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Fo3
Feb 14, 2004

RAAAAARGH!!!! GIFT CARDS ARE FUCKING RETARDED!!!!

(I need a hug)
No hat unless you can get 14"s cap in time.

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fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:

Fermented Tinal posted:

Going to the courthouse in Caledon this morning to meet with the Crown prosecutor about my speeding ticket.

Wearing a suit, but my question for ya'll is, hat or no hat?


No

Fermented Tinal
Aug 25, 2005

by Pragmatica

Fo3 posted:

No hat unless you can get 14"s cap in time.

I bought the hat in the picture from 14.

Also, I wasn't being serious guys. My dress shoes are also in the car and polished.

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


Band shirt, ratty jeans, comfy old sneakers.

gently caress dress codes forever.

Suburban Dad
Jan 10, 2007


Well what's attached to a leash that it made itself?
The punchline is the way that you've been fuckin' yourself




haha, reminds me of when I got a ticket for no front plate in college. I wore a suit and was very respectful to the judge and the ticket got thrown out. The next guy, also a student, dressed normally, (went to school with a bunch of rich white kids, though I wasn't one of the rich ones, lol) busted out of the courtroom after his ticket was upheld, and the bailiff came out and chewed his rear end out and told him to go back and apologize to the judge.

Suburban Dad fucked around with this message at 15:18 on Oct 12, 2018

T-Square
May 14, 2009

When I used to drive my beater-rear end spray-painted '94 Accord in high school I constantly got pulled over for no front plate because I was too lazy to zip-tie it to my front bumper. I always had it sitting in my passenger foot-well and every time I'd just be like "Yeah I got in a fender bender and put a new junkyard bumper on last week, I just haven't put the plate on yet. Look, I have it right here!"


Got away with it every time :coolfish:


Apparently they don't give a poo poo now though, because I haven't had a front plate in years and can't remember the last time I've been pulled over.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


I am dumb and still dont have photos, but Jeffs Statesman has actually run the guantlent of a methhead and survived with ZERO issues except busted wheels. Jeff took delivery literally 5 minutes before our surpise replacement car. Many beers were had, and now we are just going to transplant the SC V8 into Jeffs. The black one we had was pretty much a donor so oh well.

It's funny how priorities work, one of best mate, first thing I thought of was the car seats for the girls.

The story of Jeff is over for now pending insurance changing locks as the methhead is still on the loose with the original keys. Through the beers I did hook up a janky killswitch for now and a few security cameras for peace of mind over his house.

CerealKilla420
Jan 3, 2014

"I need a handle man..."

T-Square posted:

When I used to drive my beater-rear end spray-painted '94 Accord in high school I constantly got pulled over for no front plate because I was too lazy to zip-tie it to my front bumper. I always had it sitting in my passenger foot-well and every time I'd just be like "Yeah I got in a fender bender and put a new junkyard bumper on last week, I just haven't put the plate on yet. Look, I have it right here!"


Got away with it every time :coolfish:


Apparently they don't give a poo poo now though, because I haven't had a front plate in years and can't remember the last time I've been pulled over.

I don't need a front plate in my state :cool:

I also drive a beater rear end accord tho so I've done similar things when I've been pulled over for having a light out. "Thanks for letting me know officer, these older cars don't have sensors to tell you when the lights go out!"

Truth is tho my ex accord actually does have a brake light warning on the dash :frogc00l:

Imo driving an old but well cared for beater that looks presentable is probably the best way to avoid getting pulled over.

Fermented Tinal
Aug 25, 2005

by Pragmatica
Well the prosecutor was dressed casually and she didn't listen to a single word I had to say. 17 years of clean record meant absolutely dick. My choice was failure to obey a sign for $200 and two points or drive all the way back here a third time for a trial.

gently caress the system.

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

Well how are they supposed to make money if the let all the offenders in suits off the hook?

Somebody has to make the quota, geez.

Fo3
Feb 14, 2004

RAAAAARGH!!!! GIFT CARDS ARE FUCKING RETARDED!!!!

(I need a hug)

Fermented Tinal posted:

Well the prosecutor was dressed casually and she didn't listen to a single word I had to say. 17 years of clean record meant absolutely dick. My choice was failure to obey a sign for $200 and two points or drive all the way back here a third time for a trial.

gently caress the system.

That's how a hearing works. Plead innocent or guilty and if pleading innocent then there's a trial later. When you said before you were going to the courthouse I thought you had already done the preliminary step.
Down here the first hearings are done by a magistrate and there's a bulk lot of people/cases to go through in a limited time. There's no full trials or witnesses etc possible in that bulk setting - most people with lawyers request an adjournment and rebook a trial date too.

Fo3 fucked around with this message at 17:11 on Oct 12, 2018

Fermented Tinal
Aug 25, 2005

by Pragmatica

Fo3 posted:

That's how a hearing works. Plead innocent or guilty and if pleading innocent then there's a trial later. When you said before you were going to a trial I thought you had already done the preliminary step.

