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I [20M] have been lying to my girlfriend [39F]quote:So, when I met my girlfriend I was a virgin and had 0 dating experience. I lied to her because honestly, I was tired of being a virgin and wanted to experience sex. After 35 days of knowing her we finally slept together. But within that 35 days, we both "caught feelings" for one another. After another month our feelings developed more and labeled ourselves as a couple. Oh, I'm sure she'll be devastated to find out that the 20-year-old father of her future child was a virgin and lied about it. How do you feel about being as older than your child than you are younger than your partner, though?
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# ? Aug 17, 2018 03:22 |
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# ? May 28, 2024 15:15 |
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the virgin dad and the baby chad
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# ? Aug 17, 2018 03:24 |
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This 39 year old's eggs were becoming unviable and she hooked up with the obvious fat virgin knowing she'd convince him to raw dog it and knock her up. That clock was ticking and the alarm was about to go off.
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# ? Aug 17, 2018 03:27 |
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Absurd Alhazred posted:I [20M] have been lying to my girlfriend [39F] Mommies gonna be 60 before the kid can drink legally At least they'll never have to put up with MILF jokes
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# ? Aug 17, 2018 03:52 |
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but are GILF jokes any better
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# ? Aug 17, 2018 03:56 |
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Martha Stewart Undying posted:but are GILF jokes any better Well, I think they're grand
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# ? Aug 17, 2018 03:57 |
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Martha Stewart Undying posted:but are GILF jokes any better she wouldn't be the child's grandmother? granny will prob be dead by their 12th birthday tbh
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# ? Aug 17, 2018 04:04 |
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My girlfriend [24F] of 2 years gave me [26M] some nude photos as a surprise gift. But I found a friend of mine [M] took them and I feel really uncomfortable about it.quote:My girlfriend and I have been dating for 2 years and it's great.
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# ? Aug 17, 2018 04:16 |
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Nurglings posted:she wouldn't be the child's grandmother? gilfs, like milfs, need not actually have children. just boobs ravished by time.
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# ? Aug 17, 2018 04:17 |
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Mordiceius posted:My girlfriend [24F] of 2 years gave me [26M] some nude photos as a surprise gift. But I found a friend of mine [M] took them and I feel really uncomfortable about it. Friend is actually a professional photographer who has done work like this in the past: eh, probably okay Friend is a guy with a DSLR: nope, shady as poo poo
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# ? Aug 17, 2018 04:20 |
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areyoucontagious posted:Friend is actually a professional photographer who has done work like this in the past: eh, probably okay Dude apparently doesn't have an actual business I guess? But he has hella equipment and a studio room. Regardless, it saved her about $1000 because quality boudoir photo shoots are expensive as gently caress. Source: friend recently did one for her boyfriend.
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# ? Aug 17, 2018 04:56 |
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areyoucontagious posted:Friend is actually a professional photographer who has done work like this in the past: eh, probably okay Friend is an ex-boyfriend
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# ? Aug 17, 2018 05:05 |
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I guess it makes sense in a ldr, but I think it's risky to even have those photos out there. With the amount of money it costs you could buy your own corset.
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# ? Aug 17, 2018 05:07 |
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My mother (50+) refuses to let my emotionally toxic ex-wife go, I'm M/35quote:I was married to a woman for about 5 years, and we were together for about 7. I left her January of last year, but really emotionally disconnected probably six months before I officially left. from your toxic family, OP. Or, well, in this case, declare Kareth on them.
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# ? Aug 17, 2018 05:10 |
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Mordiceius posted:Dude apparently doesn't have an actual business I guess? But he has hella equipment and a studio room. Then he's just a pervert.
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# ? Aug 17, 2018 05:37 |
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Mordiceius posted:My girlfriend [24F] of 2 years gave me [26M] some nude photos as a surprise gift. But I found a friend of mine [M] took them and I feel really uncomfortable about it. I would argue that professional quality naked or quasi-naked photos are rarely for the man... seems like more of a "feeling wanted and sexy" thing on behalf of the woman. My fiancee turns me on and I find her extremely sexy, but I just can't see myself personally being super stoked at being given naked photos. Am I in the minority here? I see her naked a lot. I really don't need the photos and like a lot of guys, I don't particularly give a poo poo about photos in general. If I wanted to see her naked now, I would just do that, it's allowed. If the answer is "well she won't be this attractive forever" well no poo poo but I'm not going to hoard photos of her when she was in her physiological prime, that's creepy as gently caress and would do nothing but shift expectations in a negative way as we both naturally age and have our own physical idiosyncrasies.
