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Anne Whateley posted:My 17-year-old was cursing and screaming, which I can't stand, so I screamed louder and cursed more to make her shut up ...and then I crashed my car and got arrested. Did I do anything wrong?
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# ? Aug 30, 2018 17:32 |
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Pick posted:As an aside, I was talking with a friend who writes fanfiction, and apparently there's an entire subgenre dedicated to characters getting married and then aging such that the husband isn't quite so demanding and entitled about the wife's sexual availability and that just struck me as the saddest thing I'd ever heard what the gently caress, what is the cutesy fandom term for this
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# ? Aug 30, 2018 17:34 |
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Squidward absolutely fucks
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# ? Aug 30, 2018 17:36 |
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Anne Whateley posted:Sure, but if you use that to conclude "gay people shouldn't date bi people, and most bi people are lying" then you are biphobic. Like, by definition. (I'm also bi fwiw) I'm not sure he's said that to be honest. The worst I've heard is that when bi people write and say gay people won't date them, he seems to think that's BS but also says maybe date other bi people. I dunno I just don't buy the bi phobic thing. He's said some straight up lovely things but nah to that one in my opinion. Also (and I'm too lazy to put a second quote here I know pick said this not you) he's super into calling cheaters assholes if they made a monogomous commitment, he's just thinks it's dumb to make those commitments if you can't keep them. Cheating piece of poo poo is one of his most used terms haha. He has some soundbites/quotes that sound terrible when taken out of context, but overall he seems okay.
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# ? Aug 30, 2018 17:39 |
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man if you thought "writing 500,000-word epics about a magic teenager who happens to look just like me having a bunch of terrifying physically-impossible sex with Harry Potter" was an unhealthy way to process a shift to a new stage of life, wait until you hear about "writing 500,000-word epics about how Harry Potter isn't as into horrifying fetish sex with my self-insert anymore now that the kids are around and he's tired from his long day of being a magic cop but it's ok, everyone tell me it's ok"
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# ? Aug 30, 2018 17:39 |
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Captain Yossarian posted:Squidward absolutely fucks well apparently he did. now he asks his wife if they can have sex that night, she says “maybe,” then he has one beer with dinner, watches Homeland for an hour and wordlessly goes to bed
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# ? Aug 30, 2018 17:40 |
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DAD LOST MY IPOD posted:what the gently caress, what is the cutesy fandom term for this I don't know, I don't think I want to know
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# ? Aug 30, 2018 17:41 |
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Pelvic Floor Wax posted:I'm not sure he's said that to be honest. The worst I've heard is that when bi people write and say gay people won't date them, he seems to think that's BS but also says maybe date other bi people. I dunno I just don't buy the bi phobic thing. He's said some straight up lovely things but nah to that one in my opinion.
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# ? Aug 30, 2018 17:56 |
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Xenocides posted:Me [32F] with my husband [33F] Husband accused of having profile on dating site, says profile is a fake, how do we handle this? Comment from OP: quote:I have seen the photos, she emailed me them last night, and they're not selfies; I saw a tan-skinned finger across one of them. So they don't look as if he took them. I recognize the changing room/locker room; obviously I haven't been in there as it's a men's one, but it's our local pool. There's even guys in the background there, FFS! I have no idea what to think now.
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# ? Aug 30, 2018 18:01 |
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HoAssHo posted:Comment from OP: Honestly, the story the husband told makes a lot more sense than him forgetting what one of her friend's looks like and having a sauna buddy take his tinder pictures for him.
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# ? Aug 30, 2018 18:11 |
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Pelvic Floor Wax posted:I'm not sure he's said that to be honest. The worst I've heard is that when bi people write and say gay people won't date them, he seems to think that's BS but also says maybe date other bi people. I dunno I just don't buy the bi phobic thing. He's said some straight up lovely things but nah to that one in my opinion.
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# ? Aug 30, 2018 18:13 |
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loquacius posted:the most depressing possible way for erotic-fanfic aficionados to "grow up" And I thought it was weird when an increasing genre of drawn pornography (rarely live action) is loving couples in a stable sexually active relationship. Also sometimes one of them is a monster or they're furries or whatever. Porn's always been about the fantasy, frequently the unattainable.
