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Ghost Leviathan posted:The term is obviously gaydar Federation standard Gaydar consoles are not compact enough for use on away teams. Please consult Gayfleet regs for clarification.
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Admiral Ray posted:Ah, so this comes up a lot in these kind of relationships. The issue here isn't necessarily Henry, but it does involve him. You see, your brother feels like he's had his masculinity drained. When he saw Henry place those potatoes in his luscious mouth, he became enamored with him. Confused even. It's okay. It happens to everyone that sees a vegan eat food. Simple sexual envy is all it is. I'm afraid, though, that if you want your brother to come to terms with this that Henry needs to gently caress him while shoving his head into a bowl of those vegan potatoes. Only then can Rick come to terms with this confusing experience. This new PETA ad seems relevant to your interests. https://twitter.com/peta/status/1085573461315997696
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# ? Jan 18, 2019 05:16 |
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Dear Prudence posted:Q. Boyfriend doesn’t “get” guests: My boyfriend and I have fundamental philosophical differences regarding the treatment of guests. As an example, he thinks it’s weird and fake that I go through extra effort to clean the apartment before we have a guest come to stay. I think it’s a common courtesy? He also gets offended if I put guests’ needs before his—for example, if I’m not free to do something he wants to do because I’m hosting someone from out of town. Some of our biggest fights have been about this!
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# ? Jan 18, 2019 05:25 |
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drat, wish I got to hang out with no-nonsense centaur ladies as a kid
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# ? Jan 18, 2019 05:32 |
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hell, same
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# ? Jan 18, 2019 05:37 |
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You could hang out with them now if goons weren't so fixated on "women who like horses are crAAAaaAaAAAaazy"
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# ? Jan 18, 2019 05:39 |
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i want 2 get brutally stomped to death by centaur women tired of my poo poo. how would a centaur wear jhodpurs if they made centaur sized jhodpurs. also they should be wearing tall boots and cruel expressions.
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# ? Jan 18, 2019 05:40 |
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While the dude in the story as written is dumb I gotta say it's even more dumb to think there is still a relationship after separating like that. In the grand scheme of issues here your boyfriend's poor hosting skills are a minor subnote of the blaring metldown alarms of not wanting to live together after having already tried it. Talking specifically about the problem mentioned though I gotta wonder how common of an occurrence this is that it's an ongoing issue. Is that OP like hosting friends in their shared living space every weekend or is this like an annual struggle.
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# ? Jan 18, 2019 05:56 |
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I initially misread that as boyfriend doesn't "get" quests.
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# ? Jan 18, 2019 05:58 |
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Anne Whateley posted:You could hang out with them now if goons weren't so fixated on "women who like horses are crAAAaaAaAAAaazy" I dunno someone who can only please one person per day and that person is always themselves sounds like a total rear end in a top hat to me. Not really a slogan I'd find endearing or inspiring.
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# ? Jan 18, 2019 06:00 |
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Anne Whateley posted:You could hang out with them now if goons weren't so fixated on "women who like horses are crAAAaaAaAAAaazy" Prudence and I are talking about literal horse-women, not sure what you’re on about
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# ? Jan 18, 2019 06:01 |
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My [21f] friend's [20f] ex [24m] is trying to sleep with everyone in the friend group. He's furious about not being welcome at parties any more. My friend Emily was dating this guy Jared for a couple years. Like talking about marriage and everything. They broke up, and it was messy. She told me that she broke up with him, after an argument about money, then slept with a random rebound soon after. He's been saying they had an argument about money and then she cheated to piss him off. I believe her though. So I thought that Jared wouldn't be around much after the breakup, our group of friends were very much her friends, he was never really a part of the group. He'd come to stuff occasionally as her date, but didn't socialize with the rest of us on his own. Anyway right after they broke up, Jared's been pushing himself into group activities. Like begging invitations off people other than Emily. It struck me as weird, and it bothers Emily for obvious reasons. Then, four of our girl friends told us that Jared was trying to sleep with them. Apparently he'd been going around trying to sleep with everyone in the group? We're thinking he's trying to make Emily mad, since he's just going for her close friends. He tried something with me, at a party last weekend. And I played it like I didn't know he was going hitting on everyone in the group. I asked "why me" and he had some sob story about having been dumped, and only being able to be into people he already had a friendly rapport with... It was weird. Anyway, the next day, after the party, I hosted a hangover brunch at my house, and told