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Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
That's some low-T thinking.

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Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

why did the (((lizard people))) wait until the 5th G to institute their evil plan? did dees freak out this much over each previous G? so many questions

Re-entering spacecraft sometimes hit 6 or 7 G, we'll survive 5G no sweat.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
So 5G is going to turn me in to a bad rear end warrior

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:
lmao if you’re some technophobic cuck who doesn’t place his head directly in the front of the microwave dish of a cell tower to bask in its beautiful rays

predicto
Jul 22, 2004

THE DEM DEFENDER HAS LOGGED ON

Dr. Killjoy posted:

lmao if you’re some technophobic cuck who doesn’t place his head directly in the front of the microwave dish of a cell tower to bask in its beautiful rays

southparkrandymarshbouncingballs.gif

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy
https://twitter.com/h0tr0d9/status/1090226774376620032
Qanon tagline in his bio

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:

predicto posted:

southparkrandymarshbouncingballs.gif

you jest but I’m the one person in the country who can see your dick picks without needing NSA clearance

just fire those bits straight into my visual cortex

Junkiebev
Jan 18, 2002


Feel the progress.

hahahaha

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost
h0tr0d9

SHY NUDIST GRRL
Feb 15, 2011

Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.

Dead Beef posted:

how do people like this not live in constant fear of the sun?

Dees, an unmedicated schizophrenic, thought the CIA stacked his shoes to threaten him and made a comic of it
Dude is absolutely afraid of the sun

Spatial
Nov 15, 2007

Dees is a national treasure who should be respected and lauded for his supreme works of Good Badness

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

He’s the artist for There’s a Monster at the End of This Book, iirc.

100 HOGS AGREE
Oct 13, 2007
Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/tlrd/status/1090686705009598466

HobbitGrease
Jul 24, 2001

Young Orc

Antifa Turkeesian posted:

He’s the artist for There’s a Monster at the End of This Book, iirc.
no no, that's Michael Smollin whose like 94 years old

(i was shopping for kids books the other night)

Maker Of Shoes
Sep 4, 2006

AWWWW YISSSSSSSSSS
DIS IS MAH JAM!!!!!!

not enough

Burning_Monk
Jan 11, 2005
Mad, Bad, and Dangerous to know

It's Kentucky, that's like a $million to the non-poo poo world.

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!
Yeah that's $20 million in Kentucky.

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006


lol is that bevin
all white people look the same

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

zegermans posted:

lol is that bevin
all white people look the same

fuckin frankenstein's monster lookin forehead

Randalor
Sep 4, 2011



Kitfox88 posted:

fuckin frankenstein's monster lookin forehead

"GRAAARR! GAY MARRIAGE BAD!"

The guy with her looks like an axe murderer to boot.

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

Bevin also said cancelling school because of -20° windchills was "making children soft," he's a huge piece of poo poo.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015


they want my bod here’s the hot rod
twelve inches to a yard and have you soundin like a cspam mod

Al !
Jan 5, 2019

by Hand Knit

Chief McHeath posted:

Bevin also said cancelling school because of -20° windchills was "making children soft," he's a huge piece of poo poo.

its true, making them go out in that weather hardens them. so hard you can break pieces off of them after 5 minutes

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Chief McHeath posted:

Bevin also said cancelling school because of -20° windchills was "making children soft," he's a huge piece of poo poo.

He'll still get reelected

Tetrabor
Oct 14, 2018

Eight points of contact at all times!

Al ! posted:

its true, making them go out in that weather hardens them. so hard you can break pieces off of them after 5 minutes

Perception of cold is a cultural thing. However -20 isn't cold, it's loving freezing.

old.flv
Jan 28, 2017

A good lad who likes his Anna's.

Kitfox88 posted:

fuckin frankenstein's monster lookin forehead

Which one

Ugato
Apr 9, 2009

We're not?

Chief McHeath posted:

Bevin also said cancelling school because of -20° windchills was "making children soft," he's a huge piece of poo poo.

a bit of frostbite will do the little shits some good

- a governor

Ayatollah Hermione
Apr 3, 2007

by Cyrano4747

Ugato posted:

a bit of frostbite will do the little shits some good

- a governor

losing a few digits will encourage the younguns to do mental arithmetic instead of counting on thier fingers

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy
https://mobile.twitter.com/Fred_Delicious/status/1091301398137004033

Doktor Avalanche
Dec 30, 2008

lmao a penny for your thoughts

Al !
Jan 5, 2019

by Hand Knit

not a cult posted:

lmao a penny for your thoughts

hard pass

An insane mind
Aug 11, 2018

Pence Morgan.

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy
https://twitter.com/sandynewtothis/status/1091425171477614592

gunna be a fun tax season for this thread

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost
Well, she's new to this so

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011


Haha username/post combination for this tweet

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



kinda relevant but my former friend who's a proud chud (and who i haven't talked to since december 2016) is apparently making the rounds to our mutual friends trying to reach out to me. now that he's been getting more vocal about our falling out (he's been saying we stopped talking because i got mad he voted for trump), my other friends are getting pissed at him too and are talking about cutting him out of their lives as well

the real reason we had a falling out is that i found out that he was sexually harassing friends of mine and when i confronted him about it, he stated he refused to admit that sending unsolicited dick pics or groping people at parties was wrong. our mutual friends didn't believe me when i told them. now that they're pressing him on the details, holes are forming in his story and they're getting upset they put up with him for this long

old.flv
Jan 28, 2017

A good lad who likes his Anna's.

Business Gorillas posted:

kinda relevant but my former friend who's a proud chud (and who i haven't talked to since december 2016) is apparently making the rounds to our mutual friends trying to reach out to me. now that he's been getting more vocal about our falling out (he's been saying we stopped talking because i got mad he voted for trump), my other friends are getting pissed at him too and are talking about cutting him out of their lives as well

the real reason we had a falling out is that i found out that he was sexually harassing friends of mine and when i confronted him about it, he stated he refused to admit that sending unsolicited dick pics or groping people at parties was wrong. our mutual friends didn't believe me when i told them. now that they're pressing him on the details, holes are forming in his story and they're getting upset they put up with him for this long

Sounds like you should stop talking to all of these people

30.5 Days
Nov 19, 2006

https://twitter.com/sandynewtothis/status/1008664090640814081

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes
I believe this belongs here

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Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

I thought I would get money back this year!? would be a good thread title.

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