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# ? Aug 30, 2018 18:16 |
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Smirking_Serpent posted:[CA] Accidentally Brought Weed to Military Base. This whole thing is complete bullshit written by someone who doesn't understand that the people who check IDs at the base gates aren't police officers and their job isn't enforcing the law as it applies to people who aren't in the military and don't work on base.
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# ? Aug 30, 2018 18:18 |
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loquacius posted:
So it's pretty much Harry Potter and the Cursed Child then?
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# ? Aug 30, 2018 18:19 |
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Pick posted:As an aside, I was talking with a friend who writes fanfiction, and apparently there's an entire subgenre dedicated to characters getting married and then aging such that the husband isn't quite so demanding and entitled about the wife's sexual availability and that just struck me as the saddest thing I'd ever heard So their sexual fantasy is about not having sex with the object of their sexual fantasy?
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# ? Aug 30, 2018 18:20 |
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gently caress Your Website posted:This whole thing is complete bullshit written by someone who doesn't understand that the people who check IDs at the base gates aren't police officers and their job isn't enforcing the law as it applies to people who aren't in the military and don't work on base. But in GTA when you get 6 stars they send the military after you, meaning the military is the MOST policey police
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# ? Aug 30, 2018 18:25 |
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Xenocides posted:So their sexual fantasy is about not having sex with the object of their sexual fantasy? No it's not about that, it's a fantastic allegory for your husband not badgering you when you're really loving tired and not really feeling it
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# ? Aug 30, 2018 18:34 |
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Ghost Leviathan posted:And I thought it was weird when an increasing genre of drawn pornography (rarely live action) is loving couples in a stable sexually active relationship. Also sometimes one of them is a monster or they're furries or whatever. IMHO that's always been a demographic thing. That tracks with how old the average member of the fandom is. If everyone is 14 then it's just mounds of writing fuckpiles, because of all the hormones
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# ? Aug 30, 2018 18:35 |
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Xenocides posted:So their sexual fantasy is about not having sex with the object of their sexual fantasy? you're thinking of cuck-fetish fiction
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# ? Aug 30, 2018 18:36 |
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Come and eat with me, beautiful lady!
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# ? Aug 30, 2018 18:38 |
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Big Boss: I have a long thick snake ready for you to eat Me: Thank you, grilled snake will be great for dinner.
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# ? Aug 30, 2018 18:39 |
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Is there a sub-genre of fanfiction about people's self-inserts leaving their boring husband Harry Potter to travel around the world for months on end and have amazing fulfilling experiences in places they've never been before, thus proving that no matter how old you get there's always still time for adventure or cheating on their distant, unavailable, irritable spouse Harry Potter with a cute young intern at their work and then buying a Ferrari and learning guitar
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# ? Aug 30, 2018 18:39 |
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Fake? Who knows My birth parents (30sM/F) recently attempted to get back in contact with me (16F) quote:u/tttthrowwwwwawayyyyy
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# ? Aug 30, 2018 18:39 |
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Captain Yossarian posted:Squidward absolutely fucks But he does not gently caress well.
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# ? Aug 30, 2018 18:40 |
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loquacius posted:Is there a sub-genre of fanfiction about people's self-inserts leaving their boring husband Harry Potter to travel around the world for months on end and have amazing fulfilling experiences in places they've never been before, thus proving that no matter how old you get there's always still time for adventure Eat Pray Animorph
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loquacius posted:Is there a sub-genre of fanfiction about people's self-inserts leaving their boring husband Harry Potter to travel around the world for months on end and have amazing fulfilling experiences in places they've never been before, thus proving that no matter how old you get there's always still time for adventure Nope, actually it's fascinating because I think your reply is indicative of a lot of what guys don't understand about women generally and ironically why these stories get written . The stories are stuff like "Bojack Horseman finally takes an interest in his wife's fiber art" or "Don Draper comes back from work at a reasonable hour and wants to talk about how grateful he is that they've built a successful life together and that it wouldn't have been possible without his long-suffering wife which, and he realizes she's never mentioned this, actually brings home a bit more money than he does and how that genuinely doesn't bother him because he is proud of her accomplishments and knows she deserves it" or "Prince Eric agrees to go to the teahouse with his wife on their day off and doesn't even complain about it or cause a scene"
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# ? Aug 30, 2018 18:43 |
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Milotic posted:Fake? Who knows quote:But they're threatening to charge my dad with kidnapping or something if I don't go with them. They're bluffing.
