Hihohe posted:

BotL sucks so goddamn much and im glad hes gone.

Krankenstyle posted:

posters, theyre universally trash

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Great Cthulhu, shidding and farding and cameing in his pants, lies dead and dreaming in Ry'leh.

Hihohe posted:

BotL sucks so goddamn much and im glad hes gone.

Captain Monkey posted:

Torchlighter posted:

It's a thread about unprobating BravestoftheLamps. It's absolutely as bad a Vincent van Goatse is describing.

Blue Footed Booby posted:

The context is the ancient Roman they were discussing literally claimed infants give great blowjobs, and people were wondering if that Roman was actually a baby fucker or just bullshitting.

Krankenstyle posted:

actually, didnt someone from helldump blow up a d&d thread with baby blowjob talk way back when those forums were a thing?

JFairfax posted:

Ryan Giggs' house is on the market:











https://www.bnands.co.uk/5-bedroom-detached-property-for-sale-chatsworth-road-worsley-m28-id-10442

jesus WEP posted:

forgot the bathroom pics

CannonFodder posted:

Well there was the thread about repetitive sets of dead babies, don't remember bjs

CannonFodder posted:

Well there was the thread about repetitive sets of dead babies, don't remember bjs

Kitfox88 posted:

Dead baby reps?

frankenfreak posted:

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3819901&pagenumber=168&perpage=40#post492921243

CannonFodder posted:

Sorry, posting from my phone, the forums keep eating my post

Solice Kirsk posted:

I like the purple and black stuff. They're my two favorite colors. My bed sheets are black and purple.

ReverendScumbag posted:

Jesus Tittyfucking Christ, I wish Rent-A-Center didn't carry computers.

edit: That was pretty mean, what I meant to say was "I hope your whole family dies in a meth lab fire"

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Oxxidation posted:

nice bathroom. for a clown to poo poo in. at the circus. idiot.

jesus WEP posted:

jit bull’s pittie ragdolls a child to death, nbsd sadly shakes his head at how this simply cannot be prevented, nor can anyone be held responsible

Oxxidation posted:

nice bathroom. for a clown to poo poo in. at the circus. idiot.

EorayMel posted:

Let's move on, thread, with an actual funny forums quote. Like this one:

Shame Boy posted:

the one time i ever went skiing i tore my pants open from the crotch to the knee only 100ft down the mountain and had to slowly work my way down the rest as my pants became packed full of more and more snow. it was free lift ticket day so the place was super crowded too. hundreds of people kept whizzing by my exposed underwear as i repeatedly fell into snowbank after snowbank

that's my shameful skiing story thanks for listening

Tony Snark posted:

I have no clue how to embed twitter's bullshit so if this is broke it's worth it if someone can fix this

https://twitter.com/dietinghippo/status/1102153605899927556

KewlBiens posted:

girl goatse is the best goatse

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Neddy Seagoon posted:

BoTL is the living embodiment of the "New School of Chess Strategy" quote, and I'm pretty sure they're going to eventually get permabanned from SA just by the standing threat to be banned on-sight by every subforum after being kicked out from each in turn. They're already a good ways towards it.

Neddy Seagoon posted:

BoTL is the living embodiment of the "New School of Chess Strategy" quote, and I'm pretty sure they're going to eventually get permabanned from SA just by the standing threat to be banned on-sight by every subforum after being kicked out from each in turn. They're already a good ways towards it.

Fister Roboto posted:

HP Lovecraft Fact: In America, he's called A1 Lovecraft.

BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:

Please post this quote if you have it tia

quote:

A better analogy would be if someone walks into a championship tournament, says "GEE I THINK I MAY HAVE TRANSCENDED THE UNDERSTANDING OF SOME OF YOU GRANDMASTERS HERE, WANT TO JOIN MY NEW SCHOOL OF CHESS STRATEGY?", then loses by scholar's mate twice in the first round.

This person then refuses to leave his seat, claiming that he needs additional proof that the queen in f7 actually ontologically exists before he will admit defeat, and that the rules of the CHESS ESTABLISHMENT were unfairly biased against him by disallowing the possibility of his king being able to leapfrog pieces.

