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wizzardstaff
Apr 6, 2018

Zorch! Splat! Pow!

BraveUlysses posted:

remember when conservatives whined about Obama being revered as an emperor? lmao

Remember when Obama wore a tan suit and it was a breach of decorum that disgraced the office of the Presidency?

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Dr.Smasher
Nov 27, 2002

Cyberpunk 1987
I think Obama saluted with a coffee in his hand once, which caused the Second Holocaust, and drove Jim Acosta to amputate that poor intern's arms and legs without anesthesia on live television

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy

Dr.Smasher posted:

I think Obama saluted with a coffee in his hand once, which caused the Second Holocaust, and drove Jim Acosta to amputate that poor intern's arms and legs without anesthesia on live television

yeah i remember that. lol trump literally saluted a north korean general

they also kept saying he was bowing to foreign dictators, meanwhile trump does a curtsey to the saudi king

The Atomic Man-Boy posted:

This, like everything they ever accuse libs of doing is 100% projection. They always wanted a white god king, always wanted to put brown kids in camps, and always wanted to be able to act lovely to everyone around them without consequences. Thus Obama/Hitler comparisons, FEMA Death Camps and snowflakes.

don't forget pizzagate/qanon coming out of the message boards full of jailbait and lolicon

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!

The Atomic Man-Boy posted:

This, like everything they ever accuse libs of doing is 100% projection. They always wanted a white god king, always wanted to put brown kids in camps, and always wanted to be able to act lovely to everyone around them without consequences. Thus Obama/Hitler comparisons, FEMA Death Camps and snowflakes.
Being right-wing correlates strongly with a lack of empathy, so they want to brutally exploit and punish their enemies when they're in power, and they expect the same thing in return when they're out of power.

So let's give it to them, is what I'm saying.

mycomancy
Oct 16, 2016

Halloween Jack posted:

So let's give it to them, is what I'm saying.

Agreed let's do it. Let's take their guns and tax the gently caress out of them.

The Atomic Man-Boy
Jul 23, 2007

Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

don't forget pizzagate/qanon coming out of the message boards full of jailbait and lolicon

The fact that 2 insane pedophilia based conspiracy theories have taken hold of the right wing both young and old should tell you something about their psyche and world view.

Halloween Jack posted:


So let's give it to them, is what I'm saying.

:hmmyes::tfrxmas:

sinnesloeschen
Jun 4, 2011

fiiiiiiinnnne
:coolspot:

from 80000 years ago but if these ppl have time to tweet they've got time to find work, losers

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy

The Atomic Man-Boy posted:

The fact that 2 insane pedophilia based conspiracy theories have taken hold of the right wing both young and old should tell you something about their psyche and world view.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satanic_ritual_abuse

Satanic ritual abuse (SRA, sometimes known as ritual abuse, ritualistic abuse, organised abuse, sadistic ritual abuse, and other variants) was the subject of a moral panic (often referred to as the satanic panic) that originated in the United States in the 1980s, spreading throughout many parts of the world by the late 1990s. Allegations of SRA involved reports of physical and sexual abuse of people in the context of occult or Satanic rituals. In its most extreme form, allegations involve a conspiracy of a worldwide SRA organisation that includes the wealthy and powerful of the world elite in which children are abducted or bred for sacrifices, pornography and prostitution.

...

In his book Satanic Panic, Jeffery Victor writes that, in the United States, the groups most likely to believe rumors of SRA are rural, poorly educated, religiously conservative Protestant blue-collar families with an unquestioning belief in American values who feel significant anxieties over job loss, economic decline and family disintegration. Victor considers rumours of SRA a symptom of a moral crisis and a form of scapegoating for economic and social ills.[143]

:allears:

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug

sinnesloeschen posted:

from 80000 years ago but if these ppl have time to tweet they've got time to find work, losers

Her entire feed is just chudin'

https://twitter.com/BarbinWV/status/1073072491260719105

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Good

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!

The Mash posted:

Honestly this is loving funny, intentional or not

its like theresa may levels of being completely unable to function outside of the yesman bubble

sinnesloeschen
Jun 4, 2011

fiiiiiiinnnne
:coolspot:

WV? they'll be dead of magacancer in 18 months

[good]

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Fun article on Tangier Island

https://wtop.com/virginia/2018/12/tangier-island-the-story-and-the-people/slide/1/

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Halloween Jack posted:

The same people who truly, consciously believe that capitalism is Natural Law also want to believe that there's a natural atom of economic value.

the reason there's such a strong correlation between libertarianism and autism is because they think the "au" in it stands for gold

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

the reason there's such a strong correlation between libertarianism and autism is because they think the "au" in it stands for gold

Injecting myself with vaccines laced with precious medals so I too can become golden

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost

Dreddout posted:

Injecting myself with vaccines laced with precious medals so I too can become golden

https://newsmaven.io/indiancountrytoday/archive/papa-smurf-paul-karason-colored-blue-by-colloidal-silver-walks-on-Fgq6ET1NPU-kAy29zFin4w/

Truga
May 4, 2014
Lipstick Apathy

Philthy posted:

PLEASE tell me you both ride on the back of a garbage truck together.

excuse me, it's called surfing

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



someone check in on the Freepers to see how they're handling their kids not telling them where Christmas is this year

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

Epic High Five posted:

someone check in on the Freepers to see how they're handling their kids not telling them where Christmas is this year

same as every year

what we really miss out on is how many of them die alone, or because they voted for government who will take away their healthcare

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

What a Trump supporter christmas is like

https://twitter.com/CinolauroMarie/...ingawful.com%2F


















Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004




someone should tell them that Trump just passed more gun control laws than Obama did in 8 years

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



bootleg trump merch must be a loving goldmine

AkumaHokoru
Jul 20, 2007
I like how telling people poo poo they should have already known was wrong is bullying them

Dont be racist. wahh america is silencing me.
Dont go out of your way to be a shitheel is pretty much too much to ask for these people.

