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Cythereal posted:It looks like I'm losing my family, all my respect at church, and the love of my life, all because I said yes to that slut. It's so hard to be a man these days. this line, guys jesus H this line In the abstract it seems like your spouse turning out to be gay when you're a sheltered church person would be kind of a rough scene, but if you actually read the post this guy does a great job of making everybody on the Internet hate him so it's not a huge surprise everyone he knows IRL does now too
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Dec 26, 2018 18:41
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Cythereal posted:It's the holiday gift that keeps on giving. I really want this to be real so that woman's family can continue to be good and supportive and kick rear end but this quote? Come the gently caress on
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Dec 26, 2018 18:41
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loquacius posted:Depression can be an explanation for being a jerk to your loved ones, but not an excuse
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duck trucker posted:Is there a link I really wanna see what comments he's getting They're pretty boring, honestly. Mostly just "Don't have a threesome with your straight-as-far-as-you-know wife if you don't want her to decide she might like having sex with another woman."
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Dec 26, 2018 18:42
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Cythereal posted:It's the holiday gift that keeps on giving. Was wrong. Not Mormon. Mormon priests are 15-18 year old boys and they do not counsel people. Oh yeah, and this guy is a doofus for expecting the priest to sympathize with his situation. “You do not understand. She was dressed provocatively and asked for a threesome.....WHAT ELSE COULD I HAVE DONE?!?!?
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Dec 26, 2018 18:46
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I like how the Christian husband is completely unable to take any responsibility to the point that even the priest dunked on him for engaging in adultery. I hope that lady divorces him and gets to stay with Jen.
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Dec 26, 2018 18:50
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If you're the kind of rear end in a top hat that goes running to a priest in this situation, you already know the answer to 'What was I supposed to do when propositioned by a vile temptress?', idiot.
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Dec 26, 2018 18:52
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Dec 26, 2018 18:52
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Jen is a hero of the gay agenda and successfully fingerblasted both the Jesus and the straight out of a young woman. And also she owned the husband during sex by making it obvious how not into his dick she was.
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Dec 26, 2018 18:53
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Cythereal posted:It's the holiday gift that keeps on giving. 
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Xenocides posted:Was wrong. Not Mormon. Mormon priests are 15-18 year old boys and they do not counsel people. but they are treating women like a piece of property. Kate owns, Jen owns, I hope the OP suffers. Cough Drop The Beat posted:My (22M) girlfriend (22F) broke up with me over playing videogames. My favorite overlooked part of this is that the guy's enough of a doormat to actually sleep on the couch when his gf gets mad at him instead of saying, hey this is my bed too, so too bad. I'd say they're both at fault and hopefully the OP learned a valuable lesson about communication and reading social queues (especially with an S/O currently battling depression), though I really want to know what kind of time frames we're talking about. It's a different story if he was playing that game for hours vs. just one match.
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Dec 26, 2018 18:57
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Renegret posted:I really want to know what kind of time frames we're talking about. It's a different story if he was playing that game for hours vs. just one match.
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Dec 26, 2018 19:01
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Cythereal posted:They're pretty boring, honestly. Mostly just "Don't have a threesome with your straight-as-far-as-you-know wife if you don't want her to decide she might like having sex with another woman." Can you post it anyway? I want to reread the original and Reddit search sucks. I
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Dec 26, 2018 19:07
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InediblePenguin posted:this is a huge omission from the story tbh. he only says "when im done" and lets the reader assume it wasn't 3am when he was done Too lazy to scroll back and read the original story again, but I'm pretty sure he said "six hours later". But also that the first impulse after a good date is to come home and fire up pubg, not "wait for gf to get done in the bathroom and spend more quality time with her".
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Dec 26, 2018 19:08
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InediblePenguin posted:this is a huge omission from the story tbh. he only says "when im done" and lets the reader assume it wasn't 3am when he was done Yeah, the fact that he didn’t say how long he was playing makes me assume the worst considering all of the other stories about reddit gamers. I would not be surprised at all if he played for like 3+ hours while his girlfriend eventually gave up and went to bed. If he only played for 30 minutes or something that would be one thing, but considering where he’s posting about this and that it was PUBG, I’m going to take a wild guess and say he spent a bit more time on the game than his gf anticipated.
