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I find this new Slenderman reboot extremely unnerving.
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https://mobile.twitter.com/AnnCoulter/status/1089905447077736448
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Jan 28, 2019 22:36
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She's not wrong.
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Jan 28, 2019 22:41
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What are the logistics here? If Gingrich's nose is buried in Doland's teint isn't he blocking our kicking momentum with his body? Or are we supposed to punt Newt's schnoz straight into Rtump's tailbone? Because I gotta be honest here there's a lot of flab cushioning the impact there.
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Jan 28, 2019 22:46
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An insane mind posted:What are the logistics here? If Gingrich's nose is buried in Doland's teint isn't he blocking our kicking momentum with his body? Or are we supposed to punt Newt's schnoz straight into Rtump's tailbone? Because I gotta be honest here there's a lot of flab cushioning the impact there.
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Jan 28, 2019 22:47
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She’s as stuck in the 90s as Trump is stuck in the 80s.
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Jan 28, 2019 23:01
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lmao
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Jan 28, 2019 23:05
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An insane mind posted:What are the logistics here? If Gingrich's nose is buried in Doland's teint isn't he blocking our kicking momentum with his body? Or are we supposed to punt Newt's schnoz straight into Rtump's tailbone? Because I gotta be honest here there's a lot of flab cushioning the impact there. newt is sucking his dilznick
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Jan 28, 2019 23:12
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An insane mind posted:What are the logistics here? If Gingrich's nose is buried in Doland's teint isn't he blocking our kicking momentum with his body? Or are we supposed to punt Newt's schnoz straight into Rtump's tailbone? Because I gotta be honest here there's a lot of flab cushioning the impact there. you're clearly not thinking 11-dimensionally, this is why trump will always win
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Jan 28, 2019 23:34
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An insane mind posted:What are the logistics here? If Gingrich's nose is buried in Doland's teint isn't he blocking our kicking momentum with his body? Or are we supposed to punt Newt's schnoz straight into Rtump's tailbone? Because I gotta be honest here there's a lot of flab cushioning the impact there. maybe newt is entirely inside trump's rectum
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Jan 29, 2019 01:54
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Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:maybe newt is entirely inside trump's rectum Maybe the real trump-rectum was the friends we made along the way.
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Jan 29, 2019 02:23
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Powered Descent posted:Maybe the real trump-rectum was the friends we made along the way. nah i'm p sure newt is really up in there 
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Jan 29, 2019 02:42
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i'm the very edge where the plain white briefs end revealing succulent trump thigh
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Jan 29, 2019 03:09
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Not sure what hes going for with this one
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Jan 29, 2019 03:27
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Uncle Wemus posted:Not sure what hes going for with this one Seems to me like “5G is maliciously spreading everywhere, even in societies that don’t need it (which is all societies because 5G is evil).”
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Jan 29, 2019 04:01
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why did the (((lizard people))) wait until the 5th G to institute their evil plan? did dees freak out this much over each previous G? so many questions
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Jan 29, 2019 04:25
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Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:why did the (((lizard people))) wait until the 5th G to institute their evil plan? did dees freak out this much over each previous G? so many questions Each G is a new government they own, and at 5 Gs, according to the rule of 5, they own the world.
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Jan 29, 2019 04:49
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Uncle Wemus posted:Not sure what hes going for with this one The average Samoan cannot properly perform his Haka due to crippling 5G waves melting his brain
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Jan 29, 2019 05:31
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Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:why did the (((lizard people))) wait until the 5th G to institute their evil plan? did dees freak out this much over each previous G? so many questions the answer is that the Lizards just aren't that good at the world domination thing so they have to keep restarting the program. 5th go (at it) = 5G.
