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Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

theflyingorc posted:

i'm very upset that the triangle isn't actually isosceles

Terrible nerd power-level showing: I have a sneaking suspicion that the Isosceles Lock is named after Bobby Isosceles, a really irritating user on the unofficial Achewood message board, which Chris Onstad was semi-openly lurking (and occasionally delurking on to throw weak burns at us)

EDIT: holy poo poo this is the worst snipe

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Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

great big thread supposed to collect the high points of the forums fixates on junk food, anime and math sperging

i mean honestly it kinda works

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Facebook Aunt posted:

Oh wow, in Italy the US president would be called Don Don. loving DonDon.

Don Donaldo

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

Looks like Subjunctive needs to do some research on mohels.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Facebook Aunt posted:

Oh wow, in Italy the US president would be called Don Don. loving DonDon.

I keep getting Moon Moon?!?!

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Doon Doon

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Grassy Knowles posted:

Looks like Subjunctive needs to do some research on mohels.

Nah, they tend to the other piece.

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦

Gatekeeper posted:

it's Mickey D's for cryin out loud!!!

It's called Mäkkäri

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Maccærn

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
I guess the math of love triangles is not as simple as can be. :v:

tactlessbastard
Feb 4, 2001

Godspeed, post
Fun Shoe

Absurd Alhazred posted:

I guess the math of love triangles is not as simple as can be. :v:

You were there for polycule. You were there!

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Ok, so I've invited you all here for sex.
*turns off lights*
*turns on overhead projector*
But first, some terminology...

Twitch
Apr 15, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Gatekeeper posted:

only acceptable time to call it McDonald's is when you're singing that old song

McDonald's is my kinda place
hamburgers in your face
french fries up your nose
pickles between your toes
last time i went there
they fried my underwear
McDonald's is
my kinda plaaaace


to be sung in a very ragtime voice

I'm sorry, but there's only one McDonald's-based song I recognize https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDFaEBjA7PU

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

Twitch posted:

I'm sorry, but there's only one McDonald's-based song I recognize https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDFaEBjA7PU

well yeah i mean as far as McDonald's related songs that's the best

but as far as legally sanctioned McDonald's official songs mine is better than "ba da da da da im hittin that"

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop
e: wrong thread

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

magdomble

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.
*tips horrible unwashed salt-stained grease-encrusted crewmember M hat*
M'donald

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
It's like there's a bunch of clowns in this thread.

Mr. Sunshine
May 15, 2008

This is a scrunt that has been in space too long and become a Lunt (Long Scrunt)

Fun Shoe
More like a bunch of... old... clownless...

gently caress

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:

Solice Kirsk posted:

After all these years, I still love these forums. Even a dead horse can be funny with a new wig.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Mr. Sunshine posted:

In Swedish, McDonald's is referred to as "donken" - the Donk.



Appropriate.

Karate Bastard has a new favorite as of 09:45 on Aug 9, 2018

barbecue at the folks
Jul 20, 2007


Antivehicular posted:

Terrible nerd power-level showing: I have a sneaking suspicion that the Isosceles Lock is named after Bobby Isosceles, a really irritating user on the unofficial Achewood message board, which Chris Onstad was semi-openly lurking (and occasionally delurking on to throw weak burns at us)

EDIT: holy poo poo this is the worst snipe

It's this kind of a Chris Onstad deep cut that I follow these forums for, thank you for your post

Coq au Nandos
Nov 7, 2006

I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.
Catching up on the pictures thread and found this exchange.


Guy Goodbody posted:

holy poo poo, there were 153 episodes of Gilmore Girls, and 291 episodes of Dragon Ball Z. But Gilmore Girls episodes were twice as long as DBZ episodes, so it would take longer to watch all of Gilmore Girls than all of Dragon Ball Z.

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Yeah, but there too many episodes where Rory is just powering up the whole time

jit bull transpile posted:

Remember the episode where she had all the people on earth channel her their quips to charge up one vicious own on a guy who was mean to her in newspaper club?

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Isn't this basically twitter

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

Screaming Idiot posted:

*tips horrible unwashed salt-stained grease-encrusted crewmember M hat*
M'donald

I wish there was a thread for funny quotes from the forums, I'd post this in there

I brought my Drake
Jul 10, 2014

These high-G injections have some serious side effects after pulling so many jumps.

Lobok posted:

Jesus Christ, this is the funny quotes thread, not fuckin'... uh, triangle class, or whatever.

Triangle class, triangle class
suacy spahgetti noodles out of his freaking rear end
shooting them everywhere lmfao
Triangle class

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax
Translation: 100 yen store
Localization: Dollar store

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

Lobok posted:

Ok, so I've invited you all here for sex.
*turns off lights*
*turns on overhead projector*
But first, some terminology...

All according to bukkake.*

Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop

Wrist Watch posted:

Elon: funding secured lol
SEC: funding secured??? in this economy?
with these idiot STEM grads?
located entirely within silicon valley?????
Elon: yes!
SEC: ...may we see it?
Elon: no

Laserjet 4P
Mar 28, 2005

What does it mean?
Fun Shoe

WebDog posted:

Meatloaf doing anything for cash and getting booked to perform at the Aussie football grand final was quite the occasion.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XZdiaFXW2U8

Screaming Idiot posted:

Can you blame him? He's a great, talented musician, but I think he asks too much. I would pay anything for Loaf, but I won't pay that. Oh no, no I won't pay that.

Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010

Big Beef City posted:

"Fatty jerky" sounds like baby talk for how I spend my weekends

Rad-daddio posted:

What they say at the Asian massage parlor right after you leave.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012
Buglord

Gynocentric Regime posted:

I once got told by a work friend. “You have to watch this anime called Boku no Pico, it’s about a gay couple!” Suffice it to say we did not stay friends.

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk










goddam that's a classic friendship-ending anime recommendation, should have known better imo

vv i have no idea, sorry

vvv ok haha that actually is a friendship-ending anime recommendation given you could theoretically go to jail for it

sebmojo has a new favorite as of 02:36 on Aug 11, 2018

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

sebmojo posted:

goddam that's a classic friendship-ending anime recommendation, should have known better imo
I've never heard of that one and based on the discussion surrounding it I'm not sure I want to google this at work. What is it?

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

pederasty

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

I've never heard of that one and based on the discussion surrounding it I'm not sure I want to google this at work. What is it?

A mexican food topping.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
It's a God damned anime!

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Dabir posted:

pederasty

Spanish Manlove posted:

A mexican food topping.

Paladinus posted:

It's a God damned anime!

:hmmyes:

Brute Hole Force
Dec 25, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
All so an old rear end 4chan prank.

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

Dabir posted:

pederasty

Paladinus posted:

It's a God damned anime!
But we repeat ourselves.

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ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-


Pillbug

Tony Snark posted:

All so an old rear end 4chan prank.

From the sounds of things it goes way beyond a prank.

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