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quote:I'm in Pennsylvania, by the way. This one is decent, but the op gets real salty in the replies when people point out that, maybe, shielding an addict from the consequences of their very dangerous actions maybe isn’t the best idea quote:You know what? You're right! They just made a mistake! Twice! And probably a million more times than the op knows aboot quote:Again, as I said to other poster, the moral advice isn't really applicable in this forum. I'm well aware the DUI is something beyond me. My only concern regards the Hit and Run charge. quote:Well, I went to the police station and significantly effected the police report. quote:I appreciate you scumbags that contribute nothing in terms of advice. quote:And yet I did. The accident report the police officer was working when I got there is now far past its deadline.
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Palemdromes posted:This one is decent, but the op gets real salty in the replies when people point out that, maybe, shielding an addict from the consequences of their very dangerous actions maybe isn’t the best idea lmao is he desperate to gently caress her or something?
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# ? Oct 25, 2018 10:51 |
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Theophany posted:lmao is he desperate to gently caress her or something? quote:You got it, right there. Dead on. I imagine you people just roll dice that says "Cuck", "SJW", "White Knight", etc. and think you're contributing.
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# ? Oct 25, 2018 10:56 |
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Thought so.
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# ? Oct 25, 2018 11:42 |
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I love it when the OPs hilariously overreact to even the slightest criticism. NO gently caress YOU, DAD!
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# ? Oct 25, 2018 12:29 |
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Skipping pages to suggest that Liz get an ESA parrot
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# ? Oct 25, 2018 12:35 |
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Grem posted:It's anal. It's always anal. My [20F] boyfriend [21M] of half a year revealed something about his past sex life and I can't get over it quote:It's been going on for half a year ish and it's mostly been really good! But during pres a week ago, he revealed he used to eat his ex-girlfriend's [20-ishF] rear end all the time and I can't get over it. Maybe I'm too much of a germaphobe but I could never do that and I'm weirded out by kissing him now. He's always been respectful when I've said we'd never do any anal stuff and I like him for that but whenever we kiss I just think "that tongue was in someone's rear end".
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# ? Oct 25, 2018 13:01 |
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From dear prudencequote:Dear Prudence, Up the ante. Turn up in top hat and tails, or a pimpin fresh zoot suit.
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# ? Oct 25, 2018 13:11 |
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Go straight for assless chaps.
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# ? Oct 25, 2018 14:27 |
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loquacius posted:I could see offering your kid a sip of booze under the assumption that when they actually taste it they'll just pull a face and go "gross, no thanks" and stop asking When I was about 2, I loved Pepsi. It was my go-to but my parents, being smart, didn't let me have but a sip every once in a while. My dad liked Pepsi and rum together , so I'm sure you see where this was going when I saw his glass left unattended. One sip of sweet Pepsi later and the rum burned my tongue and throat. My mom likes to tell me she came in and saw me crying and hysterical, but denied drinking dad's drink, but I, being a smart toddler, kept pointing at the drink and saying it hurt me BUT I DIDN'T DRINK IT.
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# ? Oct 25, 2018 14:33 |
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:My [20F] boyfriend [21M] of half a year revealed something about his past sex life and I can't get over it Also, I don't know why so many guys think anal is some holy grail.
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# ? Oct 25, 2018 14:36 |
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alphabettitouretti posted:From dear prudence Your company has a strict dress code, it's just to dress like a slob
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# ? Oct 25, 2018 14:37 |
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Cowslips Warren posted:When I was about 2, I loved Pepsi. It was my go-to but my parents, being smart, didn't let me have but a sip every once in a while. My dad liked Pepsi and rum together , so I'm sure you see where this was going when I saw his glass left unattended. One sip of sweet Pepsi later and the rum burned my tongue and throat. My mom likes to tell me she came in and saw me crying and hysterical, but denied drinking dad's drink, but I, being a smart toddler, kept pointing at the drink and saying it hurt me BUT I DIDN'T DRINK IT. Parenting fail #1: Allowing a baby to drink Pepsi. WTF? Parenting fail #2: Leaving an alcoholic drink where the baby can reach it. Sorry, but I think your parents were pretty negligent.
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Moon Atari posted:Even if he actually has money dating Elon Musk is a bad romantic decision, let alone trying to support the broke version. Even if his poo poo actually takes off he’s just liable to pull a Steve Jobs and screw her (and his daughter for good measure) out of seeing a dime of the money he makes.
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# ? Oct 25, 2018 14:41 |
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Leon Einstein posted:She's a weirdo, but why do so many people talk about how they had sex with other people? Some people may find it hot, but most people are weird about it. I blame pornography and/or repressed homosexuality.
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# ? Oct 25, 2018 14:46 |
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therobit posted:Parenting fail #1: Allowing a baby to drink Pepsi. WTF? Uh, more importantly, leaving a glass where the baby can reach it. that could have gone extremely badly
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# ? Oct 25, 2018 14:48 |
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Ghost Leviathan posted:I blame pornography and/or repressed homosexuality. Don't blame straight guys on us, we have enough poo poo to deal with.
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# ? Oct 25, 2018 14:49 |
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One of my brothers toddled up to my uncle's can of Pepsi, snatched it up and took a big swig, not knowing that it wasn't a Pepsi but was my uncle's spit cup. I did the same thing with a longneck in a pool hall one time but in my defense I was pretty drunk.
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# ? Oct 25, 2018 14:49 |
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Lotta people ask their partner what they did before but dont actually want to know. I recommend solving this by saying you never slept with anyone before them, no matter the evidence to the contrary or even if you just emerged from a writhing pile of loving from the orgy ready to finish your partner off.
