wonder if there's something wrong with the kid; running and biting aren't normal behavior for 11 year olds.
I have an extreme dental phobia, and while I wouldn't have bitten the dentist as an 11 year old, I would have clamped my mouth shut so he couldn't get in after I'd hit my limit for having stuff in my mouth. I've also got autism so part of the reason for my dental phobia is because the sounds are, uh, extremely painful to me.

However, like I said, I wouldn't have bitten the dentist at 11 because that's old enough to know not to hurt other people, and I outgrew clamping shut when I got distressed, too. If the mom is enabling the kid's bad behavior, things get a lot worse. I mean, the dentist is absolutely right that the girl needs to grow up, and it's the job of the parents to figure out what is setting off their kid so they can help, but also to not brush behavioral issues like that under the rug.

snergle
Aug 3, 2013

A kind little mouse!

Theophany posted:

My [17F] stepbrother [22M] destroyed my things in a rage and my mom and stepdad won't punish him for it.



i cant wait to read about the newest autistic murderer.

but jokes aside they make her pay for her own pads? wtf. I get that she is 17 but my mom didnt make me pay for my own tp when I was 17. do they want to just ruin all her pants or something?

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Khazar-khum posted:

The five extractions could be baby teeth that are impacted. And not all dentists take all insurances. I have to wonder if there's something wrong with the kid; running and biting aren't normal behavior for 11 year olds.

I betting it's a fake post. Someone said "maybe give the dentist a heads up if your kid is autistic" and OP was all "If she was autistic I would have given her up" or something.

Khazar-khum
Oct 22, 2008

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
2nd Battalion

PetraCore posted:

I have an extreme dental phobia, and while I wouldn't have bitten the dentist as an 11 year old, I would have clamped my mouth shut so he couldn't get in after I'd hit my limit for having stuff in my mouth. I've also got autism so part of the reason for my dental phobia is because the sounds are, uh, extremely painful to me.

However, like I said, I wouldn't have bitten the dentist at 11 because that's old enough to know not to hurt other people, and I outgrew clamping shut when I got distressed, too. If the mom is enabling the kid's bad behavior, things get a lot worse. I mean, the dentist is absolutely right that the girl needs to grow up, and it's the job of the parents to figure out what is setting off their kid so they can help, but also to not brush behavioral issues like that under the rug.

Is there anything you can do for sounds that really upset you? Can you block them? Is there any way to 'turn down' super-acute hearing? It seems to be a common issue for autistic people.

Smirking_Serpent
Aug 27, 2009

My fiance (28/M) admitted that he has a pregnancy fetish, and I'm (30/F) really uncomfortable with it.

I was dating my fiance for 5 years, before he proposed last year. Overall, I would rate our relationship a 10/10. We've got good communication, a good (if not somewhat vanilla) sex life, common interests, a nice house, just a really nice life that we've built together. Like any couple we have our disagreements, but we can always resolve things with a little talk. One of our big debates was whether or not to have children. I'm not opposed, but I've never felt particularly enthusiastic, and now just feels like a terrible time to have children. So, we decided that we would postpone starting our family for the next 3 years, so we can work on building our careers, and so I can help to care for my elderly parents. My fiance has always really wanted children, but we agreed that there would be a time later.

Anyways, last night, we're in bed, and things are getting steamy. We're deep into the foreplay, and he tells me that he wants to make a confession. I think it's going to be some kinky thing like, "I'm a bad boy" or whatever. I was partially right, but not in a way that I liked. My fiance starts telling me he wants to "pump me full of babies" and asks me how many babies I can fit in my uterus. I felt a little awkward about it, but he just kept going. He told me that a woman was sexiest when they were "bursting with babies" and I was really uncomfortable, so I told him that I ate something bad for lunch and I hid out in the bathroom.

