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Beachcomber posted:My wife is also kind of checked out most of the time as a result of her STEM career and neurological autoimmune disorder and we've settled into a system where I whittle down the decisions to 2-3 options which she can pick from or opt out from there. Sometimes she does choose None of the Above, which can be nice. what decisions are y'all even talking about? dinner?
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Whorelord posted:"...but by the content of their std test results." I've heard this called "STD shaming" in all straight-faced seriousness. To some degree I get it - that information should be private between a person and their sex partners - but the person who brought it up argued that disclosure was a personal judgment call, and a partner should have no grounds to complain if the first person didn't feel comfortable sharing it.
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# ? Aug 16, 2018 22:18 |
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hawowanlawow posted:what decisions are y'all even talking about? dinner? Dinner, should we play a game or watch Netflix or go out tonight, what to watch on Netflix, where should we go, simple stuff. Whether to have sex sometimes. Just incidental everyday stuff. Never whether we should move to Alaska or start swinging or join a cult or anything big. For me anyways. Others might join cults like this for all I know. Xenocides fucked around with this message at 22:29 on Aug 16, 2018 |
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Xenocides posted:We have some winners here: It's because his dick was small read between the lines
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# ? Aug 16, 2018 23:00 |
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gayest of posters posted:It's because his dick was small read between the lines Tall bod, small rod. A tragic tale.
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Xenocides posted:"We flirted for a while, things moved on, but I was very cautious, since my last girlfriend left me for another guy, I promised myself I'd never get into a relationship with someone if they don't like me back." lol, how do you get into a relationship with someone who doesn't like you in the first place Xenocides posted:"I started neglecting her (past 2 months). She'd ask me for affection and to call her pretty, and I did, but I wasn't concentrating. She'd text me through the day, and I wouldn't reply. I love this woman. There's nothing I wouldn't do for her." hahahaha this passage Ytlaya fucked around with this message at 23:12 on Aug 16, 2018 |
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hawowanlawow posted:my peasant costume doesn't win over the ladies at the renn fair You need to wear a bigger cod piece. This...but bigger. Maybe adorn it with a tiny mustache. Or, like, use it as a hanger for those roasted honey almonds the monks sell. We ladies love bags of roasted almonds.
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# ? Aug 16, 2018 23:35 |
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hawowanlawow posted:what decisions are y'all even talking about? dinner? Xenocides posted:Dinner, should we play a game or watch Netflix or go out tonight, what to watch on Netflix, where should we go, simple stuff. Whether to have sex sometimes. Just incidental everyday stuff. Never whether we should move to Alaska or start swinging or join a cult or anything big. For me anyways. Others might join cults like this for all I know. Basically this, and all vacation planning beyond "Do you want to go here? y/n". Oh, and she only goes clothes shopping when I do, but that's more of a "hates shopping" thing. Only once in the past 12 years, and that was for a wedding dress.
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# ? Aug 16, 2018 23:46 |
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Admiral Ray posted:Goddamn talk about an attack on you, you cannot let this aggression go unchecked. Inanimate gifts are aggressive enough but a living gift? No. [B] This is fantastic. I laughed very loudly at this. For people who don't know, Taimi: "Apple-headed" is one of the types of chihuahuas breeders sell. I have no clue if any of the kennel clubs give a poo poo about any of the different head types, but people who want purse dogs apparently care about the distinction since that's where I first heard the term.
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# ? Aug 16, 2018 23:48 |
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Beachcomber posted:Basically this, and all vacation planning beyond "Do you want to go here? y/n". sounds like my old roommate's iguana
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Did she have a good honeymoon?
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Beachcomber posted:Basically this, and all vacation planning beyond "Do you want to go here? y/n". I think it's pretty normal to not always collaborate on inconsequential decisions like dinner or which movie to watch, my wife and I do the same thing. And when neither of you feel like being an adult for the next hour or so then you order takeout. The relationships OP was obviously just an entitled manchild though, which obviously takes the concept too far. Also lol @ all of the little neglectful things nonchalantly littered in that story
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# ? Aug 16, 2018 23:59 |
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I think that always needing your partner's collaboration on decisions is as bad as needing them to do or decide everything. The former treats them like a crutch, the latter like a rascal scooter
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# ? Aug 17, 2018 00:07 |
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Every full moon, make a very dubious and possibly dangerous decision on impulse without your partner's knowledge. If the outcome is good, congratulate yourself. If it is disastrous, never mention it. If you are found out, dump them for impugning your autonomy.
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# ? Aug 17, 2018 00:22 |
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My [18F] girlfriend said my [19M] features would be more attractive to gay menquote:"You're so fuckable, I mean, in a gay man sort of way. Your butt and you're small enough to be flipped over. I mean if everything goes wrong you have that."
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# ? Aug 17, 2018 00:24 |
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Lol at this dude not picking up what she’s putting down Edit: I can’t find it easily, did someone tell him that’s straight out of his girlfriend’s spank bank? andrew smash fucked around with this message at 00:34 on Aug 17, 2018 |
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Haifisch posted:My [18F] girlfriend said my [19M] features would be more attractive to gay men Is that a roundabout way of asking him if he wants to get pegged?
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andrew smash posted:Edit: I can’t find it easily, did someone tell him that’s straight out of his girlfriend’s spank bank?