Jared to not come. I just gave the reason of wanting to hang out with my closest friends and not wanting drama involved. But honestly I was weirded out by how he'd been acting and I wanted Emily to be able to have fun and relax at brunch. And he got really angry at me, saying I was being a catty bitch, immature, all sorts of mean poo poo. I talked to Emily about this, then we screenshot the nasty stuff he said and I sent it to our other friends who sometimes host parties. Both girls. And i said to them that I was starting to get uncomfortable with Jared, with how he was hitting on me and then getting really angry with me. And Emily was uncomfortable with how he was always around after their breakup. So, if Jared was gonna be at future parties, neither of us would be going. Both of the girls I texted replied to the group text saying that they'd just stop letting Jared in, they thought the way he was acting wasn't cool and they wanted us there for parties. They were also both people he'd also tried to screw, and they thought that was trashy. So I thought everything was resolved. Today at work, I got a lot of calls that I let ring through because I was working, and after work I checked my voicemail and texts, and it turns out that Jared totally went off on me for having done what I did, apparently it got back to him through the grapevine that he wasn't invited back to our group's parties, and he blames me because I set the whole thing in motion?? He also implied he might just show up anyway. So, I blocked him right away but I don't know if that was the right call. I don't want him showing up at my place or at my friends places because he's mad. Or for whatever reason. What should I do? TLDR - my friend's weird ex is now trying to sleep with every girl in the friend group. Maybe to make her feel bad? IDK. Anyway me and my friends who host parties agreed he wasn't welcome at our parties, and he's furious at me because of that.
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# ? Jan 18, 2019 06:14 |
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WrenP-Complete posted:I initially misread that as boyfriend doesn't "get" quests. I sent him out to get 5 wolf pelts and he came home with a cocker spaniel saying it was "Good enough"!
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# ? Jan 18, 2019 06:31 |
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Smirking_Serpent posted:My [21f] friend's [20f] ex [24m] is trying to sleep with everyone in the friend group. He's furious about not being welcome at parties any more. Keep screenshots of everything and when he drives up drunk and crashes his car on someone’s lawn you can show it to the police
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# ? Jan 18, 2019 06:33 |
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Smirking_Serpent posted:
Ah, the Rebound Phase. Looks like with the added ingredient of Revenge. I had a friend, who was my best friend and the first friend I ever made when I moved to the states so we knew each other since late elementary school, try a rebound thing with me when I was in my early 30s. I felt bad for him because he was so torn, and I naturally care for him, so.... I gave it a shot. BIG mistake. It was like I had to fill the role of the ex but if I did something even remotely like her and it happened to be a quirk he hated about her, it became an argument over stupid poo poo that shouldn't matter. Thankfully, I saw the writing on the wall and had a long talk about the situation and our relationship. We stopped dating and remain friends to this day. These ladies need to continue their shrugging of this guy off. Or else it'll get messy. Beachcomber posted:I sent him out to get 5 wolf pelts and he came home with a cocker spaniel saying it was "Good enough"! "He wouldn't even take the Sealed Letter to the blacksmith in the next village. He said he's not a drat messenger and never upgraded our sword. So, now he's chopping away at kobolds and taking forever then has the nerve to bitch at how slow it is. God!"
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# ? Jan 18, 2019 06:41 |
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honestly if thats the worst going on at that age everythings gonna be fine
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# ? Jan 18, 2019 06:46 |
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Anne Whateley posted:You could hang out with them now if goons weren't so fixated on "women who like horses are crAAAaaAaAAAaazy" Well, it's not so much "like" horses but the ones that are "every decoration and t-shirt is horse related" obsession. Sorta like crazy cat ladies. Sure, not every horse or cat person is nuts. Not every redhead is psychotic but hot in bed. It just seems to be a commonality, though... Also, kinda reaching back a few pages, but the arm wrastlin' stuff is definitely technical and some people just don't have bicep area arm strength but can have better strength elsewhere. I lift 100lbs aluminum semi truck wheels on a daily basis for work, 8 hours straight, but my long rear end arms never build bicep strength. I got it all in my shoulders, legs, and forearms. I loving suck at arm wrestling unless I do that hook in with the wrist. I dunno. My arm battles were drunk games though. Does anyone do this stuff as a hobby anymore since Over The Top came out? I shall end my over-tired post-work babble now. Oops, I lied edit: marijuanamancer posted:honestly if thats the worst going on at that age everythings gonna be fine I just noticed the ages, too. Holy poo poo. Now I think at least one will cave, but that's based off of my dumbass experiences with The 20s. But, you're right. Could be worse like the other examples in this thread. Papa Emeritus III fucked around with this message at 06:54 on Jan 18, 2019 |
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Papa Emeritus III posted:
He just wants to fight baddies, not get invested in the details and goings on of the realm. He doesn't want to help any of the townspeople.
