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twoday posted:??? honest critique: this is mixing up issues and doesn't really reflect anything that was happening on c-spam. what's the "goblin" referring to?
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I think the simple fact that it mixes things up and is about something random and doesn't seek to explain itself is itself the reason it should be included
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The Snoo posted:op I love what you're doing, keep it up man i wanted to emptyquote u praising the art being posted and then u added a meme that i started in february 2017. one of my early trump administration memes and one of my career highlights. I still post that one sometimes when i snipe a page because it's such a part of me. thanks for the good memories about the time when donald trump in his first month in office literally did a reverse Benghazi, killing a us navy seal, an insanely expensive american shootyplane, and an 8-year old american girl who loved minnie mouse, and whose favorite flavor of skittles was the same as yours
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Oct 3, 2018 03:46
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hail the goblin. the tax return goblin: it's good
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Duscat posted:honest critique: this is mixing up issues and doesn't really reflect anything that was happening on c-spam. what's the "goblin" referring to? So, someone posted about this in the trump thread: https://twitter.com/lorengrush/status/1047124882692218881?s=21 Shortly thereafter someone posted a tweet about : https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1047316582379216897?s=21 Medieval manuscripts often focus on astrological alignments and people in the old days were obsessed with the appearance of comets heralding a change of fortune. I am thinking of how to progress with the book of orb. I want to create some esoteric nonsense resembling medieval books. I also bought new ink that smears more easily. I’m just messing around today, really.
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the goblin is already canon
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Yes Look, I just want to finish this book and print it and hide it in a jar in a cave in the mountains in the desert and confuse the poo poo out of people 3000 years from now while also being able to claim that I did a fair job of documenting the news, that’s it
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That DICK! posted:Donald trumps the president; he loves piss, his best friend is kim jong un, he throws paper towels at disaster victims for fun. his latest Supreme Court pick is the rapist villain of an 80s movie about a ski resort who said “beer o’clock” a record-breaking 69 times at his confirmation hearing. his best friends are squee and new fat mike.
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Smythe posted:ddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
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Here Nichael, as requested, a compressed tattoo able version of the poster I don't have a ruler with me and drew it freehand, so it's a bit crooked. The tattoo artist can fix that easily though. Get someone who is good at line work. twoday has issued a correction as of 02:47 on Oct 4, 2018 |
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I can get draw it properly next week, but if you show this to a decent tattooist and have them resketch it, it should be fine. Just make sure they are good at drawing straight lines.
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Keep on truckin', friend The use of allegorical symbols to convey things, and the fact that they have equivalents in Astronomy, Astrology, Alchemy, and probably several other things that begin with A Assholes is always...amusing? In Gene Wolfe's Book of the New Sun, the characters carry around a children's book. At some point the main character realizes it is a history of earth. The only way it could be intelligible to anyone, regardless of society's technological development, was to cast them as kid's stories. Anyway, while I've no doubt you have ideas aplenty, maybe you could explain how Hilary Goddamn Clinton took a society ravaged by the power of the few over the many and lost to a racist buffoon who won the nomination by promising to be a monster-for the people, but he lied about that second part "Trump was America's rear end in a top hat, and through it, all the ugly poo poo of America came in a great torrent."
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The way I see it, America is the rear end in a top hat in this metaphor, and Clinton was the option of continuing to wear a pair of soiled undergarments, and trump was the hands of goatse. And Bernie was toilet paper. I am not going to draw this though
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twoday posted:The way I see it, America is the rear end in a top hat in this metaphor, and Clinton was the option of continuing to wear a pair of soiled undergarments, and trump was the hands of goatse. And Bernie was toilet paper. No, please don't
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Icon of Diogenes of Sinope Recipe section: velvet milkman posted:put this poo poo on some rice twoday has issued a correction as of 21:00 on Oct 7, 2018 |
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Each culture is a system, completely intelligible unto itself, and the things it includes or omits in discussion also a part of this system. This may make it seem crude and unintelligible to those unfamiliar with the system, but does not make it any less primitive.
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Sooooo......have you read that lovely 1970s "authentic" Necronomicon? If not, you should
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put someone in the book about sticking stuff up your rear end
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Sheng-Ji Yang posted:this is now the official flag of cspam
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That's gonna use a lot of ink
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Alright, I'm back from my journey to the heart of darkness and have access to the book and my writing supplies again. I want to record the events of the MAGAbomber in a fancy illuminated series of pages of text similar to what I did with the Orb (scroll up or check the table of contents at the OP), while it is still fresh in my memory, and might do that tomorrow. Anyone have any choice bits of text or images from that event still rattling around in their heads that I should include?