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And welcome to our new game show: Guess the Fetish. Can you guess the fetish before he reveals it?quote:I [25 M] am a pretty stable, interesting, well-put-together guy, and not unattractive, but have a fairly extreme (but harmless) freak flag hidden away. How the hell do I find someone [F] I can share it with? How on earth do I broach the subject? Welp, they convinced him it is not that bad and released him on the world. quote:human-level intelligence and consent are non-negotiable Good thread title? Also, an interesting suggestion from the comments from a MissFizzyPants: quote:Also consider that you may need/end up with 2 partners to really fulfill you. One for everyday & one for play. So long as everyone knows & consents that can be a great way to make sure you get all of your needs met. Yes I am sure it will be much easier to find a poly pony porn buddy (next username change thread?) and also a girlfriend who is okay with you having one as opposed to someone who is just okay with your fetish. Good solid advice.
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"SWM seeks not-unattractive female. I am a brony. PS: I like to clop, hope you like to mop" There you go, champ.
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All of your neeeeds. Cause pony stuff is a neeeed. When do we get to call things unhealthy and backwards and symptoms of illness? A MLP fetish isn't something you are born with and should just live with and embrace. Fix it.
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What illness would you say it’s a symptom of?
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# ? Aug 17, 2018 01:13 |
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Borderline ponyality disorder.
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Zeus syndrome
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Subjunctive posted:What illness would you say it’s a symptom of? The medical term I believe is "poo poo for brains"
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a complete dipshit posted:I am 6'4" tall, she was immediately taken. I feel you bro, I've started carrying a stack of presigned restraining orders. And bear spray.
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# ? Aug 17, 2018 01:34 |
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Everyone hop aboard, the poly train is leaving the station!!! My girlfriend [23F] and I [26M] of 3 years went open / polygamous for 3 months, and now we're back to monogamy. I need help untangling this mess! quote:So my girlfriend and I have been together happily for about 3 years. We started to have some issues and problems in January this year, and after 4 months of detailed communication, we decided that opening our relationship might be a good idea to solve lots of our issues and have some fun.
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Mordiceius posted:Everyone hop aboard, the poly train is leaving the station!!! Break up with her
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# ? Aug 17, 2018 02:02 |
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While normally Id mock you for being so close to seeing that you are a complete milksop, you wrote “whilst” so I rule completely in favor of the woman.
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Blade Runner posted:Break up with her I never loving understand this. “I want it this way so you have to respect it!” No I don’t! I’m breaking up with you! Goodbye! What makes people put up with this??
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# ? Aug 17, 2018 02:11 |
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Barudak posted:“whilst” quote:My fiancee and I have been together for two years. When we first met I was at a healthy BMI, working towards my creative goals daily, regularly went out and had been vegetarian for six years. I [22M] have fallen for my best friend [22F] whilst in a relationship with long term gf [21F] quote:I have been in a relationship with my girlfriend for almost 4 years, whilst the relationship has not been perfect it is still strong, I care about her deeply and do not particularly want it to end. However, recently I have started to develop feelings for my best friend (who also has a long term boyfriend), who I am now beginning to think has similar feelings. I would never have predicted this happening and it is only recently that I have begun to see this as a potential issue. Me and my friend regularly sleep in the same bed alone, she jokes about us getting married to others, yet still remains committed to her boyfriend. I am at the point where I am not really sure what to do, as I predict that if she ever does come on to me, I would not reject her advances. [ADVICE] I met a girl [F18] whilst I [M18] was in a relationship with someone else [F19] quote:Hi everyone, not sure if this is the right place to post this but gonna go for it anyway.
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areyoucontagious posted:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbad22CKlB4
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Haifisch posted:My fiancee [24F] and I [27M] have been together for two years and finding it hard to maintain own motivation and goals whilst around her. LMAO sure blame her for being a fat lazy slob for two years.
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My (24F) husband (25M) got very upset with my best friend because of her lifestylequote:Possibly NSFW. So your real problem is that you and your friends were both shits and you're afraid your husband will find out. Sucks to be you! TheScott2K posted:Also, add this poo poo to poly.txt narcissists Absurd Alhazred fucked around with this message at 02:48 on Aug 17, 2018 |
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TheScott2K posted:You do not surprise someone with a ten-year-us commitment as a "gift" Jesus Christ Ten years? Try 20. Chihuahuas live a very long time. I have an almost 18 year old chihuahua sitting in my lap right now. His son is pushing 16. Mom lived to be 19. When people see my new puppy and squee about how much they want one I make sure to stress that it very well could be a two decade commitment to the biggest rear end in a top hat dog on the planet.
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christ I feel bad for this guy. No idea how one becomes this cucked, this is some poo poo for sure I [31M] just found out my wife [29F] of 7 years spent half our relationship webcamming stripteases quote:To say the least, we've had a troubled, painful relationship. To keep things short, my wife had a 2-month long affair with another man in 2014. We attended marriage counseling for almost 2 years and since that point, we've been doing really well. I think most people would consider infidelity a deal-breaker; but, I'm not perfect, people make mistakes, and I wasn't willing to throw away the life we had built together over a temporary setback. As far as I know, she has been completely faithful since.
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# ? Aug 17, 2018 02:59 |
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A partner cheating on you is not a “lets go to counseling” moment unless thats the name of the judge overseeing your divorce
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Barudak posted:A partner cheating on you is not a “lets go to counseling” moment unless thats the name of the judge overseeing your divorce what if it's Judge Compersion? Do you just give up on life
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Barudak posted:A partner cheating on you is not a “lets go to counseling” moment unless thats the name of the judge overseeing your divorce People gently caress up, but a 2 month affair is a pretty big goddamn stretch as far as "mistakes" go . Not to mention that if you do the math she has literally been unfaithful for longer than she has been "faithful". RIP
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Odd posted:what if it's Judge Compersion? Do you just give up on life They will accept and be happy for any change of venue you request
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