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# ? Jan 18, 2019 07:20 |
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What’s the relationship version of microtransactions?
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# ? Jan 18, 2019 07:25 |
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christmas boots posted:What’s the relationship version of microtransactions? Trading sex for chores?
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# ? Jan 18, 2019 07:27 |
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WrenP-Complete posted:He just wants to fight baddies, not get invested in the details and goings on of the realm. He doesn't want to help any of the townspeople. Don't quests help you level up? (clearly, I am not an MMO player and am way out of my league. Curious about the WoW reboot though, PM me if anyone has suggestions!) The posts about the couple who are living in separate places now reminded me of a news article I read; This couple was in their 80s and had been married for 60 years or so. They didn't live in the same house. Legit owned homes next to each other and still saw each other daily, but lived their lives in their own homes. They seemed happy and were actually kinda adorable. Maybe those two are just not "roommate" compatible? I dunno. I think they're doomed but if it worked for the olds... He needs to stop trying to be a constant nag for the center of attention. I bet he was an only child.
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# ? Jan 18, 2019 07:29 |
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christmas boots posted:What’s the relationship version of microtransactions? asking how your day was
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# ? Jan 18, 2019 07:29 |
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jobson groeth posted:Trading sex for chores? I was going to dig up a .jpeg I got from a thread on here. A lady set up a chore scoreboard and if the husband did some kind of task(dishes or other chores, I recall), he got rewards like "Will not nag for a whole day" and "Blow job!". It even had a crazy point tally system for him to save and cash in. Unfortunately, I cannot find it. FAUXTON posted:asking how your day was Seriously. I loved this. Do guys dig it, too?
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# ? Jan 18, 2019 07:33 |
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FAUXTON posted:asking how your day was that's a microaggression not a microtransaction or are those the same
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# ? Jan 18, 2019 07:48 |
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Papa Emeritus III posted:I was going to dig up a .jpeg I got from a thread on here. A lady set up a chore scoreboard and if the husband did some kind of task(dishes or other chores, I recall), he got rewards like "Will not nag for a whole day" and "Blow job!". It even had a crazy point tally system for him to save and cash in. Unfortunately, I cannot find it. This one?
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# ? Jan 18, 2019 08:10 |
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jobson groeth posted:This one? YES! Thank you. I never could figure out how I felt about this. On one end, I'm like "Why? Why sink to that for him just to get him to do poo poo?", and the rest of me is like " Well, you figured out the code."
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# ? Jan 18, 2019 08:26 |
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Well dang, do the BJ vigorously enough and you can get a self-sustaining cycle going.
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# ? Jan 18, 2019 08:30 |
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I believe my girlfriend of 2 years has been cheating on me with her younger brotherquote:I’m not sure how to go about this, so just please bear with me.
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# ? Jan 18, 2019 08:49 |
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jobson groeth posted:This one? This would seem to incentivise overfeeding the baby.
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# ? Jan 18, 2019 08:54 |
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Papa Emeritus III posted:Seriously. I loved this. Do guys dig it, too? Dr. FAUXTON and I basically ask each other first thing after getting home She's a pharmacologist/experimental neuroscientist/virologist and does livestock vaccine research in an agricultural lab and I'm a financial crime investigator for a bank so our days tend to have neat stuff to share, both of us really like what we do for a living and are interested in each other's work too so yeah in this house we ask how each others' day was on a nearly ritual basis and we spend idk like 20-30 mins just talking about the day
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# ? Jan 18, 2019 08:54 |
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Papa Emeritus III posted:Don't quests help you level up? Apparently that's actually a much more common arrangement than people think. Much like couples who sleep in twin beds pushed together. Having boundaries can make a relationship more stable. And I think the whole cleaning and guests thing is a common expression of the gender gap where boys simply aren't raised to care about these things while women are. It's like bringing up Victorian-era host ettiquete. Or the whole tweet about 'guys live in apartments like this and don't see a problem'. Though there's plenty of women like that, there's still something of a trend of girls being raised with certain expectations about presentation and home decoration while boys are maybe occasionally told to vacuum the floor and resent it as a chore. (that said, it can collide, and filling a house with furniture and knick-knacks that you never touch except when you clean them seems counterintuitive until you find the dumb crap you like, whether it's decorative clay plates, a spoon collection, cat posters or anime figurines)
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# ? Jan 18, 2019 08:55 |
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gbs but from 2004 posted:I believe my girlfriend of 2 years has been cheating on me with her younger brother Hooooooly shitpissballsbitchtits...
