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Post poste
Mar 29, 2010

Fritz Coldcockin posted:

...right after "Dancing With The Stars" is over, of course.

I don't take these shitlords seriously; if they actually cared about this, they wouldn't disavow every right-wing terrorist action as a false-flag operation.

They want a revolution, but they also trust the media implicitly.
Therefore any sparks are actually false flags because the actions make them look terrible.

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Feinne
Oct 9, 2007

When you fall, get right back up again.

ToxicSlurpee posted:

There are interpretations that they were basically loving anything a dick would fit in while trying to expand that definition as far as possible. I've seen people saying that meant a lot of bestiality and pedophilia. If you go by that interpretation the gay shenanigans weren't the problem at all but rather the fact that they were lustfully loving absolutely everything all the time. Even then the sin wasn't any specific act but lust in and of itself. Incidentally the modern definition of lust doesn't match the historical one used to define the sins way back when; lust didn't just apply to sex. A lot of the original meaning got lost in translation. It's very important to remember that the KJV isn't even one specific version and is also like seven languages removed from the original Hebrew.


I think some of that was that Catholic priests were always supposed to be celibate but it was never made a hard and fast rule until that point. Like they weren't supposed to own property or have titles either but the various popes just didn't give a crap. When really immoral priests started showing up or half assing tending their congregations a pope said "knock this poo poo right the gently caress off."

For example on lust, one of the common Latin translations of the deadly sin lists it as 'luxuria', which means exactly what you'd think.

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost
They want a revolution but they want other people to do it, they want those other people to act en masse, and they want those other people to"win" so they can latch onto that "win" like a sports team fan.

Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.

Elephant Ambush posted:

They want a revolution but they want other people to do it, they want those other people to act en masse, and they want those other people to"win" so they can latch onto that "win" like a sports team fan.

The most accurate title these threads have ever had is "The revolution will be disavowed as a false flag op"

Keeshhound
Jan 14, 2010

Mad Duck Swagger

Feinne posted:

For example on lust, one of the common Latin translations of the deadly sin lists it as 'luxuria', which means exactly what you'd think.

Similarly, gluttony isn't limited to food, it's more a matter of indulging in activities for their own sake, and to the detriment of others.

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually
It's one of the commonest recurring Freeper themes - why oh why aren't OTHER PEOPLE rising up and overthrowing the deep state (or whatever today's bugaboo happens to be). They're always so appalled that one million patriots haven't marched on the capital to support Donald Trump/turf Robert Mueller out of his office/execute Nancy Pelosi for crimes against the people., or why the military hasn't already launched a coup and murdered all their political enemies. There's a slightly milder form of it where they assure each other that THIS bit of (usually fake) news will be the trigger that sends a million people into the streets and wipes out the liberals for good, that THIS is the last straw and true patriotic Americans are finally, finally going to strike back.

It's just a perfect mixture of impotence, wishcasting, and laziness. Freepers are "idea men" down to their cores.

Lprsti99
Apr 7, 2011

Everything's coming up explodey!

Pillbug

FMguru posted:

It's just a perfect mixture of impotence, wishcasting, and laziness. Freepers are "idea men" down to their cores.

I think that's more due to Freepers being a subset of the "extremely online" crowd than to something intrinsic to Freep itself.

SocketWrench
Jul 8, 2012

by Fritz the Horse

chitoryu12 posted:

Let's see here....



"The left is trying to start a civil war. Therefore, we must secede and form a new nation! A confederacy, if you will!"


Wait, so does the left want a civil war or do we want to cause a civil war with the left?

You know, it says a lot of right wingers that they're always complaining the left wants to start a civil war, all while waving "Don't tread on me" and confederate flags and guns and fantasizing about how they'll mow down people like grain before a reaper.

Hell I watched a video yesterday of two nutters bitching how the younger generation is turning to socialism because they see all these self made rich guys and they can't have that but that both sides need to talk it out and if it just so happens those younger generations don't listen the older ones will have to murder them all.
I dared to leave a comment about discourse being near impossible because they've already made up their minds what the issue is and all they choose to do is meet any complaints with hate and vitrol. The response? A mass of replies about me being a dumb commie loser that wants everything given to me.

