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Mongolian Queef posted:Just in case: This image must be pushing 20 years old now.
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Jan 23, 2019 17:18
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Mongolian Queef posted:Just in case: Classic. This one just begs to be picked apart.
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Jan 23, 2019 17:21
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folder posted:And now we move on to Syria, otherwise known as "the name your annoying new age friend Jocelyn gave to her firstborn." *laughing at picture* And no, I don't want to see pictures of the crystal birthing pool, please pass the quinoa salad *more laughter* But the genocide in Syria has been relentless.
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Jan 23, 2019 17:51
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syscall girl posted:Classic. It's been picked apart so many times it's hard to believe image hosting managed to put it back together. If I recall correctly there was other pictures and/or someone knew the people involved and he wasn't secretly pining for notepad girl and it was just a poorly timed photo. Or it wasn't. One of the two or it was a third option. Probably.
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Jan 23, 2019 18:07
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Outrail posted:It's been picked apart so many times it's hard to believe image hosting managed to put it back together. leering kid was (i don't remember which) gay/ace/autistic/a dramaturge and therefore undeserving of love
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Jan 23, 2019 18:58
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:leering kid was (i don't remember which) gay/ace/autistic/a dramaturge and therefore undeserving of love Dramaturgs are the nerds of the theatre world, just think about that.
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Jan 23, 2019 19:25
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My Lovely Horse posted:Sure was: I would have gone with Easter 2015, tbh.
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Jan 23, 2019 19:59
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Someone post the mirrored one where he's flirting with himself it's adorbs
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Jan 23, 2019 20:06
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Archives posted:This image must be pushing 20 years old now. I think the girl on the right was in my high school French class.
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Jan 23, 2019 21:02
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Spanish Manlove posted:Now I gotta rewatch that, totally wasn't paying attention during that It was a great callback to Dogma
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Jan 23, 2019 21:10
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christmas boots posted:Dramaturgs are the nerds of the theatre world, just think about that.
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Jan 23, 2019 23:04
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paul_soccer10 posted:im buying plat so the mods cant commit hate crimes on my thread titles paul_soccer10 posted:waht the gently caress you cant edit thread titles with plat?!?!!
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Jan 23, 2019 23:04
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FactsAreUseless posted:I have never heard this word before in my life It's more commonly spelled as dramaturge, but if you've ever seen a play and read the part of the program that puts the show in a historical context or talks about the themes of the show, the dramaturge wrote that. They're sometimes on hand during rehearsals too, usually if there's a word that needs to be explained from a non-modern context or if you're doing a play set in the Baroque period and the cast needs a lesson in how to stand with period-appropriate posture. They're also very good at fitting in dressing room lockers.
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Jan 23, 2019 23:14
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lol
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Jan 23, 2019 23:50
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christmas boots posted:It's more commonly spelled as dramaturge, but if you've ever seen a play and read the part of the program that puts the show in a historical context or talks about the themes of the show, the dramaturge wrote that. They're sometimes on hand during rehearsals too, usually if there's a word that needs to be explained from a non-modern context or if you're doing a play set in the Baroque period and the cast needs a lesson in how to stand with period-appropriate posture. They're also very good at fitting in dressing room lockers. So drama nerds who are poo poo at drama? The drama department's waterboy.
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Jan 24, 2019 03:43
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Outrail posted:So drama nerds who are poo poo at drama? The drama department's waterboy. So yes.
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Jan 24, 2019 04:42
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Outrail posted:So drama nerds who are poo poo at drama? The drama department's waterboy. Yeah. The one we had when I was in school was actually a pretty good actor but her first love was English Lit and Theatre second which is actually pretty par for the course.
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Jan 24, 2019 06:09
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Outrail posted:So drama nerds who are poo poo at drama? The drama department's waterboy. Hey the highlight of my sporting career was waterboy for the New Zealand women's softball team.
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Jan 24, 2019 08:23
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In your line of work I suppose it would be?
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Jan 24, 2019 08:46
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Karate Bastard posted:In your line of work I suppose it would be? I have to applaud that obscurely dirty username gag: 
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Jan 24, 2019 09:06
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Nailed it!
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Jan 24, 2019 09:19
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luxury handset posted:my company wants to do a team building exercise at some hipster axe throwing joint. like yeah, we're gonna go throw some axes, drink a few beers, you in? i said no. because when i grew up i had friends who grew up in dirt yard trailer parks and drinking warm stolen beer and throwing $10 axes you got in a mall ninja catalog at tree trunks is what i used to call friday night when i was 16. gently caress that luxury handset posted:an escape room themed after a dollar tree back office where you have to sneak out because the manager thought you were stealing gum and locked you in until the cops arrive
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Jan 24, 2019 14:54
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from the QCS "there are too many smilies" threadThief posted:this one makes me uncomfortable for personal reasons and i think it should be deleted:
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Jan 24, 2019 15:28
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I like this but only for the irony of him calling it hipster and then going on about "I did it before it was cool!"
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Jan 24, 2019 16:16
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Phantasium posted:from the QCS "there are too many smilies" thread
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Jan 24, 2019 16:42
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Hihohe posted:I like this but only for the irony of him calling it hipster and then going on about "I did it before it was cool!" I think his point is that it was never cool. Also, that escape room line cracked me up, but I figured I'd throw in some context.
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Jan 24, 2019 16:50
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Shima Honnou posted:All this Lovecraft talk reminds me of essentially the only Lovecraft fun fact I know since I've never particularly followed his work, which is that upon googling my own name I discovered I am a character in a Lovecraft short story. The Rat posted:Not his cat, I hope
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Jan 24, 2019 18:58
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From the gbs reddit threadDick Bastardly posted:wait imgur is a forum somehow A Wizard of Goatse posted:it's a community platform full of the exact people you'd expect to look at an imagehost and go "aha! finally a place for all my words."
