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What if you need the candy Like need it
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You give the children the candy so they get nice and fat and then eat the children. Eating fat children is what Halloween is really all about.
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Oct 22, 2018 22:42
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The real solution is to make the children fight for candy in a Thunderdome so that adults can get something out of the preparation and investments accrued during Halloween
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Oct 22, 2018 22:44
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andrew smash posted:What if you need the candy Quite frankly I'm so angry that the troglodytes in this thread apparently want diabetics to literally die of low blood sugar that I'm going to write a whole bunch of extremely indignant posts about it starting now:
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Oct 22, 2018 22:46
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candy sucks
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Oct 22, 2018 22:50
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The wife's request was terrible and stupid because yes you can buy candy next day and Halloween is for children. The husband is an rear end in a top hat though because he just ignored his wife's request. Either honor the request or convince her beforehand that it's stupid. Don't just ignore it and go against her wishes. They are both terrible but husband is worse. Just deciding you know what's best is just going to destroy a relationship. Can you imagine if/when they have kids?
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Oct 22, 2018 22:54
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I stopped eating candy a few weeks ago but my desires for sugar are still all out of whack so I just ate like 12 bananas.
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Oct 22, 2018 23:02
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the right thing to do would be for the wife to realize the kids deserve the candy the stupid thing to do is to bikeshed the argument to the point where keeping ten pieces of candy is a level of Disney villainy
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Oct 22, 2018 23:03
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The correct thing to do is to lure her into the basement with promises of a candy of amontillado
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Oct 22, 2018 23:05
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Barudak posted:The correct thing to do is to lure her into the basement with promises of a candy of amontillado
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Oct 22, 2018 23:16
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My paternal grandmother was drunk one afternoon and my cousins asked her for root beer floats. She scooped a dose of finest vanilla into each mug, and then in her alcoholic haze, topped them off with old Milwaukee's best. She served the tykes on the porch swing and when they started wrinkling their noses and complaining that they tasted funny, she snatched up the fly swatter and chased they ungrateful asses off the porch and all the way down into the vineyard.
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Oct 22, 2018 23:22
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tactlessbastard posted:My paternal grandmother was drunk one afternoon and my cousins asked her for root beer floats. She scooped a dose of finest vanilla into each mug, and then in her alcoholic haze, topped them off with old Milwaukee's best. She served the tykes on the porch swing and when they started wrinkling their noses and complaining that they tasted funny, she snatched up the fly swatter and chased they ungrateful asses off the porch and all the way down into the vineyard. I had a violently alcoholic grandma too. Fun times.
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Oct 22, 2018 23:23
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Man some of you fatties really get your goiters in an uproar if someone goes touching your candy around puckin time.
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Oct 22, 2018 23:29
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I would have given the children the candy and my husband would not have loving cared because he isn't weird. The wife is weird. fake edit: also I wouldn't have asked my husband to put aside candy I specifically purchased to give out on Halloween. Who does that? Buy on sale bags you freaks.
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Oct 22, 2018 23:39
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basically if youre an adult with, uh, strong feelings re: the specific candies you will eat, after having already ate 10 "packs" of candy in that day, and you're willing to deny candy to children on halloween to do that, eat the specific candy you saved as your second candy-eat in a 24 hour period, then you may want to reevaluate your relationship with candy
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Oct 22, 2018 23:46
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:basically if youre an adult with, uh, strong feelings re: the specific candies you will eat, after having already ate 10 "packs" of candy in that day, and you're willing to deny candy to children on halloween to do that, eat the specific candy you saved as your second candy-eat in a 24 hour period, then you may want to reevaluate your relationship with candy
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Oct 22, 2018 23:52
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And now for the darker side of candy where it is used as a weapon to frame an innocent man: I [18M] am diabetic. Someone keeps putting candy boxes and wrappers in my car to get me in trouble with my parents. I have no idea who it is or how to make it stop. quote:Hi r/relationships. I had no idea where to post this but I know you guys are pretty good at giving advice so I figured I’d give it a go.
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Oct 22, 2018 23:53
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Barudak posted:The correct thing to do is to lure her into the basement with promises of a candy of amontillado Son, I like the cut of your jib.
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Oct 22, 2018 23:54
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Halloween is my favorite holiday by like...a lot. I'm one of "those people." Every year I go all out, animatronics, crazy decor, etc. - the kids who don't scream and run away get a full size bar for their terrors. I'm not a parent and I more or less hate kids and even I get that part of the fun of the holiday is how children experience it. If my partner pulled aside a couple of bars from the tray for himself for later, and I needed them for actual trick or treaters, those bars would go back to the tray. It wouldn't even be an option, which is where I think the dude's issue lies. He shouldn't have even asked (and then gone against her wishes), he should have just said "hey we need these I'll get you more tomorrow pinkie promise," and moved the gently caress on with the evening. She's a brat if she'd rather keep the candy she didn't even intend on immediately eating over giving it to a kid on the holiday literally celebrated in present times specifically for kids to go door to door and get candy.
