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soy posted:no poo poo, congrats on your functioning hormones at 30 if anything wait is this serious? I'm in my early thirties and I never knew I should be preparing for a boner shortage I'm bradycardic with low blood pressure, is that my secret?
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necroid posted:wait is this serious? I'm in my early thirties and I never knew I should be preparing for a boner shortage I also have low blood pressure (well, it's still normal but low for the average American) and I'm in my late 30s. I still get random boners and raging morning wood, but sometimes I wish it weren't so. We have an infant so the opportunity for sexytimes just isn't there anymore.
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# ? Feb 7, 2019 17:11 |
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The anonymous confession was that he's a 30 year old cashier. The boner stuff was just an aside.
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# ? Feb 7, 2019 17:15 |
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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Anonymous Confessions: I'm a forty year old guy living out of a trailer and I couldn't be happier!
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tactlessbastard posted:The anonymous confession was that he's a 30 year old cashier. The boner stuff was just an aside. That’s nice, dear.
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# ? Feb 7, 2019 17:59 |
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bagual posted:The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Anonymous Confessions: I'm a forty year old guy living out of a trailer and I couldn't be happier!
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# ? Feb 7, 2019 18:02 |
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Admiralty Flag posted:Hey, no spoilers from Zaurg’s future, dude! No, it said he was happy
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# ? Feb 7, 2019 22:12 |
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El_Elegante posted:That’s nice, dear. Just bag the groceries, please
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# ? Feb 8, 2019 01:07 |
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Rad-daddio posted:Wait, you all don't get random boners any more? I still do, just not to the point of inconvenience. I don't get random boners but i do get sleepy peepy
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# ? Feb 8, 2019 01:57 |
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I get boners when I'm bored. Like, I'll be sitting half comatose in hour 2 of some goddamn 8-person meeting and my dick pops up and is like "Hey, this sucks. Wanna go gently caress something?" and I'm like "No, bad penis! Down!"
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# ? Feb 8, 2019 12:43 |
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weird, i always feel compelled to say wiiise fwom your gwaave
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# ? Feb 8, 2019 15:19 |
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necroid posted:wait is this serious? I'm in my early thirties and I never knew I should be preparing for a boner shortage only if your health sucks, in your mid 30s is when exercise and diet goes from something you do to look good to something you do so that you don't literally fall apart.
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Mr. Sunshine posted:I get boners when I'm bored. Like, I'll be sitting half comatose in hour 2 of some goddamn 8-person meeting and my dick pops up and is like "Hey, this sucks. Wanna go gently caress something?" and I'm like "No, bad penis! Down!" lmao This literally happened to me yesterday. I thought I'd have to tuck that thing into my waist band to get out of there. Like rock loving hard erection while everyone was talking about FDA protocols and stuff.
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# ? Feb 8, 2019 17:49 |
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quote:I committed thousands of dollars of health insurance fraud last year. All up I estimate I got $15,000 from fraudulent claims. My health insurance company did not require receipts up front, so I put in hundreds of fake claims. I'm 100% in favor of people stealing from the rich however possible, good luck though because I suspect you will need it
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# ? Feb 8, 2019 22:57 |
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Health insurance companies are run by and employ literal sociopaths who delight in finding loopholes to not give people money to those who need it. Stealing from them is a service to society.
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# ? Feb 8, 2019 23:11 |
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Rad-daddio posted:lmao I know we shouldn't kink shame but find a better kink.
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# ? Feb 9, 2019 22:02 |
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SciFiDownBeat posted:Health insurance companies are run by and employ literal sociopaths who delight in finding loopholes to not give people money to those who need it. Stealing from them is a service to society. Yeah this. For-profit health insurance is an idea straight from the mouth of the devil himself. Steal steal steal.
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# ? Feb 9, 2019 22:43 |
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saw this in another thread amd it made me think of this thread:
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# ? Feb 10, 2019 22:05 |
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Boner goon: I got a random semi in a hardware store a couple weeks ago. I'm 39. I'm glad my poo poo still works. Don't complain.
