Star Trek: *hits blunt* The higher, the fewerrrrrr

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Tunicate: May 15, 2012

HD DAD posted:

�Captain, sensors are detecting we�re a fictional universe being observed over television�

Everyone turns and stares into the camera for 41 minutes

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-674

# ? Oct 3, 2018 20:41

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# ? May 15, 2024 01:56

Pieces of Peace: Jul 8, 2006; Hazardous in small doses.

Does anybody have the link to that artist�s Tumblr where they redid the Trek species as more alien? Like the Bajorans were basically space llamas, I think the Ferengi were bug people?

# ? Oct 3, 2018 20:46

Phylodox: Mar 30, 2006; College Slice

Pieces of Peace posted:

Like the Bajorans were basically space llamas, I think the Ferengi were bug people?

Ferengi are clearly rodents.

# ? Oct 3, 2018 20:52

Brawnfire: Jul 13, 2004; 🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
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The Bloop posted:

The Enterprise is a Paladin
The Excelsior is a Cleric
The Defiant is a Fighter
Romulan Warbird is an Assassin
Klingon BoP is a Rogue
USS Voyager is a bard

The Prometheus is a Ranger with Multi-shot

# ? Oct 3, 2018 21:10

Tom Guycot: Oct 15, 2008; Chief of Governors

womb with a view posted:

True but every time the conversation gets going the unnecessary plot device of the rickety Bajoran poo poo barge falls apart again and we need another scene of the two of them rotating a pair of cranks laboriously.

I like the aesthetic and idea of the space sail ship but... good god does that as a concept fall apart with a single glance of scrutiny. How the hell are they getting off the planet in the first place if they dont' even have electricity? Or get enough speed for orbit to use the sails? That was really silly.

The Bloop posted:

The Enterprise is a Paladin
The Excelsior is a Cleric
The Defiant is a Fighter
Romulan Warbird is an Assassin
Klingon BoP is a Rogue
USS Voyager is a bard

NX-01 is your friend thats never played before, joining your group, and loving around the whole time screwing things up while not knowing the rules.

# ? Oct 3, 2018 21:39

Wungus: Mar 5, 2004

Tom Guycot posted:

How the hell are they getting off the planet in the first place if they dont' even have electricity?.

Bajor has led the galactic pack in rubber band technologies since time immemorial

# ? Oct 3, 2018 21:49

WampaLord: Jan 14, 2010

The Bloop posted:

The Enterprise is a Paladin
The Excelsior is a Cleric
The Defiant is a Fighter
Romulan Warbird is an Assassin
Klingon BoP is a Rogue
USS Voyager is a bard

That Romulan ship from Nemesis is some min-maxed bullshit like Pun-Pun.

# ? Oct 3, 2018 21:55

Farmer Crack-Ass: Jan 2, 2001; this is me posting irl

Pieces of Peace posted:

Does anybody have the link to that artist�s Tumblr where they redid the Trek species as more alien? Like the Bajorans were basically space llamas, I think the Ferengi were bug people?

Sounds like you're thinking of Pick's star trek doodle parade.

# ? Oct 3, 2018 22:26

Pick: Jul 19, 2009; Nap Ghost

Nah I think they�re thinking of the Spock dog book by Subspace. Anyway honestly there�s shitloads of people who do it, I can post some sometime. �Laurenhatch� is one I think, does rad stuff.

# ? Oct 3, 2018 22:29

Pick: Jul 19, 2009; Nap Ghost

Lots of people LOVE Bolians apparently.

# ? Oct 3, 2018 22:43

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Pick posted:

Lots of people LOVE Bolians apparently.

Once you go blue with a seam down the middle...

# ? Oct 3, 2018 22:46

The_Doctor: Mar 29, 2007; "The entire history of this incarnation is one of temporal orbits, retcons, paradoxes, parallel time lines, reiterations, and divergences. How anyone can make head or tail of all this chaos, I don't know."

Nice new poster.

https://twitter.com/startrekcbs/status/1046791887317692416

# ? Oct 3, 2018 23:52

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Star Trek: Dark Phoenix

# ? Oct 3, 2018 23:56

TheCenturion: May 3, 2013; HI I LIKE TO GIVE ADVICE ON RELATIONSHIPS

Romulans?

# ? Oct 4, 2018 00:43

Brawnfire: Jul 13, 2004; 🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
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TheCenturion posted:

Romulans?

If there's Romulans, I'm watching. It's impossible to make the Romulans disinteresting to me.

*Nemesis, ST9 pull at Brawnfire's sleeve*

YEP ROMULANS ARE ALWAYS THE COOLEST.

# ? Oct 4, 2018 00:52

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

I think it's supposed to be like angelic imagery. The producers said the season has something to do with science vs. religion.