It wasn't a very mature response, but I totally had a panic moment of "this is who I'm marrying." I've always loved my fiance, and he's a wonderful guy, but this just sent me reeling. This is not how I imagined my "fairytale romance" to be headed. Just to hear those couple of sentences about that made my stomach churn, I was just repulsed by everything he said, it was the least sexy thing I could've imagined. I've always thought of pregnancy as a very utilitarian, unglamorous thing, and I get a little squeamish about it just because of what it does to your whole body. So, the whole time he's talking, I'm thinking about vomiting and pooping yourself in labor and a baby squeezing your organs around. Like, it just conjures the most awful images in my mind.

This morning, he tried to bring it up, and I was still so uncomfortable that I told him I didn't want to talk about it, and I needed time to think. My fiance starts saying that it's always been his fantasy to get a woman pregnant, and he thinks I'd be ten times sexier at 9 months pregnant, and I could like... Feel my skin crawl. And then, he starts talking about these fake pregnancy bellies and how hot it would be for me to wear one, and I just shut down the entire conversation and told him I was going for a jog. Every time he's brought it up, I've suddenly thought that my car needs a wash, or the laundry has to be taken to the dryer. I even scheduled dinner with my parents so we wouldn't have to talk about it. On the car ride home, I pretended to sleep.

Literally, this is freaking me the gently caress out. I've never been more repulsed or off-put by anyone's fetish. When I googled it, I felt like I was going to rip my hair out it was so gross to me. Is this a reason to call off my engagement? What can I do about this that's somewhat mature?

TL;DR: My fiance has the grossest fetish imaginable to me, and I need help.

Porfiriato
Jan 4, 2016


Smirking_Serpent posted:

My fiance (28/M) admitted that he has a pregnancy fetish, and I'm (30/F) really uncomfortable with it.

TL;DR: My fiance has the grossest fetish imaginable to me, and I need help.

Oh you sweet summer child, etc.

burial
Sep 13, 2002

actually, that won't be necessary.

Smirking_Serpent posted:

My fiance (28/M) admitted that he has a pregnancy fetish, and I'm (30/F) really uncomfortable with it.

TL;DR: My fiance has the grossest fetish imaginable to me, and I need help.

Wow. Ok, hm. I guess I’m left wondering why he’d go so hard, so fast. It’s just bad odds. If his “confession” had started with a nice, light “I’ve been wishing we didn’t have to wait to have children...” and ideally wasn’t occurring during sex, he may have actually convinced her to just, you know, get pregnant.

I don’t understand this fetish at all. I understand why people need to lay it all out there in the most extreme fashion possible even less.

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

almightyerin posted:

Dentist kicked me out of the office for no reason. This is legal?


Just fuckin...lol. She's being all lovely in the comments too.

Is the kid autistic but rear end in a top hat mom just thinks she's a special snowflake? Cause her behavior sounds kind of like she's got some sort of developmental disorder. I feel bad for the kid and dental office.

Yes, it is legal to not accept insurance. Why the gently caress wouldn't it be???

datajugend
Jan 15, 2010

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
That kid needs to be watched while brushing her teeth because that is an insane amount of dental work for a 11 year old. Gets fed poo poo food and tons og candy and nobody cares

datajugend
Jan 15, 2010

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
Lisa needs dentures

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


datajugend posted:

Lisa needs dentures

Dental plan... Dental plan... Dental plan
(Which apparently OP didn't really have either)

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

tater_salad posted:

Dental plan... Dental plan... Dental plan
(Which apparently OP didn't really have either)

She probably did but didn’t realize that most dental insurance plans don’t cover cosmetic procedures like whitening.

Darkrenown
Jul 18, 2012
please give me anything to talk about besides the fact that democrats are allowing millions of americans to be evicted from their homes

datajugend posted:

That kid needs to be watched while brushing her teeth because that is an insane amount of dental work for a 11 year old. Gets fed poo poo food and tons og candy and nobody cares

Remember the mom needed extreme whitening, and then extra to take home, so I am guessing dental hygiene is not a priority at home.

almightyerin
Apr 16, 2007

The one the only. Accept no substitutes.
I know of a good bit of kids that age and younger who have had to have ALL their teeth capped, 5+ teeth pulled, etc. To start all these parents put their kids to bed every night with sippy cups full of sugary drinks. They'd give them Coke and Mountain Dew all the time. That plus the lovely dental care down here and these kids dental woes have been ongoing since they got their first baby teeth. So I can see an 11 year old needing all that.

