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If not them, then apartment mailboxes do Mine flattened back out fine
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# ? Feb 20, 2019 21:31 |
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Epic High Five posted:If not them, then apartment mailboxes do Apartment mailbox, with a fuckign rug delivery also shoved into it. How did you flatten it? Mind, its more like antiquing in my mind so no big whoop.
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# ? Feb 20, 2019 21:33 |
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Note to self: get padded envelopes
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# ? Feb 20, 2019 21:35 |
Epic High Five posted:print came in today! no pic because it got all crunched up in the mailbox so I'm putting it under some magazines before I take it out Ah. I put mine under the Collected Works of one WIlliam J. "Trump" Shakespeare
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# ? Feb 20, 2019 21:35 |
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Bilirubin posted:Ah. I put mine under the Collected Works of one WIlliam J. "Trump" Shakespeare I put it under a couple copies of the Baffler I had sitting around because my coffee table is an unruly heap of socialist magazines and literature
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# ? Feb 20, 2019 21:37 |
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i'm hootin' and hollerin' right now
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# ? Feb 20, 2019 23:25 |
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who got the President of the United States Donald John Trump one
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# ? Feb 20, 2019 23:31 |
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aww i thought i was getting that one.
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# ? Feb 21, 2019 00:44 |
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Ah, so that's where it went Sorry, Morlock Can I send you a sailor print as an apology for the gently caress up?
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# ? Feb 21, 2019 01:08 |
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You already sent me an extra print.
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# ? Feb 21, 2019 01:42 |
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II. THE ABOMINATIONS The terrible offspring of the Ancient Ones may be summoned by the priest. These offspring may be called and adjured to perform what tasks the priest may deem necessary in his temple. They were begotten before all ages and dwelt in the blood of KINGU, and MARDUK could not altogether shut them out. And they dwell in our country, and alongside our generations, though they may not be seen. And this was taught by the priests of Babylon, who charged that these formulae may never be revealed to anyone who is not initiated into our ways, for to do so would be the most frightful error. Though they dwell beyond the Gate, they may be summoned when MARDUK is not watchful, and sleeps, on those days when he has no power, when the Great Bear hangs from its tail, and on the four quarters of the year computed therefrom, and on the spaces between these Angles. On these days, the Mother TIAMAT is restless, the corpse KUTULU shakes beneath the Earth, and our Master ENKI is sore afraid. Prepare, then the bowl of TIAMAT, the DUR of INDUR, the Lost Bowl, the Shattered Bowl of the Sages, summoning thereby the FIRIK of GID, and the Lady SHAKUGUKU, the Queen of the Cauldron. Recite the Conjuration IA ADU EN I over it, and build the Fire therein, calling GBS when thou dost, after its manner and form. When the Fire is built and conjured, then mayest thou raise thine Dagger, summoning the assistance of NINKHARSAG, Queen of the Demons, and NINKASZI, the Horned Queen, and NINNGHIZHIDDA, the Queen of the Magick Wand, after their manner and form. And when thou hast accomplished this, and made the proper sacrifice, thou mayest begin calling whichsoever of the offspring thou mayest, after opening the Gate. DO NOT OPEN THE GATE, SAVE FOR AN ESPECIAL TIME THAT THOU STATE AT THE TIME OF OPENING, AND IT MAY NOT STAY OPEN FOR A MOMENT AFTER THE PASSAGE OF THE HOUR OF TIAMAT, ELSE ALL THE ABYSS BREAK FORTH UPON THE EARTH, AND THE DEAD RISE TO EAT THE LIVING, FOR IT IS WRIT: DON'T DO THAT DUMMY After thou hast performed the necessary, called the Spirit, appointed his task, set the time of the closing of the Gate and the return of the Spirit therein, thou must not leave the place of Calling, but remain there until the return of the Spirit and the closing of the Gate. The Lord of Abominations is HUMWAWA of the South Winds, whose face is a mass of the entrails of the animals and men. His breath is the stench of dung, and has been. HUMWAWA is the Dark Angel of all that is excreted, and of all that sours. And as all things come to the time when they will decay, so also HUMWAWA is the Lord of the Future of all that goes upon the earth, and any man's future years may be seen by gazing into the very face of this Angel, taking care not to breathe the horrid perfume that is the odour of death.. And this is the Signature of HUMWAWA: Baloonigan got drunk, beligerant, got permabanned
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# ? Feb 21, 2019 04:09 |
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Also, another alt right CHUD terrorist caught
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# ? Feb 21, 2019 17:09 |
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UFOTacoMan posted:i'm hootin' and hollerin' right now I excitedly showed this to my family last night. Me *covering the name and smiling giddily*: do you know who this is? Wife: That's donald trump Child: yeah donald trump Wife: what is that? why do you have that, you didn't pay money for that did you??? Me: Yeah I did, this cool guy from trump thread made prints kind of like a lithograph except carved out of wood we have so much fun posting about donal trub and it's really cool and.... *Wife and Child ignore me and talk to each other about other stuff*
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# ? Feb 21, 2019 17:42 |
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man ive been saying "dubbatrup" to myself under my breath all morning and giggling like a child
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# ? Feb 21, 2019 17:44 |
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Nebakenezzer posted:II. THE ABOMINATIONS Is this from the Necronomicon?