These were the people who became social outcasts due to their own behavior walking around their lovely podunk town like everyone hates them for no reason but the problem is themselves.

Cybernetic Vermin
Apr 18, 2005

Epic High Five posted:

someone should tell them that Trump just passed more gun control laws than Obama did in 8 years

i only just learned that obama also built a lot more border wall than trump has so far managed v:shobon:v

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug

AkumaHokoru posted:

I like how telling people poo poo they should have already known was wrong is bullying them

Dont be racist. wahh america is silencing me.
Dont go out of your way to be a shitheel is pretty much too much to ask for these people.

These were the people who became social outcasts due to their own behavior walking around their lovely podunk town like everyone hates them for no reason but the problem is themselves.

Jerry Springer made a lot of money off these people.

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!
I put my idiot president who covers everything in gold on my religious reliquaries because Trump is God. No, I'm a Christian, why do you ask?

old.flv
Jan 28, 2017

A good lad who likes his Anna's.

Wasn't this exact post made yesterday

Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop
Forum was hiding posts yesterday due to a server problem, maybe it was that

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006


The most surprising part is that he’s an Avengers fan. I would think these people would see Disney as an agent of the deep state.

a cyberpunk goose
May 21, 2007

Antifa Turkeesian posted:

The most surprising part is that he’s an Avengers fan. I would think these people would see Disney as an agent of the deep state.

you could show these people Schlinders List and their main take away would be how cool Nazis were

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!

Antifa Turkeesian posted:

The most surprising part is that he’s an Avengers fan. I would think these people would see Disney as an agent of the deep state.

its like the Gadsden flag/blue lives matter bumper sticker combo. The only thing these people know is that they're angry.

Randalor
Sep 4, 2011



pop fly to McGillicutty posted:

I put my idiot president who covers everything in gold on my religious reliquaries because Trump is God. No, I'm a Christian, why do you ask?

I'm honestly a little surprised that we don't see people who are outright Mammon worshippers. That seems like it would be the diety of choice for crass consumerism.

DragQueenofAngmar
Dec 29, 2009

You shall not pass!

Randalor posted:

I'm honestly a little surprised that we don't see people who are outright Mammon worshippers. That seems like it would be the diety of choice for crass consumerism.

why go through the whole cult phase again when prosperity gospel is already accepted

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




the trump coin lmfao

Randalor
Sep 4, 2011



DragQueenofAngmar posted:

why go through the whole cult phase again when prosperity gospel is already accepted

Because if they openly worship the diety of money, then they don't have to keep explaining that they're "prosperity gospel" Christians, and that doing the exact opposite of what Jesus taught is following Jesus's teachings because...

I mean, really, time-wise it's a short term loss over long-term gai... right, sorry, forgot we were talking about short-sighted individuals again.

DragQueenofAngmar
Dec 29, 2009

You shall not pass!

Randalor posted:

Because if they openly worship the diety of money, then they don't have to keep explaining that they're "prosperity gospel" Christians, and that doing the exact opposite of what Jesus taught is following Jesus's teachings because...

I mean, really, time-wise it's a short term loss over long-term gai... right, sorry, forgot we were talking about short-sighted individuals again.

yeah but no one actually gives a poo poo about their hypocrisy now. no one they care about. their whole communities and a huge swaths of America see no problem with it and no contradiction and everyone else is a libtard so why bother? they barely know the actual bible, they worship American Jesus not the Jewish brown poor manual laborer who advocated communal living and divesting yourself of all wealth

Dalael
Oct 14, 2014
Hello. Yep, I still think Atlantis is Bolivia, yep, I'm still a giant idiot, yep, I'm still a huge racist. Some things never change!

DragQueenofAngmar posted:

yeah but no one actually gives a poo poo about their hypocrisy now. no one they care about. their whole communities and a huge swaths of America see no problem with it and no contradiction and everyone else is a libtard so why bother? they barely know the actual bible, they worship American Jesus not the Jewish brown poor manual laborer who advocated communal living and divesting yourself of all wealth

Yes but if you read the entire bible, you'll find this one quote about using money to make money and that's all people need to believe that Jesus was a hardcore capitalist.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

White Jesus loves SALES!

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

Randalor posted:

I'm honestly a little surprised that we don't see people who are outright Mammon worshippers. That seems like it would be the diety of choice for crass consumerism.

Exactly. Someone is thinking like us:

https://youtu.be/8w-Wf1zEANk

pop fly to McGillicutty has issued a correction as of 17:03 on Dec 27, 2018

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Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?
and hates abortion

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