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# ? Oct 25, 2018 14:50 |
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Leon Einstein posted:She's a weirdo, but why do so many people talk about how they had sex with other people? Some people may find it hot, but most people are weird about it. There’s a middle ground here between finding it hot and being disgusted by it where it’s just a thing that happened and you don’t care that much
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# ? Oct 25, 2018 14:51 |
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Leon Einstein posted:She's a weirdo, but why do so many people talk about how they had sex with other people? Some people may find it hot, but most people are weird about it. "Hey so I used to do this thing with my last partner and they were really into it, what do you think about it" "yeah sure/no thanks that doesn't sound great/I'm lubing myself up as we speak"
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# ? Oct 25, 2018 14:55 |
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Cowslips Warren posted:When I was about 2, I loved Pepsi. It was my go-to but my parents, being smart, didn't let me have but a sip every once in a while. My dad liked Pepsi and rum together , so I'm sure you see where this was going when I saw his glass left unattended. One sip of sweet Pepsi later and the rum burned my tongue and throat. My mom likes to tell me she came in and saw me crying and hysterical, but denied drinking dad's drink, but I, being a smart toddler, kept pointing at the drink and saying it hurt me BUT I DIDN'T DRINK IT.
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# ? Oct 25, 2018 14:55 |
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"Leaving out a rum and coke" is the standard for bad parenting around here??????? loving lmao riiiiiight . Spoken like a bunch of people who have never even babysat
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Pick posted:"Leaving out a rum and coke" is the standard for bad parenting around here??????? Dipping baby's pacifier in whisky is a pro-tier parenting move.
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# ? Oct 25, 2018 15:02 |
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Gonna start imagining Pick as Julian from Trailer Park Boys
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# ? Oct 25, 2018 15:06 |
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CheesyDog posted:Skipping pages to suggest that Liz get an ESA parrot She doesn't work there anymore but if she did I'd totally recommend she do this and train it to say "I'm coming to kill you Jack" every time it sees him Ideally if she could get a parrot with a cartoonishly threatening visage, like Iago from Aladdin when he's pretending to be a normal bird or something, that'd be great, but they might be hard to find
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# ? Oct 25, 2018 15:06 |
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alphabettitouretti posted:From dear prudence they must be in sales. nobody else from a corporation is dumb enough to turn down a casual dress code, especially if what they’ve moved on to is a startup
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# ? Oct 25, 2018 15:07 |
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No wonder you guys are such whiners, your mothers were too nice to you. You don't know how to deal with conflict. Your expectations resultingly have been out of control, and nothing will appease you.
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# ? Oct 25, 2018 15:12 |
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Freudian posted:Don't blame straight guys on us, we have enough poo poo to deal with. Fair enough. I think sheer novelty probably has something to do with it. Pick posted:No wonder you guys are such whiners, your mothers were too nice to you. You don't know how to deal with conflict. Your expectations resultingly have been out of control, and nothing will appease you. I'll have you know my mother taught me the meaning of conflict, especially the eternal pointless kind
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# ? Oct 25, 2018 15:18 |
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Pick posted:No wonder you guys are such whiners, your mothers were too nice to you. You don't know how to deal with conflict. Your expectations resultingly have been out of control, and nothing will appease you. Your game is slipping. You can do better than this.
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# ? Oct 25, 2018 15:18 |
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Megillah Gorilla posted:Go straight for assless chaps. Chaps by definition do not cover the buttocks. You are banned from this leather bar until you “get it.”
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# ? Oct 25, 2018 15:22 |
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alphabettitouretti posted:From dear prudence What kind of idiot calls their boss's clothes out as unprofessional? You would get at a minimum a warning for insubordination at most larger companies, whether you are right or not. That she doesn't know how to handle it tells me she isn't very good at the whole "management" thing.
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# ? Oct 25, 2018 15:27 |
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Pirate Radar posted:Gonna start imagining Pick as Julian from Trailer Park Boys I want to make it clear that this is a compliment
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# ? Oct 25, 2018 15:29 |
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therobit posted:What kind of idiot calls their boss's clothes out as unprofessional? You would get at a minimum a warning for insubordination at most larger companies, whether you are right or not. That she doesn't know how to handle it tells me she isn't very good at the whole "management" thing. Capitalism disfavours non-sociopathic behaviour more and more the further up the chain you go
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# ? Oct 25, 2018 15:29 |
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Pick's "character" being pro-child-abuse in the general case does explain a lot though
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# ? Oct 25, 2018 15:30 |
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LadyPictureShow posted:My boyfriend (26M) keeps starting new businesses and I don't know if I'm (27F) reacting appropriately. 90% of self-described entrepreneurs are just people who are unemployable.
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# ? Oct 25, 2018 15:33 |
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It is not child-abuse to expect the young people to make good decisions.
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# ? Oct 25, 2018 15:36 |
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My Linux Rig posted:they must be in sales. nobody else from a corporation is dumb enough to turn down a casual dress code, especially if what they’ve moved on to is a startup me on my first day at a hip new startup. Casual dress code so I rolled up my sleeves.
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# ? Oct 25, 2018 15:36 |
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And it is no wonder that you see so many people with anxiety and addiction to marijuana considering their parents don't prepare them for a world in which they are expected to take responsibility. It is like a ship captain putting a passenger in a rowboat out at sea and what does the passenger do? Start smoking weed like a trash can.
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Our parents all told us getting an arts degree in college was a good idea
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