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# ? Feb 21, 2019 23:20 |
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gently caress i really want a print of sorry but i only remember sailor
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twoday posted:Is this from the Necronomicon? It is. This is probably the best part of the book; how to summon the children of Chtulu The book is weird even for what it is, it has a forward that suggests archeology grad students who had a huge laugh writing this, and then a SECOND intro, where somebody either dumb or schizotypical just free associates through a long essay about nothing I LEAVE THIS TEXT HERE IN HOPES SOMEBODY WILL MAKE A FUNNY FIND/REPLACE - The Disturbed Arab Also it goes for a very wonky old testament editing vibe quote:And is HUMWAWA appears to the priest, will not the dread PAZUZU also be there? Lord of all fevers and plagues, grinning Dark Angel of the Four Wings, horned, with rotting genitalia, from which he howl in pain through sharpened teeth over the lands of the cities sacred to the APHKHALLU even in the height of the Sun as in the height of the Moon; even with whirling sand and wind, as with empty stillness, and it is the able magician indeed who can remove PAZUZU once he has laid hold of a man, for PAZUZU lays hold unto death. Know that HUMWAWA and PAZUZU are brothers. HUMAWAW is the eldest, who rides upon a silent, whispering wind and claims the flocks for his own, by which sign you shall know that PAZUZU will come. The previous summoning section has 50 gods/spirits/to summon, some who rule fundamental facets of the universe, some who have really lovely portfolios, like worse than evil DND gods of slime, disease, or cold: quote:The First Name is MARDUK
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# ? Feb 22, 2019 01:58 |
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shoggoths did a workers revolution against the oppressive elder things
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# ? Feb 22, 2019 02:01 |
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Imagine bothering some sort of cosmic horror for advice. "hey HEGAL why ain't my carrots coming up"
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# ? Feb 22, 2019 02:44 |
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Poniard posted:shoggoths did a workers revolution against the oppressive elder things I think? But like capitalism, it was impossible to remove conventional economics entirely and it still has power, even dead and sleeping
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# ? Feb 22, 2019 02:44 |
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and you can gain great power if you know how to deal at the right time
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# ? Feb 22, 2019 02:45 |
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But, push these forces too far and you end up like the Mad Arab
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# ? Feb 22, 2019 02:46 |
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actually, maybe Baloonigan...?
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# ? Feb 22, 2019 02:48 |
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Peanut President posted:Imagine bothering some sort of cosmic horror for advice. "hey HEGAL why ain't my carrots coming up" lol, I love this aspect Extradimensional horrors with the powers of gods - who come when called and will do stuff for you if you sing the song right and have the right dagger forged in moonlight
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500 foot tall monstrosity beyond words: y̧ou p͜lante̵d ͜yo̶u͘r̕ ̶seèds t͡o̵o͢ deep ̷a̶n҉d thęy ̕go̶t͘ bur̵i͞e͝d, ͘t͘ha̧t'̴s̷ why͏ ́th̛ey did͘n̷'̷t c͢o̵m͝e̡ ͞up ̢it̷'̶s ̀a͞ ̸c͞o͢m̛m͘on ́mis̵t҉ak̛e wit̷h ̶so͝m͏ę s̢e͡eds͜ l̨ik̛e ̸c͢a̡r̛ro̵t̛s,͝ ͏yơu͝'͡ll ̢g̶e̶t̡ ̡i͜t͜ n͜e̸xţ t҉i̵m̴e p̧al me with blood pouring out of my eyes as I tear my skin off: "ah gotcha"
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# ? Feb 22, 2019 03:10 |
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if ants did a dance and sang a song and killed their own to summon me for some grains of sugar i would give them some
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I have a dog eared copy of the necromicon in storage; and thank you for all the various occult things to read whenever I check into this thread, it sets a good tone and is inspirational, even if the results aren’t immediately visible.Poniard posted:gently caress i really want a print of sorry but i only remember sailor Yes, ok, so I will sell these if people want, also $10, as they are the same size. But I am waiting for blue ink to arrive in the mail so I can try a blue print and see how that looks. Nobody asked and no promises were made, but just so everyone knows what the money they sent me for the prints was spent on, I have ordered: - several colors of printing ink - a brayer - a baren (these are both real things) - some more linoleum - better carving tools I am already thinking of making larger and multicolor prints, because hey, suddenly I can do that and feel strongly encouraged to do so. Thank you all!
