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Warbadger
Jun 17, 2006

Miserable Maid posted:

Why does this seem to happen so much? I've seen it happen tons of times, where after a breakup due to cheating, the one that cheated starts being super needlessly cruel and bragging about it for no real reason, even if the breakup was seemingly amicable, and they were previously decent.

My guess is attempting to convince themselves that actually they did nothing wrong and thus it was the other person's fault.

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Xenocides
Jan 14, 2008

This world looks very scary....


Miserable Maid posted:

Why does this seem to happen so much? I've seen it happen tons of times, where after a breakup due to cheating, the one that cheated starts being super needlessly cruel and bragging about it for no real reason, even if the breakup was seemingly amicable, and they were previously decent.

To hurt them, probably in reaction to how much they are (usually deservedly) hurting.

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

CheesyDog posted:

Mushroom trip gave me confusing insight into my sexuality -- How do I understand this? (self.sex)

submitted 16 hours ago by Pacman_Curbstomp

quote:

I also gained a deeper appreciation for seashells

Ah. So he figured out the 3 seashells, but still managed to poo poo all over his keyboard.

tactlessbastard
Feb 4, 2001

Godspeed, post
Fun Shoe

Xenocides posted:

To hurt them, probably in reaction to how much they are (usually deservedly) hurting.

To drive them away because they feel guilty and want to move on

LadyPictureShow
Nov 18, 2005

Success!



Miserable Maid posted:

Why does this seem to happen so much? I've seen it happen tons of times, where after a breakup due to cheating, the one that cheated starts being super needlessly cruel and bragging about it for no real reason, even if the breakup was seemingly amicable, and they were previously decent.

Beats me, but I'm guessing pettiness or something, or trying to front that they've 'moved on' already.

My first bf pulled that on me; he was constantly accusing me of cheating when I was away in grad school, after the break up I had to swing by his place to pick up some of my things and he made this big show about trying to give me back an empty picture frame that had previously had a picture of us together, and no, I couldn't get my spare toothbrush back because he'd immediately thrown it out, and 'give me a minute to find X, I think Ashley moved it somewhere else'.

Meanwhile I'm just trying to get my stuff, make sure I got all my DVDs back and never talk to him again.

Moon Slayer
Jun 19, 2007

Is "emotional cheating" a real thing? It doesn't seem like a real thing.

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

Moon Slayer posted:

Is "emotional cheating" a real thing? It doesn't seem like a real thing.

Well, let's see. Are emotions real? Do human beings feel emotional pain? Are emotions a key part of an intimate relationship?

It's a puzzle. There's no way to tell, really.

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
Detective wants to talk to me after a fist fight from last year
submitted 1 day ago by awesomeroy

quote:

Dallas, TX a old friend of mine and i got into a fight, almost more than a month later im getting a call from a detective wanting to talk. I know not to talk to a detective without representation but should i even have to address this? We fought, he got beat up, end of story. i dont even know why the cops were involved

Gone Fashing
Aug 4, 2004

KEEP POSTIN
I'M STILL LAFFIN
smirking serpent please continue to post things as fast and often as you can because you are good at finding the best reddit disasters and the "discussion" is the worst part of this thread

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

Sunswipe posted:

Detective wants to talk to me after a fist fight from last year
submitted 1 day ago by awesomeroy

Lol, your friend is a crybaby sore loser who wants to send you to jail because he couldn't handle his business. You were right to beat him up.

Edit: Oh, yeah. Don't talk to the cop, you dolt.

Hellsau
Jan 14, 2010

NEVER FUCKING TAKE A NIGHT OFF CLAN WARS.

Sunswipe posted:

Detective wants to talk to me after a fist fight from last year
submitted 1 day ago by awesomeroy

Detective is a masochist and wants you to beat him up, you sexy brute.

Tetramin
Apr 1, 2006

I'ma buck you up.

Gone Fashing posted:

smirking serpent please continue to post things as fast and often as you can because you are good at finding the best reddit disasters and the "discussion" is the worst part of this thread

Quantumfate
Feb 17, 2009

Angered & displeased, he went to the Blessed One and, on arrival, insulted & cursed him with rude, harsh words.