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# ? Aug 17, 2018 06:06 |
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Taima posted:I would argue that professional quality naked or quasi-naked photos are rarely for the man... seems like more of a "feeling wanted and sexy" thing on behalf of the woman. I kind of feel this way, who knows how I'll feel when I'm 60 and looking back on them but for now I wouldn't really care if I received those kinds of photos from my wife
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# ? Aug 17, 2018 07:03 |
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[California] help, Its an actual nightmare: Friend getting divorced, paralyzed suddenly, and wife has gone on a spending spree (self.legaladvice)quote:Hi Legal Advice, I've gotten help on here once before, so... Hopefully you can provide some guidance. I'll try to keep this loving nightmare short, but in general:
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# ? Aug 17, 2018 07:54 |
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Xenocides posted:discovered reddit.
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# ? Aug 17, 2018 08:00 |
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My [18M] friend [18M] touched me in my sleep, I had a physical release, he’s going to be living with me for 2 weeks and our parents are close, how do I handle this? Motherfucker, just as I clicked it it went from content to [deleted].
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# ? Aug 17, 2018 08:15 |
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Theophany posted:My [18M] friend [18M] touched me in my sleep, I had a physical release, he’s going to be living with me for 2 weeks and our parents are close, how do I handle this? quote:Last night my mate Jack stayed over. We’ve been good friends since we were in kindergarten. We fell asleep on the couch when we were watching movies and I woke up feeling extremely turned on, I had a huge erection. My head cleared from sleep fog and I realised someone was giving me a hand job. I cracked one eye open and realised it was Jack. I didn’t know what to do so I just froze and kept pretending to be asleep. I’m ashamed to say I came and he stopped after that and put my dick back in my shorts. I couldn’t sleep after that and the next day I pretended I was busy and he left shortly after waking up. I couldn’t look him in the eye. Reddit, to their credit, was pretty much universally on the side of "you were sexually assaulted, you need to tell someone about it".
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# ? Aug 17, 2018 08:21 |
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Known Lecher posted:Reddit, to their credit, was pretty much universally on the side of "you were sexually assaulted, you need to tell someone about it". He...he chose the pseudonym 'Jack'...?
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# ? Aug 17, 2018 08:41 |
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Theophany posted:He...he chose the pseudonym 'Jack'...? I'm Jack's lack of consent
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# ? Aug 17, 2018 12:03 |
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chemtrail huffer posted:[California] help, Its an actual nightmare: Friend getting divorced, paralyzed suddenly, and wife has gone on a spending spree (self.legaladvice) Why would she have power of attorney over someone who is presumably conscious and communicating (he asked to be taken off life support)? I thought that was for people in situations where they can't make their own decisions
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# ? Aug 17, 2018 12:57 |
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Fatkraken posted:Why would she have power of attorney over someone who is presumably conscious and communicating (he asked to be taken off life support)? I thought that was for people in situations where they can't make their own decisions I’m guessing it was maybe a ‘temporary emergency guardianship’ thing? Does that sort of horrible accident lead to them going over the patient’s head to their POA? Like what happened to Dax Cowart? Dude was really badly burnt in a gas leak explosion; he told a Good Samaritan to just let him die; he also told the hospital he wanted to die and they just went ‘lol nope. We treatin’ you.’
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# ? Aug 17, 2018 13:17 |
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Fatkraken posted:Why would she have power of attorney over someone who is presumably conscious and communicating (he asked to be taken off life support)? I thought that was for people in situations where they can't make their own decisions I don't think she would have. Provided he is of mental capacity she cannot dictate his treatment, though presumably they share finances so she can run up bills left, right and centre. Setting up a trust is likely to be the best option, so long as the trust itself pays for his care, treatment and whatever else he needs. As soon as it pays the money to him I don't think there is any distinction between whether the money is his or hers. Paying the money directly to her PayPal would be dumb as poo poo.