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Jan 29, 2019 05:45
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5th G for the 5th column, bing bong
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Jan 29, 2019 05:53
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An insane mind posted:What are the logistics here? If Gingrich's nose is buried in Doland's teint isn't he blocking our kicking momentum with his body? Or are we supposed to punt Newt's schnoz straight into Rtump's tailbone? Because I gotta be honest here there's a lot of flab cushioning the impact there. Newt has his nose up Trump's rear end and they are both facing perpendicular to where you're facing as you kick Trump's rear end in the side, slamming his gelatinous cheeks together shattering Newt's nose
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Jan 29, 2019 06:18
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Carl Von Awesomwitz posted:david dees never jokes
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Jan 29, 2019 06:38
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Dead Beef posted:how do people like this not live in constant fear of the sun? the sun is natural 
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Jan 29, 2019 07:26
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I don't understand.
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Jan 29, 2019 07:50
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Astrochicken posted:I don't understand. ancient warrior:. i know you invaded my marriage by constantly penetrating my wife! adultry! sultry wife behind: i do it at 100Mb per second 
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Jan 29, 2019 08:28
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Uncle Wemus posted:Not sure what hes going for with this one It's a Civilization reference, I guess....? 
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Jan 29, 2019 09:22
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I think she’s trying to say newt it sucking tumps dick
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Jan 29, 2019 09:52
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yes lets show how repulsed and revolted we are by these people by comparing them to the grossest thing possible. Two men having consensual sex.
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Jan 29, 2019 10:01
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Tashilicious posted:yes lets show how repulsed and revolted we are by these people by comparing them to the grossest thing possible. I highly doubt anything involving Trump and sex approaches consensual but whatever gets you off I guess.
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Jan 29, 2019 10:11
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Dead Beef posted:how do people like this not live in constant fear of the sun? more broadly how is ddees even still alive, he has been going for like 20 years and has seemingly been crazy enough to wind up drinking drain cleaner at every point?
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Jan 29, 2019 11:05
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EVIL Gibson posted:ancient warrior:. i know you invaded my marriage by constantly penetrating my wife! adultry! Our ancestors used 4G.
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Jan 29, 2019 14:06
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I have decided that Gingrich must be entirely inside the president's cavity, with only his nose poking out.
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Jan 29, 2019 17:18
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Gingrich is as responsible as anyone else for encouraging the worst aspects of the Republican base. (There was a brief period when he wrote a book and tried to position himself as a centrist pundit, but even affluent liberals weren't dumb enough to buy it.) It's entirely unsurprising that he would suck up to Trump.
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Jan 29, 2019 17:23
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Carl Von Awesomwitz posted:david dees never jokes what's with the birds awkwardly photoshopped on the one picture (I see your copy-pasted wires below the 5G box, Dees!) what's with the tree awkwardly photoshopped on the kid's shirt that bleeds over onto the hand what's with the weirdo skulls and the wifi symbol photoshopped on the first picture how did the one toddler jedi leap up the smart antenna pole why is one Maori (???) pissed with a red Kaio-ken aura but all the others aren't
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Jan 29, 2019 17:40
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HobbitGrease posted:Dees is truly batshit crazy, but it's the little details of Dees cartoons that always get me because he either A) wants to fill out the comic for... verisimilitude? or B) it speaks to some weirdo symbolism that i need to be a 97th-level crazy person to get The burning Elmo has special significance, as Dees used to illustrate Sesame Street children’s books for CTW before he...ended up this way. And possibly after for a while. He’s no longer employed there.
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Jan 29, 2019 17:46
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ahahahahaha Dees has lots of pictures pimping some grift-o-currency called AlarmX that got scammed by their exchange (they shut down their Discord!), and now the site redirects to a cointalk forum that says the coin has been shut down
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Jan 29, 2019 17:50
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guys stop mining, Al's Disckount Currincy Hut took all our fake Internet funbucks and xXx_SephirothGroyper_xXx isn't returning my PMs on discord
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Jan 29, 2019 17:53
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Uncle Wemus posted:Not sure what hes going for with this one 5G makes Maoris angry or fat. Simple, really.
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Jan 29, 2019 20:33
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they should've been scared of 3G bc G looks like 6 and 3G=666. too late now, suckers
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Just 1 G turned William Birkin into a monster. Imagine 5Gs!
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