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shut up blegum posted:I'm afraid to ask, but what's the thread title referring to? guy's wife wanted him to poo poo on her
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life is a joke posted:.05 seems really low for a country like AUS. I might be ignorant but when I think of aussie stuff it involves british-style hard-drinkin' but in cities that look spread out like LA. yall drinking and driving over there or what? .05 sounds like a zero-tolerance thing that would come out of a rash of nasty crashes. .05 is the standard, for people on normal licenses. Australia is known for its "nanny state" laws. A rash of crashes will have you (at the very least) knocked back to a provisional license, after a period of not being allowed to drive. Depending on what state you are in P plate licenses require you to have a 0 BAC or below .02. Also you get stuck with a bunch of rules like not having passengers and not being allowed on the road at certain times. We have fairly frequent stops for random breath tests, as well as "booze bus" road blocks set up to test every car passing through a major road. Also permanent speed cameras, hidden speed cameras, regular speed cameras and coming this year cameras that check whether you are touching your undocked mobile device while driving (which is illegal).
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Dec 26, 2018 13:07
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InediblePenguin posted:guy's wife wanted him to poo poo on her Oh wow
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shut up blegum posted:I'm afraid to ask, but what's the thread title referring to? The greatest take ever told, that's what
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Dec 26, 2018 13:12
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Hello thread, I want to ask my wife if I can poo in her vagina and then jerk off while she gives birth to my logs, is this a good idea?
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Dec 26, 2018 13:18
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Zzulu posted:Hello thread, Don't stink shame.
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I (32M) have been with my wife (32F) for 14years ( w/ marital issues). I am recently infatuated with her sister (20F). It feels wrong and I need help before it goes sideways.quote:Background: "My marriage is long over and I want to gently caress my wife's 20 year old sister who I've known since she was a little kid. What should I do?" 
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Dec 26, 2018 14:13
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100% sure the guy is blowing smoke up his own rear end about the sister in any way even possibly sharing his feelings.
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Dec 26, 2018 14:15
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That is so fully idiotic lol
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Dec 26, 2018 14:20
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Moon Atari posted:.05 is the standard, for people on normal licenses. Australia is known for its "nanny state" laws. A rash of crashes will have you (at the very least) knocked back to a provisional license, after a period of not being allowed to drive. Depending on what state you are in P plate licenses require you to have a 0 BAC or below .02. Also you get stuck with a bunch of rules like not having passengers and not being allowed on the road at certain times. We have fairly frequent stops for random breath tests, as well as "booze bus" road blocks set up to test every car passing through a major road. Also permanent speed cameras, hidden speed cameras, regular speed cameras and coming this year cameras that check whether you are touching your undocked mobile device while driving (which is illegal). A lot of those iirc are basically because males under 25 are massively over-represented in car crash fatalities, and a lot of cases where a drunk/reckless driver packs the car full of their friends then crashes and kills them all. That said though, combined with needing dozens of hours of driving experience to get a license now, just getting one at all can be difficult, especially if you don't have parents/family willing to supervise for all those hours or can pay an instructor to do so. I'm pretty sure nearly everyone cheats on them.
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Dec 26, 2018 14:44
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Smirking_Serpent posted:I [29F] feel like my best friend’s [44F] husband [46M] was being inappropriate. Tell me I’m overreacting PLEASE. If they were all in their 20s I would say it was "inappropriate humor." But I think he's hitting on her.
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:I (32M) have been with my wife (32F) for 14years ( w/ marital issues). I am recently infatuated with her sister (20F). It feels wrong and I need help before it goes sideways. "Should I confess to my wife that I'm in love with her 20 year old sister?" Yes, but only after setting up a video camera and streaming it live on Youtube, please.
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Dec 26, 2018 14:59
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Anne Whateley posted:Let's be clear I would definitely murder dindins boyfie immediately, but someone who literally types “I do not know what you are trying to say there - could you clarify?” instead of just "?" ALSO deserves hatred This is one of the reasons I hate texting, but I'm old. 
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Dec 26, 2018 15:00
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(likely) (everything about it)  This guy needs therapy/marriage counseling, ensuring he keeps his mouth shut to his wife and family about his attraction to SiL (but not to the therapist). If he divorced and started dating my bet is the attraction would evaporate - he’s looking for the kindness, closeness, and trust he had prior to his wife cheating and is too afraid to move forward from what he’s known since 18 years old. And provided he’s not an rear end about it, he could divorce amicably and still retain some sort of relationship with the in-laws. What we don’t know is what caused his wife to get involved with the mutual friend to begin with.