When this was said, the Blessed One said to him:


"Motherfucker I will -end- you"


This thread moves fast and I've got to know. Where's the thread title from? Wanna see that trainwreck.

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe

Quantumfate posted:

This thread moves fast and I've got to know. Where's the thread title from? Wanna see that trainwreck.

I'm going to ask you three times, first. If you say "yes" each time, then I'll link you.

Are you absolutely sure you want to see the making GBS threads-on-my-wife post? You can't unsee it.

Edit: I went to link it, but can't find it. I went back forty pages. Sorry, I thought it was reposted just this week, weird

Drunk Nerds fucked around with this message at 23:01 on Jan 12, 2019

Grape
Nov 16, 2017

Happily shilling for China!
llllllol at the European dude a few pages ago insisting that walking around with cum on your face in front of someone's mom is totally normal in most of the first world.

Tiocfaidh Yar Ma
Dec 5, 2012

Surprising Adventures!

Gone Fashing posted:

smirking serpent please continue to post things as fast and often as you can because you are good at finding the best reddit disasters and the "discussion" is the worst part of this thread

This please, people should discuss to their hearts content ofc but slowing down the actual content so more people can get their boring perspectives in is so fuckin dumb please don't.

Its a forum if you want to reply to a post from a while back you quote it, easy.

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









Drunk Nerds posted:

I'm going to ask you three times, first. If you say "yes" each time, then I'll link you.

Are you absolutely sure you want to see the making GBS threads-on-my-wife post? You can't unsee it.

Edit: I went to link it, but can't find it. I went back forty pages. Sorry, I thought it was reposted just this week, weird

i actually came to ask this. yes, i wish to see it dark wizard. I have had the risks explained. show it me. i am rea

no wait





ok now i am ready

Depressio111117
Oct 18, 2014

A whole world of imagination beyond the oompah band.

Grape posted:

llllllol at the European dude a few pages ago insisting that walking around with cum on your face in front of someone's mom is totally normal in most of the first world.

Yeah I might side with the US/Pakistan on that particular topic

NO FUCK YOU DAD
Oct 23, 2008
Reluctant face jizz guy just needs to work on his marksmanship. Porn-warped 2019 brain or not, a person's enthusiasm for facials only ever lasts as long as it takes them to get some up their nose.

datajugend
Jan 15, 2010

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
in europa its common to have a drop of cum under your left eye to signify that you are the property of a man, the right eye if the lease is up in 12 days.

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
what is rent to own though?

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender
Is it legal to make a citizens arrest when someone trespasses on my property? WA STATE
submitted 2 days ago by GodlyCitizen777

quote:

So I recently inherited 5 acres of land with no house or anything, just trees behind a coldesac.

The land is kinda massive in size in comparison to my neighborhood, its about the same size.

I've been building a small house and burning campfires and such when I found an elderly man trespassing on my property.

I grabbed my pistol but didnt take it out of my holster and asked him what the hell he was doing. He said "no camping" and I told him to wait until the police arrive and to empty his pockets as I thought he may have stolen money or jewellery I had laying around.

He refused and called me a punk and asked me to open my gate so he could leave. Being that he was elderly and that I can see directly into his backyard where his grandchildren play, I decided not to draw my pistol on him or make a citizens arrest. Instead I wished him a good day and let him leave

Would I have been in my rights to perform a citizens arrest either by restraining him or drawing my pistol on him?

I over analyze everything and I assume I would be well within my rights, but with all the new laws being passed recently I do not know.

I am only 20 years old so I do not have a concealed carry permit. The pistol was a gift and I open carry it frequently.

This is in WA State, pierce county
:banjo:

CheesyDog
Jul 4, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Imagine those few tense moments of immediate clarity and regret between ejaculation and parental involvement

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

IPA Regulations posted:

Its a forum if you want to reply to a post from a while back you quote it, easy.

i read the forums on an old ticker-tape and send replies via telegraph how the gently caress am i supposed to quote something that i've already crumpled up and thrown at one of my many illegitimate children? maybe think a little more carefully next time before you post such a stupid idea

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

Depressio111117 posted:

Yeah I might side with the US/Pakistan on that particular topic

yeah so would the parents in most industrialized nations, whoever was like "oh they wouldn't even blink an eye at that outside of US/Pakistan" is a buffoon who has probably never even left north america

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

datajugend posted:

in europa its common to have a drop of cum under your left eye to signify that you are the property of a man, the right eye if the lease is up in 12 days.

lmfao

tactlessbastard
Feb 4, 2001

Godspeed, post
Fun Shoe

Moon Slayer posted:

Is "emotional cheating" a real thing? It doesn't seem like a real thing.