SocketWrench fucked around with this message at 19:00 on Feb 28, 2019

Jurgan
May 8, 2007

Just pour it directly into your gaping mouth-hole you decadent slut

ToxicSlurpee posted:

The original teaching was basically asceticism; the ideal was that you would live as simply as possible and indulge in as few pleasures as possible so you could maximize your service to God. There was absolutely no way you'd ever be perfect about it so what Jesus taught was that you should do the absolute best you can and then apologize when you inevitably gently caress up along the way. Once again evangelicals hosed things up by setting a minimum bar that in some denominations just kept getting higher and higher. This is why you get congregations of like 20 people meeting in a garage that believe that absolutely everybody else is going to Hell.

Except that it only gets higher for people they dislike. For their political allies, the bar keeps getting lower. Hence the same people who impeached Bill Clinton for getting a blowjob think Donald Trump was ordained by God to be president.

ToxicSlurpee posted:

I think some of that was that Catholic priests were always supposed to be celibate but it was never made a hard and fast rule until that point. Like they weren't supposed to own property or have titles either but the various popes just didn't give a crap. When really immoral priests started showing up or half assing tending their congregations a pope said "knock this poo poo right the gently caress off."

I heard once that the real reason priests weren't allowed to marry was less about being devoted solely to Christ and more that they were worried the papacy would become a hereditary monarchy. I don't know how true that is, but it seems plausible.

Keeshhound
Jan 14, 2010

Mad Duck Swagger

Jurgan posted:

Except that it only gets higher for people they dislike. For their political allies, the bar keeps getting lower. Hence the same people who impeached Bill Clinton for getting a blowjob think Donald Trump was ordained by God to be president.

Lewensky says it was consensual, but we really shouldn't be ignoring the fact that the loving President of the United States being sexually serviced by an intern could not possibly be anything other than command rape.

Also, he was impeached for lying to Congress, rather than for sexual impropriety.

SocketWrench
Jul 8, 2012

by Fritz the Horse
Well, the comparison still stands given the absolute shitstorm of lies the current pres has made

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo
I can’t imagine a male president who would with 100% certainty would use his power to coerce and threaten women into sex. That would be crazy. Especially in 2019.

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

Jurgan posted:


I heard once that the real reason priests weren't allowed to marry was less about being devoted solely to Christ and more that they were worried the papacy would become a hereditary monarchy. I don't know how true that is, but it seems plausible.

fortunately, that's clearly ridiculous

Jagged Jim
Sep 26, 2013

I... I can only look though the window...
My favorite was the Freeper who would post nothing but "Revolution is Coming!" over and over again in whatever the outrage du jour was during the Obama years.

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost

Jagged Jim posted:

My favorite was the Freeper who would post nothing but "Revolution is Coming!" over and over again in whatever the outrage du jour was during the Obama years.

I remember her. I forget her username though. BigGirl?

After a while it became obvious that it wasn't a prediction but an invocation.


And yeah :umberto:

Georgia Peach
Jan 7, 2005

SECESSION IS FUTILE

She said "Revolt is coming" and as it turns out I continue to find freep revolting.

Potato Salad
Oct 23, 2014

nobody cares


FMguru posted:

It's one of the commonest recurring Freeper themes - why oh why aren't OTHER PEOPLE rising up and overthrowing the deep state (or whatever today's bugaboo happens to be). They're always so appalled that one million patriots haven't marched on the capital to support Donald Trump/turf Robert Mueller out of his office/execute Nancy Pelosi for crimes against the people., or why the military hasn't already launched a coup and murdered all their political enemies. There's a slightly milder form of it where they assure each other that THIS bit of (usually fake) news will be the trigger that sends a million people into the streets and wipes out the liberals for good, that THIS is the last straw and true patriotic Americans are finally, finally going to strike back.

It's just a perfect mixture of impotence, wishcasting, and laziness. Freepers are "idea men" down to their cores.

Listen, I'd ah risen up last weekend but I'm still waiting for my disability check.

Sarcastr0
May 29, 2013

WON'T SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE BILLIONAIRES ?!?!?
Hillary Clinton very clearly ruled out a 2020 presidential bid

quote:

To: Lurkinanloomin
Could be.

IN such a crowded field, what if there’s a brokered convention? In such a case, there could be a movement to draft Hillary to be the Democrat nominee.

In such case, she would get the nomination without having to have campaigned at all up to that point.


8 posted on 3/5/2019, 10:06:18 AM by Dilbert San Diego

quote:

To: COUNTrecount
We all know Hillary is a liar so who knows she is probably planning to take another chance..She can’t run anyway isn’t she a felon and felons can’t run for president..


12 posted on 3/5/2019, 10:12:47 AM by PLD

quote:

To: Lurkinanloomin
She’s not running until after the other Democrats have eviscerated each other. THEN Democrats will beg her to run to save the party.