# ? Oct 4, 2018 00:53

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

HD DAD posted:

“Captain, sensors are detecting we’re a fictional universe being observed over television”

Everyone turns and stares into the camera for 41 minutes

The first season of Akibaranger was pretty great, yeah.

# ? Oct 4, 2018 00:58

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Drink-Mix Man posted:

I think it's supposed to be like angelic imagery. The producers said the season has something to do with science vs. religion.

Oh lordy

# ? Oct 4, 2018 01:02

Tighclops: Jan 23, 2008; Unable to deal with it; Grimey Drawer

Drink-Mix Man posted:

I think it's supposed to be like angelic imagery. The producers said the season has something to do with science vs. religion.

I'm sure they'll tackle this subject with the same finesse and thoughtfulness they used in season one and the end result won't be an insulting mess of mixed messages

# ? Oct 4, 2018 01:10

Nullsmack: Dec 7, 2001; Digital apocalypse

Drink-Mix Man posted:

I think it's supposed to be like angelic imagery. The producers said the season has something to do with science vs. religion.

Star Trek V: The Final TV Series.

# ? Oct 4, 2018 01:13

Tom Guycot: Oct 15, 2008; Chief of Governors

it might tackle that, but thats going to 100% involve romulans.

I can't wait to see bald romulans with horns and 4 arms who spend all day drinking fighting and laughing

# ? Oct 4, 2018 01:14

primaltrash: Feb 11, 2008; (Thought-ful Croak)

Pieces of Peace posted:

Does anybody have the link to that artist�s Tumblr where they redid the Trek species as more alien? Like the Bajorans were basically space llamas, I think the Ferengi were bug people?

http://unimatrixeight.tumblr.com/tagged/redesigns

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# ? Oct 4, 2018 01:25

MikeJF: Dec 20, 2003

Drink-Mix Man posted:

I think it's supposed to be like angelic imagery. The producers said the season has something to do with science vs. religion.

Fuuuuck.

# ? Oct 4, 2018 02:09

Pieces of Peace: Jul 8, 2006; Hazardous in small doses.

MillennialVulcan posted:

http://unimatrixeight.tumblr.com/tagged/redesigns

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Ohh yeah that�s the stuff.

# ? Oct 4, 2018 02:15

John Wick of Dogs: Mar 4, 2017; A real hellraiser

Science vs religion are some of the best trek episodes.

# ? Oct 4, 2018 02:17

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Al Borland Corpse posted:

Science vs religion are some of the best trek episodes.

I'm sure Discovery will do it as well as Devil's Due or even Mortal Coil :rolleye:

# ? Oct 4, 2018 02:45

Big Mean Jerk: Jan 27, 2009; Well, of course I know him.
He's me.

Never forget how every single alien Heaven in Star Trek is real, except Neelix�s because gently caress that guy

# ? Oct 4, 2018 02:54

Winifred Madgers: Feb 12, 2002

Drink-Mix Man posted:

I think it's supposed to be like angelic imagery. The producers said the season has something to do with science vs. religion.

lmao

# ? Oct 4, 2018 03:01

Tom Guycot: Oct 15, 2008; Chief of Governors

Al Borland Corpse posted:

Science vs religion are some of the best trek episodes.

I feel like it never gets enough love, but one of my all time favorite trek episodes is "Picard has to go to court to prove God is a grifter".

# ? Oct 4, 2018 04:23

MikeJF: Dec 20, 2003

Al Borland Corpse posted:

Science vs religion are some of the best trek episodes.

I know, it's just my general lack of trust in the new show combined with it being an easy topic to gently caress up. I should give them another chance, I suppose.

# ? Oct 4, 2018 04:37

Pick: Jul 19, 2009; Nap Ghost

MillennialVulcan posted:

http://unimatrixeight.tumblr.com/tagged/redesigns

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That's the one I was thinking of, got it wrong though and its "laurelhatch", my bad :doh:

# ? Oct 4, 2018 04:51

Roadie: Jun 30, 2013

Al Borland Corpse posted:

Someone already committed Nog's diff on accident

code:

git checkout -b tom-riker

# ? Oct 4, 2018 05:54

Roadie: Jun 30, 2013

Pacra posted:

What is that ship, the USS Pendulous Breasts?????

James Cameron made a design for a spaceship with boobs to make fun of Roger Corman, and Roger Corman decided to actually put it in the movie.

I'm not joking, that's actually what happened.

# ? Oct 4, 2018 06:21

The_Doctor: Mar 29, 2007; "The entire history of this incarnation is one of temporal orbits, retcons, paradoxes, parallel time lines, reiterations, and divergences. How anyone can make head or tail of all this chaos, I don't know."

I mean, I am a little curious.