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Jrbg
May 20, 2014

Mu. posted:

Never going to get over Matt being paid a salary of £650,000.

What the gently caress, you are lying

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Pilchenstein
May 17, 2012

So your plan is for half of us to die?

Hot Rope Guy

J_RBG posted:

What the gently caress, you are lying
Not according to Private Eye:
https://twitter.com/TomDavidson09/status/971789350609522689

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on Tory denials of a plot to unseat Theresa May – Leading Brexiters have downplayed the idea of a leadership challenge"

Telegraph:

Big farmers to see funding cut post-Brexit after Gove shakeup

Matt:

Salisbury novichok suspects say they were only visiting cathedral

Times:


Evening Standard:

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
That Matt is making me lose the will to live

Redeye Flight
Mar 26, 2010

God, I'm so tired. What the hell did I post last night?
I SWORE the Wurzels were a Midwestern band. Shows how much I know.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Rarity posted:

That Matt is making me lose the will to live

And that's why he gets the big bucks. No other cartoonist has that power. Well, maybe Ben Garrison.

Jrbg
May 20, 2014


Lol holy poo poo

Investigative journalists: £1
Subeditors: £2
Pensions and stable contracts for the hacks who built my paper's reputation: £1
Matt, Who Nails It: £650,000
Boris Johnson: £????

Someone please help me budget this my readership is dying

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
The Barclays are rich as poo poo, they don't give a gently caress.

RabidWeasel
Aug 4, 2007

Cultures thrive on their myths and legends...and snuggles!

goatface posted:

The Barclays are rich as poo poo, they don't give a gently caress.

They probably do give a gently caress that the readership of their crappy mouthpiece is going down the shitter even faster than all the other print news.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
They might care about that. I've not kept up with how much they actually still pay attention to the real world.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Ben Jennings on the latest batch of no-deal Brexit notices – The latest batch of no-deal notices reveal there could be a wide range of impacts on the public if the UK crashes out of the EU without any kind of deal, although ministers say the warnings are intended to help people plan"

Telegraph:


Independent:


Times:

Jacob Rees Mogg and his children are ambushed by 'class warriors' saying 'your daddy's a horrible person'

Evening Standard:

Brexit: Carney warns no-deal could see house prices plunge

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on Justin Welby and Amazon – The archbishop of Canterbury has been accused of hypocrisy after it emerged the Church of England uses zero-hours contracts and invests in Amazon, despite his attacks on both during a speech this week"

Telegraph:

No-deal Brexit could be as bad as 2008 financial crash, Carney says

Matt:


Independent:


Times:

After Gustave Doré.

Stephen Collins:

Rust Martialis
May 8, 2007

At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there
gently caress, a Matt that's not poo poo?

Jrbg
May 20, 2014

It's about how the CofE are actually huge hypocrites actually for talking about how bad the Tories are. And also it's in the genre of 'person next to sign' he loves to do

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Observer:

"Jacob Rees-Mogg leads his flock crashing out of Europe – The high priest of Project No Fear ignores warnings over falling house prices in a no-deal Brexit"

Sunday Telegraph:


Matt:


Independent on Sunday:

Cable rejects Lib Dem coalition with ‘appalling’ main parties

Yesterday's i paper:


Sunday Times:

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


Yeesh, there's some serious perspective issues in those Observer and Indie cartoons today.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
It's like pre-Renaissance art. You draw things wherever and as big as you need them to make your point.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
The perspective in the telegraph one is all over the place too.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Nicola Jennings on Theresa May and leadership speculation – The prime minister has said she gets ‘irritated’ by the debate over her future"

Telegraph:

Dudley Sutton obituary

Matt:

No-deal Brexit threatens to set UK back 10 years, warns Philip Hammond

Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:

TV weatherman ‘exaggerated Hurricane Florence winds’ as he battles to stand up

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
I think it's time we started a gently caress off, Matt meme

Fans
Jun 27, 2013

A reptile dysfunction

Rarity posted:

I think it's time we started a gently caress off, Matt meme

We’d be putting more effort into it than he puts into his lovely drawings

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
£650,000 a year.

Fans
Jun 27, 2013

A reptile dysfunction
He must have some loving amazing blackmail material

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on May's 'Chequers or no deal' warning – Theresa May insists the only alternative to her Chequers plan is crashing out of the EU with no deal, prompting her critics on the right of the Tory party to say the prime minister risks a ‘car crash’ if she sticks to her policy" After Rowlandson.

Telegraph:

Vince Cable calls on Lib Dems to liberate Britain from 'Brexit nightmare'

Matt:


Independent:

IMF chief highlights recession risk of no-deal Brexit

Times:


Evening Standard:

Trump hits China with $200bn of new tariffs as trade war escalates

David Squires:


I'm going on holiday and away from my computer for a week, so no updates from me. Others are encouraged to step in if they wish.

Also, if you're under 30 and can draw better than all this guff, then why not enter this competition:
https://twitter.com/Ncknwmn/status/1042036849861115906

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

what's the joke matt

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

Dabir posted:

what's the joke matt

Normally if a big event is on you would want to increase the publuc transportation capacity to the area, however the lib dem conference is so poorly attended that they have somehow caused a reduced demand. Well now I've defended a matt cartoon, what have i become

Jrbg
May 20, 2014

Not the most visual of concepts is it Matthew

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

this took me five minutes



that'll be £650,000 please

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Dabir posted:

this took me five minutes



that'll be £650,000 please

You'll no get £6.50 unless you've got photographs of the Barclay Brothers loving that goat.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on Labour's Brexit fudge over call for second vote – John McDonnell told party members at conference that Labour would support a referendum but only about a departure deal and not the option of staying in the EU"

Telegraph:

Labour's conference is in Liverpool.

Matt:

Beluga whale sighted in Thames estuary off Gravesend

Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:


Stephen Collins:


David Squires:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Brian Adcock on the Labour conference and Brexit – In a compromise brokered by Keir Starmer, Labour’s formal position is now that the party will seek a public vote on Brexit if parliament rejects Theresa May’s deal and it cannot force a general election"

Telegraph:

A Jeremy Corbyn government will put Britain in an economic 'deep freeze', business chiefs warn

Matt:

Skripal 'hitman' unmasked as GRU colonel awarded Russia's highest military honour by Vladimir Putin

Times:

John McDonnell targets water bosses in renationalisation plan

Evening Standard:

Jeremy Corbyn calls for election if MPs vote down May's Brexit deal

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


Is... Is the Evening Standard coming out in favour of Corbyn?

And gently caress me, that Blower is just desperate.

Redeye Flight
Mar 26, 2010

God, I'm so tired. What the hell did I post last night?
That Blower is already AGC. All it requires is to not be so rich and insulated from reality that you don't see the UK is already at the point of the right side image.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Blower sucks.

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
That Telegraph one looks like a ringing endorsement of Corbyn tbh

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

This is a weird one because under the Tories we've had factories closing, shops going bust, homelessness numbers skyrocketing and somehow the Telegraph seems to have missed it all.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on Jeremy Corbyn's conference speech – At the Labour party conference in Liverpool, Corbyn tried to position himself as sitting in the mainstream of British politics, three years after he took control of the party"

Telegraph:

Beluga whale remains in Thames amid concerns for its safety

Independent:


Times:

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RabidWeasel
Aug 4, 2007

Cultures thrive on their myths and legends...and snuggles!
Whales, construction workers and Marx: good things you should enjoy.

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