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Oct 22, 2018 23:56
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And when the candy goes digital poo poo gets real fast: My (24m) gf(20f) got mad at me because I used a power-up while playing candy crush together - need insight quote:Hello Reddit. Thank you for reading and forgive me for any spelling/grammatical mistakes as English isn't my native language.
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Oct 23, 2018 00:04
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Xenocides posted:And now for the darker side of candy where it is used as a weapon to frame an innocent man: plot twist: the parents don't want their precious child to go away for college and are framing him themselves
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Oct 23, 2018 00:04
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LadyPictureShow posted:I decided to search for Halloween. Wife fat, so what?
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Oct 23, 2018 00:10
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I wonder how being candy obsessed and being child-free at Disney World fall on the Venn diagram.
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Oct 23, 2018 00:11
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LabyaMynora posted:Wife fat, so what? Also greedy and impatient, that's what
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Oct 23, 2018 00:12
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And candy destroys a relationship: My [26f] boyfriend [26m] left the house because I said I didn’t want to eat the chocolate. What now? quote:My boyfriend of 3 years has been very moody lately. Picking at everything I do and everything I say. Candy is evil.
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Oct 23, 2018 00:12
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Xenocides posted:And candy destroys a relationship: Offering someone candy is the same as implying they deserve candy. It's a compliment, and therefore abuse.
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Oct 23, 2018 00:15
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I sigh and draw my milk chocolate KitKatana, and join the battle to let the kids have candy on Halloween
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Oct 23, 2018 00:16
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I don't really like them chocolates
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Oct 23, 2018 00:17
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poo poo you hear at a PG rated Klan rally
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Oct 23, 2018 00:18
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tactlessbastard posted:poo poo you hear at a hard candy enthusiast meeting
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Oct 23, 2018 00:19
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And after all this candy we need an adorable palate cleanser. Have some cuteness: Me [17F] with friend at school [17M] I have a crush on him, not sure if/how to ask him out, need help with signals quote:Hi all, And the update gets even cuter: quote:I figured I'd update to encourage anyone in the same boat as I was. I asked him out over email. I translated "Will you go out with me? I really like you" into unicode. He responded (also in unicode) that he would and also sent some ASCII art. 
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Oct 23, 2018 00:20
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Xenocides posted:And after all this candy we need an adorable palate cleanser. Have some cuteness: Better start hording candy now, you can't trust men not to give it away
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Oct 23, 2018 00:28
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Going back to the 3DS post a bit, is it possible this is a generational or class thing? Younger people and especially younger people from families of means might be used to getting new electronics all the time because a new Samsung came out this year or you dropped your old one or whatever, so each individual one doesn’t have much significance attached to it, but if you’re a little older and you grew up saving your allowance for a year to get a Game Boy then each piece of plastic and circuitry can take on much more emotional weight. Barudak posted:As a sommelier, may I point out to sirs and madams that while colloquially MD 20/20 is referred to as "Mad Dog" the MD is for Mogen David. If you would like I can provide a small flight sampler to pick which of their flavors are most to your liking. Holy poo poo what??? How did I not know this?
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Oct 23, 2018 00:38
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Pirate Radar posted:Going back to the 3DS post a bit, is it possible this is a generational or class thing? Younger people and especially younger people from families of means might be used to getting new electronics all the time because a new Samsung came out this year or you dropped your old one or whatever, so each individual one doesn’t have much significance attached to it, but if you’re a little older and you grew up saving your allowance for a year to get a Game Boy then each piece of plastic and circuitry can take on much more emotional weight. no way every electronic things are trash forever and people who collect them are idiots for example have you ever met someone who collects record players and apple 2's???? they have some sort of emotional connection to them to which I say pffft morons try reading a book outside sometime you basement dwellers man electronic keepsakes let me tell ya
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Oct 23, 2018 00:42
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My Linux Rig posted:no way every electronic things are trash forever and people who collect them are idiots for example have you ever met someone who collects record players and apple 2's???? they have some sort of emotional connection to them to which I say pffft morons try reading a book outside sometime you basement dwellers man electronic keepsakes let me tell ya Are you feeling okay?
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Oct 23, 2018 00:45
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Xenocides posted:And after all this candy we need an adorable palate cleanser. Have some cuteness:
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Oct 23, 2018 00:49
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/r/relationships: the candy shop war
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Oct 23, 2018 00:59
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Ghost Leviathan posted:/r/relationships: the candy shop war /r/relationships: I'll candy crush your goddamn skull E: too bad that poster gimme the GOD drat candy isn't here to weigh in.
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Oct 23, 2018 01:07
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dudeness posted:Lol he doesn't know what glass houses means. 
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My [35M] ex wife [34F] won't drop it. I got my son [6M] a chocolate cake for his birthday party and I forgot he's allergic.quote:My ex wife and I have twin boys, Axel and Jamie. They're identical twins. Jamie is allergic to Chocolate and I forgot. We have 2 older daughters who are 8 and 9.
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