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Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy

if money was the most important way to win elections then we'd have president jeb right now

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Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

if money was the most important way to win elections then we'd have president jeb right now


focus away from the presidency it's not even a matter of campaign donations it's a matter of personal wealth. to a certain extent there is an unspoken wealth requirement to run for office, especially for statewide elections.

Lunchabully
Jul 20, 2003
Pillbug

yorkinshire posted:

This kind of poo poo was all over Facebook during the election. A family member told me he let a homeless woman live in Trump tower rent free who he met when she was panhandling. I had to explain someone who lived in a solid gold apartment in a tower with his name on it was not some kind of Jesus figure.

It's not just Trump, I hear poo poo like this all the time about Steve Jobs, Elon Musk, and other rich fucks. It should be self-evidently obvious that you don't become a billionaire by being the kind of person who gives poo poo away for free to the needy, but Americans just really want to believe only good people become rich, or at least only smart, deserving people. Maybe because the reality is just too depressing and would require too much work / violence to fix.

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
well yeah it's just like how they'll victim blame people who've been raped or mugged and shot or whatever

because the alternative that bad things can just happen to you regardless of what you do is a difficult one for many people to reconcile with their just world fallacy outlook

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

https://twitter.com/GloryRiders/status/1037937854759018496
https://twitter.com/XMANLINCOLN/status/1038027124588912641
https://twitter.com/foxmoorestates/status/1037743545266782208
https://twitter.com/thenwhatthehell/status/1037732189146963968

morningdrew has issued a correction as of 14:25 on Sep 7, 2018

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slgt skal flge slgters gang




😉😉

Jedi Knight Luigi
Jul 13, 2009

literally all of these people are asking for things Bernie would have worked on.

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

Jedi Knight Luigi posted:

literally all of these people are asking for things Bernie would have worked on.

NO YOU COMMUNIST HOW ARE WE GOING TO PAY FOR ALL THAT FREE STUFF!??!

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

mono posted:

NO YOU COMMUNIST HOW ARE WE GOING TO PAY FOR ALL THAT FREE STUFF!??!

no see it's fine when they get the handouts and help they deserve it the problem is that bernie would give them to THOSE people and that is no good

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

its like that scene in The Jerk!

SpaceSDoorGunner posted:

And the far left wonders why liberals make all the policy decisions.

because they want to keep power? there are already current bodies on the streets: poor people

Potato Salad
Oct 23, 2014

nobody cares


mono posted:

NO YOU COMMUNIST HOW ARE WE GOING TO PAY FOR ALL THAT FREE STUFF!??!

*flushes $1T down the offshore corporate haven toilet*

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Potato Salad posted:

*flushes $1T down the offshore corporate haven toilet*

This is pretty much what has always happened with corporate tax cuts in the US.

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.

Kitfox88 posted:

no see it's fine when they get the handouts and help they deserve it the problem is that bernie would give them to THOSE people and that is no good

Yeah, just socialism for the right people. America is a white christian nation, that's the nation that should have free stuff.

A national socialism, if you will.

(Hey, that's catchy)

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Car Hater posted:

I almost love/hate to say this, but my dad lost the family home in 08 to a reverse mortgage + working in the home construction industry. He was homeless until I graduated college and took him in with some of my stoner buddies in a big rental in Detroit, where he could be close to odd jobs he could do under the table for a rich rear end property owner guy he knew from his working days, and we didn't make him pay rent for two years until one of my friends moved out.

When I told him I was giving a couple old ladies a ride to the DSA meeting this weekend he started yelling about "Socialism doesn't work" and "Enjoy your Stalin meeting"

Murrica.

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

WeAreTheRomans posted:

But also you can think Hillary was a waste and that voting for her in the general was the right choice, both actually are true and good

avatar/post combo

WeAreTheRomans
Feb 23, 2010

by R. Guyovich

Taintrunner posted:

avatar/post combo

I mean, I guess, but that was 44 pages ago...

Car Hater
May 7, 2007

wolf. bike.
Wolf. Bike.
Wolf! Bike!
WolfBike!
WolfBike!
ARROOOOOO!

He hasn't voted since losing said house, thankfully. The "drain the swamp" thing + the rise of alt-right youtube has certainly made him more insufferable though.

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕

Car Hater posted:

He hasn't voted since losing said house, thankfully. The "drain the swamp" thing + the rise of alt-right youtube has certainly made him more insufferable though.

Make Your Dad Homeless Again

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


Car Hater posted:

He hasn't voted since losing said house, thankfully. The "drain the swamp" thing + the rise of alt-right youtube has certainly made him more insufferable though.

the only way to get his respect is to boot his rear end out imo. chuds abhor weakness

Car Hater
May 7, 2007

wolf. bike.
Wolf. Bike.
Wolf! Bike!
WolfBike!
WolfBike!
ARROOOOOO!

