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Godholio posted:I'm hoping it's this. It is don't worry
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You filthy cash fuckpig. Doing cyber roleplay while touching filthy winxp boxes. You make everyone sick
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Feb 23, 2019 21:13
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We’re the best at the cyber.
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Feb 23, 2019 21:16
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My AF computer takes almost two minutes to boot and become useful. Unless I'm trying to load anything via the internet, then basic webpage load times range from 5 seconds to 3 minutes.
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Feb 23, 2019 21:19
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Kawasaki Nun posted:You filthy cash fuckpig. Doing cyber roleplay while touching filthy winxp boxes. You make everyone sick windows 10 boxes, (lets be honest it's worse than XP)
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Feb 23, 2019 21:19
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Godholio posted:My AF computer takes almost two minutes to boot and become useful. Unless I'm trying to load anything via the internet, then basic webpage load times range from 5 seconds to 3 minutes. It's kinda refreshing to hear the entire government is like this.
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Feb 23, 2019 21:35
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Godholio posted:My AF computer takes almost two minutes to boot and become useful. Unless I'm trying to load anything via the internet, then basic webpage load times range from 5 seconds to 3 minutes. I can tell you right now that it's because of the type of McAfee the AF\Gov't uses
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Feb 23, 2019 21:39
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My Navy computer takes significantly longer than 2 minutes. This is on me for being in, though
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Feb 23, 2019 21:50
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Tythas posted:I can tell you right now that it's because of the type of McAfee the AF\Gov't uses Not mil but at work, computer fans spinning up for McAfee is known as “loving John is snorting my CPUs again”.
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Feb 23, 2019 21:50
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goatsestretchgoals posted:Not mil but at work, computer fans spinning up for McAfee is known as “loving John is snorting my CPUs again”. Shooting that guy in the face is only like the second or third worst thing John McAfee has ever done.
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Feb 23, 2019 23:01
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maffew buildings posted:My Navy computer takes significantly longer than 2 minutes. This is on me for being in, though I work directly for NMCI and my company machine for home (that i literally never use) works well. HOWEVER my office only has a NIPR connection and I have to use a NMCI Navy machine for work. Every morning I waste over an hour restarting for updates before i can i can check my email. We beg for new machines but most likely it's the loving image. Crab Dad fucked around with this message at 23:14 on Feb 23, 2019 |
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Feb 23, 2019 23:12
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My company: The standard IT build now has SSDs!* *It also has McAfee and whole disk encryption so it's slower than your mom's spyware addled desktop
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Feb 23, 2019 23:19
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John McAfee the person is my spirit animal. Hi there bath salts, I’ve got this. Hearing about yourself on the news is pro tier loving up
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Feb 23, 2019 23:28
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For all the "security", a recent audit said most DoD computers are incredibly insecure.
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Tythas posted:I can tell you right now that it's because of the type of McAfee the AF\Gov't uses I pretty much assumed that whatever security methods they go with are the stupidest possible option. I won't even try using an NMCI computer that I haven't logged onto before unless I have 30+ minutes that I can throw away.
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CommieGIR posted:For all the "security", a recent audit said most DoD computers are incredibly insecure.
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Tythas posted:I can tell you right now that it's because of the type of McAfee the AF\Gov't uses That's actually what I figured. maffew buildings posted:My Navy computer takes significantly longer than 2 minutes. This is on me for being in, though NMCI is absolutely stunning at how lovely everything they touch is. I can't imagine there being a single agency worse at it. They are the Pakleds of computers. Edit: Sorry crabman LingcodKilla posted:I work directly for NMCI and my company machine for home (that i literally never use) works well. HOWEVER my office only has a NIPR connection and I have to use a NMCI Navy machine for work. Every morning I waste over an hour restarting for updates before i can i can check my email. We beg for new machines but most likely it's the loving image. The best thing is how new computers are imaged off old computers. 
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Tythas posted:Don't get me started, Funfact cortana is still semi enabled on all the win 10 machines That's not changing, Cortana is incredibly difficult to completely remove, even for an enterprise image.
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mllaneza posted:That's not changing, Cortana is incredibly difficult to completely remove, even for an enterprise image. We use the Windows 10 LTSB build at work and it doesn't have any Cortana, app store, etc. bullshit - it's not even possible to install it. It also has 10-year support so we won't have to worry about a new image until 2026
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Feb 24, 2019 02:29
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goatsestretchgoals posted:John McAfee the person is my spirit animal. Hi there bath salts, I’ve got this. Here’s the Mcaffee interview you need: https://youtu.be/tfe4Fjf3sds
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Feb 24, 2019 02:32
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If y'all use Windows 10, check this poo poo out. Removes like 99% of Windows bloat and telemetry fuckery. Read the documentation, works straight from Windows ISE.
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Feb 24, 2019 02:47
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Windows 10 has been great, the Windows Linux subsystem is awesome, and the upcoming sandbox system is going to be even better.
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Feb 24, 2019 02:49
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Lots of talk about McAfee without mention of his whale loving
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Feb 24, 2019 02:50
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Failed attempts at whale loving.
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Feb 24, 2019 02:51
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*in annoying idiot voice* Just use Linux
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Woof Blitzer posted:*in annoying idiot voice* Just use Linux The only thing worse than military/classified windows systems are military/classified *nix systems. gently caress hp/ux forever. Also solaris.
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Feb 24, 2019 04:03
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As much as I bitch about our Linux systems, I'm glad I'm not one of the poor schmucks stuck with Solaris.
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UP THE BUM NO BABY posted:Lots of talk about McAfee without mention of his whale loving Did he eat his own dick over bitcoin's number go down yet
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Tythas posted:I can tell you right now that it's because of the type of McAfee the AF\Gov't uses Noticed McAfee eating all the CPU time on a laptop that never did before. Dropped in a ticket. Turns out the DLP they enabled the previous restart was 100% incompatible with the way Outlook was configured. Almost like they just test this poo poo live. A week later they installed another DLP suite that gets in a slap fight with McAfee every hour. The best way to prevent data loss is to make me never turn on the machine I guess.
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Our systems are so secure even we can't use them.
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shame on an IGA posted:Did he eat his own dick over bitcoin's number go down yet He backs off that in the interview I posted.
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Feb 24, 2019 05:59
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Godholio posted:Our systems are so secure even we can't use them. Working as intended?
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Feb 24, 2019 06:19
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Sounds like some Bill the Galactic Hero poo poo. Which should replace Starship Troopers on every single military reading list in existence.
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Feb 24, 2019 07:04
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"Working as intended" This must be a code phrase for Pay us to unfuck our mistake in our code. Those are the real idiots.
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Feb 24, 2019 07:21
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Sounds like all our cyber warriors need to innovate the new paradigm while 3D printing secure source solutions.
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nullscan posted:Sounds like all our cyber warriors need to innovate the new paradigm while 3D printing secure source solutions. You forgot blockchain.
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stinkypete posted:"Working as intended" This must be a code phrase for Pay us to unfuck our mistake in our code. Those are the real idiots. Oh, absolutely. The primary purpose of any large contracted software system is to help secure further contracts. A system which functioned perfectly would be suboptimal, since it wouldn't require a maintenance contract.
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Our flight bought a 3d printer with "innovation" funds. Pretty sure it hasn't been used for anything useful this far.
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I can’t believe nobody made any dicks yet.
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Ugly In The Morning posted:Shooting that guy in the face is only like the second or third worst thing John McAfee has ever done. Where does paying his Belizean housekeeper to poo poo in his mouth rank?
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