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# ? Jan 18, 2019 08:59 |
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gbs but from 2004 posted:I believe my girlfriend of 2 years has been cheating on me with her younger brother Why do these Reddit fuckers always advocate for some hidden camera bullshit? I mean you could talk to your girlfriend, dump her, or set up an elaborate trap involving a bag of Skittles and an angry ferret, which would you choose?
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# ? Jan 18, 2019 09:03 |
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La Brea Carpet posted:Why do these Reddit fuckers always advocate for some hidden camera bullshit? Are you kidding? The second, every single time.
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# ? Jan 18, 2019 09:04 |
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I don't even care if it works.
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# ? Jan 18, 2019 09:05 |
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both my arms are broken, mom
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# ? Jan 18, 2019 09:07 |
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FAUXTON posted:Dr. FAUXTON and I basically ask each other first thing after getting home Oh sweet. I'd love to pick your brain(and hers). I was EMS/Firefighter in the service but my certification didn't transfer to civilian world. I did crime scene cleaning for a handful of years before ruining my own life with dumbass poo poo and getting locked up. I'm a blue collar factory lady now. I still have an armchair interest in science so if you ever made a thread about your work or hers, I'd read the poo poo out of it. I'm trying not to derail with questions already. I'll shoot a PM. But, point made on asking about a partner's day. That's basic communication and it also shows you care. I have a feeling a lot of the redditors throughout this thread just sorta show up at home and plop down into their usual routine without speaking(like that one guy who ate dinner without saying hello, and his passive aggressive girlfriend that just texted a snarky comment instead of getting off her rear end to be the example and go TALK, tell him he made a dick move). Hell, it could have even maybe been the opening to "So, remember that shaving thing? ....Would you mind if I bought Nair?" Maybe not in those exact words. I'm not the best at soft words but I still asked every partner of mine how their day went, how they feel, and so on. poo poo, if they talk more, the ones that aren't sexually compatible may even find that out sooner. "What turns you on, like really does it? ---Oh. Well. Good luck with that, peace. You can keep the sheets." Ghost Leviathan posted:Apparently that's actually a much more common arrangement than people think. Much like couples who sleep in twin beds pushed together. Having boundaries can make a relationship more stable. Truth. My dad has a whole studio in his basement and my mother just pays it no mind, treating it like his space. They're on their 50th anniversary. Personally, I like my 'own space', too and would request my partner acknowledge that. If I don't get alone time, I get pissy. I don't know if the separate bed thing is a good idea unless you're a weird dreamer. Don't people "bond" as they sleep together?
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# ? Jan 18, 2019 09:21 |
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do you freak out about everything. just relax. let things happen. holy poo poo all you do is post walls of anxiety now im nervous
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# ? Jan 18, 2019 09:23 |
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La Brea Carpet posted:Why do these Reddit fuckers always advocate for some hidden camera bullshit? cause they want to watch his girlfriend bang her brother more seriously though i think it's to eliminate doubt in a way that doesn't blow up the relationship, the provided evidence is all suggesting something but none of it is really conclusive. it's pretty normal to hear sex sounds coming from a 16 year-old boys room late at night (he was watching porn) and the texts aren't that bad, could be that brother+sister just really enjoy the occasional good spa day together (but in secret cause that poo poo gets expensive) or they like hanging out at the beach?
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marijuanamancer posted:do you freak out about everything. just relax. let things happen. holy poo poo all you do is post walls of anxiety now im nervous dude that was a totally normal and not-anxious-sounding post, you're weirdly wigged out maybe go get your wizard book and cast a spell of Chillax on yourself sa poster marijuanamancer
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