Of course not :rolleyes:

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Haifisch posted:

Is it legal to make a citizens arrest when someone trespasses on my property? WA STATE
submitted 2 days ago by GodlyCitizen777

:banjo:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9efgLHgsBmM

Admiralty Flag
Jun 7, 2007

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022

Bored posted:

Ah. So he figured out the 3 seashells, but still managed to poo poo all over his keyboard.
This deserved more love.


datajugend posted:

in europa its common to have a drop of cum under your left eye to signify that you are the property of a man, the right eye if the lease is up in 12 days.
Onstad account spotted.

tactlessbastard
Feb 4, 2001

Godspeed, post
Fun Shoe

quote:

I grabbed my pistol but didnt take it out of my holster and asked him what the hell he was doing. He said "no camping" and I told him to wait until the police arrive and to empty his pockets as I thought he may have stolen money or jewellery I had laying around

Odd choice to summon the law and put yourself in a very shootable position.

Grape
Nov 16, 2017

Happily shilling for China!

QuarkJets posted:

yeah so would the parents in most industrialized nations, whoever was like "oh they wouldn't even blink an eye at that outside of US/Pakistan" is a buffoon who has probably never even left north america

Or alternatively it's someone with a really weird family in a remote corner of Finland just assuming surely all the other West Euros are constantly doing the ol' cum parade in front of the rents.

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

maybe in some places they think you can read the future off of your son's girlfriend's cum-covered face, like reading tea leaves

Grape
Nov 16, 2017

Happily shilling for China!

Power Khan posted:

Idk, if this was Pakistan or the US, the mom would probably start screeching or something, in the rest of the industrialized world mom wouldn't even look up and boredly say "don't get it into your eyes, sweetie"

For those wondering, lol

Quantumfate
Feb 17, 2009

Angered & displeased, he went to the Blessed One and, on arrival, insulted & cursed him with rude, harsh words.

When this was said, the Blessed One said to him:


"Motherfucker I will -end- you"


Drunk Nerds posted:

I'm going to ask you three times, first. If you say "yes" each time, then I'll link you.

Are you absolutely sure you want to see the making GBS threads-on-my-wife post? You can't unsee it.

. . . Yes. I'm sure I want to see it. :ohdear:

Seven Hundred Bee
Nov 1, 2006

lol at the boyfriend considering it too

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

Quantumfate posted:

. . . Yes. I'm sure I want to see it. :ohdear:

You were warned.

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

Quote the post you coward

quote:

Wife told me she wanted to experiment, I obliged, then she attempted to eat my feces.
Throwaway account because my wife follows my regular account here. My (28m) wife (26f) and I have admittedly had very vanilla sex throughout our 3 year marriage. We had our first kid a year ago and it seriously slowed down our sex life. However, a little under a month ago she approached me about “trying new things”. She has been hanging out with a group of moms in our neighborhood and one of them told her that she and her husband tried pegging and it completely transformed their marriage. My wife told me that she wanted to try pegging as well to “spice things up”. At first I thought it was a joke, but soon realized she actually wanted to peg me. I had never done assplay before and had always lived by the philosophy that the anus is solely an exit, but my wife made it clear that this was important to her so after a few days I obliged.

That next weekend, she pegged me and everything was surprisingly enjoyable. Additionally, the week following the pegging was one of the best weeks we’ve had together since the birth of our child. We were back to our old sex life, doing things like having sex before work and even waking each other up with head. However, that next weekend she told me she wanted to peg me again. I was slightly confused as to why this last week of sex wasn’t cutting it for her, but I agreed.