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


Ugly In The Morning posted:

She probably did but didn’t realize that most dental insurance plans don’t cover cosmetic procedures like whitening.

Yeah but Lisa (her kid) wasn't covered for the billion extractions either. Which I don't understand kuz that bill will be in the 1000s

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Agrikk
Oct 17, 2003

Take care with that! We have not fully ascertained its function, and the ticking is accelerating.

Smirking_Serpent posted:

My fiance (28/M) admitted that he has a pregnancy fetish, and I'm (30/F) really uncomfortable with it.

I was dating my fiance for 5 years, before he proposed last year. Overall, I would rate our relationship a 10/10. We've got good communication, a good (if not somewhat vanilla) sex life, common interests, a nice house, just a really nice life that we've built together. Like any couple we have our disagreements, but we can always resolve things with a little talk. One of our big debates was whether or not to have children. I'm not opposed, but I've never felt particularly enthusiastic, and now just feels like a terrible time to have children. So, we decided that we would postpone starting our family for the next 3 years, so we can work on building our careers, and so I can help to care for my elderly parents. My fiance has always really wanted children, but we agreed that there would be a time later.

Anyways, last night, we're in bed, and things are getting steamy. We're deep into the foreplay, and he tells me that he wants to make a confession. I think it's going to be some kinky thing like, "I'm a bad boy" or whatever. I was partially right, but not in a way that I liked. My fiance starts telling me he wants to "pump me full of babies" and asks me how many babies I can fit in my uterus. I felt a little awkward about it, but he just kept going. He told me that a woman was sexiest when they were "bursting with babies" and I was really uncomfortable, so I told him that I ate something bad for lunch and I hid out in the bathroom.

It wasn't a very mature response, but I totally had a panic moment of "this is who I'm marrying." I've always loved my fiance, and he's a wonderful guy, but this just sent me reeling. This is not how I imagined my "fairytale romance" to be headed. Just to hear those couple of sentences about that made my stomach churn, I was just repulsed by everything he said, it was the least sexy thing I could've imagined. I've always thought of pregnancy as a very utilitarian, unglamorous thing, and I get a little squeamish about it just because of what it does to your whole body. So, the whole time he's talking, I'm thinking about vomiting and pooping yourself in labor and a baby squeezing your organs around. Like, it just conjures the most awful images in my mind.

This morning, he tried to bring it up, and I was still so uncomfortable that I told him I didn't want to talk about it, and I needed time to think. My fiance starts saying that it's always been his fantasy to get a woman pregnant, and he thinks I'd be ten times sexier at 9 months pregnant, and I could like... Feel my skin crawl. And then, he starts talking about these fake pregnancy bellies and how hot it would be for me to wear one, and I just shut down the entire conversation and told him I was going for a jog. Every time he's brought it up, I've suddenly thought that my car needs a wash, or the laundry has to be taken to the dryer. I even scheduled dinner with my parents so we wouldn't have to talk about it. On the car ride home, I pretended to sleep.

Literally, this is freaking me the gently caress out. I've never been more repulsed or off-put by anyone's fetish. When I googled it, I felt like I was going to rip my hair out it was so gross to me. Is this a reason to call off my engagement? What can I do about this that's somewhat mature?

TL;DR: My fiance has the grossest fetish imaginable to me, and I need help.

loving moron. The absolute last time you’d want to air a surprise, bare a true confession or reveal a secret is during “steamy time”. With emotions amplified, a shocking reveal has a horrible way of going wrong.

Now he has to do damage control about his fetish rather than introducing it slowly to a trusting fiancée.

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