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Endless Mike posted:imagine buying this instead of an ipad LastInLine posted:
anthonypants fucked around with this message at 04:46 on Sep 21, 2018 |
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https://www.aboutchromebooks.com/news/first-look-chrome-os-pixelbook-tablet-nocturne-madebygoogle/ they're making another hybrid one, because coherent brand strategy is for loving chumps
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# ? Sep 21, 2018 04:48 |
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infernal machines posted:https://www.aboutchromebooks.com/news/first-look-chrome-os-pixelbook-tablet-nocturne-madebygoogle/ thats because its a coherent promotion strategy
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# ? Sep 21, 2018 05:08 |
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google doesn’t have a strategy because it’s a bunch of random groups loving around, making products with no coordination, no oversight, and no direction. exactly the same as their software “strategy”, their hardware one is to haphazardly poo poo out a bunch of random products and then quickly abandon them.
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# ? Sep 21, 2018 06:05 |
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anthonypants posted:they're talking about a chromebook, but your point stands
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# ? Sep 21, 2018 15:05 |
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Endless Mike posted:imagine buying this instead of an ipad nah
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# ? Sep 21, 2018 15:06 |
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lite rally can’t typ eon it b ut otherwise than that suitsm yneeds 4/%
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# ? Sep 21, 2018 15:12 |
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jesus WEP posted:lite rally can’t typ eon it b ut otherwise than that suitsm yneeds 4/% sMae 0p
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# ? Sep 21, 2018 15:14 |
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Endless Mike posted:imagine buying this instead of an ipad q4 2018: waiting for godot
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# ? Sep 21, 2018 15:16 |
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I met a guy in his mid 20s this summer who was *dual wielding* blackberries he had a blackberry passport, and a blackberry key 2 his job is "graduate student"
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# ? Sep 21, 2018 15:17 |
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Pinterest Mom posted:I met a guy in his mid 20s this summer who was *dual wielding* blackberries thats fine Pinterest Mom posted:his job is "graduate student" deadly combination, avoid this person at all costs
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# ? Sep 21, 2018 15:19 |
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Pinterest Mom posted:I met a guy in his mid 20s this summer who was *dual wielding* blackberries More like Pissport, ammirite?
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# ? Sep 21, 2018 15:22 |
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Pinterest Mom posted:his job is "graduate student"
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# ? Sep 21, 2018 16:24 |
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FMguru posted:i.e. "unemployed", working on unlocking "unemployable" doesn't matter, dad's rich as gently caress and they can cruise being a shitlord forever
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# ? Sep 21, 2018 17:07 |
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The Management posted:google doesn’t have a strategy because it’s a bunch of random groups loving around, making products with no coordination, no oversight, and no direction. exactly the same as their software “strategy”, their hardware one is to haphazardly poo poo out a bunch of random products and then quickly abandon them. it would be better if they abandoned stuff instead of actively making it worse
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# ? Sep 21, 2018 17:43 |
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google abandon good stuff all the time, and i need you to not give them any further ideas lest they kill off scholar next
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# ? Sep 21, 2018 18:35 |
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Cybernetic Vermin posted:google abandon good stuff all the time, and i need you to not give them any further ideas lest they kill off scholar next if your google product has less than one hundred million users you can already consider it dead.
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# ? Sep 21, 2018 19:00 |
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Cybernetic Vermin posted:lest they kill off scholar next several groups of people at my place of employment spent months trying to get in contact with a single live person that works on scholar
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# ? Sep 21, 2018 19:16 |
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The Management posted:if your google product has less than one hundred million users you can already consider it dead. even then don't be so sure, more than 100 million people use toothbrushes every day
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# ? Sep 21, 2018 19:17 |
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fun fact: scholar doesn't allow any aws ips to use its service
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# ? Sep 21, 2018 19:18 |
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The Management posted:google ... it’s a bunch of random groups loving around, making products with no coordination, no oversight, and no direction. 100% true. Doubly so for hardware.
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# ? Sep 21, 2018 19:40 |
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Dielectric posted:Doubly so for hardware. google doesnt make hardware
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# ? Sep 21, 2018 19:40 |
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anthonypants posted:wow, they built a temperature sensor right into the back I could certainly use a rectal thermometer in my EDC kit, why not dual purpose that with my phone?
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# ? Sep 21, 2018 19:44 |
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the iphone XIS should have an RGB apple logo on the back that does rainbow colors
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# ? Sep 21, 2018 21:27 |
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it should come with an attachment that sucks your dick
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# ? Sep 21, 2018 21:31 |
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indigi posted:it should come with an attachment that sucks your dick seems impractical as the box would have to be as big as a refrigerator to fit your mom inside
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# ? Sep 21, 2018 23:49 |
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graph posted:several groups of people at my place of employment spent months trying to get in contact with a single live person that works on scholar i don't know the exact number of times I've reported bugs in Google products, but it's gotta be several dozen. the only time i ever got back anything typed by a human was when there was a bug in google maps, where any request for transit directions from my then-address would only return the last train or bus of the night, so like 2 or 3 am. this bug lasted for months and the unsigned reply just explained that they were working on the bug meanwhile the route finder at the actual transit authority website (built with probably 0.001% of google maps's funding) worked fine
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# ? Sep 22, 2018 00:17 |
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incels interlinked posted:seems impractical as the box would have to be as big as a refrigerator to fit your mom inside my mother is a saint and has never hosed
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# ? Sep 22, 2018 00:18 |
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that isn't a requirement. many saints had sex during their earthly lives
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# ? Sep 22, 2018 00:19 |
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the vast majority of girl ones were, though
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# ? Sep 22, 2018 00:22 |
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indigi posted:my mother is a saint and has never hosed Jesus?
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# ? Sep 22, 2018 00:24 |
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hobbesmaster posted:Jesus? Mary hosed just not til later
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# ? Sep 22, 2018 00:27 |
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i believe it is the same for men. this isn't the point though, i said it's not a requirement. also we have now destroyed what tiny opening for humor there was based on my mediocre post
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# ? Sep 22, 2018 00:27 |
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graph posted:fun fact: scholar doesn't allow any aws ips to use its service after 5 months of trying to get in touch with anyone their answer was 'we dont care' hey pal you realize like all of academia is moving to vdi on aws
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# ? Sep 22, 2018 01:34 |
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graph posted:hey pal you realize like all of academia is moving to vdi on aws graph posted:'we dont care'
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# ? Sep 22, 2018 01:56 |
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graph posted:after 5 months of trying to get in touch with anyone their answer was 'we dont care' move to google clown problem solved
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indigi posted:my mother is a saint and has never hosed a Saint Bernard
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The Management posted:a Saint Bernard
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The Management posted:a Saint Bernard SHOTS FIRED
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The Management posted:a Saint Bernard aw gently caress, man!!!!!!!!!
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