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Dec 26, 2018 15:11
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Haifisch posted:Joke's on him, trash men see women existing as a sign that said women want sexual attention. They could be wearing a potato sack and they'd still be getting hit on by dudes. Of course guys are going to hit on women wearing something that says "I da ho"
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CannonFodder posted:Of course guys are going to hit on women wearing something that says "I da ho" heehehhhehheh
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Dec 26, 2018 15:24
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Admiral Ray posted:I dunno if this was posted, but in other, totally non-enraging news: No, contact me instead so I can beat you so bad you can't get out of bed for a week.
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Dec 26, 2018 16:05
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Dec 26, 2018 16:09
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Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:Children are not dodgeballs to be bounced off the faces of rear end in a top hat in-laws. I literally laughed out loud at this.
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Dec 26, 2018 16:19
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MightyJoe36 posted:My fiance [29m] might have an utterly bizarre habit and I [25f] have no idea what to do. I think someone just found her dissertation topic.
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Dec 26, 2018 16:38
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Renegret posted:I can't decide if her husband is actually a feeder or is just a fatass who feels threatened by his wife's success. My money is on the second one.
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Dec 26, 2018 16:53
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chemtrail huffer posted:I mean, if leaving the church and coming out as a lesbian is what will make this woman happiest, then obviously she should do that. That said, this thread contains probably hundreds of posts pointing out (accurately) how lovely it is when one person in a relationship opens it up so they can gently caress the yoga instructor or the new intern at work, then gets mad at their partner for not being happy enough about it, so I'm kind of surprised to see everyone pivot to agreeing that this OP is being lovely and regressive for being sad that his wife is leaving him for someone who fucks better. I mean, hasn't he heard of compersion?? Yeah, but this dude sounds like he was turned on by his wife's friend and when she suggested a threesome, he jumped at the chance hoping it would be all about two women pleasing him and he would get to bone his wife's hot friend. Now that it didn't work out that way, he's crying about his wife "destroying his marriage."
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Dec 26, 2018 16:56
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:I (32M) have been with my wife (32F) for 14years ( w/ marital issues). I am recently infatuated with her sister (20F). It feels wrong and I need help before it goes sideways. I like that most of these posts try to say they know they shouldn't share their feelings with them but express it like "It (might not be) a good idea to share this with her". Lol he's definitely gonna tell her and freak her out.
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Dec 26, 2018 17:10
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It's definitely one of those thing that he should just get over himself and take to the grave. You'd think a 32 year old man would know when to recognize when he's thinking with his dick instead of his brain by now. This story will end with the 20 year old getting a boyfriend and the OP will complain that he's been betrayed. Bonus points if she gets a girlfriend instead.
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Dec 26, 2018 17:28
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another day, another man on the internet who mistakes basic human kindness from a younger woman as her thirsting for his dick
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Dec 26, 2018 18:03
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My (22M) girlfriend (22F) broke up with me over playing videogames.quote:Background - we'd just gone on an excellent date (in my opinion, looked at the pretty lights, danced, had a great dinner). On the way back she had a loo emergency so we rushed home and she rushed into the bathroom. I fire up the pc because I'd just purchased PUBG as a Christmas present to myself and I'd been raring to go all day. Kill all gamers. Just murder them all.
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Dec 26, 2018 18:11
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Renegret posted:ou'd think a 32 year old man would know when to recognize when he's thinking with his dick instead of his brain by now. Marrying your HS sweetheart emotionally stunts people, this is my belief. Image not experiencing all of the personal growth that arises from navigating relationships as a young adult. All of these together since 16/17/18 years old sound incredibly lame, even when they're "good". It's nearly the same as being an adult virgin.
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Dec 26, 2018 18:19
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:My (22M) girlfriend (22F) broke up with me over playing videogames. nah, lady's in the wrong there
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Dec 26, 2018 18:20
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life is a joke posted:Marrying your HS sweetheart emotionally stunts people, this is my belief. Image not experiencing all of the personal growth that arises from navigating relationships as a young adult. All of these together since 16/17/18 years old sound incredibly lame, even when they're "good". It's nearly the same as being an adult virgin. agreed. everyone i have met who did that seems to have some weird rear end opinions of good relationships
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Dec 26, 2018 18:21
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:My (22M) girlfriend (22F) broke up with me over playing videogames.
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Dec 26, 2018 18:26
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They always have relationship habits they get from TV, like men have a man cave and women are wryly exasperated and need wine. Where else can you look if your life is an extension of children playing house? I'm thinking more about unfulfilled r/r posters that are itching to cheat right now, rather than actual sweethearts who make it work IRL. Angry posting about the love-havers! 