This is when things took an extreme turn. During this second pegging while my wife was inside of me, she grabbed my hair, craned my neck to the right, and pressed our foreheads together. I had never seen her take control like this and thought it was very hot until she looked me in the eye and whispered “I want your poo poo”. I pulled my face away and asked her to repeat and she said “I want you to poo poo on me”. I pushed her off of me and asked her if she was joking and she started crying. I felt like a loving dick because she thought I was kinkshaming her. In a way, I was because I thought the request was far too extreme. I ended up leaving for the night and stayed with one of my close friends, but didn’t tell him what happened.

After that incident, my wife and I hardly talked all week unless it related to our son. At the end of the week, I asked my wife to talk about what happened. She told me again that she wanted me to poo poo on her and that it meant a lot to her. I thought it was sickening, but she claimed this was her deepest, darkest kink. I couldn’t understand how and why my poo poo excited her, but she insisted that she has always wanted this.

We fought about this for about a week and after watching some scat porn and reading articles by people who also shared this kink, I tried to put myself in my wife’s shoes. I told her that I will poo poo on her if that is what will turn her on. She was so happy and even though I was still completely nauseated by this desire, I wanted to satisfy her.

That brings us to tonight. We were having sex for the first time this week when I (regrettably) confessed to her that I had to take a poo poo. She perked up with a smile, sensed my discomfort, and began stroking my hair and whispering encouraging things to me. I still really didn’t want to go through with it, but since I had promised her I pulled out and we ran to the bathroom.

She got into the bathtub and I hung my rear end over the side of the tub. I started pushing, but unsurprisingly found it very difficult to successfully poo poo on my wife. I turned my head around to see my wife staring up and smiling at me waiting for me to finish. With enough time, I was finally able to get a turd to start coming out. I could hear my wife breathing heavier beneath me as my rear end in a top hat started opening. However, before the turd was able to drop on her chest, I felt a sensation around my rear end in a top hat.

I turned around and saw my wife - the love of my life, the mother of my son - attempting to catch my turd in her mouth as it fell out of my rear end in a top hat. I was horrified that she would try to do this, and tried to pull the poo poo back into my body so she couldn’t receive it in her mouth. Seeing what looked like an attempt by her to eat my poo poo brought me close to throwing up.

As I clenched my buttcheeks together to try to stop the poo poo from reaching my wife, the clenching cut off a very small piece of my poo poo and I heard it land somewhere beneath me. I was too scared and disgusted to look at my wife to see what she had done with it, so I ran to the other bathroom to clean myself. As I was sitting in the other bathroom thinking about how I will ever be able to look my wife in the eye again, I heard footsteps approaching. My wife lightly knocked on the door. I didn’t respond and was on the verge of throwing up the more I thought about what just happened. She walked away and then I got a text from her thanking me for fulfilling her wish and asking me to come to bed.

I’ve been sitting in the living room typing this for the last half hour scared to face my wife. We have plans to take our son to the zoo with another family tomorrow, but I don’t think I can look at her after what she did to me. I feel deceived and violated by the woman I love and trust. During our initial conversations about this, there was never a question that my poo poo would go anywhere other than her chest. She knew how uncomfortable I was with this in the first place, yet she still tried to push the boundary that we had established.

I would appreciate any feedback from anyone who has experienced a similar violation of trust from a loved one. I’m turning to this sub for advice because for obvious reasons, I cannot tell anyone that knows my wife and I. I know that some of you may find this humorous, but please serious comments only - this is something that could lead to the end of our marriage.





EDIT: I didn't expect this to go to the front page, but my wife has seen the post. I have been unable to face her and there is no way to get out of going to the zoo with the other family today. I appreciate all the serious feedback and I will update tonight.

OctaMurk
Jun 21, 2013

jobson groeth posted:

Quote the post you coward

Impressive that he was able to type such a long post with one hand.

DragQueenofAngmar
Dec 29, 2009

You shall not pass!
lmao I forgot about the trip to the zoo

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Khazar-khum
Oct 22, 2008

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
2nd Battalion

QuarkJets posted:

yeah so would the parents in most industrialized nations, whoever was like "oh they wouldn't even blink an eye at that outside of US/Pakistan" is a buffoon who has probably never even left north america

Or had a girlfriend.

Smirking Serpent, please come back.

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