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 Kanye Kanye Kanye Truml Trump Trump yea
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twoday posted:Alright, I'm back from my journey to the heart of darkness and have access to the book and my writing supplies again. an illuminated manuscript of your ear vinegar maybe
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twoday posted:Alright, I'm back from my journey to the heart of darkness and have access to the book and my writing supplies again. This quote still floors me quote:As news spread of Sayoc’s arrest Friday, interviews with people who know him revealed him as someone able to express contempt for blacks, Hispanics, Jews and gays even while working at jobs that put him in touch with the public. And he did it without drawing a complaint.
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Epic High Five posted:an illuminated manuscript of your ear vinegar maybe I was already thinking of something like an ad from a snake oil salesman Twoday's patented Ear vinegar, works like a charm
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DMCrimson posted:This quote still floors me jfc
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Oct 30, 2018 00:42
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That is the exact opposite of the textbook "he was a normal guy, I would never expect him to anything like that." Really dark stuff.
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used to be you had to at least make the trains run on time* if you wanted to be a sociopathic fascist now, pizza deliveries we’ve come a long way i guess *eta: just expressing exasperation here; this is in *no way* to suggest any level of actual competence on the part of any loving fascist, or that if there were any it would in any way justify any of their sick, disgusting behavior Red Dad Redemption has issued a correction as of 03:09 on Oct 30, 2018 |
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Nude Hoxha Cameo posted:used to be you had to at least make the trains run on time if you wanted to be a sociopathic fascist None of them ever actually made the trains run on time 
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Cadaver_Maclaine posted:None of them ever actually made the trains run on time I think we got the idea that the Fascists were "ruthless but very efficient" from 60s Star Trek, they say that a bunch of times twoday posted:I want to record the events of the MAGAbomber in a fancy illuminated series of pages of text similar to what I did with the Orb (scroll up or check the table of contents at the OP), while it is still fresh in my memory, and might do that tomorrow. Anyone have any choice bits of text or images from that event still rattling around in their heads that I should include? Check out the NYT thread and see the madness of the fever swamp center fail to understand anything Come out with the most insulting, feeble "but BOTH SIDES" and "CIVILITY" quote you can imagine, then look for it in the NYT and WaPo to discover a less articulate but somehow more insulting example of what you made up
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Cadaver_Maclaine posted:None of them ever actually made the trains run on time  this toleration (casual, rationalized or otherwise) of fascist and authoritarian statements, behaviors, etc in the age of trump is just endlessly loving appalling
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Nebakenezzer posted:I think we got the idea that the Fascists were "ruthless but very efficient" from 60s Star Trek, they say that a bunch of times The takes are endlessly appalling, but I’m more interested in making a chronicle of this guys life. From lead chipendales dancer to being a fake Native American to living in a trump van, in the style of the Bayeux Tapestry  The Life of Chud
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twoday posted:The takes are endlessly appalling, but I’m more interested in making a chronicle of this guys life. From lead chipendales dancer to being a fake Native American to living in a trump van, in the style of the Bayeux Tapestry I've not been keeping up, lol what, that's amazing
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No no I didn’t actually make a tapestry  This is called “Bavarian Interrogation” and its H0 scale twoday has issued a correction as of 05:02 on Oct 30, 2018 |
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a fun way to look into the MAGABomber is that he stole valor from the most Italian sounding tribe - Seminole Ayyyyyy I’m a Seminole doin’ a pow wow ovah here boppa da booppity
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Well, besides the Carbonara Indians of the Piedmont and, of course, the Holi Canoli peoples of the Upper Plains
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  This work is based upon Albrecht Durer's woodcut "Saint John Devouring the Book of the Apocalypse" and depicts Cesar Sayoc (the Magabomber) receiving personal instructions from Trump to make America great again in the form of a messaianic vision. Trump appears to Sayoc in the sky as a deific being made of light, straddling both water and land, standing upon legs made of pipe bombs, and pointing Sayoc towards an even brighter light, conveying unto him the message that would come to guide his actions: "Kanye Kanye Kanye Truml Trump Trump yea". A lone alligator sets the scene in the swamps of Southern Florida, whence a darkened path leads from Sayoc towards the ominous looming vision of New York, the home of Trump's sworn enemies at CNN. twoday has issued a correction as of 01:25 on Oct 31, 2018 |
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twoday posted:
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