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smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Mariana Horchata posted:

landed, nailed, and inhaled



On average a human dabs 8 spiders a year

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twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

FabioClone posted:

Are there any other countries on earth that regularly shut down their governments? Or is this American exceptionalism?

Not through the exact same mechanism, but Belgium's government is shut down about half the time

garbage pundit
Apr 10, 2008

We're on our way home now, duckie!

Mariana Horchata posted:

a spider just landed on my hot nail before dabbing off it and instantly got incinerated and i said screw it and hit it anyways


:comfyzelda:


the average american vapes 6 spiders in their sleep each year


e:fb

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
anime is a disease, and the only cure is classic steamboat willie style cartoons

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

juche avocado posted:

wow i can't believe you executed a landed noble w/o the support of your vassals

-40 modifier to my opinion of you (tyrannical)

im gonna fix this problem with fire

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





FabioClone posted:

Are there any other countries on earth that regularly shut down their governments? Or is this American exceptionalism?

at least we have brexit to laugh at

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer

DryGoods posted:

anime is a disease, and the only cure is classic steamboat willie style cartoons

No, you fool, that's how you summon Betty Boop!

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Cao Ni Ma posted:

the military is being funded, so lets offset the load to military tribunals. It will be good training for when the junta takes over

Literally a key feature of the Fugitive Slave Act of 1850.

Well any sheriff being judge jury and executioner.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Jon Joe posted:

No, you fool, that's how you summon Betty Boop!

classic actual Betty or post censorship Betty

bc early Betty/koko shorts were off the chain bonkers

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
https://twitter.com/maggienyt/status/1081643702689378304?s=21

NO YOU SPINELESS IDIOTS DO NOT GIVE HIM A SINGLE THING

DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!




the only thing twilight princess should have kissed is my rear end because it's a really bad game

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
Mariana is about to star in a millennial reboot of Spider-Man

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Holding firm on DACA was always going to be a bargaining chip for Miller & Trump. They found it out early, and Nancy is gonna deal, because she's the boss now.

DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!



skaboomizzy posted:

https://twitter.com/maggienyt/status/1081643702689378304?s=21

NO YOU SPINELESS IDIOTS DO NOT GIVE HIM A SINGLE THING

everyone knew this would happen because schumer is The Worst

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Asproigerosis posted:

I don't like that I got a month for aoc thirst and now it's very normal and very cool

you were a trendsetter

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

ShriekingMarxist posted:

Mariana is about to star in a millennial reboot of Spider-Man

this is how into the spiderverse happened

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

DEEP STATE PLOT posted:

the only thing twilight princess should have kissed is my rear end because it's a really bad game

what did you just say?

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

ShriekingMarxist posted:

Kyrsten Sinema / AOC is the OTP

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

FLIP
FLOP
FLIP
FLOP

*holding flip flops on hands*

FLIP FLOP
FLIP FLOP

loving 2004 god drat it

TheWeepingHorse
Nov 20, 2009


HE'S FINISHED

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

DryGoods posted:

anime is a disease, and the only cure is classic steamboat willie style cartoons

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe

little known fact his legs are that long to give his monster hog ground clearance

Pf. Hikikomoriarty
Feb 15, 2003

RO YNSHO


Slippery Tilde

i hearby apologize for manchin's apology

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





twoday posted:

Not through the exact same mechanism, but Belgium's government is shut down about half the time

holy heck do not google this unless you want to get lost in a wiki hole

Eleven Eleven
Nov 12, 2016

Preston Waters posted:

I really don't even know why Warren is running since Berno is all but certain going to throw his hat in the ring. She'll get like 2% of primary voters if he runs.

They met in private a few weeks ago and part of me thinks that Sanders might endorse her instead of running again.

Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011
they wont fold for daca, theyll fold for a daca commitment

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe

power word- Jeb! posted:

i hearby apologize for manchin's apology

seconded

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer

Siljmonster posted:

FLIP
FLOP
FLIP
FLOP

*holding flip flops on hands*

FLIP FLOP
FLIP FLOP

loving 2004 god drat it

lol

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

Smythe posted:

Congratulations, lastgirl

MODS!!!!, this filthy poster besmirched the good name of a CSPAM "nitekrew" leader, please probe them as soon as possible.

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer
LIKE NAILING JELLO TO THE WALL

orange sky
May 7, 2007

Why the gently caress has cocksailor been suspended

gently caress you jack

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014



sir, ur apology is accepted on behalf of a greatful nation........

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

Cao Ni Ma posted:

the military is being funded, so lets offset the load to military tribunals. It will be good training for when the junta takes over

the military courts are already overloaded right now while processing 66k secret indictments

FYI!!

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006



smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

orange sky posted:

Why the gently caress has cocksailor been suspended

gently caress you jack

Again? Dang

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





orange sky posted:

Why the gently caress has cocksailor been suspended

gently caress you jack

*remembers, really hard*

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





ah darn but i forgot my cialis,

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Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


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