Then he pulls out an ancient shopping list from 1905 and claims that "1. Eggs" means 'The King', "2. Butter" means 'can', and "3. Milk" means 'leapfrog'. This is admissible evidence for his case because he has lived according to the dictates of this list since he was a teenager, and it has drastically improved his quality of life. When the referees tell him that this makes no loving sense, he drags them into a three hour debate over the precise meaning of the words 'makes', 'no', 'loving', and 'sense'.

When people point out that there is more than enough evidence to suggest his list is just a scrap of paper from some long-dead housewife's purse, he rather proudly points out how close-minded they are in dismissing outright the possibility that the list was in fact a secret coded message on the best way to live life, originally formulated by Atlanteans and passed down through the ages disguised as everyday documents. After all, if one starts with the presupposition that such a document exists, then it would be very fair to argue that it is indeed in the form of his shopping list.

Never mind that his previous interpretations of the list led to three convictions and time served for robbery, hate crimes, and murder. These were just unfortunate misinterpretations on his part of the list's true intentions, he says. The list itself is blameless. In fact, the Atlanteans deliberately obfuscated the true meaning of the list in this way, so that it would require multiple failed misinterpretations before one would happen across its TRUE meaning, and in doing so appreciate it all the more.

In fact, he does have some evidence to back up his claims. Why, just last week during his daily meditation on the list, he felt it telling him that something good was about to happen in his future. And yesterday, wouldn't you know it, he found a twenty dollar note on the sidewalk! Evidence of the list's prophetic powers if I ever saw one. And believe him, he has many more stories where that came from.

By now, the debate has splintered off into innumerable tangents, with the one man against literally every other player and referee present at the tournament. Finally, he graciously accepts the possibility of defeat in some of the myriad topics now being covered. OK, maybe the tallest player doesn't always get to go first. Fine, I will concede that there isn't much evidence to support my third-invisible-knight hypothesis. But that's all irrelevant. What he wants to concentrate on, and what nobody has yet been able to disprove, he adds, is the ability of the king to leapfrog over other pieces.

The argument drags on for weeks. Finally, one afternoon, the beet-faced referee exhausts his last reserves of decency and throws his arms up in frustration and despair. "YOU loving RETARD, HOW CAN YOU LAY CLAIM TO KNOWING ANYTHING ABOUT CHESS STRATEGY WHEN YOU DON'T EVEN GRASP THE MOST BASIC RULES!?" He shouts, just as a new entrant walks through the door. "I'm sorry," replies the man calmly, "I simply cannot discuss the rules of chess with such an 'official' if you insist on using such strong and uncouth language. Please retract your insults or I will be forced to plug my ears whenever you say anything from now on."

Seeing only this last exchange, the new entrant pipes up. "He's right, you know. If he did something wrong, then you as the referee have every right to tell him he is so, but it should be done with a patient and thorough explanation of the details of his error. Hurling ridicule at him solves nothing and won't change anyone's mind."

The lazy eye of the retarded List-following, King-leapfrogging man twitches almost unnoticeably, as he cranes his head towards the source of this new voice. A welcoming smile cracks, inch by beaming inch, across his face. He licks his lips. He clears his throat.

"So glad to know decent people like you still value a polite discussion. Care for a game?"

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

Is the PYF ban thread still a thing somewhere?

LORD OF BOOTY posted:

it's particularly bad in CineD because, at this point, CineD is a pretty close-knit forum. it's not really the same impersonal tone some other subforums have; a pretty big chunk of the CineD regulars have each other added on Facebook and whatnot and people talk about e/n poo poo all the time in genchat _{because the rest of SA hates our guts, on top of simple attrition}. so when he does this in CineD, it's kind of less like he's screaming something unpopular into the void, and more like you're hanging out with your friends and then some rear end in a top hat barges in out of nowhere and starts screaming about Guardians of the Galaxy being murder apologia

cock hero flux posted:

i've changed my mind, unban BoTL, he is doing god's work