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Dec 26, 2018 19:10
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InediblePenguin posted:this is a huge omission from the story tbh. he only says "when im done" and lets the reader assume it wasn't 3am when he was done Yeah, I'm gonna say it's pretty reasonable to squeeze a quick match in while your girlfriend is in the shitter. But if you say "we'll watch a movie when I'm done" then never actually stop playing while she's sitting there on the couch waiting for you, then gently caress you, OP. I'm giving him less leeway because it's Christmas and they were clearly on a Christmas date.
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Dec 26, 2018 19:11
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My favorite part of being over 30 and married is that the most romantic post-date thing I can do is hold it in so my wife can take a poo poo first. Then when I get out she's already watching Dancing with the Stars and I can play video games guilt free.
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Dec 26, 2018 19:18
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Cythereal posted:It's the holiday gift that keeps on giving. Hm, very good.
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Dec 26, 2018 19:29
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Jesus gently caress, I cannot imagine finding out your wife is gay and not having your immediate reaction being the mounting realization of how miserable she must have been throughout the entire marriage and being absolutely mortified. If I wasn't already irreligious, the counselor telling her she's a bitch whore who's going to hell if she doesn't stop being gay would have made me cut ties with that church entirely. It's actually real easy to be a man if you're not going around marrying lesbians and expecting to be treated as superior to any woman in your life, my dude.
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Dec 26, 2018 19:30
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quote:It looks like I'm losing my family, all my respect at church, and the love of my life, all because I said yes to that slut. It's so hard to be a man these days. This guy needs to go his own way.
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Dec 26, 2018 19:32
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The butterfly effect, but it leads to sexual freedom for your wife instead of a tsunami in asia.
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dudeness posted:The butterfly effect, but it leads to sexual freedom for your wife instead of a tsunami in asia. And instead of a tiny, seemingly-unrelated event happening unimaginably far away, it's you encouraging your wife to sleep with a woman she's close friends with. Who could have foreseen the results of this chaos?!
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Dec 26, 2018 19:45
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InediblePenguin posted:this is a huge omission from the story tbh. he only says "when im done" and lets the reader assume it wasn't 3am when he was done Yeah, my thought was that he was probably on for at least an hour. Also, posting pictures on instagram on your phone is generally something you can stop immediately, or within 5 minutes at most. So I have no idea what her posting on instagram when leaving the bathroom has to do with anything. Like, who isn't loving around on their phone while they poo poo? Cythereal posted:It's the holiday gift that keeps on giving. Mormons are the ones who will refuse to let you leave the church, and hunt you down forever, right? I mean, it could be Catholicism too? I'm not sure what other Christian sects you'd need to officially leave besides those two, though I'm sure they exist. Zulily Zoetrope posted:Jesus gently caress, I cannot imagine finding out your wife is gay and not having your immediate reaction being the mounting realization of how miserable she must have been throughout the entire marriage and being absolutely mortified. If I wasn't already irreligious, the counselor telling her she's a bitch whore who's going to hell if she doesn't stop being gay would have made me cut ties with that church entirely. I'd horrified about how traumatic the relationship could have been for her, especially sexually. Was she pretending to like sex and really was feeling sick to her stomach the whole time? Did she feel forced? I'd be looking back over our sexual encounters, trying to see signs I had pressured her into it, or that she was reluctant.
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Dec 26, 2018 19:48
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Cythereal posted:It's the holiday gift that keeps on giving. 
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Araenna posted:Mormons are the ones who will refuse to let you leave the church, and hunt you down forever, right? I mean, it could be Catholicism too? I'm not sure what other Christian sects you'd need to officially leave besides those two, though I'm sure they exist. Are you thinking of Scientology? They will gently caress up your life if you try to get out.