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Brother Entropy posted:nah, lady's in the wrong there
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a heated gamer-boyfriend moment
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PERSON WITH DEPRESSION: *self-sabotages, goes to sleep* REDDIT: “This is because women hate gamers, BOTTOM TEXT”
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AmiYumi posted:Yeah, it’s like she’s, in his own words, struggling with depression. How to possibly explain her behavior, gosh I don’t know my own depression has never once lead me to pull the 'when i said to do X what you were actually supposed to do was Y' horseshit
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It's the holiday gift that keeps on giving. [update]Wife and I had a few threesomes, now she's decided she's a lesbian and wants a divorce. So, Kate and I went to church counseling, and I talked with the in-laws at Christmas. It went as bad as it could have. I spoke with a priest first individually while Kate spoke with a female counselor, then all four of us talked together. I decided the best thing to do was be completely honest. Yes, I had a threesome with Jen and Kate. Yes, I knew Kate was masturbating with a toy to lesbian porn afterwards. No, I didn't know where Kate was on several nights. It was mortifying to describe my sex life in detail, but the counselors wanted to know exactly what we were doing. The priest said it was basically all my fault, that as head of the household I should have been more involved in my wife's personal life and steered her away from temptation. I didn't do anything to restrain her evil impulses or talk with her about it then. We should have been more involved as a family, doing things together, so things like this couldn't have happened. I was the one who first agreed to the threesome, and Kate told her counselor that she only agreed to it because I did. As head of the family, the priest said, I first committed adultery with Jen and then encouraged my wife to do the same by example, so this is all on me. When I got angry and asked what I was supposed to do when a gorgeous blonde girl in a string bikini top and tennis shorts asked to have sex with me and my wife, I got a lecture about not only needing to say no to temptation, I should have helped Kate avoid being in a situation like that to begin with. I'm the one driving my wife away, I'm the one who hosed up. They gave Kate a huge spiel about how she's giving in to sin and her family and God will not welcome her, but she said, and I quote, 'I'm tired of being lied to about God and what makes me a good or bad person. If God hates me for that, He shouldn't have made me the way I am.' Kate showed me pictures on her phone. She's had sex with Jen with just the two of them, on a night when I was working really late at the office. And she's been flirting up a storm with another girl at the tennis club. The really bad part was on Christmas, when I asked her parents if they could help. My father in law looked me in the eye and said he'd always wondered about Kate, and was surprised when she married me. He wants his daughter to be happy, even if that means leaving me and the church. My mother in law said the same thing, that she thinks I'm a nice guy but if it's my happiness or Kate's she's going to side with her daughter. My brother in law was even worse, he said he thinks the church is a load of bullshit and he's only still on the rolls because he can't be bothered to officially leave. It looks like I'm losing my family, all my respect at church, and the love of my life, all because I said yes to that slut. It's so hard to be a man these days.
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:My (22M) girlfriend (22F) broke up with me over playing videogames. I mean, what the dude did wrong in the post as written was "touch a videogame for a period of time greater than 3 seconds" Diagnosis 1: girlfriend (22F) wanted to end the relationship for unrelated reasons and is using this as an extremely flimsy pretext, perhaps as a response to her own (unwarranted) feelings of guilt for enjoying a romantic evening with OP (22M) despite wanting to break up with him Diagnosis 2: girlfriend (22F) is going through a depressive phase as mentioned in the post and is stewing over her own feelings instead of talking about them and let this get ahead of her Either way it's a super early-20s move and some time apart is for the best anyway
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quote:They gave Kate a huge spiel about how she's giving in to sin and her family and God will not welcome her, but she said, and I quote, 'I'm tired of being lied to about God and what makes me a good or bad person. If God hates me for that, He shouldn't have made me the way I am.' Kate showed me pictures on her phone. She's had sex with Jen with just the two of them, on a night when I was working really late at the office. And she's been flirting up a storm with another girl at the tennis club. Good job Jen. You saved her.
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Dec 26, 2018 18:34
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Cythereal posted:The priest said it was basically all my fault, that as head of the household I should have been more involved in my wife's personal life and steered her away from temptation. ~called it~
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AmiYumi posted:Yeah, it’s like she’s, in his own words, struggling with depression. How to possibly explain her behavior, gosh I don’t know Depression can be an explanation for being a jerk to your loved ones, but not an excuse Putting up with all of someone's bullshit because what can you do, they're going through some poo poo right now  is for their family, not their friends and significant others
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