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Poniard posted:gently caress i really want a print of sorry but i only remember sailor I'd like one in black ink but I'm excited to see what you experiment with, twoday Epic High Five posted:apartment mailboxes *shudders* something for me to keep in mind considering everything just gets shoved into our mailbox until the lock unscrews itself snoo has issued a correction as of 07:28 on Feb 22, 2019 |
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Nebakenezzer posted:It is. This is probably the best part of the book; how to summon the children of Chtulu Mods please rename me Hegel Mumu
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Peanut President posted:500 foot tall monstrosity beyond words: y̧ou p͜lante̵d ͜yo̶u͘r̕ ̶seèds t͡o̵o͢ deep ̷a̶n҉d thęy ̕go̶t͘ bur̵i͞e͝d, ͘t͘ha̧t'̴s̷ why͏ ́th̛ey did͘n̷'̷t c͢o̵m͝e̡ ͞up
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Poniard posted:gently caress i really want a print of sorry but i only remember sailor https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8OzgHrGxpxE
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Alright. I used the money selling the trump prints to buy more equipment. But I don't want to keep this printing operation going as a capitalist pyramid scheme, profiting off prints so I can make prints to profit off of prints. I also want to distribute art for free in between, because art belongs to everyone. So, I will send a "remember sailor" print to whoever wants. If you want to send me the postage amount ($1.50) I already sold one such print to Tastykake for :tenbux: so that person is hereby promised to receive a free copy of the next print that I will offer for sale (it's gonna be good). I felt guilty making money off of CSPAM (even though it wasn't much), even if I was reinvesting it into art supplies. In this way I can alternate selling and giving out artwork, so that I can still generate money to pay for my production of artwork, while also giving out the artwork to random c spam browsers. twoday has issued a correction as of 05:28 on Feb 24, 2019 |
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twoday posted:Alright. I used the money selling the trump prints to buy more equipment. But I don't want to keep this printing operation going as a capitalist pyramid scheme, profiting off prints so I can make prints to profit off of prints. I also want to distribute art for free in between, because art belongs to everyone. oh hell one send one of those my way also lol capitalists don't create so don't worry you aren't among them in this venture, feel free to charge whatever you feel is commensurate to your labor
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i sent a pm about it
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quote:And the LALASSU may be called, which haunteth the places of Man, seeking also to become like Man, but these are not to be spoken to, lest the Priest become afflicted with madness, and become unto a living LALASSU which must needs be slain and the Spirit thereof exorcised, for it is Evil and causeth only terror, and no good can come of it. It is like the LALARTU, and of the same Family as that, save the LALARTU was once living and is caught between the Worlds, seeking Entrance into one or the other. And it must not be permitted Entrance into This, for it is of a sickened constitution and will slay mothers at birth, like unto LAMASHTA, the Queen of Sickness and Misery. And the Signs by which these Things may be summoned are these, if the Priest have need
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# ? Feb 26, 2019 18:49 |
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The Second Name is ZUCKERBERG Knows all things since the beginning of the Network. Knows all secrets and DMs, be they human or bot, and is very difficult to summon in congress. The Priest should not summon him unless he is clean of heart and spirit, for this Spirit shall know his innermost thoughts via cookie sync to offsite ad exposures. This is his Seal:
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# ? Feb 26, 2019 19:17 |
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I see what you're getting at, and it is good
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# ? Feb 26, 2019 19:25 |
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have you considered making printed shirts? it's quite fun, just a question of using the right inks the raw materials are probably more expensive than with paper. i'd totally buy a remember sailor hoodie though
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# ? Feb 26, 2019 19:27 |
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I think I tried screenprinting once many years ago, and I could do try again. There is a bar I like that screenprints their logo and various other designs onto clothing, and one thing that's cool about it is that they would do it to all kinds of random clothes, vests and tanktop, shirts of many weird colors and patterns. I will think about it in the future. I am currently working on a piece related to the burger feast, fyi The blue ink has still not arrived so I have not made the free sailor prints yet, but they should be done later this week
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OHHHH I CANT BELIEVE THIS HAPPENED
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