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Dec 26, 2018 20:10
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Renegret posted:My favorite overlooked part of this is that the guy's enough of a doormat to actually sleep on the couch when his gf gets mad at him instead of saying, hey this is my bed too, so too bad. He said 20 minutes. quote:[–]allsystemsongo
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Araenna posted:Mormons are the ones who will refuse to let you leave the church, and hunt you down forever, right? I mean, it could be Catholicism too? I'm not sure what other Christian sects you'd need to officially leave besides those two, though I'm sure they exist. There are definitely a lot more than you realize. There's ton of random churches who might say Methodist or Protestant or whatever on their sign but the actual people running it are the worst who won't leave people along and love telling them how they're wrong and going to hell.
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I still think she was in the right because who the gently caress gets excited to play a video game in the first place, let along one like PUBG. She is right to 
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Mormons aren't as vindictive (ed: as Scientology) but they will pester family that's still in the church about you, try to keep track of your address changes etc so they can have missionaries bother you. They'll also do really lovely stuff like out queer ex-Mormons to their families. There's a whole really interesting subreddit where people talk about trying to leave the church (r/exmormon).
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I especially liked Kate dunking on everyone with the "if being a lesbian is bad, why did god make me one? Liars!" Kate's my lady Pete
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Zulily Zoetrope posted:Jesus gently caress, I cannot imagine finding out your wife is gay and not having your immediate reaction being the mounting realization of how miserable she must have been throughout the entire marriage and being absolutely mortified. If I wasn't already irreligious, the counselor telling her she's a bitch whore who's going to hell if she doesn't stop being gay would have made me cut ties with that church entirely. Araenna posted:I'd horrified about how traumatic the relationship could have been for her, especially sexually. Was she pretending to like sex and really was feeling sick to her stomach the whole time? Did she feel forced? I'd be looking back over our sexual encounters, trying to see signs I had pressured her into it, or that she was reluctant. I think this is one of those things where it's much easier to say how you should react rather than how you really would react. I mean in this specific situation the church is clearly a toxic environment and this guy is an rear end in a top hat (assuming it's even real), but I think one could understand someone having a negative reaction to being told by their partner that their marriage is a sham. Especially if kids are part of the picture.
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Dec 26, 2018 20:41
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MightyJoe36 posted:Somebody needs to set this guy up with the woman from a while back who posted pictures of her dumps on instagram while she was out on a dinner date. Wasn't that in the weird ex thread? I concur.
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Dec 26, 2018 20:43
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Renegret posted:My favorite part of being over 30 and married is that the most romantic post-date thing I can do is hold it in so my wife can take a poo poo first. Then when I get out she's already watching Dancing with the Stars and I can play video games guilt free.
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SciFiDownBeat posted:I think this is one of those things where it's much easier to say how you should react rather than how you really would react. I mean in this specific situation the church is clearly a toxic environment and this guy is an rear end in a top hat (assuming it's even real), but I think one could understand someone having a negative reaction to being told by their partner that their marriage is a sham. Especially if kids are part of the picture. That happened with me and my first wife actually. No threesome, no crazy church stuff, but the "I think I'm actually a lesbian" talk. I tried to convince her she wasn't a lesbian, but it was just that I had become so fat and gross that I turned her off to men temporarily. I'm not sure what my endgame with that strategy was. Then I cried a lot. Like a whole lot. Then eventually I left he house when she asked me to. My boss at the time also owned a hotel that she let me stay in for free so I did that until I got another place. It was pretty difficult and I wish I could say I was more focused on her pain than on my pain, but I wasn't. I didn't say poo poo like "it's hard to be a man with all these sluts around!" or whatever though, so at least I'm better than this guy. Also luckily no kids. She kept the cats.
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it's supes sad sometimes to read women's erotica because the stuff that drives ladies wiiild is poo poo like "and then he listened to me talk about something i care about" and it's like :oooooooooooooooo
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my female friends do that all the time so i guess we're just going to live in the giant lesbian makeout house where ppl have manners and flersh the toilate
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That's bullshit and you know it. Women's erotica is usually the grossest, weirdly misogynistic crap Although yeah you'd probably be much happier in a big lesbian house, the toilets really would be impeccable
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Dec 26, 2018 20:55
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Miserable Maid posted:That's bullshit and you know it. Women's erotica is usually the grossest, weirdly misogynistic crap It wasn't dudes reading 50 Shades.
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