20 posted on 3/5/2019, 10:23:36 AM by yesthatjallen

quote:

To: Lurkinanloomin
My theory is that she wants to play the role of “king-maker”, and will pick a far lefty horse to back. The horse will win the primary, and name her as the veep candidate. Then, should her horse get elected, they will suffer an unfortunate fate and die in office, leaving her to assume the role she was destined for. Arkancide of the highest order.


27 posted on 3/5/2019, 10:41:18 AM by RainMan (rainman)

quote:

To: RainMan
We have to read between the lines. Hillary said she is not running in 2020, but does that mean under no circumstances will she be the nominee on election day? I still predict that she will be drafted by “The People” as close to election day as possible so she doesn’t have to debate, spend money or make campaign stops.

Of course that means, whoever the official nominee is coming out of the convention will have to be very, very careful.


28 posted on 3/5/2019, 11:02:24 AM by EQAndyBuzz (TRUMP YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD!!!)

quote:

To: COUNTrecount
As I said earlier: she can barely walk without help.


23 posted on 3/5/2019, 10:28:37 AM by SkyDancer ( ~ Just Consider Me A Random Fact Generator ~ Eat Sleep Fly Repeat ~)

quote:

To: COUNTrecount
I call "Bullsh!t!!!"
She's smart enough to realize that her left wing, totalitarian control politics are left wing but not off the chart left wing when compared to Bernie, Booker, Nancy and all the other far left wing nuts.

She's just biding her time waiting for the implosion and will come marching in as the democrat savior when the time is right.

29 posted on 3/5/2019, 11:08:05 AM by Paco

quote:

To: Lou L
There are enough hairy legged man hating lesbians that would give her money. (Fools and their money)


36 posted on 3/5/2019, 11:38:22 AM by Texas resident (Democrats=Enemy of People of The United States of America)

quote:

To: COUNTrecount
Hillary! How can we miss you when you won’t leave?


4 posted on 3/5/2019, 10:03:56 AM by tinyowl (A is A)

RagnarokAngel
Oct 5, 2006

Black Magic Extraordinaire
For someone they see as incompetent they really want to believe shes a 64D chess mastermind (yeah I know :umberto: dont @ me).

Ravenfood
Nov 4, 2011
Huh. Some of them appear to recognize that she is not particularly far left. Too far for them, of course, but not as far as some. That's more nuance than I expected from freep.

Potato Salad
Oct 23, 2014

nobody cares


Ravenfood posted:

Huh. Some of them appear to recognize that she is not particularly far left. Too far for them, of course, but not as far as some. That's more nuance than I expected from freep.

Freep isn't blind

Memory suppression on demand is their superpower

VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 7 hours!
All those theories sound pretty reasonable tbh

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Imagine being so obsessed with the candidate who lost the election that you can't even handle the idea of them not running again.

SocketWrench
Jul 8, 2012

by Fritz the Horse

chitoryu12 posted:

Imagine being so obsessed with the candidate who lost the election that you can't even handle the idea of them not running again.

Well, the Clintons have been the freep boogy man for decades. Bill is the reason their site exists at all. Without them mixed up in politics freep looses a giant hate monolith

pseudanonymous
Aug 30, 2008

When you make the second entry and the debits and credits balance, and you blow them to hell.

chitoryu12 posted:

Imagine being so obsessed with the candidate who lost the election that you can't even handle the idea of them not running again.

Conservatives aren't really "for" anything. They are just against things.

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017



I just think it's hilariously ironic that they care far more about Hillary running than Democrats do.

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo
Pretty sure that like 3/4 of freep had died of heart disease or stroke by 2010, and are only propelled as corpses by hatred of the Clintons.

Some particularly bad specimens may have died in like 1970 but are still going.

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



That which is not dead may eternal lie
With strange aeons even death may lie (down in the street to die)

-dalereed’s headstone

Rust Martialis
May 8, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 15 hours!
You know I still have a Y2K-era Freep account. I used to pose as a Paulite.

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious
Pop in and act surprised at the turn the site took.

Vahakyla
May 3, 2013
Don’t post about touching poop.

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-


Pillbug

chitoryu12 posted:

Imagine being so obsessed with the candidate who lost the election that you can't even handle the idea of them not running again.

To be honest I'm surprised she decided not to run. I really think that's part of it; she really seemed to assume that she'd be president some day despite running horrible campaigns. Now they're like "wait, what? She isn't running in 2020?" Granted it also wouldn't shock me if she changed her mind and ran anyway but eh. We'll see.