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# ? Aug 30, 2018 18:45 |
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dudeness posted:Big Boss: I have a long thick snake ready for you to eat when Boss says something like "I have a long thick snake ready for you to eat" hes absolutely already talking about grilled snake and doesnt understand innuendo
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# ? Aug 30, 2018 18:46 |
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From r/legaladvice but it is quote:
This person is so calm it makes me think they've been conditioned to this sort of behavior from their family.
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# ? Aug 30, 2018 18:47 |
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Pick posted:Nope, actually it's fascinating because I think your reply is indicative of a lot of what guys don't understand about women generally and ironically why these stories get written . Okay, that is kind of cute but also kind of sad.
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# ? Aug 30, 2018 18:48 |
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Xenocides posted:Okay, that is kind of cute but also kind of sad. Oh, buddy. it's all the way sad.
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# ? Aug 30, 2018 18:48 |
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Pick posted:Nope, actually it's fascinating because I think your reply is indicative of a lot of what guys don't understand about women generally and ironically why these stories get written . so, yes, basically This still sounds extremely depressing to me, but then again every usage of childish interests to deal with the stress of middle age feels depressing to me, which is why I also posted the midlife crisis Ferrari one and why I can't bring myself to keep up my guitar practice because it feels like a crutch already and I'm only 31
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# ? Aug 30, 2018 18:48 |
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HoAssHo posted:I have no idea what to think now. Whoa I am absolutely shocked. What the hell
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# ? Aug 30, 2018 18:53 |
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loquacius posted:so, yes, basically What's double amazing is a lot of guys here, in this thread, are going to laugh at this practice or be appalled by it and are never going to take the 6 seconds to stop and think "Do I take an interest in my wife's fiber art?" And of those who do, 80% are going to comfortably tell themselves that it's fine, their wife is a cool wife, she doesn't care if he pays attention to anything she cares about! And she writes
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Play posted:Whoa I am absolutely shocked. What the hell Yeah......I am thinking it is fictional now. Some kind of cheating rear end in a top hat trying to get back at his ex by creating an excuse as ridiculous as his were but this time it is real so she should have been believed him.
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loquacius posted:you're thinking of cuck-fetish fiction Speaking of cuck fetish stuff and differences in sexual appetite. I wonder how often the wife isn't that willing of a participant and it's 100% the husband's fantasy. Especially considering that most of the time when I see cuckold type porn it's got titles like "My nasty pig slut wife gets pounded by stranger's monster cock!" but then it's just two fairly average people having average sex.
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# ? Aug 30, 2018 18:55 |
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Pick posted:What's double amazing is a lot of guys here, in this thread, are going to laugh at this practice or be appalled by it and are never going to take the 6 seconds to stop and think "Do I take an interest in my wife's fiber art?" And of those who do, 80% are going to comfortably tell themselves that it's fine, their wife is a cool wife, she doesn't care if he pays attention to anything she cares about! Pick you are making a lot of assumptions about my marriage based on an Eat/Pray/Love joke
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# ? Aug 30, 2018 18:57 |
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loquacius posted:Pick you are making a lot of assumptions about my marriage based on an Eat/Pray/Love joke not you personally, jesus what an ego
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# ? Aug 30, 2018 18:57 |
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Pick posted:What's double amazing is a lot of guys here, in this thread, are going to laugh at this practice or be appalled by it and are never going to take the 6 seconds to stop and think "Do I take an interest in my wife's fiber art?" And of those who do, 80% are going to comfortably tell themselves that it's fine, their wife is a cool wife, she doesn't care if he pays attention to anything she cares about! Now I am glad I am single because I do not have to ask myself that.
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Pick posted:not you personally, jesus what an ego oh sorry certain people in this thread are making a lot of assumptions about my marriage based on an Eat/Pray/Love joke
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