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BigglesSWE
Dec 2, 2014

How 'bout them hawks news huh!
Racism among Republicans are about as subtle as a nuclear detonation in your nieces’ tea party.

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mllaneza
Apr 28, 2007

Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force, 1993-1952





Pro-click. They're all still new at public speaking, but their message is good.

white sauce posted:

how could you write this and not post the amazing picture that goes along with it




Or the video of Peter Capaldi reading the letter.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQTlT8-qYUk

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc

Keret posted:

This is I guess outside of the purview of this thread, but could I get a quick run-down of the Pewdiepie stuff? I've heard before that he did racist poo poo but I don't know the details and my girlfriend is of the opinion that he owned up to it and/or was being ridiculous to try to expose hypocrisy or something. That doesn't seem like the case to me though if he's doing this thinly veiled white supremacy bullshit.

If PDP isn't a racist, he's obsessed with making racist jokes to get attention

Which wouldn't really be better

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009


I read something earlier about Rudy being miserable because it sucks working for Trump and I hope to loving god it's true.

funkymonks
Aug 31, 2004

Pillbug

theflyingorc posted:

If PDP isn't a racist, he's obsessed with making racist jokes to get attention

Which wouldn't really be better

If you make racist jokes then you are a racist. It doesn’t really matter what your justification is.

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc

Pylons posted:

I read something earlier about Rudy being miserable because it sucks working for Trump and I hope to loving god it's true.

I am unable to reach any conclusion other than "Rudy Guiliani is mentally ill"

funkymonks posted:

If you make racist jokes then you are a racist. It doesn’t really matter what your justification is.
hello, welcome to the thread, I see you are a slow reader and eagerly await you reaching the second half of my post

cr0y
Mar 24, 2005



loving lol

https://twitter.com/CuomoPrimeTime/status/1085725959653871616?s=19

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/existentialfish/status/1085708097820205056

Lemming
Apr 21, 2008

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




Slippery Tilde
Time for an old favourite. If you just clicked on that twitter video, click on this as well... Mashes up surprisingly well.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbqiCxEIeEo

KickerOfMice
Jun 7, 2017

[/color]Keep firing, assholes![/color]

Spaceballs the custom title.
Fun Shoe
The daily show could hire Rudy as a bit, and none of the show would change, even if Trevor Noah asked him simple, honest, legal questions. He's that silly and stupid.

Lightning Knight
Feb 24, 2012

Pray for Answer
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3879817

New 2020 primary thread is live.

Lemming
Apr 21, 2008

I'm not falling for this

a rowdy mullet
Feb 12, 2009
So it looks like most of the northern half of the US will be bitterly to deadly cold with regular snowstorms for the forseeable future due to the :siren:POLAR VORTEX:siren:. Is this the point where air travel just starts to fail? Good loving luck getting people to show up on a snowy 0 degree at a job that isn't paying. It's going to be a really lovely time for those affected either way :(

Willa Rogers
Mar 11, 2005

KickerOfMice posted:

Expect an uptick in hospital admittance for shrapnel injury, as stupid assholes toss their pressurized cans of gillette into fires, to put onto youtube. :rolleyes:

Joke's on them; no one can afford to be hospitalized in america.

unless you're on the glorious va, medicaid or medicare socialized kind of healthcare

Lightning Knight
Feb 24, 2012

Pray for Answer

Lemming posted:

I'm not falling for this

lol the next thread Guyovich moves to another subforum will be from CSPAM, I imagine, not D&D.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Willa Rogers posted:

Joke's on them; no one can afford to be hospitalized in america.

unless you're on the glorious va, medicaid or medicare socialized kind of healthcare

Oh no they'll still come in.

The best are people with bizarre objects up their rear end that are literally killing them that ask "wait how much will this cost?"

"Sir yes there are a ton of problems with US heathcare and no one should have to go into debt for medical care but perhaps you should have thought of that before eyeing that fifth pool ball."

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

KickerOfMice posted:

This letter and the adjoining painting are the most internet thing of the ancient world. :laugh:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQTlT8-qYUk

ZypherIM
Nov 8, 2010

"I want to see what she's in love with."

FizFashizzle posted:

Oh no they'll still come in.

The best are people with bizarre objects up their rear end that are literally killing them that ask "wait how much will this cost?"

"Sir yes there are a ton of problems with US heathcare and no one should have to go into debt for medical care but perhaps you should have thought of that before eyeing that fifth pool ball."

People come up with the best stories for why something is up their rear end because they don't want to admit it was sex stuff.

Bar Ran Dun
Jan 22, 2006




This is from a ways back because I'm never caught up with this thread.