Corsair Pool Boy
Dec 17, 2004
College Slice

Ravenfood posted:

Huh. Some of them appear to recognize that she is not particularly far left. Too far for them, of course, but not as far as some. That's more nuance than I expected from freep.

And then they describe Cory Booker and Nancy Pelosi as far-left candidates. If only.



quote:

She can’t run anyway isn’t she a felon and felons can’t run for president.. 

There's a remarkable amount of stuff to untangle here for such a short and incorrect statement

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

Corsair Pool Boy posted:

There's a remarkable amount of stuff to untangle here for such a short and incorrect statement
I can only read posts like that in the voice of a drunk guy

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Corsair Pool Boy posted:

There's a remarkable amount of stuff to untangle here for such a short and incorrect statement
Trump said he'd lock her up if he won; he won, and he is a ℵ-dimensional chess genius, not a liar, ergo she must be a felon.

jojoinnit posted:

I can only read posts like that in the voice of a drunk guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pex6o6f3YE

Lightning Knight
Feb 24, 2012

Pray for Answer

VitalSigns posted:

All those theories sound pretty reasonable tbh

Freep always reminds me of that fanfiction some goon wrote in like, what, 2008? About how Obama was gonna take over and destroy America from the perspective of some dipshit Fox News types, airport novel style.

Those posts were really good btw, that person should write books.

DivineCoffeeBinge
Mar 3, 2011

Spider-Man's Amazing Construction Company
Every so often I remember that this thread exists, and then I remember that Freep still exists, and I just... cannot comprehend how.

Keeshhound
Jan 14, 2010

Mad Duck Swagger
Hatred has inertia like you wouldn't believe.

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

Lightning Knight posted:

Freep always reminds me of that fanfiction some goon wrote in like, what, 2008? About how Obama was gonna take over and destroy America from the perspective of some dipshit Fox News types, airport novel style.

Those posts were really good btw, that person should write books.
Are you thinking about Goatstein's magnum opus?

Goatstein posted:

King Hussein Obama I, flanked by his bodyguards, stepped out of his blinged Limoscalade and marched up the gold-lined marble steps of Washington Palace. It should have been a glorious day, yet under his heavy yet exquisite crown of carved human fetus-ivory his brow was ridged deeply as he silently brooded. Still, his posse, boomboxes on their shoulders, dance-walked up the steps, chains and gats jangling over the din as they grabbed their crotches.

As his trusted associates T-Von and Mook-Mook the Bushman pushed open the grand organic farm-grown cruelty-free redwood doors paid for by his 95% tax rate, he stepped into the antechamber of the gold-domed palace. Outside, ShariaVentalism reigned, but in here his word was law, and all his white teen sex slaves cowered before his glare more than even the hemp whips of their latte-drinking tweeded atheist masters.

He walked down the hallway toward his office and a prisoner in chains passed before him, lead by two turban-wearing Mexicans. He spotted the King and began shouting curses.

"You loving fascist! I knew it! I knew it! I told them, but they wouldn't listen, that your health care platform was a slippery slope to all this! You won't get away with this! The will of the Free Market will not be denied!"
"Seelenceo een the prezence of the Keeng, preesoner!"

King Obama spotted a chance to improve his ill mood.

"Bring him here. Good. Give me his file." The king looked over the prisoner's dossier. A long list of crimes against the state, and a repeat offender. "You'll never get away with this! Never!"
"Hush now, Mr. Jack. We have ways of dealing with unruly sorts such as yourself."
"Praise be to Allah, seenyor."
"Peh! I spit at your torture! The Free Market gives me strength!"
"Oh, no, not anything as gauche as that."

The King grabbed a syringe from the outstretched hand of one of his nearby breakdancing bodyguards, and plunged it into the man's helpless neck.

"Now you are immune to rubella."

Kyle's lingering, echoing screams of tormented horror brought a slight smile like a crack in Obama's stony brown face as he walked into his lavish velvet-lined office and shut the door behind him. He motioned for his bodyguards to leave the room, and he addressed the giant screens hanging over his desk.

"Screen one on. Connect to Emperor bin Laden of Eurabia. Screen two: Hugo Chavez of the U.S.S.A.R.. Screen three: The High Elder of Zion."

The three figures appeared live via satelite.

"Gentlemen," began Obama darkly, "it's time to have... a conversation."

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Feinne
Oct 9, 2007

When you fall, get right back up again.
I still most love the visual of the bodyguard breakdancing while also holding out a syringe so kylejack can get vaccinated against rubella.

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