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# ? Aug 17, 2018 13:23 |
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Fatkraken posted:Why would she have power of attorney over someone who is presumably conscious and communicating (he asked to be taken off life support)? I thought that was for people in situations where they can't make their own decisions There's no requirement or presumption of inability for a POA, you can get one for someone that's competent and able bodied if they agree. But if you're physically unable to fill out forms or sign documents it would probably be a good idea to get a POA with someone who can. E: as to how this works with hospital directives, from everything I've heard a lot of medical providers are reluctant to pull the plug when close family members are arguing against it, regardless of legal status. the holy poopacy fucked around with this message at 13:48 on Aug 17, 2018 |
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Yeah once you give someone power of attorney they have the legal right to make decisions for you as though they were you until you figure out how to dissolve it. It's a whole thing for, say, seniors who get dementia and are perfectly capable of expressing their desire to go play in traffic. Don't give it to someone you don't trust implicitly because they can absolutely ruin you effortlessly.
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My [29F] boyfriend [28M] works out and then goes to sleep without showeringquote:I have been together with my boyfriend for about 2.5 years now. We live together and all around we have a good relationship. However, some of his hygiene practices I have found hard to live with and today we got in a big fight over one of them. Eww.
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# ? Aug 17, 2018 13:55 |
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:Yeah once you give someone power of attorney they have the legal right to make decisions for you as though they were you until you figure out how to dissolve it. It's a whole thing for, say, seniors who get dementia and are perfectly capable of expressing their desire to go play in traffic. Don't give it to someone you don't trust implicitly because they can absolutely ruin you effortlessly. Someone should have shown him this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mghxZzWVO7A
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# ? Aug 17, 2018 13:57 |
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LadyPictureShow posted:My [29F] boyfriend [28M] works out and then goes to sleep without showering I'd make him sleep on the couch but then I'd never get the stains out!
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# ? Aug 17, 2018 13:58 |
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Who are all these dudes who never learned how to shower and that "stink is bad"
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# ? Aug 17, 2018 13:59 |
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LadyPictureShow posted:My [29F] boyfriend [28M] works out and then goes to sleep without showering Lady, he's been this way with you for two and a half years. He's never going to change! Time to take out the trash.
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# ? Aug 17, 2018 13:59 |
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Collapsing Farts posted:Who are all these dudes who never learned how to shower and that "stink is bad" Had Mommy bathing them right up until their first girlfriend took over child care? Absurd Alhazred posted:Someone should have shown him this: lol this rules
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# ? Aug 17, 2018 14:03 |
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Showering feels good! Being clean feels good! Who are these weirdos who hate showering?
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# ? Aug 17, 2018 14:05 |
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who the gently caress doesnt enjoy a nice shower after a workout? dump that weirdo
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# ? Aug 17, 2018 14:10 |
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quote:Hi r/legaladvice, I'm an 18 year old with no criminal record and yesterday I was arrested for being completely naked on the street outside of my house while on acid (I told the police officers that I was but they did not charge me for it). I was issued an indecent exposure misdemeanor, and frankly I'm a bit lost as to what I should do and how likely I will go to jail. I'm supposed to start college in a week, and I'm extremely worried for the possible consequences. Should I for sure get an attorney to avoid being imprisoned, or is this something that I can resolve on my own? Thanks I got a good feelin' about this!
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# ? Aug 17, 2018 14:16 |
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Buzkashi posted:I got a good feelin' about this! Link please
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# ? Aug 17, 2018 14:18 |
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zakharov posted:Link please You do know reddit has a search function, right?
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# ? Aug 17, 2018 14:26 |
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:Yeah once you give someone power of attorney they have the legal right to make decisions for you as though they were you until you figure out how to dissolve it. It's a whole thing for, say, seniors who get dementia and are perfectly capable of expressing their desire to go play in traffic. Don't give it to someone you don't trust implicitly because they can absolutely ruin you effortlessly. If you need to give someone power of attorney, make sure it's a Limited power of attorney (i.e., for a specific purpose) and not a General power of attorney which basically gives them the right to make any decision on your behalf.
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