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# ? Feb 10, 2019 22:50 |
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Blind Sally posted:saw this in another thread amd it made me think of this thread:
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# ? Feb 10, 2019 22:51 |
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If you want a picture of the future imagine a knife chopping off a human dick, forever.
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# ? Feb 11, 2019 05:41 |
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Blind Sally posted:saw this in another thread amd it made me think of this thread: thank you for your service
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# ? Feb 11, 2019 05:43 |
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I am honestly astonished to discover that I have content quote:I saw in the OP that detailing suicidal thoughts is not allowed, hopefully this doesn't count because it's not me, but if suicidal ideation or abuse is triggering to you then definitely skip this. I could really use some guidance or at least some moral support because I'm frazzled and at a loss for ideas. I think probably the most important thing for you here is to not take on all of your brother's problems for yourself. I can understand why you'd feel responsible to an extent, and I can certainly understand why your brother's well-being would become this important to you, but there's only so much you can do. I'm not a mental health professional or anything, but from where I sit it seems like the ECT is probably the best option. Memory loss is no joke, but neither is serious depression. I'm very aware that that's easy for me to say though I certainly have very low expectations for the phone game, please do not let that be the deciding factor here quote:Bless me thread for I am a goon, I mean yeah by all means engage in some self-improvement, gently caress, just don't make it all about this specific girl There are other girls in the world that fit your physical-description standards, and it sounds like a lot of them are based on this specific girl so they're probably not 100% set in stone anyway honestly
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# ? Feb 16, 2019 04:24 |
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tbqh Handsome Goodlooksman should be banned from SA, no goon can be that beautiful
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# ? Feb 16, 2019 07:46 |
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I don't read the Tinder thread so I refuse to believe there is a handsome goon
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# ? Feb 16, 2019 10:19 |
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Breitbart Is Rightbart posted:I don't read the Tinder thread so I refuse to believe there is a handsome goon Not going to dox him but this is a reasonable approximation
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# ? Feb 16, 2019 10:55 |
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loquacius posted:Would rather just gym at home, then drive to gym, shower, drive home, etc.
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# ? Feb 16, 2019 11:35 |
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Breitbart Is Rightbart posted:I don't read the Tinder thread so I refuse to believe there is a handsome goon I know at least one.
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# ? Feb 16, 2019 12:19 |
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jobson groeth posted:Not going to dox him but this is a reasonable approximation Picture needs a badass scarf.
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# ? Feb 16, 2019 14:03 |
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therattle posted:I know at least one. Turn your monitor on ...you win this round 'therattle'
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# ? Feb 16, 2019 15:18 |
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About to start exercising goon: Your dick might be looking small because you are as you say "a 300lb mess". You've probably got quite a bit of a gock. My dong could probably look/be a bit bigger if I lost 20 pounds or so because I've got a gock too. If you can lose like a hundred pounds, I be you gain an inch. Like that inch is already there, its just that your gock is obscuring it.
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# ? Feb 16, 2019 17:13 |
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^^^^^ this guy is fat lol E: and he got a elliot rodger weener XD
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# ? Feb 16, 2019 18:07 |
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Nooner posted:^^^^^ this guy is fat lol 220 pounds of pure love baby!!
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# ? Feb 16, 2019 18:53 |
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You should date people who weight as much as you, 300 lbs goon.
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# ? Feb 16, 2019 20:14 |
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Colonel Cancer posted:You should date people who weight as much as you, 300 lbs goon. stop trawling for dates on Something Awful
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# ? Feb 16, 2019 20:23 |
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DivineCoffeeBinge posted:stop trawling for dates on Something Awful Foiled once again!
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# ? Feb 16, 2019 20:32 |
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DivineCoffeeBinge posted:stop trawling for dates on Something Awful never
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# ? Feb 16, 2019 20:49 |
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would you date a man who had cut his dick off?
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# ? Feb 17, 2019 02:08 |
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Azza Bamboo posted:would you date a man who had cut his dick off? Am I the one who cut his dick off?
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