I said I was meeting with the prosecutor, I dressed up because I thought it would help by showing some respect. Instead of was a room full of people getting 20 seconds each of "This or trial, NEXT!"

The judge seemed to like that I wasn't in street clothes. She scowled at everyone except me.

Fo3
Feb 14, 2004

RAAAAARGH!!!! GIFT CARDS ARE FUCKING RETARDED!!!!

(I need a hug)

Fermented Tinal posted:

I said I was meeting with the prosecutor, I dressed up because I thought it would help. Instead of was a room full of people getting 20 seconds each of "This or trial, NEXT!"

Yeah, I've been naughty in the past too, and that's how it was for me even with a magistrate on the first hearing, so I know from experience as well.

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002
https://arstechnica.com/science/2018/10/fda-issues-stiff-warning-to-e-cig-seller-who-put-viagra-in-vape-liquid/

lmao VAPIN REALLY HARD BRO

Fermented Tinal
Aug 25, 2005

by Pragmatica

Fo3 posted:

Yeah, I've been naughty in the past too, and that's how it was for me even with a magistrate on the first hearing, so I know from experience as well.

I honestly had no idea what to expect and was going based off what my coworkers in Toronto told me about their experiences. I was under the impression there was going to be an actual conversation.

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!


Rhyno posted:

Ha, yeah it's $4K before the discount, I just didn't read the entire form. Should be under $3100 for both eyes. I was quoted $2600 PER eye about 4 years ago.

I know - it's come WAY down. Would have been something like that for my bad eyeballs some years ago. Now it's $3300 to have an entire new special snowflake lens put in. Would have been $2500 total if I could have just gone for LASIK. That's still a fair chunk, but much, much more doable than prices a decade ago.

IOwnCalculus posted:

"I told you, it's colon s c a x colon, get it loving right!"

:scax: ?

Boaz MacPhereson
Jul 11, 2006

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Two good eyes No Busted Limbs
Piss OK Genitals intact
Multiple scars Heals fast
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on the Powder Lakes V8
No guzzoline No supplies
ISOLATE PSYCHOTIC
Keep muzzled...

Darchangel posted:

I know - it's come WAY down. Would have been something like that for my bad eyeballs some years ago. Now it's $3300 to have an entire new special snowflake lens put in. Would have been $2500 total if I could have just gone for LASIK. That's still a fair chunk, but much, much more doable than prices a decade ago.


:scax: ?

:sax:

but covered in poop. I think it died off a while back.

builds character
Jan 16, 2008

Keep at it.

Fermented Tinal posted:

I honestly had no idea what to expect and was going based off what my coworkers in Toronto told me about their experiences. I was under the impression there was going to be an actual conversation.

So... you're going to trial?

Maybe you should have worn the hat after all?

Humphreys posted:


It's funny how priorities work, one of best mate, first thing I thought of was the car seats for the girls.

The story of Jeff is over for now pending insurance changing locks as the methhead is still on the loose with the original keys. Through the beers I did hook up a janky killswitch for now and a few security cameras for peace of mind over his house.

Isn't this what makes you a good friend? Over over or over "well, if a couple of friends happen to run into the guy..."

Geoj
May 28, 2008

BITTER POOR PERSON

Fermented Tinal posted:

Well the prosecutor was dressed casually and she didn't listen to a single word I had to say. 17 years of clean record meant absolutely dick. My choice was failure to obey a sign for $200 and two points or drive all the way back here a third time for a trial.

gently caress the system.

I mean, you might get lucky if you show up to the hearing.

I had a failure to control ticket tossed about seven years ago after some idiot in the wrong lane of an interchange nearly changed lanes into me and I bounced off a guard rail trying to avoid being sideswiped.

Officer didn't show up the day of the hearing, prosecutor said she hadn't been able to reach him for the week leading up to the court date. Went before the magistrate, explained my side of the story and the prosecutor shrugged because all she had was what was written on the citation. Ticket was dismissed after I objected to the prosecutor's request for a continuance on grounds that I was using PTO to appear in court and it would be highly unlikely I'd be shown the same courtesy if roles were reversed.

Although it probably helped that I had a reasonable excuse for the cause of my ticket - if they have you dead to rights blowing a stop sign there isn't much you can do besides hope the officer doesn't appear.

builds character
Jan 16, 2008

Keep at it.

Geoj posted:

I mean, you might get lucky if you show up to the hearing.

I had a failure to control ticket tossed about seven years ago after some idiot in the wrong lane of an interchange nearly changed lanes into me and I bounced off a guard rail trying to avoid being sideswiped.

Officer didn't show up the day of the hearing, prosecutor said she hadn't been able to reach him for the week leading up to the court date. Went before the magistrate, explained my side of the story and the prosecutor shrugged because all she had was what was written on the citation. Ticket was dismissed after I objected to the prosecutor's request for a continuance on grounds that I was using PTO to appear in court and it would be highly unlikely I'd be shown the same courtesy if roles were reversed.