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Jan 24, 2019 23:54
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Dareon posted:
I love how horses have become forums shorthand for anything that dies ridiculously easily under the stupidest of circumstances.
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Jan 25, 2019 00:14
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:leering kid was (i don't remember which) gay/ace/autistic/a dramaturge and therefore undeserving of love You're writing fanfiction about a photograph that is old enough to vote, so I assume you speak from experience when you label someone as undeserving of love.
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Jan 25, 2019 00:50
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Pastry of the Year posted:I think his point is that it was never cool. Yeah, it's super obvious he meant that it's a lovely way to spend a Friday that he's not at all nostalgic about.
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Jan 25, 2019 03:05
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Guy Mann posted:You're writing fanfiction about a photograph that is old enough to vote, so I assume you speak from experience when you label someone as undeserving of love. Why do you even post here?
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Jan 25, 2019 03:13
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Somfin posted:Why do you even post here?
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Jan 25, 2019 04:24
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Spacebump posted:I got angry and downloaded "Dust" (formerly Cyber Dust). I explained how I felt like my votes ultimately not mattering caused me to decide to not vote in the future and asked Mark Cuban to relay this message to Adam Silver. An hour later he responded that he will. It's cool that he still responds to fan messages on it but my immediate next thought was lol why does he still check cyber dust?
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Jan 25, 2019 04:47
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Anyone have the f-35(?) beaver roars quote?
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Jan 25, 2019 05:33
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https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?goto=post&postid=434458288#post434458288 Major Laurier had picked the wrong day to change meth dealers. The sharp pounding in his head had started just as the scramble alert came on. A Russian Tupolev Tu-95 bomber had blatantly violated Canada's northern sovereignity and was headed for the strategic city of Yellowknife. It was up to his squadron, No. 420 Harper's Harriers to show those Slav bastards what-for with their state-of-the-art C-35 war machines... and peacefully escort them out of Canada's airspace. Now, he was alone. Captain Fraiser's C-35 had flown through a cloud and the moisture had torn its skin from its fuselage. The rookie, Lieutenant Dorian, had attempted a gentle banked turn and the strain on his engine was too great. His plane exploded in a hail of fire, cheap steel and packing peanuts. He didn't even have time to scream. loving hotshot, thought the Major. The Tupolev was zooming southeast at a blistering Mach 0.3 but he was slowly closing in on his prey. He had already dropped his external fuel tanks, all four of his bullets and his missile to stay airborne, and the airframe was shuddering like his Chevy Cavalier on the Trans-Canada Highway. The radar app had crashed an hour ago and OnStar was useless. No, I don't want to find a loving gas station, I'm trying to intercept a warplane! Nonetheless, he had followed the contrails left by the bomber in the northern sky. He knew he was close. And then there! On the edge of his horizon, a vast twenty miles away, were the Russians. He clenched his jaw and punched up the afterburners. The plane kicked and lurched like a mechanical bull with half the gears broken. He set course to ram his plane into the hulking turboprop. I knew I wasn't coming back from this mission, he thought. I'm a C-35 pilot. We don't come back. But at least I'll take these assholes with me. His squadron's motto, gently caress EVERYONE AND PISS ON THEIR ASHES, rang in his ears as his HUD flashed a 404 error. Meanwhile, on the Russian plane... The Major was five miles from the bomber when he heard a new and unfamiliar bang. He tried in vain to look behind him, but from the corner of his eye, he could see a great crack forming on his left wing. He knew at once what it meant. The epoxy that kept the plane together was never meant for such extreme temperatures. His plane was literally coming apart at the seams. How he wished he was in an Avro Arrow now. With a sickening CRRRACK the wing tore itself free from the plane and the C-35 went into a death spin. The Tupolev continued on, oblivious. Amidst the alarms, klaxons and spontaneous fire, Frasier bit his lip and thought of Maverick. Then suddenly he remembered his training. One of the Powerpoint slides had mentioned that the ejection seat was NOT made by Lockheed, but by a British company! Hope sprung in his breast; perhaps he might survive this ordeal, and achieve his dream of becoming a cyberathelete! In desperation he lunged at the ejector handle. The seat roared upward into the void and while the canopy didn't deploy, it didn't matter; the cheap glass was shattered easily by his hundred thousand dollar helmet. The Major breathed a sigh of relief as the chute deployed and slowed his descent. He took one last glance at his plane, which plummeted like a meteor into the ground and exploded. It was a bittersweet sight. At the very least, he thought, he had saved half a billion dollars from the clutches of the poor, the needy, the nonwhite and Quebec. The thought made him smile. The ejector seat landed with a soft thud on a river bank, narrowly missing some pine trees. He looked around at the bright sky, the green grass and river teeming with fish. This unfamiliar hellscape sent chills of fear down his spine. If I liked the outdoors, he thought, I would've joined in the army. Thus began Major Laurier's desperate bid for survival in the harsh subarctic summer, where temperatures could drop to nearly below freezing. In the distance, a beaver roared.
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Jan 25, 2019 07:41
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Missing the bit about what's actually meanwhile on the Russian plane: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtB_jvznaNM
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Jan 25, 2019 07:55
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VikingofRock posted:I always just pronounce out the whole expanded acronym in order to avoid confusion. So for example SQL is "Structured Query Language", and GIF is "Graphics Interchange Format". Some acronyms like GNU take a little longer to say, but I think it's worth it. Absurd Alhazred posted:How do you start saying "GNU"? Happy Thread has a new favorite as of 08:11 on Jan 25, 2019 |
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it really ruins the believability of this that laurier, who by his name is quebecois, is happy about less money going to quebec
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