Party Plane Jones posted:

a week or two back I posted an article about healthcare pregnant african american women receive and it was the most depressing thing

https://twitter.com/neel_shah/status/1079484186979913728
https://twitter.com/neel_shah/status/1079486943312969728
https://twitter.com/neel_shah/status/938934970881593345

During the birth of our first child (we are white) we got stuck in group triage for a long time, like 10 hours. This was in Savannah at Chandler. During that time an African American women came into maternity triage. She kept telling them something was wrong and nothing happened for quite a while. Eventually she started hemorrhaging. They had to transfer her to Memorial ( which had the good neo natal stuff) and which was basically across the street. We don't know what happened after that but it was horrifying when they wheeled her out of the triage. The worst thing was she probably had gone to Chandler because it was the "white" hospital thinking it was better (but it was definately not nessisarily the better one).

During the birth of our second child we were in the PNW. There was a complication, it was identified extremely early and a emergency c-section happened. If we'd had that complication in the south, I'm convinced the child I'm holding right now would have died or have been disabled by the birth.

This type of systematic racism is deadly.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







ZypherIM posted:

People come up with the best stories for why something is up their rear end because they don't want to admit it was sex stuff.

"Sir we're about to an x ray of your abdomen, that is going to involve your colon, which is also known as your butt. is there ANYTHING you want tell us before we literally have a see through picture of the area of your anus and the tube that connects to it?"

"Nah."

/twenty minutes later

"Well sir it looks as though you have every single Mighty Max collectible toy in your rectum, and they're all open, and all the pieces are in their correct place."

"Oh....OH...yeah...that."

cr0y
Mar 24, 2005



https://twitter.com/DefenseRudy/status/1085733988889616385?s=19

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.


It took me a weird amount of time to realize this wasn't real.

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts
https://twitter.com/bluestein/status/1085680464835297280

No point in charging him, we all know he'll get off.

Zero_Grade
Mar 18, 2004

Darktider 🖤🌊

~Neck Angels~

I love how the Congressional buildings are apparently some gigantic non-Euclidean maze.

luxury handset posted:

e: he was invited to the 2018 state of the union as a guest of rep. matt gaetz? i can only assume gaetz is also incredibly dumb for some reason
Gaetz is easily one of the dumbest members of Congress. He'd probably be in the running for #1, buuut Gohmert is still around.

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!
#senatebros

https://twitter.com/brianschatz/status/1085737470724108289?s=21

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

Guys, I think Rudy is a bad lawyer.

Phobic Nest
Oct 2, 2013

You Are My Sunshine

That "whatshisface" was Superman (RIP in peace), you imbecile

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

Pylons posted:

Eternal bewilderment?

My dog gets this same expression most times when I'm talking to him using words he doesn't know.

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts
https://twitter.com/tonyposnanski/status/1085691756363087878

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017




Oh this is so loving good

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

i do like that we have reached that point that now they have to actually change their lovely lie to an even dumber lie.

cr0y
Mar 24, 2005



Phobic Nest posted:

That "whatshisface" was Superman (RIP in peace), you imbecile

Just so you and everyone knows, this is satire

Shifty Pony
Dec 28, 2004

Up ta somethin'


ZypherIM posted:

People come up with the best stories for why something is up their rear end because they don't want to admit it was sex stuff.

I highly recommend befriending a radiology tech and getting a few drinks into them just for the stories they can tell.

Flared bases would save so many people so much discomfort.

ZypherIM
Nov 8, 2010

"I want to see what she's in love with."

Dapper_Swindler posted:

i do like that we have reached that point that now they have to actually change their lovely lie to an even dumber lie.

Haven't they already done that like 4 times? Collusion isn't a thing, it wasn't collusion, collusion isn't a crime, it wasn't *technically* trump that colluded. I've probably missed some, but I'm pretty sure Rudy has said all of those things haha.

ZypherIM
Nov 8, 2010

"I want to see what she's in love with."

Shifty Pony posted:

I highly recommend befriending a radiology tech and getting a few drinks into them just for the stories they can tell.

Flared bases would save so many people so much discomfort.

I worked 5 years as a lab tech, so I knew some radiology guys and all the ER people.

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc

Zero_Grade posted:

I love how the Congressional buildings are apparently some gigantic non-Euclidean maze.
Gaetz is easily one of the dumbest members of Congress. He'd probably be in the running for #1, buuut Gohmert is still around.

I thought the theory was that Gaetz wasn't that dumb, just that he is completely soulless and has no qualms about appealing to his base no matter how dumb what he says is

cr0y
Mar 24, 2005



Ohhh hes gonna regret this statement

https://twitter.com/ShimonPro/status/1085740990537834496?s=19

a rowdy mullet
Feb 12, 2009

*camera zooms in, curb your enthusiasm theme starts playing*

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Caros
May 14, 2008


What are you going to do? Stab me?

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