Agean90 posted:

the only way to get his respect is to boot his rear end out imo. chuds abhor weakness

lmao as if I want his respect, dude's whack with poobrain and I haven't respected him in years. I just have too much pity for dumb animals and there aren't any no-kill shelters to take him to.

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost

Car Hater posted:

lmao as if I want his respect, dude's whack with poobrain and I haven't respected him in years. I just have too much pity for dumb animals and there aren't any no-kill shelters to take him to.

you can join the french foreign legion until 39 years 6 months of age. disguise his age, color his hair and send him off

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Car Hater posted:

lmao as if I want his respect, dude's whack with poobrain and I haven't respected him in years. I just have too much pity for dumb animals and there aren't any no-kill shelters to take him to.

Take him to a kill shelter. Needs as needs must.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015




I think its some kind of performance art.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Kitfox88 posted:

no see it's fine when they get the handouts and help they deserve it the problem is that bernie would give them to THOSE people and that is no good
Most Americans will starve before see a morsel of food go to a black child

Blast of Confetti
Apr 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

FactsAreUseless posted:

Most Americans will starve before see a morsel of food go to a black child

Let it happen imo

HobbitGrease
Jul 24, 2001

Young Orc
the voters in this thread are going from pathos to bathos at warp speed

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
Trump cant swim because of the sharks

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Kurtofan posted:

Trump cant swim because of the sharks

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Fred christs tragic accident

poisonpill
Nov 8, 2009

The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.


the gorilla channel AND shark week, together?!?!

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004




Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

capitalism will kill us all

agc

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Kurtofan posted:

Trump cant swim because of the sharks

but if he falls in the pool he cant get out because of the stairs. a real catch 22

WeAreTheRomans
Feb 23, 2010

by R. Guyovich

Lmao

Calico Heart
Mar 22, 2012

"wich the worst part was what troll face did to sonic's corpse after words wich was rape it. at that point i looked away"



Man so often I see poo poo like people going on twitter and asking people to donate to their funds for medicine they need to loving live or teachers giving up sick days so other teachers can take time off to get the treatment they need to loving live and it's so insane to me that anyone would ever look at the NHS and say "yeah well sometimes people over there have to wait longer"

like I can't understand eating up propaganda to the extent where people begging online for medicine they need to survive, and potentially failing and dying, is remotely comparable to having to read a book for a half hour in a waiting room

nice country, good job

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Calico Heart posted:

Man so often I see poo poo like people going on twitter and asking people to donate to their funds for medicine they need to loving live or teachers giving up sick days so other teachers can take time off to get the treatment they need to loving live and it's so insane to me that anyone would ever look at the NHS and say "yeah well sometimes people over there have to wait longer"

like I can't understand eating up propaganda to the extent where people begging online for medicine they need to survive, and potentially failing and dying, is remotely comparable to having to read a book for a half hour in a waiting room

nice country, good job

the only people eating it up are destroyed brained septugenarians who are rich and so the systems actually work quite well for them

the problem is that they also control everything in this gerontocracy. The average age of a congressman is like 66 lol

the average age of the founding fathers was 40

marktheando
Nov 4, 2006

Yeah its kind of amazing to me as a non American how ancient most of your politicians are. Its crazy to elect someone in their 70s or 80s to an important position.

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

marktheando posted:

Yeah its kind of amazing to me as a non American how ancient most of your politicians are. Its crazy to elect someone in their 70s or 80s to an important position.

I kinda like Jam Grandad though. :shobon:

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



marktheando posted:

Yeah its kind of amazing to me as a non American how ancient most of your politicians are. Its crazy to elect someone in their 70s or 80s to an important position.

As recently as last year we had a Senator who was so far into dementia that his aides had to walk him around and tell him how to vote on things. Here's a sample tweet from one of the most powerful men in the country:

https://twitter.com/ChuckGrassley/status/1033035911779557376

He's 84 years old

I think the Dems are a bit younger, and getting even younger by the election at the moment because there's a big push against people who have been in power for a long time FOR SOME REASON, but on the right they've been essentially so gerrymandered and unchallenged by their controlled opposition that there's districts that have just been hammering away for the incumbent for like 40 years, and there's never a challenger because barring a wave they basically can't lose and it's all machine politics so there's no real primarying either

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WeAreTheRomans
Feb 23, 2010

by R. Guyovich

Kitfox88 posted:

I kinda like Jam Grandad though. :shobon:

He's only 69* though



*Nice

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