Although it probably helped that I had a reasonable excuse for the cause of my ticket - if they have you dead to rights blowing a stop sign there isn't much you can do besides hope the officer doesn't appear.

At least in NY, what you do is you delay. And then you delay some more. And you delay some more. And you keep delaying until you can't and then it's two or three years later and the cop is way less likely to show up.

Fermented Tinal
Aug 25, 2005

by Pragmatica

builds character posted:

So... you're going to trial?

No, it was massively inconvenient for me to go to a courthouse ~150km from my home twice in the middle of workdays (admittedly it's only like 30km out of my way on my 164km commute). I took a lesser charge of failure to obey a sign for $200 and 2 points because I realized that this particular court did not give a gently caress and I didn't want to end up with my original charge of 34 over + 4 points and to have to make a third or possibly fourth trip and miss even more work.

I would've been able to handle it over the phone if the cop who pulled me over and I had realized that I had actually handed him two insurance cards, only one of which was expired.

Fermented Tinal fucked around with this message at 19:14 on Oct 12, 2018

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Oct 21, 2015




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Geoj
May 28, 2008

BITTER POOR PERSON

Great username/post combo.

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

Geoj posted:

Great username/post combo.

mods change his name to vape boner fuel

CerealKilla420
Jan 3, 2014

"I need a handle man..."
I guess they're really trying to put everything in vape juice these days.

You can get caffeine and melatonin vape juices.

meatpimp
May 15, 2004

Psst -- Wanna buy

:) EVERYWHERE :)
some high-quality thread's DESTROYED!

:kheldragar:

Hey... did you guys notice that the forum name was changed to the first couple lines of Rob Zombie's "Dragula"?

CerealKilla420
Jan 3, 2014

"I need a handle man..."

meatpimp posted:

Hey... did you guys notice that the forum name was changed to the first couple lines of Rob Zombie's "Dragula"?

SLAM IN THE BACK OF MY DRAGULAAAAAAAA

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!


meatpimp posted:

Hey... did you guys notice that the forum name was changed to the first couple lines of Rob Zombie's "Dragula"?

Like, two weeks ago, and there's a subforum that continues the stanza.

edit: OUGH THE TREES STRANGLING THE BREEZE DEAD I AM THE SKY WATCHING ANGELS CRY

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.

meatpimp posted:

Hey... did you guys notice that the forum name was changed to the first couple lines of Rob Zombie's "Dragula"?
Superstition, fear and jealousy.

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:

meatpimp posted:

Hey... did you guys notice that the forum name was changed to the first couple lines of Rob Zombie's "Dragula"?

Thanks i only just got that song out of my head

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

Good egg
:colbert:

The forum titles still showed normal on the app until just recently.

Dagen H
Mar 19, 2009

Hogertrafikomlaggningen

meatpimp posted:

Hey... did you guys notice that the forum name was changed to the first couple lines of Rob Zombie's "Dragula"?

You seem agitated, like this guy

Kia Soul Enthusias
May 9, 2004

zoom-zoom
Toilet Rascal

Dagen H posted:

You seem agitated, like this guy


I didn't find the image in time. :[

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!


Dagen H posted:

You seem agitated, like this guy

He seems a bit tightly would for an Internet comedy forum.

edit: I mean the guy in the referenced thread, not meatpimp. Meatpimp seems calm at the moment.

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!



M. Night Shyamalan: YOU NEVER LEFT.

redgubbinz
May 1, 2007

Boaz MacPhereson posted:

:sax:

but covered in poop. I think it died off a while back.

I was going to have lasagna tonight but I'm suddenly not hungry anymore...

meatpimp
May 15, 2004

Psst -- Wanna buy

:) EVERYWHERE :)
some high-quality thread's DESTROYED!

:kheldragar:

Darchangel posted:

Meatpimp seems calm at the moment.

That'll never last.

Biodome
Nov 21, 2006

Gerry

Darchangel posted:

I know - it's come WAY down. Would have been something like that for my bad eyeballs some years ago. Now it's $3300 to have an entire new special snowflake lens put in. Would have been $2500 total if I could have just gone for LASIK. That's still a fair chunk, but much, much more doable than prices a decade ago.


:scax: ?

I got lasik 5 years ago in Plano at LASIK plus by Dr Robert Smith and it’s a life changer. Took like 5 minutes if that. Excited for you.

MomJeans420
Mar 19, 2007



I got lasik this year and it kicks rear end. Also, they gave me a DVD with the whole procedure, so I'm able to show all my friends the doctor cutting open the flap and all the fun parts. The only thing that sucked was around 45mins after it finished, my eyes were really feeling irritated until the drugs they gave me to help me sleep kicked in. Once I slept for ~4 hours, I woke up and felt fine. I paid $4k, but I planned ahead and maxed out my FSA at $2650, so it was really only ~$2675 in after tax money.

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IOwnCalculus
Apr 2, 2003








redgubbinz posted:

I was going to have lasagna tonight but I'm suddenly not hungry anymore...

I didn't realize the old smiley was gone but yeah. That's the one.

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